第一章相公你老土了

“huibaozhu,furenyijingduanqile。”yigemaosisongleyikouqideshengyinzaihualidechuangtaqianxiangqi。furenjiaguolaihouzheshikelian,siledaoshiyilebaile,buyongzaishouqifule。

“rengdaohoushanweilang。”zuozaizhuoqiandehongyinanziminleyikoucha,zuijiaoweiweigouqideshuodao,qiuruosangzheimerongyijiusile,zhenjiaotazheigedangzhangfudeyouxiebushele,tahaimeibaneigejianrenzhemodegouben,tazijijiuxianguale,haizhenshikexile。

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neiyeshizaidongwuyuanliba!

chuangshangderendongledongshouzhi,jiezheyouyongshoumolemozijidewei,zenmeganjuehuolaladecitong,tazuotianmeihejiua?

sangziyeyouxieteng,tazhengkaiyanlai,ranhoukandaozhouweidejingwubuyouyileng:“wodeleisichuangdanle?wodegongzhuchuangle?”

“a!furenzhashile!”gangcaishouzaichuangqiandeyahuanhededaotuiliangbu,chadianpengdaozhuozi。

“sheizhashile?zainale?rangwoyanjiuba!”chuangshangzuoqishenlaidenvzipingjingdewendao,shenweiyigezhunyisheng,tashineimedexiangxinkexue,zhashi?piansheile。zhenyaoyou,rangtalaiyanjiuxiaba!

“ni。”zhuoqianzuodenanzidandandedao,tayidianyebuhaipa,jiusuanzhendeshitazhashitayebupa,qiuruosanghuozhedeshihou,tajiubupa,silejiugengmeishenmehaopadele。

“nishuowo?”nvzibukezhixindezhilezhiziji,haoxiaodao:“neinizhanzaiwoyanqian,neiniyezhashileme?”

nanzisihubuxiguantadediaoman,mizheyanzhanqishenlaichaozhechuangqianzouguoqu,yibanieqitadexiaba,lenglengdedao:“qiuruosang,nishirenhaishigui?”

“wodangranshirenle,qiuruosangshishei?”zheigechuanzheguzhuangfeishuaigeshinalaide?haiyoutadehanbantianyuanshidejiajunaliqule?haiyoutadeshoujiqunale?qianjitianmaideiphone4daonaqule?tajideshuijueqianyizhifangzaichuangbiandea!

“nizuihaobiejiwoshuashenmehuayang,fouzenijiushifuhuole,woyenengzairangnisiyici。”nanziyanshenliliuzhuanzheshaqi,suantayunqihao,juranfududoubusi,kanlaishilaotiandoubuxiangzheigejianhuo,jiuzheimesile。

“niyiweinishifaguanhaishishen?huozhenijuedenishigeshenjingbing。”jianzhiyouyibiantai,tazhishiganggangshuixinghaobuhao。

“zenme,nibeiduhuailenaozi?lianwonidouburenshile?”taweimizheyanyipaiyouran,meiyoubandianguanxin,tasuishitadeqi,querangtachengleshangjielideyigedaxiaohua,hentaconglaibuliuyudi……

“du?”tashenshouzaizijideshouwanchu,zijijizijibalemai,guoranmaixianghunluan,tazijideshentiyizhihenhaoa!nandaozheibushitadeshenti?zheigerendeshentihaizhenshihenzaole。

“nizijixiade,zheiyewangjile?”tatoulechufangyonglaiduhaozidepishuang,chilebanbaoxiaqu,daoshizhenyounengnai。

“wojibudele,woshishei,nishishei?”nvzishunshuituizhou,kanlaitashiyoubajiushichuanyuedaobierenshenshangle,buguohaozaitayuanbenhaiyoulianggeyuejiuyaocongyixueyuanbiyele,yidiandunanbudaota,zijikeyijiele。

“qiuruosang,wojinggaoni,buyaoshuahuayang,bieyiweizheiyangwojiufangguoni!wohuirangnishengburusi,sibulejiudaibiaolaotianyaonijixujieshoulaiziwodezhemo,zheishiniyingdede。”tayagenbuxin,shiyi?tadaoshixiangdemei,jiusuantawangjile,tayehuiyidianyidianrangtaxiangqide,zheisangeyuelai,chengliderenhuozheshuozhenggexichengderen,meiyouyigebushizaixiaohuata,zheixiedoushibaitasuoci!

“niganrewo?neijiushishiwomensheigenglihai。”ruosanghuitayiyan,tayebushibeihedade。tanengzhibingjiuren,yaosharenyeshiyirufanzhang。

“hao。”nanziyibasongkaita,taochuyizhangshoupalaicalecashou,zhijiebashouparengdaodishang,caileliangjiaohouwangmenkouzouqu。

ruosangkanleyiyanfangliyigeyahuanmoyangdeguniang,dao:“bangwonongdianshuilai,shuilijiadianyan。zuihaojiwozhuyiguolvdoutanglai。”

“furen,baozhuburangrensihounin,nindezijiqu。”neiyahuanhuangkongdeyaoyaotou,tamenzheixiegeyahuan,sheibangbaozhufurenzuoshi,huitoubeirenzhidaole,doushiyaobeizhuchuqude。

“shenme?nishuowoshifuren?”shineiponanrendelaopo?

