第1章 亲嘴会怀孕的

“ge,renyijingjinizhaolaile,jiusuannibuhaozheikou,yegenwochuqukankan,xingbu?qinge,gege~”

shenpangguozaodeshengyinchaodeyeyunqiuermoshengteng,tayiquanzhunquewuwudizouzaizijiadidiqianzoudelianshang。

dengyejinglibishangzuizhihou,tacaizhouqimeitoukanxiangmenkoulizhedeneimoxianxishenying。

nvziqieshengshengdeduozailuodidenghoumian,duizijixianzaidechujingsihaobuzhi。

yixibaiqunjiangtabenjiubaixidepifuchendeyuefaxini,tadizhetou,wuheidemofashunzhejianbanghualuozaixiongqian,xianxideshouzhishibushidijiaodongzhe,henshikeai。

rouzhetonghongdebizi,yejingliyuqizhongdaizhenongnongdeyukuwulei:“nizhidaowoanzhaonixihaoquanchengaijiaaihuzhaoleduoshaoguniangma?nikankannitideyaoqiu,zhangxiangyaoshunyan,fumuliyi,jiashiqingbaiqieshibainianjiazu。zhengzhengwunianle,wohaoburongyizhaodaoyigeworongyimawo!”

yejinglikanzhedongdoumeidongdelaoge,kongqichenmolesanmiao,shengwukelianditanzailedanrenshafashang。

tajiuzhidao,anzhaozijialaogezheizhongdexing,genbenbiezhiwangtanengkaikouyingyijuziji。

jiuxiongzhangzheizhongxinggederen,wojuranhaiduitabaolexiwang!

简直是太愚蠢了!

zhengzaiyejingliaiyuandiwangzhezijiagegedeshihou,yeyunqiuqueshizaibuzhehenjididaliangzheyanqiandenvzi,shangxiasaoshihou,ruoyousuosi。

金家……

zheinanrensikaoshiwanruguluomadeguizudiaoxiangyibanjinguiyouya,tamanbujingxindeyanxiamouzhongyinhui,zhidailuchuneixianzhangdejiemao,zhadongjianxiangshipianfeidehudiebanxuanli。

tazhanqishenlai,qizhangdeshencaibaoguozaishougongdingzhidejingzhixifuzhixia,napapingchangbuguodeheibaidapeichuanzaitadeshenshangquebieyouyifanfengwei,rangrenyiyanbianzhongshengnanwang。

“过来。”

tadicichunhoudeshengyinxiangjilejiujiaoniangzhiduoniandechunxiangmeijiu,kaikoujingyan,yunweiwuqiong。

kejinyuranquebeitahededoulegejiling,xiaoxinyiyifuzheluodidengchaozhetadefangxiangkanleguoqu。

yeyunqiuzheicaideyikandaolezheinvrendequanmao。

nvrenshengdejihao,bingbushineizhongruyanjingyandezhangxiang,tagengxiangguozhewushucengboshadezhenzhu,meimeiduokanyicibiannengfaxianyinzangdemeili。

neishuangyiwangjiandidexiyouhupomou,ganjingdezhaobuchubandianwugou。

tacikezhengyutaduishi,piaoliangdeyanjinglimianquandoushitadeshenying。

“daowohuaililai。”yeyunqiuchaozhetashenleshenshou。

yedazongcaiduizheizhongtouhuaisongbaodeshiqingxianranyijingxiyiweichang,tashenzhibujuedeyoushenmedifangqiguai。

anzhaotadeshenfenlaijiang,didouwushunvrenduitashenbiandeweizhiquzhiruowu,shenzhibuxishiyongxiasanlandeshouduanxiangyaopashangtadechuang。

jiranshijinjiasonglailianyindexiaojiahuo,ziranyinggaiduitayantingjicong。

kexihenxianran,yeyunqiuxiangcuole。

jinyurankanzhemianwubiaoqingdeyeyunqiu,xiaozuiyibie,yankuangdunshihongleqilai:“wuwuwu,renfanzibuyaomairanran,ranranbawangzidoujini,biezhuawo,biezhuawo!”

tangtangyejiazhangmenrenjuranbeidiyicijianmiandemoshengnvrendangchengrenfanzi?!

shiqingyuanchaoyiliao,yizhiyuyeyunqiuyishijianbuzhigaizuohefanying。

夜云秋:“……”

zheinvren,zhenshahaishijiasha?

