wodangranbujiaozhaodi，jiusuanwoyuanyijiao，wobamazheilianggezhishifenziyediubuqizheigelian。
danshiwonainaijiuaijiaowozhaodi，shuoshiwodexiaoming，jiaozhejiaozhejiunengzhaolaididile。
我觉得她挺搞笑的。
womashigetiedingke，yinweitashigewudaojia，shengyuhouhuiyingxiangtadeshentimeiguan，erwobashizhidaowomazheigeqingkuangyiranjianchijiehunde。
meixiangdaoliangnianhouwomajiuhuaishangle。
yichacaizhidaoshiwonainaijingjingyeyemeitianbatamendejishengyongpinchuolejigedong，yushiwozheigelouwangzhiyudanshengle。
kexi，woshigenvwa，wonaikandaohoushiwangdeyaoming，baodoubuyuanyibaowo。
womabianbudeyituichureaidewudaoshiye，chenglejiatingzhufuzhuanxinyangyuwo。
zheixienianwonainaichunchunyudong，youzaicuiwomashenggeerzi，shenzhihaixianggujizhongshi。
meiyoubanfawomazhinenglazhewobayiqiquzuolejiezha。
xianzaididishikendingmeiyoule，xiaoshushuqueturanmaolechulai。
zainainaidehuhuanxia，wodongdoumeidongyixia。
meibanfa，duizheigexiaoshushuzhendeyidiandoubuganxingqu。
2.
jianjiaobudongwo，wonainaibiebiezui:“siyatouyidiandoubutinghua，gennimayigeyang。”
tingjianzheinantingdehua，woyishuaishouxianggexiaopaodansidechaotachongleguoqu，bataheleyitiao，xiayishiwanghouyiduo。
womeilita，coushangqukanleyiyanhaizi，ranhouxiangbeihedaosidelimadankai。
“maya，zheishenmewanyier，zhangdegengeheihouziside，youshenmekekandea。”
“shenmeheihouzi，nizheisiyatouzenmeshuohuade?
nainaiqidaotaiqishouxiangdawo，woyixiazipaokaile。
“jiushichou，jiushichou，lvelvelve。”
nainaikuaiqisile，zaitakanlaihuailizheigeneishidingdingpiaoliangdebaobei，nalirongdexiawozheiyangshuo，danshixianzaiyounawomeibanfa。
pangbianneigenvrenturanduizhewobashuohuale:
“dage，bieguaiwoduoshi，nijiaguinvyoudiantaijiaoguanle，zheiduohaoyinanwa，nimenyaoshibuxihuana，jiwosuanle。”
wonainaimanyikanzheta，xiangshifaxianlerenshengzhiji，sukudao:“jiushia，xiaozhen，haishinidongwo，wozheisunnvbeitamayangfeile!wogennishuoa......”
nainaigensongzhenpangruowurenpipingtucaozhewo，wozhidangmeitingjian，fanzhengzaojiutingguanle，zheixieduiwobutongbuyang。
wohaiyouxinqingchazui:“nai，fanlaifuqujiushimaneijiju，nengbunenglaidianxinxiandea?”
tingjianzheihua，bababuyuezhoumeikanzhewo，“linxiaxia，nibietaiguofenle。”
我对他做了个鬼脸。
mamalaleyixiawodehouyijin，ranhouzhanzaiwomianqian，pieleyiyannvren，dandanshuodao:“wonverdaoyebuxuyaowairenjiaoxun，niyigerenzaizheilizhuyuantingkeliande，youzheikongburumayixiazijijialiren。”
nvrenlianyixiabiandetieqing。
mamawushita，kanxiangnainai。
“ma，suiranshuozuoweiwanbeiyouxiehuabuhaoshuo，danbijingbushixiaoshi，wohaishiyaowenyixia，zheihaizidebabashishei?”
“niguantashishei，fanzhengzheishiwomenlinjiadehaizi。”
nainaiqingkeleyixia，duobilehuati。
mamalengxiaoyisheng:“shenmelinjiadehaizi?manikexingwang，nandaohaizibashixinglin?”
“胡说八道!”
“neibujiushila，jiranbushilinjiade，neikendingyaozhaodaohaiziba，buranyihouhaizizenmeban?sheiyang?”
nainaikanxiangbaba，tayanjixianglaiyijue，neiyanleishuolaijiulai。
“erya，wocaigangjinishenggedidi，nixifujiuzheiyangduiwo?”
“shenmejiaosheiyang?wonianjidale，yihouwosilenimenliangkouzijiubuguandidia?”
wobayikannainaikulelimajile:“ma，nibiekua，yang，woqindidiwomenkendingyang，nixianzaiyaozuoyuezini，zenmenengkuni?”
tahuiguotoumiandaibuyudikanzhewoma:“yueru，nijiufeiyaozheigeshihoushuoma?niyeshinvren，nvrenzheigeshihouzuicuiruo，nidongshidianhaoma?”
tingjianzheihua，womaliansegengshiyileng，nuhuoyongshanglai。
“yuanlainimendouzhidaoshengwanhaizihoudenvrencuiruoa，neidangchuwoshengwanxiaxia，nimazenmeduiwode，niwangle?”