re，haore……dishangnvzijiaochunzhanghe，hunshenlengrejiaozhichuanxikunnan，juliedijishengqiangkehou，tahunhuneeqishen。
zhishihaiweizuowen，youbei“pa”deyierguangxionghenshanluozaidi！
什么鬼？
“**jianfu，houyanguachishuni，quebuxiangxinhenshoulanijingyexuehuile。”nanrendeshengxianlengmorandaochuanxincigu，dazhangwanrubinglengtieqian，sisiniezhetadebozigezhizuoxiang。
wufahuxile……tadebozikuaiduanle！
qinjingwanzuijiaotangxue，beipoyangzhetou，jilizhengdazheyancaikanqingyanqianrendelian。
yixixuanseliujincixiumangpao，qinglongliangxiuyueyingmenglong，suzuolunyizhishang，tianrenzhizi，queshixiuluozhirong。
jishibuliangyuxingdouyanbuzhunanrenhunshenshangxiadelinranliqi，yijimanxinmanyandehenjuezenge。
“huaianjinriruochubandianchacuo，benwangyaonipei！zang！”
tabeimengdiyishuailuodi，zhenggerenwanquanshimengde。
nanrenshenpangchuchudongrendesucefeitongxinjishouyangdao：“jiejie，huaiwangbuguoshihenizaixishangdoulejijuzui，nimingzhitabuhuifushui，jingnengxiadushoujiangtatuixialianchi！”
zhouweigenzhechuanchugongrendeqieqiesiyu：“jianzhishexiexinchang。”
“毒妇啊。”
……
qinjingwanzhuantou，zhijianyigehuafushaonianlangtangzaitashencededishang，hunshenshitou，shengqiquanwu。
shenbiandenvshizhengyaosiyaohuodikuhan，“wangye，wangyea！”
qinjingwanxunsusaoyiyan：shengwutizhongzhishengmingdiyijieduan，waiguanhuxixingweitingzhi，biaomianmaibowufatanji，xinzangshangweizhongzhihuodong，danaoxibaoxinchendaixieyijiuzhengchangjinxing。
renhaimeisini……jiujizhehaosangle？
jiandandeshuojiushijiasizhuangtai，hainengqiangjiuhuilaia！
zijijingnengkanchuanrentineibudezhuangtai？
CT透视眼吗？
tataiqibeibang，youyidou，tabushitanhuanlema……
zheishuangbeiyuwei21shiji“zuigui”deyishuangyikeshengshouyeyijingfeile！
tashiershiwusuibeipingweihuaxiazuinianqingyuanshideyixueqicai，keyiqiedouzhongzhizaileyichangchehuozhong，shoujiaojinfei，tanhuanzaichuang。
cishi，yi**bushuyutadejiyiyonglai……houmendinvqinjingwan，pingnanwangfuzhenggongdifei，yinuoruowunengjiahouyanguachiwenming，beimuzuyiqi，youbushoupingnanwangchongai，liannucaidougancaitatoushangzuoweizuofu。
所以……穿越？
sucefeimouguanganchen，yanditouzheyinleng，“jiejie，niyiweizheicizhuangshachonglengjiunengzaifuyanguoquma？moushahuangzi，zheikeshizhujiuzudedazui！”zheitianyoujiacude，shengpaduifangsidebugouchedi。
qinjingwanlaibujixixiang，tazaishenyouzheixiaozijiuzhensile，zijiyehuigenzhewanwan。
takebuyaozaisihuibingchuangshangqugouyancanchuanguoyusheng！
“renhaimeisi，haiyoujiu！”qinjingwanpuguoqu。
zhishihaiweipengdaorenjiubeiyaonvshiyibatuifan，pokoudama：“nizheigeshexiedufu，sidezenmebushini！nizenmebuqusi！”
qinjingwanjiyan，“zaibujiujiuzhensile！”
keyaonvshijiugenfengleside，genbentingbujinqu，“haizaixingxingzuotai，doushinihaide！”
“jiejienihaixianbugouluan？jiuzheimehenbudehuaiwangdianxiasima。”sushiyuyouyibajiangqinjingwanhuikai。
qinjingwandieluozaidi，shuangzhangshunjiancadexianxuelinli。
zhenzhenqianfusuozhi，baikoumobian！
ertadefujun，helianmoxuan，tianqiwangchaoweiyideziguanqinwang，tajiulengyanzaipangkanzhezheiyiqie。
sushiyuyouxianghelianmoxuandao：“ye，qieshentingshuojiangnishuizhirendaolipaifu，jianghejinqudeshuituchubiankejiuhui。”
helianmoxuandiantou，shiyiganjinyishi。
qinjingwandunshizhenggerendoubuhaole，diyiciganjuedaolewuzhidekepa！
这都听谁说的啊！
nishuishiyinweiqiguanjinshui，jiroujingluanyinqixinzangzhouting，zhixiqueyang，chufayixiliededaixiezhongzhi！daoguabudanyanwuqiangjiushijian，haihuicushifushuihuiliuzhibiqiangyinfaercinishui，zhijiejiasunaosiwang。
yiweishiheduolema，daochulaijiuxing？
pabushinaozijinleshuiba！
嫌死的不够快！
gengkepadeshiyaonvshiyeshibingjiluantouyi，duisushiyuganendaide，erhuabushuo，zhuaqirenjiudaoxuanshangbei，xiangmiantiaosideyitongkuangshuai，doudegenyangdianfengyiyang！