第1章
“kuailai......kuailai......”
konglingniuqudeshengyinhuidangzaiwodeerbian。
“kuailai......kuailai......”
wodenaozibiandechidunhunchen，cigudetanshuiyidiandianmeiguowodexigai......fubu，zuihou，shitouding！
mimihuhujian，yizhibaisedeshoubeichandaolewodetuishang，liqiyidiandiancongshenshangxiaoshi。
zaijijiangchedixianruheianzhiqian，yilvfasihuaguowodelianjia，wodeyanqianshanguoyimohongying。
xiayike，wochuanzhecuqicongchuangshangzuoqilai。
“呼......”
wohuanhuantuchuyikouqi，xujiuhaimeicongemengzhonghuiguoshen。
wojiaochenyihe！woyouyicizuolezheigemeng。
shuoqizheigemeng，zongyouzhongshuobuchudeguiyi。
xiaoshihou，nongcundehaizitanwan，zongshijiebanyiqixiashuizhamengzi。
ercuntou，youyikoushenbujiandidedashuitan。
luguoneigedashuitan，darenmenquezongshidingzhuburangwomenkaojin。
danneitianyebuzhidaozhongleshenmexie，wodengzhezaishuconglijieshoudexiaopangdeshihou，juranguishishenchazouxiangleneikoudashuitan。
wuxingzhizhong，wosihukandaolitouwudongzhebaisedeguiyideshouying。
erpanchuanlaiyigerangwomaogusongrandeshengyin：“kuailai......”
zhengdangwoliushenwuzhudeshihou，beihouquebeimengdeyitui：“haoqijiuqukankanbei！”
wowenzhushenxing，mengdezhuantou：“xiaopang，nixiangmoucaihaiminga！”
kexiaopanghuihuishou，yilianbuzaiyi，haoqixinzuosui，yizhizhaohuwoxiashui。
“wei，niyoumeiyoutingdaoshenmeshengyin？”wolazhuxingchongchongjiuyaowangshuilitangdexiaopang，xintouyongshangyizhenguaiyi，quebeitadaizhewangqianliangqiangjibu。
“shenmeshengyin？woshenmedoumeitingdao。”xiaopangyilianbuyiweiran，“kuailai，zheilideshuitanmeirenlai，yukendinghenduo！”
快来！
zheilianggeciyixiangqi，wodenaoziliyouxiangqilelianmianbujuedeshengyin，yidou，jiusongkailezhuazhetadeshou。
zhihou，fashengdeshiqingquerangwohouhuiyisheng。
yishuangbaisedeshouzhuazhulexiaopangdejiao，humianjianqijudadeshuihua。
yimiaozhongbudao，zhenggerenjiubeishensedehushuitunlejinqu。
yizhuanyan，jiumeileshengxi！
erwoyanqianyihei，yeyunleguoqu。
hewoguanxizuihaodexiaopangyansizaishuitan，zhihou，woyemomingzaicunkouxinglaibeicunlirenfaxian，cunzhangzhidaoleshiqinghou，limadaizhewugedarenganqudalao。
kesheichengxiang，qiguaideshi，dajiayongyuwanglaolebantian，bieshuoshiti，jiuliangenshuicaodoumeijianzhe！
就好像......
