“wosuanbusuan，yezongbushibiwoqingchume？”jiyaoxiaodegouren，tayongjiqiwenruandeyuqidao：“nishenmeshihoulaijiewo？”
zheihuaxiangjileshisajiaodeqiangdiao，haosiliangrenzhijiandeguanxijiweiqinmiban。
“nizheishizaiqiuwome？”
这男人可真难搞。
jiyaoxinlianma，yuqiqueyijiushidaizhexiaoyi，“yezongjiuzheimexihuangenwojijiaozheixieme？”
yesihanyuqibingleng，“bushiqiuwodehua，neijiugualeba。”
“dengxia，dengxia，suanwoqiuni。”jiyaozaixinlikeweishibayesihandezuzongshibadaidouwenhouleyibian，taruanzheshengyouzhongfulebian，“woqingqiunibaowochuqu。”
yesihangouqichunjiao，weimizheyansaoguobolichuangwaijianshendeyese，“zaozheimetinghua，haiyongdezhejinjingchajume？”
jiyaocishixinlitoudoumaniangle，danyezhinenggualedianhuadengyesihanlaibaota。
tazaojiuliaodaojihonghaihuiyongtiaojianlaiweixietabaoshi，suoxingjiuliuleyishoubashoujishuaijileyesihan。
danjiyaomeiyoubawoyesihandaodihuibuhuiduitaganxingqu，danxianzaitashenganzijishiduduile。
yesihanduitaganxingqu，erqieshixiangdangdeganxingqu。
danbudaibiaojiyaojiushineizhongbucongmingdenvren，ziyiweinenggourangzheizhongnanrenchenfuzijidequndi，tafendeqingshenmejiaozuotakeyi，shenmejiaozuotabukeyi。
biruyesihanzheizhongnanrenjiushitabukeyi，shenzhizaitaxinlihaijitadashangle“jiduweixian”debiaoqian。
kaojinzheizhongnanren，zhiyouliangzhongjieguo，yizhongshizhuirushenyuan，fenshensuigu，wanjiebufu，lingwaiyizhongshirangtasixintadideaishangziji。
danxianranyesihanzheizhongrenshenglaijiushiboqingde，jiulianhetazaichuangshangdeneijigexiaoshi，jiyaodoubugandiaoyiqingxinrangzheigenanrenduitashiquxingqu。
kejiyaobujuedezijichikui，yesihanwuluncongpinangshencaibaokuocaililaishuo，doushigaochengdingjiandecunzai，shiduoshaonvrenxiangyaopanshangdejinguixu。
nengshuidaohuozheimehaodenanren，younengqidejijianeisankourenshangcuanxiatiaode，youshenmechikuideni？
yesihanlaibaorendeshihoushiqinzilaide，qianxiabaoshidanhou，jiyaoshunlichengzhangdegenzaitadeshenhoushangleche，pieleyannanrenjuntingdecemian，buyoudexinneianshuangzijishizhendezhuandaole！
zheinanrennapajiushikanyiyancelian，douhuilikexinqingdahao。
danquedianshizhikeyuanguanbunengjinkao，guangshitazhoushendeqiyadouyaodongdejiyaodalegeduosuo。
jiyaowaizhetoudaliangta，yanshenjiaomei，“meixiangdaoyezonghuiqinziguolaijiewo，kanlaiwozaiyezongdexinlihaiyoudianweizhi。”
“biezizuoduoqing，shiniqiudewo，wocaihuibangni。”yesihankandoumeikanjiyaoyiyan，gujiefenmingdeshouzhidazaituishang，“zuozhuan，huijia。”
zhulishaoshaojingyalexia，“kexiawugongsihaiyougezhongyaohuiyi——”
caishuochukoujiulishijuedezheihuabutaidui，mashanggaikoudao：“haodexiansheng，womashangdiaozhuanfangxiang。”
“qingqiukebusuanshiqiue，zenme？yezonghaizhenshuichuganqingle，yaodaiwohuijia？”jiyaojiaoxiaolesheng，taituijiaochazhexiezuozaichehouzuoshang，“wozheirenjianfumukeshideshouhongbaode，diyuershiwanwotaibuqishou。”
yesihanjinminzhebochunyiyanbufa，yijiuwushijiyaodecunzai。
“yezongzheishibuyuanyiliwo？”jiyaodeshouzhipoweibuguiju，zhijianraozhuletadelingdai，“wozheirenmeishenmehao，jiushiyouyidian，xihuanwushiwodenanren。”
jinjiezhehaibudengyesihankaikou，jiyaoturanfanshenqizailetadetuishang，zhuazhutadeshuangshoufangzailexianxideyaozhishang，“zenmeyang？yezonghaisuanmanyime？”
