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linyongfangkuaisudidunxiahanta:“laoqiao,laoqiao,qiaoshi,kuaidajijiudianhua!”

qiaoshishoumangjiaoluandiqubodianhua,qiaoyuzhanzaiyipang,duiyuqiaozhiliangturandaoxia,tayouyizhenzimangranbuzhisuocuo。

jiuhuchehenkuaikaidaoqiaojiabieshulai,jiangqiaozhiliangtaishangche,zaihuxiaoerqu。

ersanrengezizaiganquyiyuan。

qiaozhiliangtufanaoyixue,tayuanbenxueyajiupiangao,chuleqiaoyuzheidangzishi,zhejidexueyabiaosheng,zaijiashangqiaoshideshi,jianzhishihuoshangjiaoyou。

songdaoyiyuanlaizhijietuidaoshoushushili。linyongfangmunvheqiaoyusanrenshouzaiwaimian,huxiangkanbushunyan。

qiaoshizuixianchenbuzhuqi,shanglaijiuzhuqiaoyudeshoubei:“bababaqibing,zheihuinimanyileba?”

qiaoyuyonglizhengkaitadeqianzhi,litashaoweiyoudianjulicaishuohua:“nizheishibujianglini?taweishenmeyundao?nandaobushiyinweinigoudazhoujiayangyinqide?”

qiaoshilengxiao:“nishuowogoudazhoujiayang,niyoushenmezhengju?”

“zhengjuwoshimeiyou,buguorenzaizuo,tianzaikan。”qiaoyurenzhendishuo。

“hahaha!”qiaoshifangfotingdaoleyigetiandadexiaohua:“jiejie,nizhentianzhen!nixinlaotian,zheimeduonianlainidedaoleshenme?nibeiyangzaiwaimian,suiranfafendushuyouyifenhaiguodequdegongzuo,dannimashanghuiyiwusuoyou,zaifengchengshenbaiminglie!qiaoshizhubaozaiwohewomadezhangwozhizhong。laotianrangwomensunshileshenme?”

qiaoyutinglezheifanhua,liangzhiyanjingsisididingzhezheiduimunvliang,xiridejiuhendunshiyongshangxintoulai。

tademuqinhezhilandangniangenzheqiaozhiliangyiqibaishouqijia,zaitasisuideshihou,fuqiliangyijingyouleyijiazhubaoshangxing。riziyueguoyuehaozhishi,qiaozhiliangchuguilinyongfang,zhiqiyouyun。budeyihuilaigenhelanzhitanpai,helanzhifennukaichelijia,buliaolushangzaoyuchehuo,sijizhaoshitaoyiqiangjiubujishi,buxingqushi。

helanzhiqushibudaoyigeyue,qiaozhiliangyulinyongfangjiehun,wugeyuezhihoushengxiaqiaoshi。mingyanrendouzhidaoshishenmewenti。

linyongfangneixinhenqiangda,zaibierendefeiyizhongguoleneimeduonian,zhubaoshangxingzuodaozhubaojituan,zaifengchengshangjieyongyouyixizhidi。tadangtimianfengguangdeqiaotaitai,qiaoshizaifuerdaizhongkequankedian。zaizheigexiaopinbuxiaochangdeniandai,sheihaijidetadangnianganguodewochuoshi?

“xiangduzhanqiaoshizhubao,nimenbupei。nimenzuihaoqidaolaotouzixingguolai,buranwoyidinghuirangnimenmunvxiadiyu!”qiaoyushuozheijuhua,kouqishibinglengerlingli。

linyongfangyuanbenbuxianglihuizheiliangjiemeidekoujiaozhizheng。tazuozaizuoyishang,shuangshoubaoxiong,hunshensanfazheyiguguifurendeqizhi。tingwanqiaoyudehuazhihou,taweiweiyixiao,xiaolidaizheqingshi:“nianqingren,chengkoushezhikuaishizuimeiyouyongde。ruoshimeiyoubenshi,zhenggegongsiquanbaisongjini,zuihouyejibaiguang。”

taheqiaozhilianggongtongjingyingzhubaogongsiduonian,genneixiezhiguanzaijiahuaqiandefutaitaishibuyiyangde。qiaoyuxiangyaozhandeyidianbianyi,neidekantadexinqinghaohaishibuhao。

qiaoyubuxie:“linnvshishuozheihuazhenshizhuxinle。zijibaijianleyigezhubaogongsi,haipabeirenqiangzou,daoshiririkanzhe,lianguanjiaonverdeshijiandoumeiyou。jiushibuzhidaoneizhoujiayang,daodishikanshangqiaojiadenver,haishikanshangqiaojiadecaichan。”

