第5章 口臭

sufanjiandandeshuoleyixiashiqingdejingguo,zijidezheigemeimeiyebushiwairen,suoxinghetashuoxieshihua,daoyemeishenme。

zheiqizhongzhishishenglvelezijiyudaoneigelaotoudeguocheng。

“saozizenmekeyizheiyang?”

sutongdaweifennu,zijialaogepinsipinhuochuangzaoleyouhoudetiaojian,jineigenvrendajianleyigelianghaodepingtai,jieguoneigenvrenfanshoujiuduibierentouhuaisongbaole?

zheigeshijieshangnayouzheiyangdedaoli?

keshisutongmazhemazhejiulikefaxianlebuduijingdedifang。

“ge,zheiduanshijianniqunaer?”sutonglikezhuazhuletadeshou,guanqiedekanzheta:“bierendoushuonichuquhuatianjiudi,danwobuxin,mingmingdangshinineimeaiwosaozi!”

kanzheisutongdeyanshen,sufantanleyikouqi,kanlaiyouxieshiqingbushuodehuashiguobuqule。

wunaizhixia,zhinengnachuleyizhangzhenduanshudijileta,bingqieshuodao:“qianzhenziwoquzhibingle,buguoxianzaiyijingzhaodaolezhiliaofangfa,meishile。”

sutongkanzheshouzhongdezhenduanshu,zhenggerenchadiankuchulai。

“fashengzheimedashi,nizenmebugenjialishuoa?”

“nizhibuzhidaoniyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan……”

shuozheshuozhetajiushuobuxiaqule,zhijiekaozailesufandejianbangshang,weiweichouqileqilai。

sufanpaizhetadejianbanganweizhedao:“xianzaibushidouhaolema?”

“nikan,woyijingzhaodaolezhiliaobanfa,buchubangeyuewojiunengkangfule。”

yibianshuosufanyibianpailepaizijidexiongkou,danqueyinqileyizhenjuliedekesou。

sutonglikepotiweixiao:“nimeiyoupianwoba?”

“shizhendezhaodaolezhiliaobanfa?”

“ng,liwanqinghaibuzhidao,niyaobaomizhidaome?”sutongdianlediantou,sufanzheicaijixushuodao:“haiyou,zheiliangtiannibakekejiedaozanbazanmajiaba。”

“woyaochuliyixieshiqing,daizhehaizibufangbian。”

fanzhuoshang,kekebazijiwanlidejidanjiadaolesutongdewanli。

“xiaoguxiaoguchidandan!”

“ng,kekezhenguai,xiaogubuchi,jikekechiba。”

kekedexiaolianerlikejiukualexialai,ranhouyoubajidanjiadaolesufandewanli。

“爸爸吃鸡蛋!”

kanzhewanlizhishengxiadanhuangdehebaodan,sufandunshixiaoleqilai。

zheixiaoyatoumingmingjiushizijibuxihuanchidanhuang,suoyiguyizhuangguaijiajibieren。

buguosufanyemeiyouzaiyi,ershidakouchilexiaqu。

chiwanfanhou,musongzhesutongbaozhezijidenverlikai,sufanyekaishiletadedongzuo。

tayaolianzhichujiechuzishensuozhongdedudejieyao,lianyaodeguochenghenshunli,zheiqujueyuzheixiexiandaihuadejiadian。

zaigudailianyaokemeiyouzheimefangbian,jiuguangshiwenduheshijiandekongzhi,jiunengmosiyidaduiren。

erxianzaijiufangbianduole,gaoyaguoshifenzhongshengquleyuanlaijitianjiyedeaozhi。

weiboluquanmianjiare,shourejunyun,genbenbuxuyaosuoweideliandanshoufa。

buchusanxiaoshi,yipingxiaoyaowanjiuyijinglianchengle。

lansededanyaobeitazhuangzaiyigexiaocipingli,dagaiwuliushikezuoyou。

anshifuyong,dagaibangeyuejiunenggouqingchutineidedusu,erqiehainenggouzengqiangyibotizhi。

buguozheigeyaohaixuyaoyiweiyaoyin,querangsufanfanqilenan。

“zaozhidaojiuburangsutonghekekeneimekuaidelikaile。”

quedeyaoyinzhengshichunvxue,suiranmeiyouyaoyinyekeyi,danquewufafahuichuyaoxiaodezuidaxiaoguo。

jiuzaisufanyouxiefannandeshihou,yitongdianhualikeyinqiletadezhuyi。

“nihaosuxiansheng,woshiguiyedeqizi,wojiaojiawenting,womenjintianzaoshanghaijianguomiande,suxianshenghaijidewoba?”

