第1章 张小蛮王翠花奇葩整治系统

“geweishuiyou,kanwodexinfangzhuangxiudegoupaichangba?”

zaijinxiuhuayuanxiaoqunei,zhubozhangxiaomanzhengzaizijidexinjializhibo。

zheilishigegaodangxiaoqu,zhangxiaomanhualesibaiyuwanmaileyidongdapingceng,haihualejinbaiwanjinxingzhuangxiu,xianzaizhuangxiuyijingjieshu,jiudengjiyangjiadiandaoqi,jiunengruzhule。

“zhuangxiudetingjiangjiua,bucuo!”

“xinzhongshifengge,woxihuan!”

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dangran,zheihaibushizuizhuyaode,zhangxiaomanzuoweiyouxizhubo,zhezhongbuzhiletazhiboyongdedianjingfang,dangxiajiudaidajiaqukan。

dianjingfanglibujinjialegeyinmian,baozhengzhibobubeizaoyindarao。

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“wochecaohuimang,zhubotaihaole,wozuomengyexiangyongyouyigezheiyangdedianjingfang。”

“zheigedianjingfanghualeduoshaoqian,shuogeshu,rangwosixin。”

zhangxiaomanjiushuo:“lianzhuangxiudaizheixieyouxishebei,yejiuhualeyibaiwanba。”

“woqu,zhuangxiujiuhuajinbaiwan,zhuboyidingjialiyoukuang!”

wangyouxianmudekoushuidouyaoliuxialaile。

zhangxiaomanxiaozheshuo:“wojiameikuang,maizheitaofangzi,bawodecunkuandouzhaganle,woshiyidiyemeiyoule。”

“zhibojianjinzhikaiche,fouzexiaoheiwusihou!”

zhangxiaomanzhenghewangyouchepi,jiutingdao“dingdong”yisheng,yourenzaianmenling。

zhangxiaomanbuxiangtingxiazhibo,jiubashoujifangzaishangyikoudai,daidajiayiqiqukankanshisheidengmen。

dakaimenyikan,waimianshisangeren,weishoudeshiyigewushilaisuidama,houmiangenzheyinanyinvlianggenianqingren。

“你们三位找谁?”

zhangxiaomanbingburenshitamen。

damashuodao:“aiya,nishilaozhangjianeigexiaoziba,woshiniwangshen,xiaoshihounijiazaizhenzishangzhu,womenliangjiadouzaiyitiaojie,wohaibaoguonilie,houmianneishiwoerziheerxifu。”

“王婶?”

zhangxiaomannaodailimaochuyipaiwenhao,tabujideshenmewangshen,jiudadianhuaquwenzijilaoma。

“wo?nishuodeshiwangcuihuaba?zanmenbanjiahoujiumeilianxile,qianjitianwohuilaojiajizu,zhengqiaopengshang,jiuliaojiju。tazhidaonizaishiligangmailefangzi,jiuwenledizhi,tajiushuoqukankanni,woyiweishikaiwanxiao,meixiangdaozhenqule。”

tinglaomashuowan,zhangxiaomanyeganjuemomingqimiao,tamenjiahezheigewangcuihuagenbenjiumeishajiaoqing,dingduoershilainianqianshijiefang。

zheibiangangfangxiadianhua,zhangxiaomanjiujingedefaxian,neisangerenbuzhidaoshashihoujindaolezijijiali,zhengmanwuluancuan,haizaidianpingzhuangxiu。

“wojuedezheizhuangxiutaichajing,ketingyinggaibaishanghongmujiaju。”

“neifangjiancaijiaonankan,yiduixiaohaiziwandeyouxiji,baixiazheimedamianji,zhuangchengshufangduoliangtang!”

ganqingzheisangerenbafangzidangchengzijijiale,dangzhetazheigezhurendemianzaipipingzhuangxiu。

zhangxiaomandangjibuyuedishuo:“aiai,woshuonimenganshenmeni?bujingwoyunxujiujinfangjianluankan,haihuluanpingjia,nimenlimaoma?”

