第1章
“yatou，nisuiranrenshichouledian，shencaiyepangledian，xinggeyemuneledian，danmianqiangcouhecouheyexianggerenyang。nijiubietaishangxinle，bujiushibeituilewucihunma？tuiduoleyejiuxiguanle。nishufuwozheilvmaozidailesanshinian，buzhaoyangliangguangguang......”
古色古香的卧室内。
yehuanyilianshengwukeliandetangzaichuangshang，kanzhechuihuzidengyananfuzhetadeyehengting，xiangjichumoxiaoyingshengshengdijibuchulai。
yijingbangeyuele，tadaoxianzaihaimeihuanguolai。weishenmetahaoduanduandezouzailushang，hainengbeiyitiaolouzishadeshuaiguijizasi，momingqimiaodelaidaoleyigeliantazijiyebuzhidaodejiakongshidai。
zuizuizuiguanjiandeshi，renjiachuanyuedoushimaomeiruhua，shenxiantishou。qianjinxiaojieguifeiwangfeineishixinshounianlai，zuibujiyenenghungelenggongdefeizidangdangba？
pianpianta，zhangdehanchenkeyayejiusuanle，haishigezhongda150jindedapangzi，genggenggengshiyigelvcibeirentuihun，haishiduixinshangrenxiachun.yao，shitubawangyingshanggongdewudinvliumang......
yehengtingshenmixixidao，“nidieshenweizhenweidajiangjun，nishitadenver，ziranbunengmieletadeweifeng。shufulaozaojiukantabushunyanle，nihuohaibierenburuquhuohaita。kuangqie，zheishijieshanghuairenzheimeduo，pingshenmedaomeidebushita？”
tajiongjiongyoushendeyanjingliangjingjing，“nibujiushimeishuidaoyelingtiandeneixiaozima？shufubangnizhaoledianhaoyao，zheici，baoguannibaneixiaozijishuile。”
yelingtianshidangjinzaixiangdedushengzi，xinggegaolengguao，weirenxiacibibao。jiushiyinweiyuansuyehuanzaijiulououyuleyelingtian，chentabubei，touqinleyikouta，meixiangdaojiubeiyelingtianzheihundanyizhangjipaifeile。
yehuanbuxingqushi，tagangchuanyueguolai，zhanlerenjiadeshenti，zenmeshuoyebunengbazheikoueqijiyanxiaquba？yushi，tachenzheyeheifenggaodewanshang，banchengheiyirenxiangchenzhetashuijue，bataluchulaidayidun。
妈的
meixiang，yelingtianhundanmingmingrenchuleta，quekeyibatadangchengcike，jiaofudideyuandingfanggouyaota。neixiegouzhuiletazhengzhengwutiaojie，haidetatangzaichuangshangsantiansanyeyexiabulaichuang，xianzaixiangzhejiuyibaxinsuanlei。
“meicuo，”yehuanfanshenerqi，yaoyaqiechi，“zheiqichidaruzenmezheyebunengsuanle！”
“xiaojie，xiaojie，budelele。”tieshenyahuanhuanbipaolejinlai。
yehuanzhoulezhoumeitou，“zenmele？dajingxiaoguaide？”
huanbichuanzheqi，yilianfenhen，“yegongzipeiqingloudepiaopiaoguniangquyouhuqule。”
“youhu？”yehuanshuangyandunshiyiliang。tahaixiangzhezenmebayelingtianneihundancongyefunongchulaini。zhenshidelaiquanbufeigongfu。kantazheicinongbusita。
shangwudetaiyangyouxiecimu。
bibolianyandehumianshang，neijingzhishehuadeyouchuantingkaozaianbian，yiqunnannvzhengzaichuancanglizaigezaiwu，huanshengxiaoyudeqinaoyitang。
yehuantoutousailedianyinzijichuanfu，toutoudibanchenggexiaositouliujinqu。
caigangyitashanganban，tajiutingdaoyourenxiaozhedaqudao，“buruzanmenzheicidaduzenmeyang？wocaiyehuanbuchuyizhuxiangkendingshadaoxianchang，bapiaopiaoguniangjidiuheliqu......”
