第一章我要休妻
“guye，suanshiwomenqiuninle，ninyaoxunsi，zhaogemeirendedifang，tiaohe，gewan，fududouxing，danshiqianwanbiesizaizheili，lianleiwomena！”
“guye，ninshangdiaozheishi，womenbaozhengshoukouruping，ninyeqianwanbuyaochuanchuqu，zanmenjiudangshenmeshi，doumeiyoufashengguo，ninxianzaihaohaoxiuxi，womenxianzoule，jizhuqianwanbuyaozaixunsia！”
fangjiannei，jimingyongrenliansecangbai，muzhongmanshihoupazhise，jiuzaiganggang，tamendefeiwuguye，juranshangdiaozisha，haihaofaxiandejishi，burandehua，tamenjigejueduichibuledouzhezou。
zheixierenbuzhidaodeshi，tamendeguye，zaojiugepile，xianzaitangzaichuangshangderen，yongyouzhelingwaiyigerendelinghun。
“姑爷，上吊？”
qinyutangzaichuangshang，muguangyouxiehuansan，naohaikongdangdangyipian。
他这是穿越了？
erqie，haishichuanshuozhizhongdehunchuan？
naohaizhizhongdejiyi，kaishironghe，qinyushunjianwunaile。
zheishentidezhuren，deyouduofeiwua？
suiranguiweiyejiadenvxu，bu，zhunquedeshuoshizhuixu，keshizaizheiyejia，jiulianputongdeyongrendounenggouqifuyixia，caishangliangjiao。
dangzhenshihuodewonang，yitiaogoudoubitayouzunyan。
zheibu，zhongyurenshoubuzhu，shangdiaozishale。
qinyudouyoudianqiaobushangzheiqianzhurendexingge，zhendeshitaiwonang，taifeiwule，nanguaijiulianyongrendounenggouqifu。
huanchengshita，zhijieshuaishangliangbazhang。
conglaizhiyoutaqifubierendefen，nanengrangbierenqizaitatoushanglashia！
“万气归宗诀！”
qinyumuzhongduoleyisiqidai。
tazhisuoyihunchuan，wanquanshiyinweizaiwanyikuanfengmiquanshijiedexianxiayouxi，dangshitazaidaboss，baochulezheitaogongfa，xingfendetashouwuzudao，yincichudian。
meixiangdao，zheitaoyouxilidegongfa，jurangentayiqihunchuanle。
zheiwanquanshiyaojueqidejiezoua！
wanqiguizongjue，kexinashijiansuoyouqiweijiyong，nuqi，yuanqi，liqi，siqi，shiqi，guiqi，shaqi，lingqi......suoyouqi，dounenggouxishoulianhua。
erzheiwanqiguizongjueyigongfenweijiuceng。
qinyugenjuronghezhihoudejiyidezhi，zheishiyigelingqifusudeshijie，wuzhe，zhanzailejinzitadezuidingduan，yongyoujidadequanli。
yiquanyongyouqianjinzhili，fangkechengwei，xingyaowuzhe。
yibanrendoujiaoxingjiwuzhe。
shilidengjihuafenyizhiliuxing。
xingyaozhishang，naishishuoyuewuzhe，zaiwangshangshijiaoyangwuzhe。
xingyao，shuoyue，jiaoyang，yijingshirenleimuqianzuiqiangdele，zaishangqujiushidazongshi。
wuzherenzheng，zuidiyijideyijinghennan，shenzhiyoujianxiwuzhe。
“zheijushentijuranjileileneimeduodeyuanqi，nuqi，haiyouliqi。”
qinyushijixingfen，yougandaobeiai！
zheideshouleduoshaodeweiqu，cainenggoujileineimeduodeyuanqi，nuqi，haiyouliqia！
不过，以后不会了！
qinyupobujidaidexiangyaoliyongzheixieqixixiulian，tanenggouganshoudao，yidanxiulian，limajiunenggoutupo《wanqiguizongjue》diyiceng，anzhaoliliangdengjihuafen，shilixiangdangyujiaoyangwuzhe。
diyicengjiuyijingneimekongbu，yaoshixiuliandaodierceng，qibushikeyibinidazongshi，chengweizheigeshijiedezuiqiangzhe？
jiuzaizheishi，yiminglaozhejicongcongdezoulejinlai：“guye，laileguike，laoyejiaoniguoquyiqijiedai。”
laozheshiyejiadeguanjia，jinlaizhihou，lianzhengyandoubukanqinyuyiyan，shuohuadekouqiwanquanbuxiangshilaichuanhuade，gengxiangshilaiminglingqinyude。
“zhidaole，wodengdengjiuqu。”
qinyuhenbushuangdehuidadao。
tadasuanxiulianwanlezaishuo，keshizheiguanjiabuganle，yanpiyitai，lengshengdao：“guye，haodadejiazi，mobushiyaoranglaoyedengni？”
