第1章
yishihuanghujianwohaoxianglaidaolebingfang。
womabaozhexixinbantangzaibingchuangshang,wobazezaiyipangshouzhewo,yiqiejingmiyoumeihao。
zhidaoyaolanlidewokuchulesheng。
womashuerbianlelianse,yibianxiaoxinhuzhuxixindeerduo,yibianyadishengyinrangwobabawobaochuqu。
wobaganmangyiyanzuole,bingfangmenheshangdeneiyikewomaditouqinleqinxixindeetou,qingshenganfuzhe。
yanxingjuzhijianshiwocongmeizaitashenshangdedaodewenrou。
wohexixinshishuangbaotai,tazhibiwozaochushenglesanshisanfenzhong。
jiuzheisanshisanfenzhong,wohexixinzaiwomaxinlijiuyouleyunnizhibie。
tarendingwodaniangtailijiushigebudongxintengmuqindebaiyanlang。
congxiaodaoda,wohexixinzhangzheyiyangdelian,chuanzheyiyangdeyifu,jihusuoyourendouhuirencuowohexixin。
除了我妈。
tazongnengzaiwomenzhijianzhunquedibaoqixixin,xiaozheshuo:「zheishiwodebaobeiguaixinxin。」
sisuidewohaibumingbaibaobeideyisi,zhishihenxianmubeimamaqinwenlianjiadejiejie。
yushibianxuezhejiejiedeyangzi,yibabaozhulemamadexiaotui。
「niganshenme?」womaditoukanwo,lishengdao:「kuaifangkai,womeibanfazoulule。」
houlaiwoyouwenguobabamamaweishenmebubaowo,babashuoshiyinweimamaliqixiao。
wozhendexinle,youhenzhangyiduanshijianmeiyouchiguoyoueryuanlaoshifadexiaolingshi。
zhishiweilenengrangmamabaoqiwo。