第1章 相亲

shangjiangshi,yijiaxingbakenei。

yetianqingzuozaizhuoziqian,dingzhezuozaizijiduimianneigemingweichenfeifei,dabanyaoyan,miandaiaoqidexiangqinduixiang,xiandeyouxiebaiwuliaolai。

“niyoucheme?”chenfeifeiguzuojinchidiheleyikoukafei,qingpiaopiaodiwenleyiju。

yetianqingshenshouchaozhezijishoubiandedaizilimolemo,zhuachulaiyidachuancheyaochi,fangzailezhuozishang。

chenfeifeiyanzhuzichadianmeidengchulai,zuilinannandao:“mashaladi,baoshijie,laosilaisi,asidunmading……”

yanlekoutumozhihou,chenfeifeiganjinhuifushunvdeyangzi,kanyetianqingdemuguangzaimeilerenheaoqi,jixuwendao:“niyoufangme?”

yetianqingyijiumeishuohua,ershishenshouchaozhezijishenhoudebeibaomoleguoqu,zhijienachulaihouhouyiluofangben,paizailezhuozishang。

chenfeifeichadianmeijianjiaochulai,ganjinnaqifangben,fanlejixia:“yihaobieshu,shanyaobieshu,tianyunshanzhuang……wodetian……”

kanwanfangbenzhihou,chenfeifeiyijinghenbudepudaoyetianqingdeshenshangqule,buguoweilebaochishunvxingxiang,taqiangxingrenlexialai。

“keke,wohaiyouzuihouyigewenti,niyoucunkuanme?”chenfeifeiyuqibiandewenroulexuduo,yanshenzhongquemanshixingfen。

yetianqingtaoletaodou,jiangyizhangxiangzhejinbiandeheiseyinxingkafangzailezhuozishang。

chenfeifeishunjiandaoxiyikouliangqi,jinghudao:“shijieyinxingheijinka,cunkuanzhishaoshangbaiyicainengyongyou,wodemaya,wozheidaodishiyunqihaodaoshenmedibu,cainengpengdaozheiyangdexiangqinduixiang?”

jidongguohou,chenfeifeishenxiyikouqi,miandaijiaoxiudikanzheyetianqing,yanfantaohuadao:“nidetiaojianhenbucuo,wojuedewomenlianggehenheshi,yaobuzanmenxianzaijiuqulingzhengba?”

yetianqingxiaolexiao,jiangzhuozishangdedongxidoushouqilai,shuo:“baoqian,wojuedewomenbutaiheshi。”

chenfeifeiyileng,ganjinwen:“weishenme?nandaowozhangdebupiaoliangme?”

“nizhangdequeshipiaoliang,buguoniyanjianxiachui,mianbaiqixu,zheishishenqikuisundebiaoxian,ruoshimeicaicuo,nisishenghuoyinggaihenluan,wokebuxiangdingzhelvmaozichumen。”

yetianqingdingzhechufeifeishuoleyiju,bianzhanqishen,jiangsuoyoudongxidouzhuangjinleyigeheisesuliaodaili,likailekafeiting。

chenfeifeizhijieshihua,lianshangbumanlenanyizhixin,xiangbudaoneigejiahuojingranyiyanbiankanchutasishenghuohunluan,gangadiyaozuanjinshitoufenglile。

zheishihouqiangshangdedianshikaishibaodaoyitiaoxinwen:“jinri,youbufafenziliyongjiacheyaochijiafangchanzhengqipianxiangqinduixiang,qingguangdanvhaizhuyi,qianwanbuyaoshangdangshoupian。”

chenfeifeidunshiyaoyaqiechi,anmadao:“gaisi,yuanlaishigepianzi,nanguaipaozheimekuai,jingranhaiganshuolaoniangsishenghuoluan,yihoubierangwozaipengshangni!”

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gongyuanhubian,yetianqingzuozaiyigezhangyishang,shouzhongnazhebankuaiyupei,ningwanghuzhongxin。

zheishihoutadeshoujixiangleqilai,jietonghou,neibianchuanlaiyigehaotingdeshengyin。

“chouxiaozi,xiangqinzenmeyanga?”

yetianqingxiaoleqilai,shuo:“qingjie,nishibushianlianwo,suoyiguyijiwoanpaizheizhongxiangqinduixiang,jiushibuxiangrangwoxiangqinchenggong?”

