第2章 你们都有病

yiqunbiaoxingdahanweizaixiaoyueningzhouwei,kaishiyanjiu“tongjing”daodishishenme,baxiaoyueningxiudemanliantonghong,henbudechouchudaoaigekanle。

cizheng,benbushishenmelebudededabing,meigeyuedouyaolaishangyici,ruojingxinxiuyang,biankebuzhieryu。

danxiaoyueningbijingshiheiyingzhaidadangjia,yueshiguanggushi,dakouchiroudakouhejiuyeshichangyoudeshi。

jiuerjiuzhi,xiaobingchengji,suishuobuhuiweijixingming,dantongqilaiqueshizhemodesiquhuolai。

“都让开!”

yexianzhidaozijipaobule,suoxingfanqidaoerxingzhi。

coudaoxiaoyueningmianqian,jichuyimorumuchunfengbandeweixiao:“dangjiade,wobangninqiaoqiao。”

zheirenchuwuhaidexiaorong,kanzaixiaoyueningyanli,quewochuozhiji。

kanzheyexianmaomaozaozaodexianzhushouchaozijishenlai。

xiaoyueningyoujiyouqi,pinjingzuihouyidianliqijiaohedao:“doulengzheganshenme,bazhei**dengtuzikanle,xiuyaorangtapengwo!”

zhouzaoshanfeiningmeidengyan,sishiyaobayexianshengtunhuoboyiban。

yexianxinlihuangdeyipi,biaomianquewenrulaogou:“zhiyouwonengjiunimendangjiade,nimenruguofeiyaoduiwoxiashou,yewusuowei,fanzhengyishiliangming。”

heiyingzhai**yanjingdengdelaoda,zhenjingdejihushisheng:“yishiliangming?”

yexianliezhedazui,shayouqishidao:“nimendangjiadeyijingtongjingchengji,zhiyaofazuoqilai,jiushiyaomingdedashi。”

yexianguyibashitaiwangyanzhongleshuo,fanzhengtamenyoubudongxunyiwenyao。

shenmeyidebuyide,gubushangle。

xiaoyueningsuixinyoubugan,kexiaofushizaishijiaotongnanai,genbenmeiliqilihuiyexian。

zaizhongrenzhushixia,yexianliangzhishouzhangyonglimoca,zhidaozhangxinfarefatang,yibawuzaixiaoyueningpingtanxinidexiaofushang。

揉啊揉……

xiaoyueningshenweishilibaxianglingrenwenfengsangdandemuyecha,heshishourenruciqingboguo?

henbudejiangyexiansuishiwanduan,keshi……

真的很舒服……

xiaoyueningjinsuodemeitou,zhujianshenzhankailai。

yexiandeshouzhang,fangfoyongyoumoliyiban,suoguozhichu,zhenzhabandejutongdeyihuanjie。

xiaoyueningxinlizhenzhenfandigu。

想不到。

yanqiande**dengtuzi,juranhaiyouzheidengshouduan。

yizhanchashijianguohou,yexianrangxiaoyueningfangeshen,kaishiqingqingchuijihouyao。

fenbie**xuehai、sanyinjiao、taichongdengxuewei。

yifancaozuoxialai,shoushangguozuleyin,danyexianyeyijingleidemantoudahan。

zhouweideshanfeidayandengxiaoyan,yifuhuojianleguidebiaoqing。

gangcaixiaoyueninghaitengdesiquhuolai,mianrushaikang,cishilianseyijinghuifuhongrun,jinsuodemeitouyewanquanshuzhankailai。

“神医啊!”

yigecaohanzirenbuzhudashenggantanqilai。

xiaoyueningganjuexiaofuyijingjidahuanjie,bianxiaoliannuhong,yibajiangyexiantuikai,jiaoshenghechidao:“duoshi!bieshuozheidianxiaoteng,jibianshidaokanfuduo,benzhaizhuyehaobuzaiyi。”

maguima,xiaoyueningyanshenqueshanguoyimoyiyangzhise。

且不说这厮的医术。

bianshi**dexinishoufa,jiubuxiangchuanshuozhongsiyijiantanvrende**ezei。

xiangdaocichu,xiaoyueningbuyoulianjiaweihong。

呸!

ququxiaoenxiaohui,zennengmengbishuangyan?

yexianlianmangchenredatie,taitoutingxiongdao:“dangjiade!kefouraowoyitiaogouming?”