qinyuzhoumei，yemeiyouzaiduoshuoshenme，buqingyuandegenzaiguanjiahoumian，yiqiqianwangketing。
keshitaxindiliquehuyiqilai。
事出异常必有妖啊！
tasuiranshiyejiadeshangmennvxu，keshirenheyanhuia，jiuxia，yejiaconglaibudaitachumian，shengpadiuren，wanquanshijiangtadangkongqia！
jinrijiranlaileguike，zenmehuijiaotachuquyiqijiedai？
这事，绝对不正常。
yidaoketing，qinyujiukandaolezijidelaozhangrenyejiushiyejiadexianrenjiazhu
xiong，zhengzaigenyigeyizhehualidegongzige，liaodezhenghuan，rangtagengjiachayideshi，yejiadeqiyuzhangbei，yedouxishudaochang。
kanyangzi，zheinianqinggongzigezaiyejiarendexinmuzhongfenliangbuqinga！
qinyubeiguanjiadaiguolai，bingmeiyourengentadazhaohu，shenzhijiulianyizidoumeiyouanpaiyige，jiurangtagulinglingdezhanzhe，qiyurendoushiyifulisuodangrandeyangzi。
zhiyouneigongzigeyanjiaoyuguangdaliangleqinyuyifan，muzhongdaizhenongnongdebuxie。
guoleyihuier，yewanxiongfangfozheicaifaxianqinyuyiyang，lenghengleyisheng，shuodao：“qinyu，haibukuaijianguowangshao。”
qinyuhanleyisheng，wangshengjienileqinyuyiyan，muzhongdaizhenongnongdebuxie，jingenzhe，tabaoquandao：“yebofu，qishizheiyiciwoguolai，shishangmentiqinde。”
“提亲？”
yewanxiongyanshenyiliang，wangshengjielaizishengchengwangjia，shilipangda，wangjialaozugengshiliuxingwuzhe，youchuanyan，mashangjiuyaotupo，chengweishuoyuewuzhe，yejiayaoshinenggoupanshangzheimeyigeqinqi，bidinggengshangyicenglou！
erqie，zheiwangshengjiebenshenyeshiqingniancaijun，nianjiqingqingjiuyijingshiyixingwuzhe，qiantubukexianliang。
bujinjinshiyewanxiong，qiyuyejiazhangbei，yeshiyigegepengranxindong，zhuomozhe，wangshengjiekanzhongleshibushizijiaguinv，ruguoshi，neijiuzhendeshiyibudengtianle。
“wangshaokanzhongwoyejianver，neishiwoyejiadefuqi，nenggougenwangjialianyin，woyejiaqiuzhibudea！”yewanxiongdaxiaodao：“jiushibuzhi，wangshaokanzhongdeshishei？”
wangshengjiexiaoerbuyu，daleyigexiangzhi，zhanzaitashenhoudejiapu，limanachuyigexiaobenzi，qingleqingsangzi，dashengshuodao：“zheishiwowangjiajinimenyejiadepinli，xianjinbaqianbabaibashibawan，dianpusanjia，bieshuyidong，paocheyiliang，waijia......”
shuodaozheili，zheijiapuguyilalezhangyin，jingenzheyongquanshendeliqihanlechulai：“pojingdanyimei！”
“什么，破镜丹！”
yewanxiongjinghuyisheng，muzhongluchuzhiredeguangmang，qiyuyejiazhangbei，yishiruci，huxidoubiandejicuqilai。
shenmexianjin，dianpu，bieshu，paochede，zheixiegenbenbuzhideyiti。
yejiazaihaichengshi，yeshifuguizhijia，buqueqian。
keshizheipojingdan，bushiyouqianjiunenggoudedaode。
yimeipojingdan，keyibaifenzhibaideshiyimingjianxiwuzhetupochengweiyixingwuzhe。
yejiazidi，jianxiwuzhebushao，keshangwuyirentupo，chengweixingyaowuzhe，zaiguanfanglingquxunzhang。
youwuzhedejiazu，genmeiyouwuzhedejiazu，neishitianchadibie。
wangshengjiekandaoyewanxiongdengrenneizhenhandemoyang，zuijiaogouqiyimohudu，yanmoushenchuquetouzheyimobuxie。
yiqunmeijianguoshimianderen，yimeipojingdanjiugaoxingchengzheiyang。
yaobushilaozufenfu，tacaibuhuilaihaichengshizheipodifang，laizheishenmesuoweideyejiatiqin。
bijing，xiangyaogentawangjialianyindeshijiaduolequle，zheiyejiasuanshenme？
xiangguixiang，wangshengjielianshangquesihaomeiyouxianluchulai，fanerxiaohehedishuodao：“yebofu，duiwowangjiadepinli，kehaimanyi？”