“fangpi!jiejiewozenmekenengkandeshangni,suiranniguiweiyizun,youshijunzhongshenhua,danjiejiewojuebuhuilaoniuchinencaode!”dianhualideshengyinmingxianbiandehuangzhangqilai。

yetianqingxiaolexiao,shuo:“buguanshibushi,yihoubuyongjiwoanpaixiangqinle。”

“为什么?”

“yinweiwoyaojiehunle。”yetianqingdandandao。

“niyaojiehunle?!heshei?nandaonizhenyaoquzhaonidangchushuodeneigenvhai?”dianhualideshengyinmingxiantigaolejidu。

“meicuo,dangnianwomenlianggeyikuaijinglilezuiluopodeshihou,wodayingtazhangdahouhuilaiquta,rujinwoyoulezheiyangdeshili,ziranshiyaolvxingzheigechengnuo。”yeqingtianrenzhendao。

qingluantanlekouqi,shuo:“danshidouyijingwunianguoqule,wanyirenjiayijingjiarenleni?”

“buhuide,woxiangxinta。nimeiyoujingliwomendangniandeshi,buhuimingbaiwomenzhijiandeganqingde。”yetianqingzixindao,“erqiewoyijingchadaotaxianzaizainalile,xianzaitashishangjiangshisanliujiazusongjiadexiaojie,wodaihuierxianhuiyejiayitang,kankanlaoyezi,zhihoubianqutiqin。”

“songjia?nizheiyangdeshenfen,hebifeizhaoyigebuqiyanxiaojiazuderenzuolaopo?”qingluanbujiediwen。

“yinweiwunianqiantajiubawodexintouzoule,zheibeiziwozhirentayige。”yetianqingzhengzhongdao。

qingluangegegexiaoleqilai,shuo:“xiangbudaotangtangtianqingzhanshen,tianyidianyizunjingranyeyouzheimeroumadeshihou,bale,jirannizhiyiyaoqu,neiwobianbuguannile。zhunichenggong。”

“duoxieqingjie,neijiulaofanqingjiebangwobaxiuluozhanshen,xiaoyaozhanshen,haiyouhansanqiandefanjutuile,wojiubuqule。”yetianqingxiaodao。

“fangxin,tamenjigetuzaizibenlaijiubugouzigegennichifan,tuileyehao,shengdewohaideanpai。”qingluankaikou。

gualedianhuazhihou,yetianqingyoubotonglelingyigehaoma。

“wojiaodaideshiqinganpaihaoleme?”

“huibingyizun,lianggexiaoshiqian,ninyaoqusongjiatiqindexiaoxibianyijingchuanbianleshangjiangshi,xianzaizhenggeshangjiangshidouchuzaizhendongdangzhong。”

yetianqingdianlediantou,shuo:“henhao,daihuierwohuiqusongjiatiqin,daoshinijidejiangpinlisongqu。”

“shi!”dianhuaneitoudadao,“lingwaiyizun,wochadaoyelaoyezishengmingchuiwei,mingbujiuyi,yejiarenyijingkaishijubandaobieyishile。”

yetianqingdeyanjingyimi,lengshengdao:“wozhidaole,wozheijiuquyejia,neibangsunzibabudelaoyeziqushi,wojuebunengrutamenyuan!”

guaduandianhua,yetianqingzhijiechaozheyejiaganleguoqu。

yetianqingbenshigeguer,houbeishangjiangshishijiadazuyejiajiazhuyeqiuchenjianhuijiazhong,bingfuyangzhangda,qumingtianqing。

yetianqingcongxiaobianbiaoxianchuleconghuideyimian,bulunzuoshenme,doubiyejianeixiehaizizuodegenghao,yinciyegengbeiyeqiuchenxiai。

yetianqingshibasuineinian,yeqiuchengengshizhijiejuedingrangyetianqingzuoyejiajichengren。

zheiyijueding,rangbenjiupaichiyetianqingdeyejiazhongrenduiyetianqinghendiyaoyaqiechi,zuizhong,tamenshejixianhaiyetianqingwurusaozi,gengshidaduanleyetianqingyishouyijiao,jiangtarengchuleyejia。

