shanghanzabinglunxianfangzhebushuo，guangshibencaogangmujiuyoujishiwanzi，erqiedoushiwenyanwen，nengdudongjiubucuole。
倒背？
做梦吧！
buguo，kandaosongxiaoyilianzixindeyangzi，shihaizhenyoujifenbawo，zhiqiande《hanxingyaoxingfu》jiushigelizi，xiangdaozheili，zaichangdesuoyoutongxuedunshibuganhangshengfanbole，zhishiyongqitedeyanguangkanzhetaishangdesunyisheng。
zheihuiersunyishengzhenshifeidouyaoqizhale，tajiuxiangxiagetai，zenmezheimeburongyi？
“songxiaoshiba，hao！nihao！buguolijieyaolizhishiyifangmian，gengduodehaishishijian，yaolibeidezaiduo，yewufalingyigerenqisihuisheng。”sunyishengshuozheihuamingxianshizaiwakusongxiao。
qianyisiyejiushi：nidaobeiruliuyouyoushenmeyong，yizhibulebing，zhaoyangbupeizuoyisheng。
songxiaowenyandianlediantou，jiqirentongdedao：“zhishangdelaizhongjueqian，juezhicishiyaogongxing。bucuo，yishengyisheng，nengyirendecaishiyisheng，xiangbudaonihaiyouzheidengjuewu。”
“pu--”zheihuayichu，zaichangdetongxuezaicirenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，kanzhesongxiaodeyanshenzhong，yecongzhiqiandexingzailehuobianchenglexianzaidelveweihaoqi。
zhayikansihusongxiaocaishilaoshi，zaijiaodaosunyishengzheigexueshengyiban。
sunyishenglianshangdeyinmaizhiseyuelaiyueshengle，songxiaozheihuadengyushizaijiaoyutayiyang。
教育自己？
zijishishei，fushuyiyuandeyisheng，mingzhengyanshundekaojinlaide，mianqianzheimaodoumeizhangquandeshixishengxiaopihai，ganzheimeduizhetashuohua？
“zhaonizheimeshuo，nibiwohailihaile？hehe，zhenshichushengniudubupahu，woxingyileduoshaonian？niyouxingyileduoshaonian？daoxianzaihaishigemeibiyededaxuesheng，niyoushenmezigezhanzaizheilihewoshuohua，yaomeguaiguaidezuozhetingke，yaomezhijiegundan！”
sunyishengshuodaozuihoujihushihouchulaide，kanlaizheshibeiqidebuqing，buguotazheiqifendeyangzi，zaizhongrenkanlaiqueyouxienaoxiuchengnudexianyi。
songxiaomeimaoyitiao，suiranzheijushentishidaxuesheng，dantadelinghunkebushi，beiyigefanrenzheimezhizhebizima，taxinlihenbushuang，zhengyaokaikoufanbo，queganjuezijiyifubeirenlaleyixia。
songxiaozhuanyanyikan，zhijianneipangzipinlemingdezaijizijidayanse，haoxiangzaishuorangzijixiandandingdanding。
songxiaokanleyiyantaishanglianhongbozicudesunyisheng，weiweitanlekouqi，zuolexialai。
“zhongjiuhaishishilibuji，yeba，jiurentazheiyihui。”
songxiaozuoxialaizhihou，fangjianlijianbanuzhangdeqifencaijiuxiaoshibujian，sunyishengdeyidesaoshilezhongtongxueyiyan，sihuzaishuo：
wotemecaishiquanwei，sheibufu，jinguanlaishishi，xiachangjiuhegangcaineierhuoyiyang。
qiafengcishiyoubingrenjinmen，sunyishengyemeiyouzaishuohua，kaishijiqianmiandengdaidebingrenwenzhenleqilai。
taixiadetongxuekanwanlerenao，yekaishirenzhenxuexileqilai，bijingzheishixikezhuyaodemudehaishixuexijingyan。
jiansongxiaozhongyuguaiguaidezuolexialai，yipangdepangzizhangshulekouqi，youxiehentiebuchenggangdeduizhesongxiaodao：
“woshuonigeerhuo，pingshibeinvrenzhizhebizimadousongle，zenmejinergezheimeyongganle？zheilaotoumingxianshizaizhaotaijiexia，nitemesihoutashuangbujiuxingle，zenmepianyaofanbotani？jiusuanyaorangnvshenguamuxiangkan，niyebienazijiqiantukaiwanxiaoa！”