“manyi，dangranmanyi，jiushibuzhidao，shengjienikanzhonglewoyejiadenageguniangle？”
yewanxionglianliandiantou，xinlixingfenbuyi，zheiwangjiabukuishishengchengdedajiazu，chushoujiushidafanga！
cishidetahenbudelijijiangyejiadenver，songdaowangshengjiedeshoushang。
wangshengjiedandandetuchusangezi：“yeqingxuan！”
“shenme，qingxuan！”yewanxiongjinghu。
“怎么会是清璇！”
yejiaqiyuzhangbei，mianmianxiangkui。
qinyuxinzhongyishijinghuyisheng，liansebiandenankanzhiji，xindishenchugengshishengqiyigunuhuo。
zheishishangmenlaiwaqiangjiaole。
“怎么，有问题？”
“shengjienikenengyousuobuzhi，xiaonvqingxuanyijingchenghun。”yewanxiongtanxiyisheng，kanxiangqinyudemuguang，xiandeyufayane，yejiadeqiyuzhangbei，yishiruci。
yimeipojingdana，haiyougenwangjiadelianyina，jiubeiqinyuzheixiaozijiaohunle。
wuta，yinweiqinyujiushiyeqingxuandelaogong。
“zheidian，wobingbujieyi，jiehunlilebianshi。”
cihuayichu，yewanxiongzaicizhenjing，tawanwanmeiyouxiangdao，wangshengjiejuranzaojiuzhidaole，erqiehaibujieyi，tagangcaihaiyiwei，zheimenqinshihuangleni！
qiyuyejiazhangbei，yedoushitongyangdexiangfa，suoyourendemuguang，douluozaileqinyudeshenshang。
tamenshibabuderangyeqingxuangenqinyulihun，haojiaruwangjia，youdaoshi，yirendedaojiquanshengtian，yidanyeqingxuanchenglewangjiaxifu，tamenyejiadediwei，ziranyeshishuizhangchuangao，tamenyegenzhezhanguanga！
xiangdaozheili，yewanxiongchaoqinyukaikoudao：“qinyu，nigangcaiyetingdaole，wangshaokanzhongleqingxuan，qingxuannenggoujiaruwangjia，neishitajibeizixiulaidefuqi，nini，mingtianjiuqugenqingxuanlihun，fangxin，woyejiahuijiniyidianbuchangde，zugourangnizheibeiziyishiwuyou。”
“nimenjiuzheimepobujidaidexiangyaomainver？”
qinyunujifanxiao，yejiarendezuilian，haizhenshichoulou。
“大胆！”
“放肆！”
“zenmegenjiazhushuohuade，haibuguixiaxiezui！”
yejiazhangbei，yigegeborandanu，meixiangdao，pingriliyishengbuhangdeqinyu，jurangandingzui，haichaofengtamenyejiamainver。
dangranle，tamenjiushizaimai。
keyoudaoshi，kanpobushuopo，niqinyuququyigezhuixu，yegandayejiadelian，jianzhijiushizhaosi。
“签了！”
wangshengjiezoudaoqinyudemianqian，jiangyizhanglihunxieyishu，paizailezhuozishang。
qinyutongkongshousuo，jiulianxieyishudouzhunbeihaole，zheiwangshengjieshiyoubeierlaia！
yejiaqiyuren，yeshimudengkoudai，meixiangdao，wangshengjiezhunbeiderucichongfen，zheibaimingleshizaojiudiaochaguolea！
dangranle，duiyutamenlaishuo，wusuoweide。
zhiyaonenggoupanshangwangjia，liangjialianyin，neijiuzugoule。
erqie，wangshengjiezhunbeideyuechongfen，neijiuyuezhengmingduiyeqingxuanzhizaibidea，zheimenqinshituotuode。
“buxiangsi，jiujiwoqianle。”
wangshengjiedeshengyin，yourucongjiuyouchuanlai，binglengcigu，jingenzhe，tahaowuzhengzhaodejuqiyoushou，zhijieqiazheqinyudebozi，jiangtazhenggerenlingkongtileqilai。
tadeyoushou，manmanlejin，yuqibuqingbuzhongdishuodao：“qianle，raoniyitiaogouming，woyaoshani，jiugencaisiyizhimayiyiyangjiandan，nibushuang，bufuyemeiyong，woshiyixingwuzhe，shaniyigeputongren，dingduoyejiujiaodianfakuan，zheijiushiwuzhedetequan。”
yewanxiongdengren，yigegemobuzuosheng，jiudangmeiyoukandaoyiyang。
zhiyuqiuqing，bucunzaide。
tamenkebuxiangyinweiqinyu，redewangshengjiebukuai。
