第1章
“neishei，rangnibadiansongfandaolanwanlai，zenmehaimeidaoa！？ganjinde。”
“wozheihuierhaizaiyiyuangongzuoni。wowandianxialebanzaiguoqukeyimalaopo。”
“jiunineipohulidegongzuoyoushenmehaogande，yishuoqinishigenanhushi，wozaiwaimiandoutaibuqitou，ganjincileba！”
dianhuaneitoushuohuadeshixuzhedeqizihupan，lanwanjiudianshidonghaishizuidadeyulexiaofeichangsuo，zuoweiquanzhizhubodehupanjintianxiawudabandehuazhizhaozhandepaoguoqu，shuoyaomianshiyigeshenmewangluodadianyingdejiaose。
“laopo，wozheihuierzhendezoubukai，nineilibuguanfandema？”
“niyoubinga？woshilaimianshide，youbushilairenjiazheilicengfande。daihuierhaiyouhaojilunmianshi，woyaozoudekai，yongdezherangnijiwodaifana？”
zhengdangxuzhewukenaihexiangjihupandiangewaimai，zhengyaowenfangjianhaodeshihou，dianhuaneitouquechuanlaiyigetashifenshuxideshengyin。
“他还来不来了？”
zheishengyinbushibieren，zhengshizheilanwanjiudiandegudongzhiyidaiyongde。
zheijiahuokeshisichanlandahupanhaojinianle，yaobushidangnianhulaoyezijianchirangzhangnvhupanxiajiajixuzhe，zheidaiyongzaojiubahupanzhuidaoshoule。
suoyibiaomianshangshuoshimianshi，shijishanghupanshihezheijiahuosihuiqule！？
budui，daiyongjiuzaipangbian，talianghairangwoguoqu？
“hupan！nipangbianshuohuadeshishei，shibushidaiyong？nijiwoshuohua！”
haibudengxuzhewengemingbai，qizineibianbianyijingbunaifandeguadiaodianhua。
“hupan，nitaniangdetaiguofenle！nimenzheishizaigongrantiaoxin！！！”
xuzhekanleyiyanyangmu，zhengyouyuyaobuyaoqujiudiankanyixiazenmehuishi，zheishiyangmushenchushoulai，youpachuanrandaoxuzhe，zhihaozhanweiweidesuolehuiqu。
“shipanpanma，neiniganjinguoqu，wozheibianmeishenmeshi。wochilenideyaohaoduole。”
“ma，wohaidezailiuguanniyizhen，bunengjiuzheimezoule。”
“shahaizi，mameishi，nikanyiyuanlineimeduobinglede，jiumameishi，shuomingnideyaoyouyong，fangxinba，kuaiqu，bierangpanpandengjile。”
zaiyangmudeyizaiquanshuoxia，xuzhezhihaowunaidechulai，zoudaoleyiyuandedixiacheku。
tacongzijineiliangbuqiyandeershouguochanchedehoubeixiangli，taochuyibayinseshouqiang。
zheibagenzhetananzhengbeizhan，liguohehezhangongdeqiang。
tazuoshangche，kaizumali，yanjingliyisaoshangmennvxudeyinren，querdaizhideshizhanchangshangdeneigushaqi。
zaixuzhedeyinxiangzhong，qingtiantebieyaoyuan，yaoyuandaotazaijiehunzhiqian。
woxuzhedangchuzonghengmobei，jishijiuren，sheirenganbujing。
zheishidangnianshidadianzhishou，tianshendiandianzhuxiaoyanweibaoenqing，qinzisongtade。
xuzhexiadingjuexin，ruguojintianzhenfashengleshenme，tajiuyongzheibaqianglejieneigenanrendexingming！
suizhetiankongyishengleiming，xuzhebianbanzhezheikuangfengzhouyufeichizaimalushang。
蓝湾酒店六楼。
anzhaoqizihupanjidefangjianhao，xuzhetuikaileliuyoumenfengdefangmen。
zhibuguotameiyoudaishenmefan，yaojianbiedezhiyouneibayinzhishouqiang。
“nishuodaihuierxuzheneigefeiwujinlai，kanjianwoliangzheiyanghuishishenmefanying？”
“takanjianleyounengzenmeyang，jietashigedan，tayebugangennizuodui。”
qizihupandeshengyincongyushichuanlai，bansuierlaide，haiyouyigenanrensiwujidandekuangxiao。
“hahahaha，nibataxunfudehentinghuama。hahaha。”
xuzhenaozilihongmingyisheng，jianzhibijiudianwaideleishenghaiyaozhalie。
zheijiushiwoxuzhedangniuzuoma，sihoulewuniandelaopo？rujinzaibiedenanrenmianqianzheime**！
xuzhechuangruzheigejiudiantaofangdeyushi，jiukanjianhupanhedaiyongzhengguozheyujincongyuganglichulai。
cishidexuzhekanjianzheigechangjing，jiuliancukoudoubaobuchu，tajinwozhequantou，zhijiadoukuaiqiajinzijiderouli，manqiangdenuhuoqingkejiuhuibaofa。
daiyongxiaoxixihedao：“yo，zheibushiwoxugema？dongximailema？”
rangxuzhekanjianzijidebukan，hupansihuyouturanyouxienanweiqingdeshuo：“xuzhe，nibadongxifangxiajiuganjinzouba。”yuqizhongsihuyeyouweitazhexiangdeyisi，jiuganjuezaishuozaibuzou，daihuierdaiyongbudingzenmenongnini。
guorandaiyongyeshipolehupandeneidianxiaoxinsi，tajintianjiranganranghupandadianhuarangxuzheguolai，youzenmekenengqingyifangzouxuzheni。
“别介啊。”
“yongge，nijiurangtazouba。”
daiyongbulihupan，jixuxixuedekanzheta。
“ei，xuzhenibietingtade。”hupanhuangmangjieshishuo：“wogenyonggenaozhewan，egaonini。sheirangnibupeiwowanzuoxiajiaolingfulideneikuanyouxini，xianzaidianpinglunqulianjie，shengjijiunenglingliubaikuaiqianfulini。”
“**，xuzheniganjinxiazaia，panpanhaoburongyijieyigeguanggao，liubaikuaiqianni，nizheizhongfeiwuyigeyueyecunbuleliubaikuaiqianba。
buguomeishi，yonggeworenmaiduo，houmianyoudeshiguanggaojipanpan，wozenmezheyederangnizheifeiwugenzhehediantanga。”daiyongshuozhe。
xuzhebaonudexincikebuzaichenmo，taochuqianglaijiuzhizhidaiyongdenaomenxin。
“我玩尼玛！”