takudeshangxinjile,haishibushixianqiyiwucazheyanlei,haohaodeyitiaobaiqunzidunshibeirouzhoule。

yeyunqiushenbianweiraozhedenvrenbushidajiaguixiu,bianshifengqingwanzhongdedameiren,zhiyuzheizhongyiyanbuhejiukukutitideleixing,tahaizhenmeijianguo。

yeyunqiubeikufanle,dabuxiangqiankuaqu,yibazhuazhujinyuranxianxideshouwan,chaozhetaneizhangwuyandexiaozuibianyaolexiaqu。

xiangxiangzhongderengongxiangshuiweibingmeiyouchuxian,fandaoshitianninidexiaonaixiangchongchilezhenggekouqiang。

yeyunqiutianshizhetadechunban,yourenyouyudezaitadebaiqunshangyouzouqingtiao。

budebuchengren,zheigenvrenqueshiyongyourangnanrenweitafengkuangdeziben。

rouruandechunban,hunshensanfazhehaowendenaixiangwei,jiaorenpinchangguohoubianwufaziba。

jinyuranquanshenjinbeng,beihedezhijiewangjilezenmeku。

tajinjinbishangyanjing,xushitaiguohaipa,quanshendouzaidou,yanjiegengshiqingqingzhanzhe,dangzhenshikelianjile。

“别装了。”

zheishi,yeyunqiudeshengyinzaitatoudingxiangqi,dichendeshengyintingdetaergendouyouxiefare,fensedunshimimanshangerjian,xiangshiyizhibeirenzhuazhulebabingdexiaotuzi。

zheimoyangrangyeyunqiuhuxilveweibuwen,ditoukanxianghuaizhongdenvren,taliansezhangdetonghong,jingshikuaihuxibushanglaile,tapoyouxietouteng:“huqi。”

fangfodedaoleteshe,jinyuranzheicaidakoudakouhuxi。

tayixiayixiadixizhebiti,shifenweiqu:“wuwuwu,jiewenhuihuaiyunde,ranranbuxianghuaiyun、ranranshihaohaizi……”

zheihuarangyeyunqiuchediwuyu,zheixiadaozhenyoudianxiangxinjinyuranshizhendeshale。

“bizui,jiewenbuhuihuaiyun。”

夜云秋有些头疼。

zaiyipangkanxideyejinglihaishitouyicijiandaozijialaogechibie,buguo…tagexianzaidaozhenyoudianqiyaminnvdejiashi。

buguozheizhonghuakendingbugandangmianshuo,yushitaqingleqingsangzi,tixingdao:“ge,nishuoyaozhaogechunjiewuxiadeqizi,tajueduishidiyirenxuan。dangran——niyaoshijuedetabuxingdehua,woxianzaijiubarensongzou。”

huayingangluo,yeyunqiuzhandingjietiedijujue:“bu,jiutale,beichequminzhengju。”

zhenshayehao,jiashayeba,zuoweizheimeduoniandiyigerangtashaoshaotiqixingqudenvren,yeyunqiubingbutaoyan。

jinyuranzheibianhaizaixiaoshengchouqizhe,yejinglitoumocongbaolitaochuleyipaiwangziniunai,qiao**dizouguoqudijilezijialaoge,xiaorongneijiaoyigegoutuizi:“ge,yongzheigehongta,baifenbaizhihao。”

yeyunqiutiaoletiaomei,lvedaizhedianxianqideshenqingjieguowangziniunai,nazaishouzhong,kanxiangjinyurankaikoudao:“shousheng。”

kandaowangziniunai,yuanbenweiqubabadejinyuranshunjianliangyanfangguang,kuleyibandeshenqingshuoshoujiushou,jinjiezhefeisucongtashoulijiangwangziqiangguolai,baozaihuaili,kaixindejiuxiangdedaotangguojiajiangdehaiziyiyang。

“nei,weilaidasaogenwozouba。”

yejinglizhuanzhecheyaochi,tuikaimen,daizhejiaodixiangshimoyoudejinyuranwangqianzou。

kanzhezijikongkongruyedeshouzhang,yeyunqiuyoutaitoukanleyanyijingxiaoshizaizoulangzhongdejiaoruoshenying,youdianhuaiyirensheng。

tatangtangyeshizongcai,juranbibushangyipaiwangziniunaima?