萧月凝翻了下白眼。

ruciguangmingzhengdadeyaoweiqilian。

yebuzhidaozheijiahuodelianpidaodiyouduohou。

“benzhaizhuyebushienjiangchoubaozhibei,kanzainibangbenzhaizhuhuanjietengtongdefenershang,jiububikanchengrenzhile,lairenna,shangzheisiyigetongkuai。”

**!最毒妇人心!

早知道疼死你算了!

yexianyegubushangneimeduo,simadanghuomayi,saoleyiyanzhouweixiongsheneshadeshanfei:“nimendouyoubing!”

yigemanlianluosaihuzidebiaohanshanfei,naozhelianzi:“chouxiaozi,wokannishizhaosi!”

yexianzhijieyizhineishanfei:“nisuitipoqiangzhuang,danshenxingpiaohu,youqishigangcaiqishendeshihou,shentimingxianhuangleyixia。nishibushiyeyejingxing,hunshendahan?zheidoushiqixushenkuidebiaoxian。”

dahuzishanfeilaolianyihong,xinxudao:“ni……nicaishenkui,laozigangmengzheni!”

yexianyouyizhipangbiandedaobalian:“niqixiwenluan,wanshangshuijuebishihanshengrulei,haibanyoubixizhengzhuang,huituranbuchuanqi,xiangshisileyiban,haobantiancainenghuanguolai。”

budengdaobalianfanyingguolai,pangbiandejigeshanfeidiantourudaosuan。

“zhende!zheijiahuochuanzhechuanzhejiuturanmeidongjingle,hedewomenhaiyiweizheisicusile。”

daobalianyilianzhenjing:“a?haiyouzheishi?wozenmebuzhidao?”

yexianyikanjiangchangzizhenzhule,suoxingyibuzuoerbuxiu,jiangxianchangsuoyoushanfeiquandoudianleyibian,meibingyenengjitamenzhaochudianbinglai。

哗啦啦……

shanfeiguichengyipian,chaozhexiaoyueningketouaihao:“dangjiade,yeshenyibunengshaa!”

xiaoyueningxinlizhenzhenjiujie,kanyangzizheiyexianqueshidongdeyishu,erzhaizilizhenghaoquegejiyi。

keshijiuzheimefangleta,shizaishuobuguoqu。

sihushikanchulexiaoyueningdechiyi,heiyingzhai**lianmangchuyantixing:“dangjiade,shengwangzuijinshentiyouyang,bururangzheisishishi?”

ciyanyichu,xiaoyueningzuihoudeyilvyedaxiaole,dangjixialing:“jiangzheisidaihuishanzhai,ruonengzhihaoshengwangdeeji,bianliutayitiaogouming,ruruoburan,jiudizhengfa!”

meidengyexianfanyingguolai,jigedahanbianjiangtasaijinmadaili。

“kao!haizhenshitufeia……”

yiludianbo,dengbeirengchulaideshihou,yexianyijingshenchuyijianjianloudefangzili。

应该是柴房。

xiaoyueningzhanzaimenkou,jugaolinxia,yilianbiyi:“nianfenxie,biexiangzhetao,jirannengzhuaniyici,biannengzhuaniliangci!”

“hengheng,haha,nierrenjiangzheisiyanjiakanguan,ruoshichulechazi,benzhaizhujuebuqingrao。”

哼哼哈哈?

yexianbenlaihaiyouxieqifenhekongju,jieguotingdaozheimingzi,chadiandangchangxiaochulai。

zheimingziqideshibushiliaocaolexie?

mingweihenghengdeshougaonanzi,danxiguidi,yilianyansudao:“dangjiadefangxin,zheisiruogantaopao,xiaodebianshangtayidao!”

pangbianpangchengqiu,lianshangdaizhezilaixiaodenanren,doudongzhefeishuodeshenqu,feilehaodaliqicaiguixia,gangyaokaikou,xiaoyueningyijingzhuanshenerqu,zhihaoyiliangangadinaolenaonaodai。

haoburongyiduoguoyijiedeyexian,tanruanzaichaihuoduishang,kaishijiandandiguanchaqizhouweiqingkuang。