第一章 下山娶媳妇

“qinchuan,ershinianzhiqiyidao,weishiyijingmeishenmenenggoujiaonidele,niwoshituyuanfenyijin,zhunbeimingtianxiashanquba。”

qingyunshanshang,yiweihefatongyandelaodaoshicongkoudailinachuyitasansuilingqian,dijiyanqiandeqingnian。

“下山?”

qinchuanyileng,dangchangjujue:

“buqu,dasiyebuqu!woyaoshizoule,zheishanshangkejiumeirenjinixiyizuofanle。”

“weishidaxianjiangzhi,yijingshiriwuduo。”

laodaozhangtanyisheng,haixiangkaikouquebeiqinchuanzhijiedaduan:

“shaochedan,wotinisuanguoming,yinidetizhizhishaohainenghuoshinian。”

beitudidangchangchaichuan,laodaolianseyijiang,shunjianchuihuzidengyan,bunaifandezaiqinchuannaodaishangqiaoleyixia:

“rangnixiashanjiuxiashan,naneimeduopihua。zheicixiashanshiyoushiyaoniquzuo!”

“youhuahaohaoshuoma,shengshenmeqima,shifu,qidashangshen!”

jianlaodaoshengqi,qinchuanganmangrouzhenaodai,ganmangpeiqilexiaolian。

renyouqinchuanniejianchuitui,laodaohengleyisheng:

“fangxin,zheicishihaoshi,zinishangshanzhichu,weishicengweinidingxiayimenhunyue。cicixiashanjiushirangniqujiehunde。”

“结婚?”

“nizheizaolaotouzidouhaidazheguanggunerni,hainengjiwozhaoxifuer?”

qinchuanzuijiaoyipie,yibaiwangebuxin。

qinchuanbenshiguer,ershinianqianbeirenyiqizaiqingyunshanshangerbeishifushouyang。

suinianjishangqian,queshiwanzhongwuyideqicai,yijingjiangshifubishengsuoxueronghuiguantong。

yishufangmianchushenruhua,wudaofangmiangengshidengfengzaoji。

kerumenzhijincongmeitingshifutijiguohunyueyishi。

“pabushixiangbawonianchuqu,pawodaraonihewangguafudehaoshiba!”

huayinweiluo,qinchuandenaodaiyoubeihenhenqiaoleyixia。

sihubeichuochuanlexinshi,laodaonaoxiuchengnu,zhuanerjiangyizhangzhaopianrengjiqinchuan:

“zheishiniweihunqidexiangmaohedizhi,shijiehunshituihun,younizijijueding。”

qinchuanjieguozhaopian,zhisaoleyiyan,shunjianyanqianyiliang。

zhijianzhaopianshangjingshiyiweishencai**,gaoguilengyandejueshimeiren。

“我靠,来真的!”

qinchuanjianzhibuganzhixin,laotouzijingranjitazhaolegezheimepiaoliangdexifuer。

neihaizaishanshanghunshenmerizi,ganjinxiashanquxifuera!

“xianzaidaizhenidexinglilimajiwogundan!”

haibudenglaodaobahuashuowan,qinchuanyijingchonglechuqu:

“delei,wozheijiuxiashan,shifua,baibaileninlei!”

“滚!”

laodaoshunjianlianseyihei,xiupaoyihui,yigujingfenglingkongerqi,jiangqinchuanliandaizheyijingzhenglihaodebaofupiyitongxianfeichuqu。

“ganxieshifuzheixienianlaideyangyuzhien,tuer,gaotui!”

xingzhishanxia,qinchuanxiangzheshandingfangxiangzhongzhongkoushou,suijibeizhexingliyiranjuerandelikai。

erzheiyiqie,jinshubeilaodaokanzaiyanli:

“linzoulehaigenlaofuwanqishanqinglaile!”

