第0章自导自演,贼喊捉贼

自导自演,贼喊捉贼

jiaoshili,kongchulehaoduozuowei,zuotianyelidezhandou,chuleliangrenbiqinglianzhong,qitanvshengdoumeishenmekandechulaideshang。

chengqiqizuozaibangongshili,qigugudedengzhezhangyuguolaiduizhi。

老师联系了家长们。

qishizheiduiyuzheizhongsirenguizuxuexiao,henmeibiyao,danshiduiyulaoshilaijiang,zheizhongshiqing,xuyaozheigeguocheng,laibaozhuzijidegongzuo,duiyuzheipixueshenglaishuo,zheishigeyishigan,bukehuoque。

zhangchenjiedaotongzhi,ershijifenzhongjiugandaolebangongshili。

tuikaimen,tazhijiangezhong“yangshide**,laoshikouzhongdeqingyikuaiziyikuaide,buguojiushikuadaqici。

saoshiyifan,meiyouzhangyudeshenying。

tabuhaoyisidexianglimiandedakuanjiazhangmenjugongdaoqian。ranhoupaoqususheli,zhunbeitongmayidunzhangyu。

“zhangyu,qichuang,jigejieshijieshitongxuedelianzenmehuishi。

zhangchenzhanzaimenwai,qiaodazhefangmen。

“ge,menmeiguan,nijinlaiba。zhangyujiazhuangyouqiwulideshuohua。zhangchendakaimen,zhikanjianzuozaishafayipangwuzheliandemeimei,shoushang,youzhemingxiandeyuqing。

“zenmehuishi,nibeibalingle?zhangchennaxiazhangyudeshuangshou。

zhangchenmeiyanchuixia,heisetongkongshousuo,zhangyudelianshang,lianggefazidexiongmaoyan,zuijiaodeyuqing,haiyouqigedabaodeetou

zheidoushizhangyuyishouzhizuo,zheizhongjiliangtajingchangyong,duiyuzhixiangshuaiqianjiejuewentidedahurenjia。

zhiyaozijizhanshangfeng,neiqiankeyijiangquxianyoufansuodemafanyidaoqie,zheijiao“zhixianzuiduanfa,shuobaile,jiushiyigezi,kuai。

zhangchenyilianxintengdemomozhangyudetou。lazhuzhangyudeshou。

“去医务室。走~

“meishi,ge,womailexiaozhongzhitongdeyaoshuile,meishi。

zhangchenzixidetingzhezhangyudexixidaolai,tashuozijichuide,suoyizijiyouduizhengxiayao。

ketazijinaganxiazheimezhong,haibushiduokuilezhouchendi。

zuotianzouhou,zhangyuyoupaolehuilai,tajuedebiqinglianzhongzheigefangfa,jijielezijidemafan,youjielezhouchendibeichidoufudexintouzhihen。

“zhouchendi,kanzaiwozheimecandefenshang,jiaojiaowozuogouquanyougouquanfangfangshen。zhangyulianhongdaipian,houzhelianpiqingqiuzhouchendipeilian。

weilequdexinrenhaiduilianlewufenzhong,daozuihou,zhouchendiyigezuogouquan,taruyuanyichangdeqinglebanzhiyan。

“a!wo……nigande……wo

周晨棣支支吾吾。

“duibuqi!duibuqi!duibuqi!xiexie!xiexie!xiexie!liangrenyiqikaikou,moqibandehuxiangjugong。

“ai!bushiya!nizheiren,zaozhidaobujiule!

zhouchendifanyingguolai,youxiexuwuyu。

zhangyujieshi,“nijiuwo,jiuliangxiongmaoyan,nibujiuwo,woxitiyizhangdanjia。

jiuzheiyang,tahongpianjiaotaliangzhao,ranhoushalengdezhanzaiyuandi,zuihouxitixiongmaoyan。

shengxiade,taduizijihaishigouhen。

haipacayaobaibailangfeitadechengguo,yiwanshang,zaichuangshangfanlaifuquderenzhetong,shengpazijilianshangdeshanghenquanyu,yidingdiandouhuiyingxiangdaocicidejihua。

zhangyuaojiaodekankanertan。

quemeifaxianzhangchenzaohongleyan。tingzhezhangyuxipixiaolianjiangdegushi,tayouxinchongchongdelianpangdunshijingjixialai,zuijiaoxianchujifenqiangzhuangdexiaoyi,danxintenghaishicongtademeishao,zuijiao,yisiyisiliuluchulai。

gushibingbubeishang,ketingqilai,gengxiangshiyibeijushouweidexiju。

zhangchensikaiyaodebaozhuang,nachumianqian,cashizhezhangyulianshanghongzhongdedifang。