suiranzheipangzizhangdechou，youmeishenmebenshi，danduidaipengyouhaishibucuode，kanzhetajiaojideyanshen，songxiaoxiaolexiaodao：“woyiqianhensongme？”
“woca，yuanlainihaimeishuixing，wojiushuonizenmeturanjianbianchaorenle，ganqinghaizaimengyoua。”pangzixianshilengleyixia，suihouzhengerbajingdedianlediantoudao。
“qunide...wojiushikanbuguanneiyishengzhuangbikeyileba，duilegangcainishuonvshen？shenmenvshen？”songxiaojiandandejieshileyiju，suihouzhuanyihuatidao。
shuoqizheige，pangzidunshiliangyanfangguangleqilai，zhilezhiqianmiandisanpaizuizuobiandeyidaoqianyingdao：“dongfangqiana，hainengshishei，zanmenyikedaxuezhongyixijiuzheiyigenvshen。”
“beiyingshibucuo。”songxiaotaitoukanleyiyan，zhijianyidaorumobandeqingsiqingfuerxia，zhijiezhezhulekaoyi，suihoujiuzhikandaohezijishenshangyiyangdebaidaguale。
“shia，suiranzhiyouyigedanyeshiguobaojidehaobuhao，bujinrenpiaoliang，shencaizhengdian，haishinvboshi，jiushikexixingzilengledian，xiangzuobingshanside。niganshuozhiqianxiongqi，bushiweilexiyinnvshendezhuyili？”
jianpangziyouweisuoyoucuoshoudekanzheziji，songxiaoxinlimeilaiyizhenexin，piguwanghounuoleyidian，dandandao：“wohaishiduishoushizhuangbideyishengbijiaoganxingqu。”
“qie，nishoushiamaoagouwoxin，yaoshinigangcaizaigandingzuiyiju，gujixianzaibujinbibuleye，yihouyebiexiangzaiyiyuanhunle。suanle，nidepiqiwohaibuzhidaome...buguonihaishiruyuanle，gangcainizhanqilaizhihou，dongfangnvshenyizhikanzhenini。”pangzihuashuoleyibandunshiyoubiandeweisuoleqilai。
songxiaoyaoleyaotou，meiyouzaishuohua，zaitayanlibibubiyejiuxiangtachibuchiyidunfanyiyangjiandan。
biyeyehaobubiyeyeba，wusuowei，zhiyaotashilinenghuifujiuxing。
“zheiyishengjiangdemeishenmeyisi，wodazuo--xiaoqiyihuier，nibangwofangfangfeng。”songxiaokanleyiyantaishangtaotaobujuedesunyisheng，ranhouduizhepangzidao。
“ai，nixiaozizhenbubaqiantudanghuishi...”pangziyaoleyaotou，jixutaitoukanxianglezuoqianfangdedongfangqian，yanshenzhongshierwenroushierweisuo，taishangdesunyishengzhijiebeitadangchengkongqile。
“haole，gangcaishuodedazhijiushinidebingqingle，qunayaoba，jidedingqifuzhen。”sunyishengduizheqianmiandebingrendianlediantoudao。
neibingrenshuoleshengxiexie，jiuzoulechuqu。sunyishenghulekouqi，zhuantouyikan，jianzhongtongxuedouzairenzhendezuobijitingzijijiangke，dunshixinliyoushengqilejifenrongyugan。
jiuzaitaxiangshuojijujiaodaodehuashi，qianmianturanchuanlaileyizhencaozadeshengyin，yuelaiyuejin。
buyihuiermenyoubeituikai，liangminghushituizhebingchuang，liansejiaojidepaoleguolai，bingchuangshangtangzheyiminglaoren，lianselahuang，zuichunfabai，sihuyijinghunmiguoquduoshile。
“sunyisheng，jinjiqingkuang，zheilaorenchileyaohouhunmileguoqu。”qizhongyiminghushilisunyishenghaiyouxiejulijiukaishihandao。
yikanjianzheilaoren，sunyishengdunshiyigetoubiandelianggedale，zheilaotoushitadebingren，zhiqiantayezhenduanchulaile，yougaoxueya，bingqiekaileyao，andaoli，chileyaoyinggaihaolecaidui，zenmehuidaozhihunmini？