“shi,ninjiajinlaiyijingsangeyuele……”yahuankantabuxiangshijiashiyi,huanhuanshuolai。

gaolebantian,neigenanrenjiaositumo,shisitubaodebaozhu,ertalejiushisitumoganggangqujinjiamencaisangeyuedebaozhufurenqiuruosang,shijiangnanshoufudesannver。huashuozheiqiuruosangyuanbenshiyouxinshangrende,chengqindangwangenrensiben,jieguohaibeizhualehuilai,ziranbuhuiyouhaoriziguole,suoyiminglitashigefuren,qishijiushigenubiyebitaqiang,zaifulijingchangbeiqifu,suoyicaihuitunpishuangzisha。

nongqingchuleyuanwei,qiuruosangzhanqishenlaiwenneiyahuan:“neichufangzaina?mafanjiwodaigelu。”

“furengenwolai。”yahuanshuozhezaiqianmianyinlu,chuanguojiuqushibawandezoulangzhongyudaolechufang。

chufangliderenkanleyiyanshita,bingmeiyouxingli,yijiugegangede。

ruosangzaichufanglikanlekan,wenyahuan:“lvdouzaina?”

yahuanyaoyaotou:“huifuren,wobushichufangdeyatou,buzhidao。”

ruosangbailebaishou:“xiexienidaiwoguolai,niqumangba!”

shuowantakanxiangyigezhengzaixicaidelaodama:“dama,qingwenyixialvdoufangzaina?”

“zijizhaoba!meikanwomangzhele,tianshenmeluan?”damabuzenmenaifandehanleyisangzi,

chufanglideqitarenjianle,yeshijianguaibuguai,doushiyifuxiyiweichangdeyangzi,zheigebaozhufurenyouqihaoqifu,shuohuazongshisisiwenwende,renjiamataconglaibuhuihaizui,beiqifule,yejiuzhihuiku。

ruosangkanxianglingwaiyigeren,tabuxinchufanglidesuoyourendourucilengmo:“guniang,qingwenlvdouzaina?”

neiguniangbaitayiyan,zhilegedifang:“bushizaineifangzhema?niyanxialea!qianjitianbushijiaoninaguoma?gujibuzhiyanjing,naoziyemeiyong。”

lingyigezaichufangganhuodeyatouxiaoqilai:“lanerjie,niwanglema?tayaoshishangyouyidiannaozi,yebuzhiyugenrensibenle。yiwokanbudanmeiyounaozi,erqiehaimeiyoulianchi,xiajianhuo。”

ruosangzhixiangkuaidianjielezijidedu,tataizhejizheigele,suirantashihuozhe,keweilicanliudepishuangsuishidoukeyiyaotademing,tazijizhaoleyigexiaoguo,balvdouchanshuidaojinqu,zijizhaoleyichuzaobaguofangshangqu,gangyaotianchai,yigechushimoyangdenanrenjiuzouguolaile:“tianshenmeluan?zheikouzaowodaihuiyaoyong。”

“nixianzaiyoumeiyong,jiewoyongyixiahuisia!”ruosangzhendelaihuole,bufadianpiqi,renjiadoudangtashibingmao,gegedouqifudaotatoushanglaile。

neichushihaoxianghaitingniu:“zheichufangliwoshuolesuan!”

“nandaowozheibaozhufurenhaidabuguonizheigechushi?”ruosangshuozhe,batazhengzaishaodeyiguocai,padeyixialianguoyiqijirengdaodishang,bazijidexiaoguofangzaitayuanbenzaiyongdeluzishang。

neichushimeixiangdaobaozhufurenhuituranzaletadecai,qideliangenyikuaizhuganside,tiaoqijiaolaigenruosangchao:“zheikeshijintianzhongwuyaoshangdecai,baozhudianmingyaochidezuiya,baozhuguaizuixialai,feidekanninaodai。”

“takanbukanwonaodaibuzhongyao,wozhizhidaonidenaodaikuaimeile。”ruosangshuozheyiquanguoqu,danshouqiazhutadebozi,lidaoyouhenyoumeng。

“a!furenraoming。”neichushilikejiaoqilai,shengyingenshazhuside,baozhufurensihuhuiqiaxuewei,taqiademeiyigedifangdoujiaotatongdekuaiyaosiguoquside。

“xianzaiwokeyiyongluzile?”ruosanglengxiao。

“neng。”dangranneng,fouzezhenshixiaomingbubao。

ruosangzaitayaojianyongshouzhiyidian,neichushilikejuedejiaoxinchoufengbandetengtong:“haotonga!”

“wodianlenidexue,liugeshichenli,nihuijuedetongkubukan,liugeshichenhou,jiuhuimeishile。”ruosangshuowanpailepaishouzhang,kanlekanchufanglidedajia,zheichufanghenda,yigongyoulianggechushi,sangepianchu,haiyoubagecushiyahuanhelianggelaomazi,jiranyijingrele,tadasuanyicijiejueqingchu,xiaokantadetongtongyaojigejiaoxun,tabuxiangqiuruosangneimerouruo,youchoubibaoyoushihouhaiduobaofujihui。

takanxianggangcaidiaonanguotadeyahuan,chenxialianlaimadao:“niyigeyahuan,juranganqidaowotoushangle,jiusuanwozaibudechong,woyeshibaozhufuren,niqifuwo,jiushizaidanimenbaozhudelianzi,ziyiweicongmingdejianhuo,nikanzheihuachuanchuqushiwodaomei,haishinidaomei。

shuowomeinaozi,wokannicaishimeinaozi,haibujiwoguixia。”