“fangbianjiangemianma?wozaininjialouxiadekafeitingdengnin。”

hezheinvrenketaolejijuzhihou,sufanbianguaduanledianhua。

zheibujiushikeshuilaile,yourensongzhentouma?

楼下咖啡厅。

jiawentingjiangyizhangheijinsedeyinxingkafangzailezhuozishang,tuileguoqu。

“zheilimianyouyibaiwan,woxiwangnirushihuidawojigewenti,zheiqianjiushinidele。”

sufannaqiyinxingkadianledian,yanshenliyouxiewanwei:“jiaxiaojiehaizhenshikeqi,kenijuedepingjiewodeshenjiaquezheiyibaiwanma?”

“wojiranlaile,neijiushidiaochaguonidexinxi。”

jiawentingdexiaorongliyebiandewanweileqilai:“wozhidaosuxianshengyouyigehenyouyisidelaopo,suoyisuxianshengxianzaideshoutouyinggaibuhuitaikuanyuba?”

sufanwusuoweidexiaoleyixia,zhijiejiangkasaidaolekoudaili。

“你想问什么?”

“niyouduodabawozhihaoguiye?”

“baifenzhibai,yidingnengzhihao。”

“ruguowoxianzairangnilikaiqingchengni?”

“bukeneng,wobudasuanzou。”

“哪怕死在这里?”

“我不会死。”

……

wenlejigewentizhihou,jiawentingjiutinglexialai,haishisufanzhijieshuodao:“jiaxiaojiesixialaizhaowo,yinggaibushiweilewenjigewentizheimejiandanba?”

sihushixiangdaoleshenme,jiawentingdelianyouxiehong,ranhouniunielehaoyihuiercaishuodao:“wojiushixiangwenwenni,nengbunengzhikouchou?”

口臭?

sufanzheicaizhuyidao,conggangcaikaishizheinvrenjiuhezijibaochizheyidingjuli,tahaiyiweizheinvrenbuxinrenziji,suoyiyizhibaochizheanquanjulini。

没想到原来是口臭。

sufanlengleyixiacaifanyingguolai:“wokeyijinizhi,danwoyaonishenshangdeyixiedongxizuoweizhenjin。”

身上的一些东西?

jiawentingsihushixiangdaoleshenme,likewuzhulexiongkou,ranhouyongqiguaideyanshenkanzheta。

“你变态!”

“wogaosuni,wokeshiguiyedeqizi,shouqinidexiangfa,burannijiusuanshiyoutiandadebenshi,yebiexianghuozhezouchuqingcheng!”

jiawentingdemuguangyixiazibiandelengleqilai,kanzheduifangdeyangzi,sufanjiuzhidaotaxiangwaile。

“jiaxiaojiebiewuhui,wozhishixiangyaonishenshangdeyidianxueeryi。”sufanbuhuangbumangdejieshidao:“wodeyifuyaoxuyaochunvxuezuoyaoyin,suoyibaituole。”

处女血?

jiawentinglikedengdaleshuangyan,zheinanrenshizenmezhidaozijihaimeiyouposhende?

yaozhidaokeshiguiyedeqizi,ruguorangbierenzhidaozijihaimeiyouposhen,youqishiguiyedesangeerzi。

“jiaxiaojiebubijinghuang,bijingwoshiyigeyizhe,zheidianyanguanghaishiyoude。”

jiawentingshenxileyikouqi,yishuangmeimouzhishizhesufandeyanjing。

“ruguowoshuo,rangnifangqiduiguiyedezhiliaoni?”