yeqiuchenshihoucaidezhicishi,tajianxinyetianqingbuhuizuozheizhongshi,kexineishiyetianqingyijingbeirenglechuqu,chawuzongji,yeqiuchenjiusuanzhennu,yeyushiwubule。

chenglecanfeideyetianqingyunqihaopengshanglelijiachuzoudesongjiaxiaojie,errenxiangyiweimingleyiduanshijian,zhihouyetianqingbeitianyidianqingluanpengshang,daihuiquzuoletianyidiandianzhudedizi,shoujiaoyebeiqijibandizhihao,gengshixueleyishentongtiandeyishu。

houlaiyetianqingcanjun,kaozheyishenbenling,mopagundazuoshanglejunzhongzhishendeweizhi,huofengtianqingzhanshendechenghao,bingyutongnianjieshoutianyidiandianzhuzhiwei,chengweixindeyizun,shibukedang!

rujinyetianqingguilai,yeshiyejiagaiguidiqiuraodeshihoule!

叶家老宅。

yejiazhongrenweizaiyigechuangqian,yeqiuchengushouruchai,huxiweiruoditangzaichuangshang,bizilichazheyangqiguan,jibianruci,shengmingyeyijingfeichangchuiwei。

yeqiuchendezhangziyechangyuncishizhengshouzaichuangqian,tadeqiziliusupeitongzaiyipang。

“die,beichengzuojunzhongshenhua,youzheyizunzhimingdedarenwuyijinglaidaoshangjiangshile,tingshuotayouzheshengsirenroubaigudeshenqiyishu,woyijingrangrenquqingzheiweiyizunle,zhiyaotanengdaolai,nidebingjiuyouzhile。”yechangyunyilianrenzhendikaikou。

yeqiuchentangzaichuangshangyidongbudong,yemeizhengkaiyanjing。

zheishihouzhanzaiyipangdeshenchuanbaidagua,zaishangjiangshiyouzhehendaweiwangdewangdafuguanchaleyeqiuchenyixia,kaikoushuo:“laoyeziyijinghunguoqule,kanyangzi,pashichengbuzhule。”

tingdaozheihua,yechangyunheyipangdeliusuyanshenzhongdoushanguoyimoxingfen。

shenhoubushaoyejiarenyedouyilunqilai。

“bushishuolaoyezimeile,zanmenjiunengfenjiachanleme?ganshenmehaizhaoneigeyizuna?”

“nixiaoshengdian,changyunneibuguoshiguyigenlaozishuode,qishitagenbenmeizhao,suirantaxiwanglaoyeziganjinzou,danshibiaomianshangdegongfuhaishiyaozuogoude。”

wenhuaneirenshunjianlingwu,dishengxiaolexiaozhihoubianbuzaishuohua。

zheishihouyechangyunjilewangdafuyigeyanshen,wangdafuhuiyi,duizhezhongrenshuo:“laoyeziyijingxianruhunmi,tadeshengmingtizhengyijingjiangdaozuidi,jiusuanshishenxianyewulihuitian。”

“wojianyizhijiejianglaoyezideyangqiguanbadiao,zheiyanghainengrangtashufuxielikai,fouzeyezhishilangfeishijian。”

zheishihouyechangyunzhanleqilai,zhuanshenduizhongrenshuo:“zhuwei,woganggangdedaoxiaoxi,yizunzanshichoubukaishen,suoyimeibanfaguolaijilaoyezizhibing。”

“shenglaobingsi,benjiushirenzhichangqing,kanlai,womenjintianshizhudingyaosongzoulaoyezile。”

“ruoshinimenmeiyouyijian,wobiananwangdafushuode,baxiayangqiguan,ranglaoyezizoudeshufuxie。”

zhongrendoushidiantou,meiyouyigezhanchulaifanduide。

yechangyunjianzhuang,zhuanshenlaidaoyeqiuchengenqian,shenchushou,dasuanjiangtadeyangqiguanjibaxialai。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yidaonuleibandeshengyinxiangqi,basuoyourendoujiheleyitiao,yechangyundeshouyeshihedeganjinsuolehuilai。

“nizhaodoumeiyouzhaoguowo,woheshishuoguozijichoubukaishenle?!”