第1章 癞蛤蟆去了选妃宴,扮美

“furen,dashibuhaole,xiaoshaoyetabujianle!”

bansuizheyizhenlingluandejiaobu,shinvbaizhimiansecanghuangdechongjinleyaofang。

baiyulandeshouyizhan,zhengzaipaozhideyizhuyeshancanyingshengshengbeizhechengleliangban。

danshitasihaogubushangsunhuaidemingguiyaocai,zhanqishenzhuazhubaizhiwendao:“jiujingzenmehuishi,moerzenmehuibujianle?!”

baizhihanzheyanleiyaotoudao:“nubiyebuzhidao,nubizhishianzhaowangchangyiyangqujiaoxiaoshaoyeqichuang,danshijinqudeshihoufangjianliyijingkongwuyirenle!nubizhaobianlezhenggeshanzhuang,doumeiyouxiaoshaoyedezongji!”

baiyulandexindoujiujinle,xianglailengdandejuemeimianrongyenandedaishanglejiaose。

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neimeixiaobaozi,jiushimoer。

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tahuashuodaoyiban,huranlingguangyishanjingjiaoqilai:“neixuanfeiyanjiuzaijintian,xiaoshaoyebuhuizhendetoutoupaoguoquleba?”

shanjiaoxiadexuanyueshanzhuangli,chaziyanhongbaihuaqifang,wushuzirongshuli、niaonapingtingdenvhaizizaiqizhongchuansuo,yipianyanyuyingsheng。

suirandajiadouxinzhidumingjintianshilangyawangdexuanfeiyan,danshihuangjiadejinchihaishiyaoyoude,yushibiaomianshangzheichangyanhuinaishiguifeiniangniangyaoqingnianqingguinvmenshanghuasanxindeshanghuayan。

zaiyizuobeicantiangushuyanyingledabandegaogeshang,yourenzhengmianwubiaoqingdejugaolinxia,jianghuayuanzhongdeyiqiejinshouyandi。

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xiaojingyuanzheicailenghengyisheng,landegendandabaotiandexiashujijiao,zhongxinkanxiangxiamiandehuayuan。

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huayuanli,yishihuagui、qidujiaojindeshaonvyanzhexiaojingyiluzoulai。

shenhoudegongzhuangbinvdao:“gongzhu,huangshangbingbuzantongninjiajilangyawang,ninjintianzheiyangtoutoupaolaizheixuanfeiyan,huangshangzhidaoyidinghuishengqide!”

lingjiagongzhuhengleyisheng,shuodao:“fuhuangjiushihutule!jingyuangegeyoushenmebuhao?budannianjiqingqingjiuzhangonghehe,erqiehaishizanmendayuweiyiyigeyixingwangye!chuleta,yousheihainengpeideshangbengongzhu?heng,dengbengongzhujintianzaixuanfeiyanshangbadetouchou,bazhunwangfeizhiweinadaoshou,huitoufuhuangbudayingyededaying!”

zhengshuozhe,lengbufanghuranbeipangbianguanmucongzhongturanchuxiandexiaohaiheleyidatiao,beijingdeliantuihaojibu。

zhanzaitashenhoudegongnvlikechenlelian,hedao:“nalilaidexiaogui,jurangansichuanghuangzhuang,chongzhuanggongzhudianxia?!”

neihaizizhiyousansisuida,yebuzhidaoshiquleshenmedifang,yishangshangmanshichentu,lianyizhangxiaoliandouhuchenglexiaohuamao,zhiyouyishuangmoyubandedayanjingzhaazha,xiandelingdongfeichang。

baixiaomocongdishangpaqilai,chongzhelingjiagongzhuyoumoyouyangdegongshouzuolegeyi,naishengnaiqidao:“baoqianyazheiweijiejie,woshitoutoupaojinlaikanrenaode,meixiangdaohedaolenimen,shizaiduibuzhula!”

tayigexiaoxiaodenaiwawa,queyoumoyouyangdexuezhedarendekouqishuohua,shizaishiruanmengkeai。

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baixiaomoqideguqilesaibangzi:“dashen,meixiangdaonibudanzhangdechou,juranlianerduodoubuhaoshima?wocaibushixiaotou,woshilaikanrenaode!”

lingjiagongzhuchadianqizhalefei!

tataishoujiujiuzhubaixiaomodelingzibatatileqilai,ehenhendejiaodao:“chouxiaogui,nishuosheichou!”

baixiaomoyanzhongshanguoyimodechengdexiaoyi,zuiliquedao:“woshuonichoua,manliangeda,youhongyouzhong,jiuxianglaihamayiyang,haoexina!”

“gaisidedongxi!”lingjiagongzhujianzhiqifengle,taishoujiuxiangshanzheihaizijigebazhang。

danshishouganggangjuqilai,pangbianquechuanlaigongnvjingkongdejiaosheng:“gong、gongzhu,nidelian!”

lingjiagongzhuyileng,xiayishidequmozijidelian:“wodelianzenmele?”

yougongnvlikebasuishendaizhedexiaotongjingnachulai,zhanzhanjingjingdijudaotamianqian。

lingjiagongzhuyikan,dunshiwuzhelianjianjiaoqilai:“aaa!!!!”

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“zenmehuizheiyang!zenmehuizheiyang!”lingjiagongzhufengleyiyangshangqianquqiangduojingzi,neixiegongnvmenshengpachuanran,dunshijingjiaozhesichuduobi,huayuanliluanchengyituan。

lingjiagongzhumengdikanxianglepangbiandebaixiaomo:“shini,yidingshinizheigexiaozazhonggaodegui!wozhishizhualeniyixia,jiubianchenglexianzaizheifumoyang!yidingshinijiwoxiadule!”

baixiaomosihaobupa,fandaochongtatuletushetou:“dashen,xianzaicaifanyingguolai,kanqilainibudanchou,haitebiebenya!shiwoxiaduyouzenmeyang?sheirangnibufenqinghongzaobaijiuwumiewoshixiaotou,haixiangdasiwoni!”