yehuandiandiantou，kanxiangneizijinhuafudenanzi，zheigemenxinsidaoshitongtou，shadaoxianchangshibixude，buguo，wuchouwuyuan，tabapiaopiaodiuxiaqugansha？
diuyeshibayelingtianneiwangbadandiuxiaqu。fanggouyaotadechoubugongdaitian！
yehuanyanruliren，fenhendisaoxiangzuozaizuizhongyang，neiyixibaiyipiaopiaodenanzi，nanzimiansedanmo，zhengzaimantiaosilidiyincha，jushoutouzujiansanfazheguizudeqixi。wuguantingba，junmeipiaopiaoyuxian。
zaitakanlaijianzhijiushiyiguanqinshou，zhendeshiyuekanyueaiyan！
sihuchajuedaoyourenkanta，nanzixianqiyanpimorandichaotadefangxiangkanleguolai，yehuanheleyitiao，xunsudixiatouqu。
“hahahaha......”yituanhongxiao，lingyigerendaqudao，“haoa！zanmenjiudu50liangyinzi。wocaiyehuanbuchubanzhuxiangjiuhuigandaozheili，biewangle，taxihuanwomensige，keshixihuandeshenhundiandaode。jiushangyici，paodaosigeneiliqutouhuaisongbao，beisigefanggouzhuilezhengzhengwutiaojie......tingshuo，weileduobibeigouyao，tabaozaiyikewaibozishushang，zailengfengzhongdailezhengzhengyiwan，yaoduoqicanneijiuduoqicana......”
touhuaisongbaogepi！yehuanqidechadianchongshangqubashuohuadeneirendiuxiahuqu。
yade！tashiqubaochoude！shiqubaochoude！
neinanrenjixuhahadaxiaodao，“nimenshuo，yaoshitazhidaosigegenpiaopiaoguniangchulaiyouhu，buhaideshenmedoubugu，jiumabutingtidechonglechulai。”
guoran，genyelingtianhunzaiyiqidedoubushishenmehaoniao。
yehuanlengsousoudisaoxiangshuohuadexianmopaonanzi。xiaozi，nidengzhe，feibangwoqingyu，zaowanyouyitianshoushini！
yehuanditoukanleyanshouzhongdejiuhu，yuanbentazhishixiangxiazaiyelingtiandejiulide，xianzaitabuzheimexiangle。haodongxiziranyaozaofudajiama。
tayinqindizoushangqian，xianmeidao，“jiweiye，zheishiwomenchuanjiatedisongjinimendenverhong。”
tayibeiyibeidizhongrenmanshang。jianzhongrentaishoujiuhe，taxinzhongqiexi，mangbudiedijiangqipandeshixianluozaileyelingtiandelianshang。
yelingtianyouyadinaqibeizhanzhengyuhejiu，yehuanshuangyanzhuoliang，yankanzheneijiujijiangyaojinrunanrenkouzhong。
“youxiaoxile，youxiaoxile......”huran，yigexiarencongcongmangmangpaojinchuancang，“shaoyemen，wogangtingdaoxiaoxi。yehuanta......chumenle......”
yelingtiandeshouturantingxia。yehuanyandiyizhennanyandeshiwang。
cihuayichu，quanchangsaodong。
youyirenjinghu，“yehuanzhuangdegentouniuyiyang，xinghaowomeibeitakanshang。zheilidengyihuizhibudinghuibeitanaotengchengshenmeyangzini。kuai，zanmenkuaiduoqilaikanxi。”
yehuan：“......”zhangdezhuangzenmele？tazhutajiafangzi，chitajiadamile？
“bieji。neigesheinitingzhe。”youyigerenchaoyehuanbaishou，“niquwaimianhouzhe，denghuiyehuanguolaile，gaosuwomen......”
turanyourenbaozhuduzidajiao，“aiyo！woduzizenmezheimeteng。”
“aiyo，woduziyetengle。”youyourendajiao。
yourennazhejiuzhanjinghuyisheng，“zaogao，zheijiuyouwenti。”
yehuanxingezhileyixia，jianbeichaichuan。tazhuanshenjiupao。
yelingtianyanmouyilian，turanxiangshiyishidaoleshenme，mengdizhuazhuneiliqurendeshouwan，lenglengzhiwen，“shuo，nishisheipailaide？zaijiulixiale......yehuan......”
maozidiaoluozaidi，yehuanyebugudeqitale，shouzhongbishoutuoyingerchu，yehuanyidaociguoqu，yelingtianyanmouyichen，songkaitadeshou，houtuijibu。
yehuanbatuijiuwangwaipao。huranjiaoxiabuzhidaobeinagegaiqiandaowanguaderendiuzaichuancangdeshitoujibanleyixia。tazhenggeshenziwanghubodaolexiaqu，yizhiqiangjingyoulideshouturandazailetadejianbang，shizhuichulaideyelingtian。
yehuanyankanyaoshuairuhuzhong，dasuansiyeyaolazhetadianbei。zaishuaixiaqudeyishunjian，tadeshouwangnanziyijinzhualeguoqu。
yelingtianyanmouyileng，shenziyishan，wanmeibitashenguoqudeshou，shenjiaoyichuai，jiaotirufubu，putongdiyisheng，yehuanjiakuaisududiedaohuli。