“aiya,doushilaolinjule,haineimejianwaigansha,neijiubushuozheigele,nizheifangziduoshaomianjia?”wangcuihuaxipixiaoliandewen。

“210ping,zenmele?”zhangxiaomanshuodao。

“neishigoukuanchangle,daoshihouketinglibaigeliuqizhuo,jigewoshibachuangzoule,hainengfanggehaojizhuo,yinggaigoule。”

wangcuihuazaihetaerzi,pangruowurendeshangliang。

“nimenxiandenghui,zheishiwojia,nimenyaoganshenme?”

zhangxiaomanyuelaiyuejuede,zheiyijiarennaoziyoudianwentile。

wangcuihuajiushuo:“shizheimehuishi,woerziheerxifu,mashangjiuyaojiehunle,xiangjienidefangzibanjiuxi,shunbianzaizheilidongfang,zhuliangtian。”

“shenme?fangzihaiyoujiede?nierzijiehun,zhujiudiana,zhuwofangziganma?”

zhangxiaomanganjuenanyilijie,zheijiarenpabushiyoushenmedabing。

wangcuihuashuo:“jiudianbushiguime。neishenme,yebubaizhunide,huitounibuyongsuilile,womenhaijinibaoge200hongbao,suanshizunifangzideqian。”

zhangxiaomanxianzaikeyiquedingle,zheiwangcuihuanaoziqueshiyoupao,buzhidaonageyiyuanmeiyouzhiliaojieshujiubatafangchulaile。

zheixiajiulianzhibojiandewangyoudoukanbuxiaqule。

“zheilaotaiponaoziyoukengba?renjiaxinfangyitianmeizhu,jiuyao200kuaiqianzuliangtian,jiwo2000wodoubuzu。”

“2000?zheimehaodezhuangxiu,wo2wandoubuzu,chataneidianqianle。”

“zhiqinlaizhuxinfangdangranxing,keguanjianzheinvrenshihenduonianbulianxidelinju,zheimeyouliantizheiyaoqiu?”

zhangxiaomancikekanbudaowangyoudepinglun,dantaxinqingshiyiyangde,taxianzaifeichangxiangbawangcuihuajinianchuqu。

“ding!zhencedaosuzhuyudaoqipa,qipazhengzhixitongjihuochenggong!”

zheishihou,yidaojixiedianziyinzaizhangxiaomanerbianxiangqi。

“xitong?woyudaoxitongle?”

zhangxiaomanhaodaiyeshijingliguofenglangderen,kanduolewangluoxiaoshuodeta,henkuaidejieshoulezheigesheding,budongshengse,zaiyongyinianhexitongjiaoliu。

zhangxiaoman:“nizheigexitongshizuoshenmede?”

xitong:“shehuishangyouduozhongqipa,baihuaishehuifengqi,ladiquanrenleidaodexiaxian,lingrenshenetongjue!youbenxitongzai,nikeyizhengzhisuoyouqipa,zhiyaonengrangtamenshoudaochengfa,jiunenghuodegezhongjiangli,xianzaikaiqixinshoujiaoxuehuodong,keyizaijichudetishizhongzuochuxuanze。”

“xuanxianga,bafangzijiejita,huodedangshishengmuchenghao!”

“xuanxiangb,weiwandequanzouzheijiaren,yihoubuhetamenjianmian,huodebamianlinglongchenghao。”

“xuanxiangc,dashengtongchizheiqipayijia,jiangtamenganchuqu,jianglirenminbi5wanyuan。”

ganzouqipajuranhaiyouqian,zhangxiaomanguoduandexuanzelec。

“ninaozimeishiba,fangzibujie,ganjingun!”

zhangxiaomandangjinuchiwangcuihua。

“说谁滚呢!”

zheishihouwangcuihuaneishoudexiangmaganyiyangdeerzishanglaile,duimatamadexingweihenbuman。

“zenme,worangnimenjinwojiale,fangjianliyoushougongditan,nimenchuanxiejiujinlaicai,womeirangnimenqingxijiubucuole,zaibuzou,xiaoxinlaozichouni!”

zhangxiaomankeshihejiroujinlunyiyang,lianjiuleyishenjianzirou,tayiliangchuqiujiedegongertouji,neixiaozidunshisongle,suodaotamashenhou。

yuanlaizheixiaozihaishigesonghuo,mabaonan。

“niganshenme!jiegefangzikannixiaoqineiyang,zhenshikancuonile,nianjiqingqingmeidianrenqingwei。”

wangcuihuajurandaodayipa,kaishishuluozhangxiaoman。

“gundan!biebiwodongshou!”

zhangxiaomanchaoqiyigenliangyigan,zuoshiyuda,zheiyijiasankoucaihedetaodaolemenkou。

“xiaozaizi,womenjienifangshikandeqini……”

wangcuihuaerzihaizaidafangjueci,zhangxiaomannaqiliangyiganjiuhuiguoqu,hedetamendiaotoujiupao。

mianduiqipa,jiuyaocaiquleitingshouduan,fouzetamenjiudengbizishanglian。

dengzhangxiaoman“peng”deyishengguanshangmen,shijiezongsuanqingjingle。

yucitongshi,xitongyefalailejiangli。