erqie，wangshengjieshuole，qianlelihunxieyishu，jiuhuiraoqinyuyitiaogouming。
yaoshibuqian，zudangtamenyejiafeihuangtengda，neijiushisiyouyugu，tamenbabudewangshengjienongsiqinyuni！
“haoyigeyejia，haoyigewangshengjie。”
qinyuxinzhongnuyishengteng，muzhongranshaozhehuoyan，tanenggouganshoudao，wangshengjieshizhendexiangyaonongsita。
duifangzhiyaozaishaoshaoyongli，jiunenggouqiaduantadebozi。
cishideqinyu，julisiwangzhiyouyibuzhiyao。
taxiayishidekaishilianhua，zheishentiduonianyilaicunchudeyuanqi，nuqi，shaqi，liqi，shunjianxiuchenglewanqiguizongjuediyiceng。
zheiyike，tafangfoyongyoulehuitianmiedideliliang。
“噗！”
wangshengjieturanouchuyikouxianxue，yizhiqiazheqinyudeshouyeshiyisong，tadeliansecangbai，muguangdoubiandedaizhiqilai。
“王少！”
“少爷！”
yewanxiongdengren，douluchujinghaizhise，wanquanbuzhidaofashengleshenmeshiqing，zheiwangshengjiegangganghaiyiqifengfadeyaonongsiqinyu，zenmezhuanyanjiukoupenxianxue，daodibuqile。
qiyurenbuzhidao，danshiqinyuquefeichangqingchu，tagangcaituposhunjianxingchengdeqichang，bieshuowangshengjieyigeyixingwuzhe，jiusuanshiliangxing，sanxingwuzhekaodeneimejin，yehuibeitajinongdetuxue，biandeshenzhibuqing。
yewanxiongkuaibushangqian，xiangyaochakanwangshengjiedeqingkuang，quebeiwangshengjiedeshouxia，yibatuikai：“gunkai，biepengwomenjiashaoye，yewanxiong，womenshaoyeyaoshizainimenyejiachushi，nimenjiudengzhechengshouwangjiadenuhuo，zhunbeimiezuba！”shuowan，wangjiaderenxunsudaizhezuilibuduanyixue，kanqilaiyanyanyixidewangshengjielikai，jiangrensongwangyiyuan。
yewanxiongchedimengbile，zheijianzhijiushiwuwangzhizaia！
renqunzhong，yourenwendao：“zhei，zheiliangjiadeqinshizenmeban？”
neikeshiyimeipojingdana！
“doushenmeshihoule，nimenhaixiangzhepojingdanni？”yewanxiongrenbuzhubaoleyijucukou：“meitingdaowangjiaderenshuole，wangshengjieyaoshiyougeyiwai，zanmenzhenggeyejiadoudepeizang。”
“kezheiguanwomenyejiashenmeshia？tahaoduanduandetuxue，youbushiwomendeyuangu。”
“nimendenaozi，doujigouchilema？”yewanxiongyaoyaqiechidishuodao：“nimenrenwei，wangjiaderenhuitingwomenjieshima？wangshengjiezaiwomenyejiachushi，womenshuobuguanwomendeshiqing，jiukeyipieqingma？”
cihuayichu，zaichangdeyejiazhongren，liansenankandaolejizhi，henkuaijiuyourenjiangmiaotouzhixiangleqinyu，zhizhetadebizimadao：“qinyu，jiushinizheigefeiwu，kendingshinijiangwangshaoqide，nishuoshuoni，gangcaiyaoshijiangxieyijilaolaoshishideqianle，haihuiyouzheimeduoshima？
niyiqian，wangshaoyigaoxing，kenengshenmeshiqingdoumeiyoule。”
“nibujinjinfangaiwomenyejiafeihuangtengda，gengshixiangyaojiangwomenyejiaxianruwanjiebufuzhidia，qinyu，nihaodudexina！womenyejia，jiusuanshiyangtiaogou，doubiyangniqiang。”
“bucuo，yangtiaogoudouhaizhidaokanmenni！”
“nizhidaowangjiashishenmeyangdecunzaima？wangjiazaishengcheng，neikeshipangrandawu，wangjialaozugengshijijiangtuposhuoyuedeqiangzhe，chuikouqidounenggounongsini......”
yejiayiganrendeng，quanbudoujianghuoqi，sazaileqinyudetoushang。
qinyunujifanxiao，tibizaixieyishushangqianshanglezijidemingzi，lenghedao：“jizhu，jintianshiwoqinyuzhudongjiechu，wokanbushangnimenyejia，woyaoxiuqi。”
yejiaderenhaizhendangtashiyiqian，renrenqiling，xiurudeqinyuma？
简直可笑至极！
jiuzaizheishi，yidaonuheshengxiangqi：“wobutongyi，zheihun，nibunengli！”