“yizheihunxiaozidexingge,jianshilehuahuashijie,pashiguobuleduojiujiubalaofujiwangle……”

……

santianhou,jianglingshihuochezhan。

“chenglirenzhenshitaimeiyoutongqingxinle。”

yishenqingyidaopaodeqinchuandunzailubian,wangzhecheshuimalong,henshichouchang。

zixiaodaizaishanshangdetahaishidiyicilaidachengshi,genbenbuzhidaozhaopianshangsuotidaodehaiyuejituandaodizainaer。

yilianwenlehaojigeren,kekandaoqinchuanzheiyishenzangxixidedaoshixingtou,douyiweishilaituixiaohushenfudejiadaoshi,wubutuibisanshe。

haoburongyipengdaoyigehaoxindezhongnianfunv,duifangqueyaorangqinchuanqutajiadezhaodaisuozhushangyiwancaikenggaosuqinchuan。

yiwenjiagejingranyaoliangbaikuaiqian。

neikeshiqinchuanquanshenjiadang,xiangdoumeixiangzhijiejujue。

jiuzaiqinchuanyouyuzhegaizenmebandeshihou,shenhouturanchuanlaiyizhencierdejingdisheng。

zhijianshijiliangjingchehuxiaoerlai,hengtingzailehuochezhandechuzhankou。

jinjiezhecongjingcheshangchongxialaishushimingbianyijingcha,geziyongrurenqun,sijierdong。

yucitongshi,yitouganlianduanfadenvbianyidangchanghedao。

“daibuwangluozaitaoxiongfan,dajiapeiheyixia,gaiganmaganma。”

cirenzhengshijianglingshixingjingdaduidedaduizhang,xialing。

ranerhuayinweiluo,duijiangjineibianchuanlaiyishenglihe:

“suodingmubiao,suoyourenzuohaozhunbei!”

xiayike,shushimingbianyijingchafenfenyanzhenyidai,shoukouzaiyaojian,suishizhunbeidongshou。

zhijianyigeshenzheheisechongfengyi,toudaiyashemaodezhongnianrengangyaozouchuchuzhankoudeshunjianturanliansejubian,tajingtidechaozhesizhouyikan,muguangdunshiluozailexialingdeshenshang!

faxianxialingdechanei,tadunshiyishidaobumiao,shunjianxiechileshenpangyiweimiaolingshaonv,congxiuzilichouchuyibingbishou,duizhunlemiaolingshaonvdehoulong,xunsutuilehuiqu。

“xialing,meixiangdaonihaihuozhe,haizhenshiyuanjialuzhai!”

“yinianqianwodidiyinweinibeipanlesixing,jintianwojiuyaorangnixuezhaixuechang!”

nushizhexialing,xiongfanwangqiangliansezhengning,muguangxiongli。

wenyan,zaichangzhongrendunshibeiheleyitiao,xialingyeshilianseweibian,tayemeixiangdao,duifangjingranrenshiziji,danxianzaiyijingshijianzaixianshangbudebufale!

“wangqiang,niyijingbeibaoweile,likefangxiarenzhi,shushoujiuqin!buyaozuowuweidedikang。”

xialinglianselengmo,nazhelaba,gaoshenghedao,xiangyicizhenshezhutaofanwangqiang。

ketadeshengyinxiangqideshunjian,taofanwangqiangdeliansedunshizhengningqilai:

“xiangyaojiuren,haoa,banishenshangdewuqidiudiao,guizaiwomianqian,jiwokesangexiangtou,wojiufangleta!”

shuoba,gengjuweixiedezaishaonvbojingshangguacengchuyidaoxuehen。

“王强,别冲动!”

yankanwangqianglaizhende,xialingdeliansedunshiyouyuqilai。

jiuzaixialingfangxiashouqiang,zhunbeizhaozuodeshihou,erbianturanchuanlaiyishenglengxiao:

“xiangshouwucuntiedenvrenchushou,nigelajiyepeitantiaojian?”

zhijianyixidaopaodeqinchuanbuzhiheshiyijingzhanzailexialingshenpang。

tashishenmeshihouchuanguofengsuoxiande?

xialingdachiyijing,shenjinggaodujinbengdetajingransihaomeiyouchajue。

zhishixianzaiqingkuangjinji,xialinggubudeduoxiang:

“zheilihenweixian,wojinggaonibuyao**xiongfan,ganjinlikai!”

xialingliheyisheng,shuobajiuyaominglingshenpangjimingjingchajiuyaojiangqinchuanqiangxingdaizou。

sheizhiqinchuanzhishixiaolexiao:

“zheiweipiaoliangdejingchajiejie,wokeyibangnijiejuediaota,danniyaobangwozhaodaowodeweihunqi,zenmeyang?”