第五章
笑话！
daoshoudeqiannayouhaihuilaidedaoli！
xingxubierenkeyi，zaitazheilikexingbutong。
tajixushuodao：“wodinianlingyedale，gaizhaogenvrenjiehunle，jiehunbudeyoufang？wodouchengnuobangtadianshoufule，yaoshiyinweizheishirangtazhaobudaolaopo，nishuo，wozhaosheishuoliqu？”
“xiaoting，zheiqianbixunahuilai，linfengzheirenrenpinbuxing，wobuhuibaluoluowanghuokenglituide。neiyoubushinididideqian，tanazhebuxinxuma？nikuaijitadadianhua，rangtabaqianhaihuilai！”
sumingzhoujinmeitou，tajianliutingbuweisuodong，congdoulitaochushouji：“nidabuda？nibuda，woda。”
“lihun！zheirizimeifaguole。”liutingmengdicongshafashangzhanqilai，nudao。
“xing，lihunzhiqianxianbanijiezoudecailiqiannahuilai！”
“你！”
kanzhesumingburongshangliangdetaidu，liutingqidezuichunduosuo。
tajiuzhidaozhiyaoqianchetazheigemeimeideshi，tazheigesongbaojiubianyang。
piankehou，tayaoyaqiechidao：“hao，woda！”
tashuolihunyezhishihehuhehusuming，nalihuizhenliya！
yuqisumingdaguoqutingdaobugaitingde，haiburutadaguoqu。
tadakaishoujizhaodaodididedianhua，henkuaibolechuqu。
jinjiezhe，liuyangpipideshengyinchuanlai，“jie，youzhaodaoqianjixiaodimaifangle？”
“xiaoyang，nimingtianbajienajinidecailiqiansongguolai，nisuminggeyaoyong。”
“jie，nayounizheiyangde？wohaidengzhejiaoshoufuni？”liuyangxiangshualai。
“buyaofeihua，mingtiannaguolai，nimaifangdeshihuitouzaishuo。haole，guale。”
liutingsanliangjujieshutonghua，tadenglesuluohelixuemeiliangyan，erhouchongzhesumingchenshengdao：“nijintianshuishafa。”
shuowan，taqishixiongxiongjiuhuilewoshi。
sumingtaishoumomobizi，wunaidichaomeimeixiaoxiao。
suluoxinqingfuza，talveyisisuo，erhoushuodao：“ge，niqumaneiwushuiba，wogenmahetongtongshuidexia。”
“欸。”
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第二天早上。
lixuemeizaozaoqichuangzuohaoyijiazidezaofan，tazhaohuzhesunzihewaisunnvchiguohou，zijiyecongcongchilexie，erhoujiushoushishoushi，daizhesuxintongsongsuxiaowenquyoueryuan。
suxintongcongxiaoshentijiurongyishengbing，sansuiduole，yizhiyoulaolaodaizhezaijia。
sumingzaofandoumeichi，jiuchumenganhuoqule。
suluobipingshizoudewan，yinweitajintianyaojijijingchenjinxingdiyicizhiliao，zhunbeigongzuodezuohao，ruoshitazhendezhaoqileyao，tanverdebingshuobudingyeyouxiwang。
suluochiguozaofanhou，yizhibujiansaoziqichuang，tabafancaiyongcaizhaozhaoqilai，huiwoshishoushidongxi。
“吧嗒。”
guoleyihuier，ketingzuilimiandewoshimenkaile。
liutingnieshouniejiaodiconglimianzouchulai，suijiyouqingqingdiguanshangwoshimen。
tajintianteyihualegedanzhuang，chuanshangleguonianshiliangqianduokuaiqianmaidejiuhongsedayi，zuoshoukuazheheiseshoutibao，jiaobuqingqingdichaomenkouzouqu。
yanranyifuzuozeixinxudemoyang。
suluohenverdewoshizhengduizheketing，tacongmenfenglikandaosaoziyaochumendeyangzi，buyoucumei，yangshengwendao：“saozi，niyaoqunaer？daihuinididijiuyaolaile，nibudengtama？”
suluoturandezhiwenshengrangliutingxinliyigedeng。
tazhuaizhebaobaodezhijianfanbai，danyiranangshoukuobujixuwangmenkouzou，tongshiwenzheshengyindadao：“......wozheibushiyoudianjishima，nixianzaijiadengzhe，wobanwanshijiuhuilaile。”
budengsuluozaishuohua，tashuowanjiujicongcongchulemen。
“......”