bangongshili,jiudenglededarenzaojizaoqilai。

nuchizhezhangyuzheigeqiongrenduitamenbaoguishijiandeboduohelangfei。

zhangchendakaimen,tatingjianledetirenbudetidemanma。

tameiyounubukee,fandaoyouneimeyishunjianjuede,qianhequan,barenyurenzhijianjincundeshanliangchiganmojing,kongliuyishenyeman。

tajuqishouji,dakaixiangce,tayaoqiudaoqian。

yinweijingtouli,shibagexueshengweiouyigexueshengdehuamian,shiganghao**deeyuxiangxiang,dangran,haiyoujintiannanyijieshoudeshanghen。

shipindelaiyuan,shizhouchendi。

tabuzhijieaobuxun,haizhurenweile。

shunshoujiludeliangfenzhongshipin,suanshijizhangyubanxiayiju。

dakuanmenkanzheshipin,yanjingsaoshizhangyushangshangxiaxia。

meiyouqianyi,fandaojuededeshizinvrangtamendiulelianmian,xuexicharenjiayidajiesuanle,zuoshibuhuizuohaipianyaozuo,yumeinaodai。

chengnanshengbanggaojizhongxue,haodaiyeshishuyishuerdezhimingxuexiao,chulijieguo,ziranshiliyiweida。

“道歉。

chengqiqidefuqintinglebaomudebaogaohou,dianhuaneibian,xunchizhezheigebeirenjiadanghoushuadenver。

daitoudediletou,neihoumiande,ziranzhinengdaoqian。

zhangyujiuneiyangzhanzhe,tingzhechidaoleshiwuniandeshengshengdaoqian。

“duibuqisangezishuochukourucirongyi,erxuyaozheisangezidezhangyu,quebaneiduanhuiyifanleyoufan,xishilehaoduonian,caibuzhiyuhuiyiqibiankongjushangtou。

“wojieshou。zhangyuhaoshuangdejieshouneixiebuzhenchengdeqianyi。

zhangchenhuimou,yanjiaodazhuandeleishuigaosushenti,tadexinzaiyinyinzuotong。

tabujidezhangyuheshibiandeyongganqilai,tazhishiyuefajuede,zhangyuyoudiandarenmoyang,huoxu,gengduodeshi,zaizheimamudexuexiaoli,taxuehuilefankang。

jiaoshili,canyudajiadenvsheng,dajiadouzhenglengdezuozaiweizhishang。

keshangkexia,chengqiqiyanshenpiaoxiangzhangyu。

tayougexiangfa,xiangyaocongzhangyudekouzhongqueren。kexiangqizuowanzhangyudarendehenjing,tamashangchehuilezijidexiangfa。

haoqixindequshixia,tazhanqishen,zhanzaizhangyushenhou,jinkaozhezhuoyi。

jiazhuangmanbujingxindexunwendao。

“zuotianwoxiashoumeineimezhongba,nizheishang……haoxiang……youdianeryingxianglenideyanzhi!hualixingjianhaijiazazheyidiandianxinxu。

“a……buzhidao,nimensheixiasishouleba!mingmingzuotianhaishihusidechouren,jintianquehainengdaqihualai。

“bukeneng。chengqiqizhandingjietiedehuida。tataoyanzhangyu,danshizouzhiqiantakejiaodaihao,dingduojibazhangjiaoxunjiaoxunjiuxing,tayemeixiangdao,neixierenxiashouzheimehenli。

“neigujishiniba!nibushiyizhixiangyaojiaoxunwodema!zhangyuwannongzheshoulidexiangpica,tahenchengqiqi,yinweiqianshitadeqingchun,yinweichengqiqidedaitoubaling,guodebingbukaixin。

ketayouyouxiexutongqing,yinweitashijialideqizi,chengnianhoudejiazulianyin,tabaoshoujiatingbaoli,haizhinengcacayanlei,bunengfankang。

zhangyuqingxingguolai,yaoyaotou,shanlezijiyibazhang。zuilinianniantaotao。

“bietongqingta,tazhishaohaihuozhe,womeile,**matongqingta。

“xianzaizhanzaizheili,zhidaotadeweilai,woyinggailele。

zhangyubengaidaidianbuqingyuanhenuqijiaochengqiqigun。

xiangdaoneixie,tamomingqimiaoshengchu**。

yipangdechengqiqitingjiandidigugudezhangyu,xinxiangzhe,jiuchuzuikuihuoshou,cainenghaizhangyuyifenzhengchangdenaozi。

tahuidaozuowei。yanshenbancunbuyidesaoshicongzhangyuyipangjingguodetongxue。

gentayiqioudazhangyudenvsheng,weizhuyituan,taolunqichengqiqilai。

“程姐没事吧!

“zuotianaileliangbazhanghaiquxintengrenjia。

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上课铃响。

tamentingxialenannansiyu。paohuigezidezuoweishang。