“qiaoyu,shikeerzhi。yaozhidaohuocongkouchu,niyijingdeleyigejiaoxun。niqinbahaitangzaishoushuchuangshang,shengsiweibuni。”linyongfanghuanhuandishuo。

“shini,wodeqidaoqiaozonghuozhe。sheizhidaonimenmunvshibushidengzheiyitiandenghenjiule。”qiaoyulengxiao。

linyongfanglianqingweiyichou。zheigeqiaoyu,yaobushitabuxiangzijiangshenjiayutajijiao,tazaosilantaneizhangzui。

zousongbahanmosongdaoqingheyuanbieshuqu,tamenliangzaineiergeyouyichuangfangzi。zaichalukouchu,yizhiyiyubufadehanmokaikoushuodao:“qunineier。”

邹松背后一阵冷汗。

tinghaoche,zousongdakaiyuanmen,hanmozhanzaihoumianjiangtatuijinqu,ranhouyiquandazaitadelianshang:“nixiaozishihuonilea?jingranganjiwoxiayao!”

zousongmeichuduo,liqiyoumeitada,huoshengshengailejiquan,zhihaoqiurao:“sanshao,sanshao,wocuole,woyihoujueduibuganle!nifangguowoba。”

hanmobatarengdaozoulangxia,zhenglizijideyixiu,zaikanyiyanzaidishangsesefadouderen:“zaiyouxiaci,wohuobolenidepi!”

zousongjuqishoufashi:“jueduibuhuizaiyouxiaci。”

hanmowangwulizou,zousongkuzheliangenzaishenhou。zuoyetaxinqingbuhao,yuezousongchulaihejiu。zuoweitadexiashujiantongshi,zousongduizheiweishangsidemeiyijianshiqingdouleruzhizhang。birutabujinnvse,waijianshenzhichuaicetashibushixihuannanren。zousongzhidaotashikebanqiekezhi,duinvseburezhong。

zuoweihanshijituanxianrenzongcaideyangzi,tadehunyinbuyouzijizuozhu,shangliushehuirezhonglianyin,zheiyangkeyijiangziyuanhecaifuzhihuan。

duiyulianyin,hanmomeiyouyiyi,dannvfangduitashenfenbutaimanyi。hanshishifengchengdedacaituan,tabuzaigongsirenzhi,youshiyangzishenfen,jianglailianjichengdoushihendadewenti。gueryaoqiutaruzhui。

hanmoshuo:“wobuyongyizhanghanshishenghuo,yebushifeitabuqu。buguoshibuxiangshangfuqindemianzi。”

zousongbuyiweiyi:“lianyinbujiushizuojiwairenkandema?sidixiabicigewangede,hubuganshe。jinwanwojiudainihaohaowan。”

tapahanmofangbukai,zaitadejiulixialeyao,ranhoujitazhaoleyigenianqingdenvyanyuan。zhishihoulainvyanyuanshuo,tabingmeiyouzhaodaohanmo。

zousongjihanmodaoshangyibeishui,ranhouxiaoxinyiyidiwen:“sanshao,zuowanwojinianpaideguniangbingmeiyoujinrunidefangjian。”

hanmohoujiegundong,hexiayikoushuizhihoutandangdishuo:“yinweijinruwofangjiandelingyouqiren。”

zousongdaxi,gaoxingdishuo:“buguanshishei,zhiyaoshigeguniangjiuxing。wodeshouduansuiranxialiu,danjiushiyouxiao。wokannijintianshenqingqishuang,zaiyebushineigeqingxinguayudelaodaoshi。”

hanmofangxiabeizi,nayanshenwanta。zousongzheigerenba,nengganshi,yehuiganshi,jiushizuitaisui,jitayigehuati,tanengshuogemeiwan。

“bangwoquchageren。jiugangcaizaijiudianbeiyiqunrenweigongdeneigeguniang。”

“ng?nandaoshitajiehu?”zousongrangqilai,zhihoucaifajuejiehuzheigecisihuyongdebutaiqiadang。

tanaqishoujijiuyaodadianhua,ranhoudanchuyitiaoxinwenlai,biaotixiedao:qiaoshizhubaoqianjindinghundangyepitui,jiudianyehuiyenanrencheyebugui。

tazheigerenxianglaibagua,haochengfengchengshangjiegouziwang,duiyuzhouqiaoerjiadedinghun,talveyousuowen。yincikanjianzheigebiaotijiudianjinqu,kandaolezaochenqiaoyuzaijiudianmenqianbeizhuoxianchangdeshipin。

tajiangshoujifangdaohanmomianqian,gangadishuo:“buyongwochale,taxianzaihenchuming。wangyouliantaqiuxuejinglihegongzuodanweidoubachulaile。”

hanmokanwanshipin,lianheidexiangguodi:“wozenmejiuchengyenanrenle?”yuqishifenbuman。