第二章怪事儿了
shenhoudeguaishouguoranfachuzhenzhennuhou，xiangshiyaobawoshengtunhuoboleyiban。
buzhidaopaoleduojiu，wojianjianyouxietilibuzhi，zhengdangwokuaichuanbushanglaiqishi，wojuranyoukandaolegueryuandedamen！
woshijingerderoulerouyanjing，xiangpanduanshibushiwoyanhuakancuole，zheidifangdeguangliangbugou，yaoshikancuoyeshiqingyoukeyuan，kebuguanwozenmeyongliderouyanjing，gueryuandeneishandatiemen，yijiuchulizaineili！
xinliyouyizhongyinyindeganjue，guoran，zheizhongganjuehaimeidengluodi，zhiqianneizhiheiqiqi，quanshendoushiheimaodeguaishou，heranchuxianzailegueryuanmenkou。
woziranerrandeyoutaoli，guaishouyijiubuzhui，dengwopaochuyiduaner，youkandaogueryuandedamen。
zhouerfushilehaojibian，shenhoudeguaishouqueyizhibujiyuzhuiwo，zhishizailigueryuanjindeshihou，caihuichuxian，wojianjiankaishihuaiyi，zheiguaishoushibushiyagenerjiubudasuanzhuiwo，zhishixiangrangwolizhegueryuanyuanyixieni？
jiuzaiwoyouyuzheshifouhaiyaojixuwangqiandeshihou，yizhenyueerde**hurancongsimianbafangxiangleqilai。
是我的手机铃！
guorandangwozaicizhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，yijinghaoduanduandetangzaixuexiaoqinshidepuweishangle。
qinshideqitarenkandaowozheifusilitaoshengdemoyang，meiyoubandianerjingya，bijingwozongzuoemengdeshier，zaojiubushishenmexinwenle。
kanzhetamenjigehuanyifu，xilianshuaya，zhunbeijintiandekeben，wodezheikexincaisuanshichediluoxia。
raner，haimeidengwobazheikouqichuanyunchengle，shoujizaicixiangqijicide**。
wobei**heleyitiao，kandoumeikanzhijiejieting。
“wei，luyao，nijintianhuilaiyitang，niqinshengfumuzhaodaole，ganjinhuilaihetamenxiangren！”
dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyuanzhangmamawenroudeshengyin，buguobuzhidaoshibushiwoxiangduole，wozongjuedezheigewenroudesihuyouxieguotou，genbenjiubuxiangshizhengchangdetale。
“qin，qinshengfumu？wo......”
wobenlaihaixiangzaiwenwenqingkuang，weishenmehaoduanduanwodeqinshengfumujiuzhaolaile，weishenmefeiyaojintianhuiqu，keneibiandedianhuayijingguaduan，yuanzhangmamagenbenjiubujiwobandianertiwendejihui。
wunaidekanxiangshoulideshouji，wokaishiyouyu，jintianzhendeyaohuigueryuanma？
huixiangzheganggangbaituodeemeng，woxinlibuyoudeyouxiehaipa。
gueryuan？guaishou？menglineijiahuoshishenmeyisi，shixianggaosuwo，buyaohuiqugueryuanma？
xinlifanfumaodun，rangwoyishijianyouxieyouyubujue。
youqishixiangdaoneiduipaoqiwodefuqi，wojiugengbuzhidaojintianshifouyinggaihuiquyitangle。
anshuodangnianshitamenxuanzepaoqiwode，xianzaizhaolaile，woyekeyiwushitamen，buhetamenxiangren，danshiyixiangdaocongcikeyiguoshangyoufumuqianbanderizi，woxinliyoudongyaole。
siliangzaisan，wozuizhonghaishirangqinshidejiemeibangwoqinglejia，huanshanghaokandeyifu，jiandandeshoushileyixia，tashanglequwanggueryuandegongjiaoche。
zheiduanluwozoulebuzhidaoduoshaocile，danshizheicibuzhidaoweishenme，xinlizongyouyigeshengyinrangwohuiqu，bielai，ganjinxiache。
haoburongyidaolegueryuanmenkou，wojinzhangdeyikexindoukuaiyaotiaochusangziyanerle。