kaichedezhulixianxiejiaoxiayihuacaizaileyoumenshangchuangchuhongdeng，tabuyoudeyanlekoutuomochouchuzhijincashizheetoushangdelenghan。
jixiaojiedezuofengkezhenshi……yougoudadankaifangde。
youqishizaixianshengmianqianjuranganwanzheizhongchidudeyouxi，pabushixiangbeixianshengyijiaochuaixiache。
erchuhutayiliaodeshiyesihanzhishilenglelianse，“xiaqu。”
“zenme？yezongshedeliwole？”jiyaomeiyoubandianxiaqudeyisi，“jiranyezongyuanyiliwole，mafanhaorenzuodaodi，bawosonghuijiangzhoulu。”
yesihanzhuazhujiyaodeshouwan，“jiyao，biedecunjinchi。”
“neiburanworangyezongni‘decunjinchi’ruhe？”
tadeyanshenshunshiyelenglexialai，“jiyao，nigou-yinnanrendezhaoshujiuzheimelanme？”
“keyezongbuhaishiyuanyishanggoume？”jiyaosaoleyantabojingshangzuowanliuxiadewenhen，wenredezhifuqingfuguoneidianhenji，“wolandehua，yezongzuowanhuineimexiangshou？”
tadehuazizidouzainanrendekewangshangchuansuozongheng。
budebushuo，jiyaodequeshigeyouwu，buguancongwaimao、zitaihaishitadetantushang，tadoushibukeduodedeyouwu。
youyizhongnvrendemeishikezaiguzilideyonglansuixing，jushoutouzujianmeihuotiancheng，fangfoshenglaijiunengrangnanrenbaidaozaitamendeshiliuqunxialiulianwangfan。
“nijiuzheimepobujidaiduiwotouhuaisongbaome？”yesihandezuoshoucishihaidazaitadeyaoshang，jibianshigezhegaodinglifudebuliaotayenengxiangxiangdaozheinvrendepifujiujingyouduoguanghuaruannen。
jiyaoxiaole，zhishimianshangzaixiao。
tadoukuaibengbuzhuxiangyaojizheinanrenyibazhangle，yaobushihaixiangcongyesihanshenshangtaodianliyongjiazhi，tajueduihuimashangxiachezouren。
nanrenhenvrendeboyizhong，wangwangnvrendetilichuyuxiafeng，kenaoliquewangwangzhanyushangfeng。
keduiyujiyaolaishuo，nengrangtazhanlingshangfengdebuguangshinaoli，haiyoutazheizhangliandanheshencai。
nvrenzuijiadewuqijiushimeimao，ernanrenzuijiadewuqizeshijinqian。
“yezongyaoshuotouhuaisongbaoyedui，danzuowandefengliuzhaikehaimeifuqingni。”jiyaomeiyanjiandaizhedexiaoyilingdetaneizhangliangengshixiandefengqingwanzhong，meiyanbukefangwu，“wanwannvrenbufuqiankebuxiangshiyezongdefengge，chuanchuquyebuhaotingbushime？”
yesihansihaomeiyoulianxizhiyidecilehuiqu，“yuanlaijixiaojieshichulaimaideme？”
tademouzilijinshilengyi，yuqiliquechongchizhejifengzhiyi。
yesihanbudebuchengren，zuowanzhihoutadequeshihuidianjizheinvrendeshenziheziwei，jiuxiangshiduitashangleyinbandenanyizikong。
kebudaibiaotajiuhuizongdetazaitadeshouzhangxinshangsaye，tayaozheigenvrenbucuo，danyaodekebushihuinaoshangrendexiaoyemao。
“shia，yezonghaishiwodediyiweikeren，zenmeyang？manyime？”jiyaoduiyutadejifengzhishiyixiaolezhi，taqingchuzheinanrendezuidudehen，rutongtadexingzibanlengkuwuqing。
tachongzheyesihantankaishou，“jijiadaxiaojiedediyicihaodaiyenengzhigesanbaiwanba？”
“ng？nipingshenmejuedezijizhisanbaiwan？”yesihanlengshengchixiao，taturanjiangjiyaolaruhuaizhong，bochunzaitadechunshangzhanzhuanrushen，daizhenanrendeqixibadaoqinru。
jiyaozenmedouxiangbudaoyesihanzaicheshangjuranhaiyouzheimehaodexingzhi，buganshiruodezaitadechunshangyaoleyikou！
chunchijianmimanzhedexuexingweirangyesihanchitongdecujinlemeitou，shouzhimengdizhuazhutadexiae，lengxiaodao：“kanlaijixiaojiedefuwutaiduyebuzenmeyang。”
yesihanzaixiuruta，zheidianjiyaoxiangdangqingchu。
dantaconglaidoubushigeganyuanchikuideren，tabuhaoguotongyangyebuhuirangyesihankuaihuo。