“zenmehuishi？tameichijiangxueyadeyaome？”
“chile，zhiqianhaihaohaode，buguogangcaigangzoudaoyiyuanmenkouyouhunmile。”lingyigehushidiantoudao。
sunyishengzhoulezhoumeitou，tanengganjuedaohoumianxueshengmenbiandebuyiyangdemuguang，zijizheiyiciyaoshizhibuhaoren，gujibujinhuibeihoumiandexueshengquxiao，shuobudinghaidefuzeren。
yixiangdaozheili，sunyishengxinlijiuqi，zaozhidaojiubujiezheitangshoushanyule。
talianmanglaidaolaorenmianqian，zaicikaishizhenduanleqilai。
“kanlaiyudaoyixietufaqingkuangle。”
“shia，kanzheilaorenzuichunfabai，mianserutu，zheishixutuosuozhia。”
“kankanzhesunyishengzenmejiejueba，tufaxingqingkuangdechulikeshibaoguijingyan。”
houmiandetongxueyijianzheichangmian，dunshicongzuoweishangzhanleqilai，manmandekaoleguolai。
“yiqiezhengzhuanghezhiqianyiyang，nimenyaowuyoumeiyoukaicuo？”sunyishengjianchawanbi，zaicizhouqimeitouwendao。
lianggehushiwenyan，lianmangyaotoudao：“bukeneng，yaofangzhuayaodouyaojingguodiannaosaomiaode，zenmekenengchucuo。”
sunyishengyixiangyeshi，molemoxiabadao：“zaijitachiyiciyao。”
yitingzheihua，lianggehushilianmangdianlediantou，qizhongyigelianmangcongdoulinachuyipingbaisedeyaopian。
buguo，jiuzaineihushijiangyaobayaopiansongjinlaorenzuilideshihou，zhitingliangdaoshengyinturanconghoumianxiangqi：“bunengjitachiyao！”
sunyishengwenyandunshiyileng，huitoukanleyiyan，zhijiandiyidaoshengyindelaiyuanshikanqilaihenpiaoliangdenvxuesheng，zhiyudierdao，guangshikanleyiyansunyishengdelianjiugengheile。
zheibushizhiqianneigedingzhuangzijidesongxiaome？
nvdeduoshaoyaoliudianmianzi，danduisongxiaojiumeizheigebiyaole，sunyishenglenglengdeduizhesongxiaodao：“xianzaishijiurendeshike，nibiejiwodaoluan，chuleshinifuze？”
tabenlaijiuduisongxiaodedingzhuanghenbushuang，zheihuierjingranhaiyaoduizijidebingrenzhishouhuajiao，daoditashiyishengzijishiyisheng？
songxiaowenyanyaoleyaotou，yibianwangqianzouyibiandao：“duiyubingren，woconglaidoubukaiwanxiao。niyaoshizairangtachijiangxueyadeyao，neidaoshihouzhendeshenxiannanjiu。”
yitingsongxiaodehua，zaichangtongxuedunshiyileng。
“zheiyikanjiushimingxiandegaoxueyaa？chizheiyaoyoushenmebuduile？”
“shia，zheisongdiaosigaibushizhuyidaoluandeba？”
“qie，wokantayejiushikandongfangnvshenzhanchulaile，xiangjijitaliugeyinxiang。”
“huashuo，dongfangxueweishenmeyezhanchulaile？”
zaizhongtongxueyihuodemuguangzhong，sunyishengliansegengheile，tashengqidezhizhesongxiaodao：“shuoshenmeni！nishiyishengwoshiyisheng？woxingyiduoshaonian，shishenmebingzhuangbuzhidaome？”
“jiranzheiyang，neiweishenmechilegaoxueyadeyao，zheilaotouhaimeixing？”songxiaoshuangshouchuaijindoulilengxiaodao。
“ni--”sunyishengwenyandunshiyusaile，anlishuogaoxueyadeyaodoushilijijianxiaode。
erzheilaotouhunmidaoxianzaiyijingjiangjinshifenzhong，queyidiansuxingdejixiangyemeiyou。
这还真是怪事。
“mingmingshinizijizhenduanshiwu，jijiangdaozhishengmingxiaoshi，luankaiyaofangquehaisibuchengren——”songxiaoshuodaozheili，yanshenmengdiyiningdao：
“xingyizhe，bujiuren，fandaohairen！nizheigeyongyi！”