zheishuitanshiyizhangdazui！huijiangsuoyoudehuowutundeyiganerjing！
jigedarenmianmianxiangqu，huixiangduishiyiyan，jiuliancunzhangyeyouyubuding，zheishi，datoushuzhanlechulai。
“woqukankan！”datoushuzijueshuixinghao，yiyaoyajiuzhanlechulai，“wodaoyaokankanshuitanlishigeshenmedongxi！”
cunzhangchenyinpianke，zuizhonghaishidayinglexialai：“hao！”
bijingcunliyougebuchengwendeguiju，weichengniandehaizihengsi，buguanzenmeyangdoudedaihuiquanzang。
buran，qingzeyingxiangfengshui，zhongzesandaibuning。
zaijirenkaolvxia，juedingrangdatoushuxiashui，weilebaoxian，haizaitadeshenshangshuanlegensheng。
datoushuyimadangxian，jiutiaolexiaqu，qichu，haizaitanliyouleyihui。
kedangtayoudaotanzhongyangshi，turanyigujuli，zhijiejiangtawangxiazhuai。
tahaimeilaidehujiu，jiumeileshenying，kuaidaozhongrendouyiweidatoushushizijichenxiaqude。
liangfenzhonghou，zhongrencaichajuebuduijing！
zheilaobantianle！haibushanglai，xiangzishabucheng？
zhongrenlianmangjiangshengziwangshangla，kehaimeishijing，shengzijiuqingqingsongsongdibeitileqilai！
坏事了！
cunzhangmianseyiqing，lianmangbashengziladaotou，yikan，guoran，duanle！
一条人命啊！
jiuzaizhongrenjidezuishangqipao，youbuganxiaqushihou，woyeyelaile！
xingkui，liugupozuibaduo，zheishiyiqilai，haimeichugejieguo，tajiuchuanbianlebangecun。
woyeyeyiting，dunshiandaohuaile。
chaoqijiahuoshi，ganmangjiupaoleguolai，lianxiedoupaodiaoleyizhi！
woyeyeshuobushangshenmezhengjingguapaideyinyangxiansheng，danzaicunlitoudiwei，kejuebubineixieshenpo，daxiandi！
zhikexi，woyeyeyougeguiju，zhibangcunlirenbanshi，qiebishouyidaidami。
pangderen，jidezaiduo，yeyeyeyaobatasaodichumen！
cunlidanfansheijiazhongxie，diyigexiangdaodejiubiranshiwoyeye！
zhongrenyijianyeyeguolai，yixiajiuxiangyoulezhuxinguyiyang：“chenlaotou，nikanzhei，datouxianzaihaimeichulai！”
yeyeyiting，dunshimiansetieqing：“zheiheishuitanyegantiao，wokannimenjiushichibaolechengde！zhaosi！”
zhongrenmiansehuangkong，cunzhanggengshizuichunfabai，datoutiaolexiaqukeshiyoutadeshoukende。
zheiyaoshichuleshi......
yeyemaguima，shoushangyidianyebuluoxia，zhijiechaoqiyoushoushangdetaomujian，yaoposhejian，yikouxuepenleshangqu。
zuoshoujiangzuanzaishoulidehonglianzhirenchaotianyireng，youshoutaomujiankuaizhunhendizhazaizhirenshang。
“hua”diyixia，zhirenshangranqidahuo，yeyeyidoushoushangdetaomujian，zhirenjingzhixiangqian，luojinleshuitanzhongxin。
xiayike，wojiujiandaolezhenjingwoyizhenggetongniandeshiqing！
pingjingdeshuimianchuxianleyigexuanwo，xuanwozhonghuanhuanshengqiledatoushudeshenti，zixiyikanzhengshibeizhehuodexiaozhirenjituojuchuleshuimian。
xiaozhirendesudujikuai，yizhuanyan，jiudaoleanbian，zaijiangdatoushufangzaianshanghou，huachengyiduihuijin。
datoushumiansecanbaidexianggeshuigui，yeyeniuzhemeixinshangqianyikan，zaitashenhoujichudaxueyidian。
datoushudeshentihenhenyichou，tuchuyikoushui，miansezhuanhong，jingranxinglaiguolai。
zhongrenzhenjing，yeyequehuihuishoujiaodaidao：“zhanlezheishuitandexieqi，yihousheijiabanbaishi，datoudoubunengqu，rongyizhanzangdongxi。”
“duiduidui，neixiaopang......”cunzhangshanxiaozhediantou，haixiangzherangyeyechushou。
“xiaopangdeshitishibiexiangle，nengjiuhuidatousuanshilaidejishi，cangtianbaoyoule！”yeyehenhentanlekouqi，meiyouduoshuo。
congneiyihou，shentijianzhuangdededatoushubiandeweihanpaleng，cunzhongdexiaohaidoubeijinzhilikaicunzi，woyekaishigenzheyeyexueximaoshanshu。
suanqilai，neishijieshudaoxianzai，douzuzuyoushinianle。
buguo，yinweiwoduizhezheixiedongxi，buganxingqu，suoyiyezhixuelegesanjiaomaogongfu。
但！
这些个还是其次！
早不梦，晚不梦！
zenmepianpianjintianmengdaoshinianqiandeshi？！
woconghuiyizhongxinglai，gangtaiqitou。
“靠！”