yezixituozhezhangzhangqunbaizhunbeituikaixiuxishidemen，shouzhiyidun。
“卧槽！”
tazheishikandaoleshenme……
touguoxixidemenfeng，limianlianggedananrenbaozaiyiqi，yigejuliezhengzha，yigeqiangshijingu。
neigeqiangshidenanrenbujiushigentayiqidangbanjiangjiabindejinxiangyingdiboanshen。
nandaoboanshenxihuandenanren！
zhuangpolezheiyangdejingtianmimi，ruoshibeifaxian，tahuibuhuibeimiekou？
wuzhujulietiaodongdexiaoxinzang。
yezixixiayishidexiangpao，huranyigebingliangdeshouzhanggezailetaluoludejianbangshang，songrandetaxiangjianjiaochusheng，zuibabianbeiwuzhu，shunshijiangtatuodaozoulangkou。
“sheizhunnitoukuizhihoutaopaode？”danmodesangyinzaitaerpangxiangqi。yudiaomeiyourenheqifu，fangfobudaiyisiwendu。
“ni……”yezixijinghuangdezhuanshen，taiyanjianquebeimianqiandenanrenjilengzhengzhulejimiaozhong。
napatajianguanlequanneixiaoxianrou，yixiangduimeinanmianyile！
danzheigenanrenweimianzhangdetaijunmeilexie……
litidejingzhiwuguanbanyinzaihunandeguangxianlishifendemoceshenmi，neibochunyidianyonglandehudurangrenkandexinji！
zheinanren，haoxiangyoudianyanshu。
kanzhesihudaizhengdehuayannvren，jilinchixiaoyisheng，manbujingxindexiaoshengzhongyuzhuihuileyezixidelizhi。
xiangdaogangcaitadehua，yeziximeixincuqi，“womeiyoutoukui，sheirangtamenbuguanmende。”
“haitinglizhiqizhuangde。”
nanrenfengcidehuayu，rangyeziximiqileyanjing。
“xianshengzhanbianyiyezhandelizhiqizhuang。”yezixifanchao，kanzhetayijiufangzaizijijianbangshangdedashou，lenglengyixiao。
zhuangrongjingzhidemeiyancishijingranyouxielingli。
jilinshouhuishou，shenseliangliang，“lingyalichi，wobuguannikandaoshenme，doudangzuomeikandao，buran……”
“woshuochuquninengzenyang！”conglaidoushichiruanbuchiyingdeyezixiyitingweixie，dunshibuman。
“封杀你！”
“你……”
turanxiababeiniezhu，zaiyezixihaimeiyoufanyingguolaizhiqian，yigeweiliangdechunbantiezhuletadechun。
yezixidaizhidekanzhejinzaizhichideshengshimeiyan，zhidaoyuanchushanguangdengshanxian，tacaimingbaiguolai，zheigenanrenshiguyide。
xiangyaoliyongta，yanhuxiuxishidelianggeren。
“放开我！”
zicongchudaozhihou，tadexingluchangtongwuzu，zheicibeipaidaole，tashulidebushirenjianyanhuodenvshenxingxiangjueduihuibengta。
她决不允许。
shoubeifenlizhengzha，xiangyaozhengkaizheigegaisidenanren。
jilindongzuoqiangshi，burongfankangdejiangtabaozaihuaizhong，zaitaerbiandishengninan，“bupeihewo，wojiuzaizheilishangleni！”
shuowanzhihou，zhongxinjiangtaanzaiqiangshang，wenlexiaqu。
nvrenruanruandechunban，rangtadelizhichadianduanxian。
beilangwendeyezixigenbenjiuwulifankang。
妈的遇到流氓了！
xinzhongananfahen，tayidingyaozheigegaisidenanrenhaokan！
rangtazhidao，shenmerenbugairede！
dengdaogouzipaidaomanyidezhaopiankuaisushanren，jilincaijiangtafangkai，lanlandekanzhefuzheqiangbichuancuqidepiaoliangnvren。
yezixichuanqiyunhulezhihou，shuimouehenhendedingzhezhantabianyidenanren。
“zenme，haimeiqingou？yaobuyaoqugebikaigefangzuoquanle？”sixiaofeixiaodehuayu，bayezixiqideyigeng。
lengxiaoyisheng，yezixiqingfuweiluandefasi，yanmouzhalezha，“limiandeneilianggesheishinideqingren，rangnizheimechixin，weilejitamendayanhu，budanxianwen，haizhunbeixianshen？”