suluorumodemeiyanchenjingruhai，tazhongyouguanshangfangmen，jixuzhenglishoushuyongdedongxi。
十分钟后。
“咔嚓。”
shenhongsedamenbeizaicidakai，yigezeimeishuyandenanrencongmenwaitantoujinlai。
nanrenxianshitantoujinlai，huanshiyiquanketing，faxianwulimeirenhou，zheicaidayaodabaidizoujinlai。
lairenzhengshisuluosaozideniangjiabaodi，liuyang，nianlingkanqilaiyouershisi、wusui，yimiqierdegezi，zhangdezeimeishuyan，shangshenchuanzhejunlvsejiakewaitao，xiamianshiyitiaoshenseniuziku。
tazuoguyoupanzaiketingliliudaleyiquan。
ketingzonggongyejiushilaipingfangmi，tahaimeiyouzouliangbujiudaotoule，meiyouchoujianzhiqiandewanyi，tazuijiaopieleliangxia，taijiaojiuzhunbeizouren。
zheishi，suluodakaimen，congwoshilizoulechulai。
“nishishei？nizenmejinlaide？”
zhakandaoketinglizhanzheyigemoshengnanren，tahaiyiweishixiaotoujinlaile，niejinleshoulideshouji，zhunbeibaojing。
“嘿！”
liuyangzuojiaodouyaotachudamenwaile，piejianwulizouchugedameiren，tajiaobuyizhuan，youzhuanlehuilai，“bie，meinv，woshiliutingtadidi，liuyang。”
“nijiushisuluomeimeiba！”
jiansuluoyilianjiebeidikanzheta，taxinsizhuandefeikuai，tianzhelianjixushuodao：“wojieni？tabushirangwobaqiannaguolaima？zenmebujiantachulai？”
suluohoutuidaomenkou，meiyoulimahuidananrendewenti，ershijixugangcaidewenti：“nizenmejinlaide？”
“hei，dangranshiyongyaochikaimenjinlai。”liuyangyiliandeyi，tongshishuaishuaiyoushoulideyaochi，“wojiejiwode。”
suluoliansedunshibiandechenlengrumo。
刘婷这是要干什么？
jialideyaochizenmekeyisuibianjiujiaojiyigewairen？
jishineigerenshitadeqindidiyebuxing。
tashenxileyikouqi，zanshijiangcishirennaixialai，lengshengzhiwendao：“qianni？”
“qian、qian......e^，biejima，wotingwojieshuo，nigenniweihunfunaobaile？nikanwozayang？yaobunigenlewo？wokendingbuhuigenlinfengyiyangjinidailvmao。”
liuyangcuocuoshou，chichanzhannidemuguangzaisuluolianshanglaihuiqunxun。
yuekan，tajiuyuexinyangnannai。
“nixianchuqu，dengnijiehuilaile，nizailai，woshangbankuaichidaole。”
suluochichidengbudaoliutinghuilai，tayouzhejishangban，kaishiwangwainianren。
kuangqie，nanrendemuguanglibuhuaihaoyi，tazhenyaogandianshenme，tayigeshouwufujizhilideruonvzikendingbushitadeduishou。
“neikebuxing，woshenshangchuaizheneimedadejine，zheiwanyibeihuairenqiangle，wojiebudemasiwo？”
liuyangzoujinliangbu，xixiaodeyanjinglitouzhetanlanzhise。
钱，他拿到手了。
美人，他也要收下。
“suluomeimei，wotingwojieshuonidenverquegebaba，wokeyilaizuotadebaba，erqie，nifangxin，wokendinghuixiangqinbayiyangshandaitade。”
“nizhendebukaolvyixiama？”