第一章我算什么？
yiyuechusanliangchenjiri，yijiaqu。
liaosiyanzuozaijinduandahongxibeishang，mozhemanchuangdeguiyuanzaozi，jingbuzizhidexiaochulesheng，tazhongyuruyuanjiajileerlang。
peijiayatouxianglingduanlaiguihualianzizhouhejikuaigaodian，xiaozhequlequxi：“daguniang，ebu，xianzaiyinggaijiaoershaonainaile，ershaonainaichidiandongxidiandianduzi，chengxixiaogeshuoshaoyezaiqianyuanbeilazhechijiu，gujiyaodenghuiercainengguolai。”chengxishisongjiaerlangsongmidexiaosi。
longfengchengxiangxiuyanggaitouxia，liaosiyanhongleshuangjia，chenguaidao：“duozui！”
“guniangchujia，nubiyegenzhegaoxing。”
zhupuliangrenzhengshuozhehua，mianwaishouzhedexiaoyatoutuyangshengdao：“eryehuilaile！”
menwaipianpianxuehuafenfeierluo，songmijinwushidailexuduoliangqi。liaosiyanzangzaixiuzhongdeshoujinzhangdewolewo，xinxiaxiangzhejinrizhetengleyitian，yebuzhimianshangdezhuanghuameihua，shifoushierlanghuanxidemoyang。
gaitouxia，takandaosongmiheisezhangxuemanmanjinrushixian，xinyesuizhetadekaojinerkuaisutiaodong。ketadenglaidequebushisongmitiaokaigaitoudedongzuo，ershibeiculuzhuaidiaofengguan，chequxiapei，zhenggerenjingbeishuaichulexifang，zhongzhongshuaizaixuedizhishang。
xueluozailiaosiyancanbaidelianjiashang，jianruixiweidebinglianglingtashenzidouranyizhan。talangbeidecongxuedilipaqi，mouzhongmanshinanyizhixin。jiuzaifangcai，zheigeyutabaitangchengqindefujun，haobulianxizhuaizhetadetoufajiangtadiuchuxifang，wanruduidaiyigechouren。
“erlang，wozuocuoleshenme？niweihezheibandaiwo？jinrikeshiwomendaxiderizi。”liaosiyanshenzhedanbozhongyi，zaizheibingtianxuedizhongshenzidoudexianggeshaizi。
yanqiansuofashengdeyiqiedouhaobuzhenshi，dansongmibinglengdeyanshenquewubiqingxi，neimuguangzhizhiluozaitadeshenshang，cidetaxintoumengranyileng。
weidengsongmidahua，yinvziqingxiaoshengconglangxiachuanlai，xunshengwangquyiqinglinvzihuanbuzoulai，tashenduanena，yishenyuebaisejidizhangqunchenzhetadeliandanergewaiqiaoli。cinvliaosiyanshide，shisongmidebiaomei，zhiqianchangchanggenzaisongmihoutou，meicijiantadouhuiguaiqiaodehuanyishengliaojiajiejie。
rujindetajingshaolexiaonverjiadeqiaopi，toufayeshuchenglefurenfaji。tazoudaosongmishenbian，shenshouwanzhutadegebo，chongliaosiyanqingmieyixiao：“liaojiajiejie，xujiuweijian，jinlaikehao？”
shenhougenzhedeyatoujibushangqian，jiangshouzhongdeqiupipifengpizailetianyourongdeshenshang，suihouyoutixingdao：“ershaonainai，ninrujinhuaizheshenzi，dafushuotaihaimeizuowen，kedezhuyizhexie。”
liaosiyanmeiyoutingcuo，neixiaoyatoudequehuantianyourongershaonainai。liaosiyanshenziyaoyaoyuzhui，chunzhandoulehaojiucaiwenchukou：“tashinajiadeershaonainai？”liaosiyandeyanjingsisidedingzhesongmi。
qifenchenjideheren，songmijingshiyijuyizilenglengdao：“biaomeihuailewodegurou，ziranshiwosongjiadezhengjingershaonainai，qianyebiantaijinlemen。”
leishuikongzhibuzhucongyankuangliuchu，liaosiyandeshengyinjiuxiangshicongyafenglijichulai：“neiwosuanshenme？”
tianyourongyishenglengxiao：“nisuanshenme？sanhuangzihejininghouyijingzaibeifangqibingzaofan，niliaojiayidangzaojiuchengleluanchenzeizi，rujindeliaojiazaoyijingkongwuyiren，chuleni！niyiweiniyigezuichenzhinvhainengzuosongfudeshaonainai，biechirenshuomengle！”