beiyezhedejidashaozhongyudaliangleyixiazheigebeitaqiangwendenvren，henpiaoliang，henyouren，meimuliuzhuanjiangupanshenghui，hongchunweiqiao，gengchendejifubaixiruxue。
taziranrendechuta：guominnvshen，yezixi。
zhishitayandidemoshengrangjilinxinqingshunjianbiancha，henhao，taxinxinniannianletazheimeduonian，erqiediyiyanjiurenchuta，tajuranwanquanrenbudeta。
他怎么允许！
zheiciliyongtajiboanshendayanhu，wanquanjiushitaguyide，zhiyouzheiyangcainengzuikuaidejiangtayuzijiqianzaiyiqi。
mingtiandeyuletoutiaogumozhejiushitahezheigenvrendele。
只是……
“qingren？”wanweidezhongfu，jilinhuranxiaochusheng，didichenchendeshengyinshashihaoting。
“xiangxianglidaoshifengfu。”
nanrensenrandeshengyinrangyezixishenziyidou，buganshiruodetaitou，“biefouren，biejieshi，biesahuang，nideyanshengaosuwo，nijiushiweileboanshen！”
ruguobushiweileboanshen，neimetajintianmeibiyaoyongzijiyanhu，bijinglingyigebushiyulequanzhongren，gouzipaidaole，shenbaimingliedezhiyouboanshen。
tingzhemianqiannvrennaodongdakaidehua，jilinjiuneimexianxianzhanzhe，xiuzhangdeshouzhibonongzheyixiushangdejingzhixiukou，manyouyoudekaikou，“ng，suoyizhihaoxishengyexiaojiele。”
“ni……sangxinbingkuang！”
jilinsihaomeiyoushenmeneijiuzhigandehuazhongyujinulelizhideyenvshen，“jintiansuanwodaomei，danshiwoyezixijiusuanshisiyeyaolashangnideboanshen！”
shuowan，yezixinuqichongchongdezhuanshenzouren。
dabuleyusiwangpo，sheipashei！
kanzheyezixixianximanmiaodehoubei，jibianshishengqi，doufengqingwanzhong，molemoxiaba，jilinbochunyangqiyigeyiweishenzhangdehudu。
“ge，nizaikanshenme？”boanshenyichumenjiukandaozijiadageleisichihandexiaorong，youxietoupifama……
jilingaolengdeniletayiyan，yanshenweiling，yiyousuozhidekanxiangneigefangjian，lengshengdao：“chulihaonideren，biexiangwojinicapigu，denghuidebanjiangliwotiniqu！”
yezixiwanquanbuzhidaozijiyijingbeilangdingshangle。
yibianxiangqiantaijiabinxizouyibianxiangzhezenmelianxizijiajingjiren，zheijianshiqingyidingyaojinzaogongguan，buranhouguobukanshexiang。
dianlizaojiukaishi，tabenlaishiquxiuxishinazijiluoxiadeshouji，sheixiangdaojuranhuineimedaomeizhuangshangboanshengennanrentouqing！
haoburongyizhaodaozijidezuowei，yezixikanzhepangbiantiezheboanshenmingzidezuowei，henhendelenghengyisheng。
yezixiganggangzuowen，yizhixiuzhangqingshoudedashouniezhetadeshoujizaitayanqianhuangleyihuang。
“xiangyaoma？”nanrensangyinqingyaaimei，hanzhemanbujingxindexiaosheng，congchunjiaoyangkai。
taitoukanqu，youshineigenanren！
阴魂不散吗！
qingyibufahuodeyezixinule，taishouquqiang，queqianglekong。
zhinengyaoyaqiechi，“xiangyaonigunyuandian！”
jilinpangruowurenzaiyezixishenbianzuoxia，shoubeifangzaitadeyibeizhihou，weiweiceshen，coujinletadeerbian，“jieshuhou，womenkeyiyiqigun……chuangdan。”
“……”
“biefouren，biejieshi，biesahuang，nideyanshengaosuwo，nihenxianggenwogun。”
这话好耳熟！
yezixiyilianmengbidekanzhejilin，hongchunweidong，bantiancaihui：“houyanwuchia！”
jilinweiweiyixiao，“bicibici。”
meidengyezixiqianghuizijideshouji，biantingdaotaishangbanjiangjiabinhandao：“zuijianvyanyuanjiangdehuodezheshi……yezixi！gongxi！”
dunshi，yezixidelianchuxianzaidapingmushang，liandaizhegangcaiyutaeryudejilin，liangrenqinmidedongzuoquanshuluoruquanguoguanzhongyanzhong……