“yinweiqishiwoburenshiganggangjiweilaoshishuodeneigexiaoyun。
suoyi,juwosuozhi,muqianwomenlongguodeletan,xinyidaideren,chulewoyouzheizhongchanggong,lingwaiyinggaijiuzhiyouzhoushengzheimelihaile。
所以,我猜周生!”
huachengyuyibianshuozhe,yibianjiujiangzijidexiezibanfanleguolai。
xiezibanshang,xiedezhengshi“zhou”zi。
lingyibian,huachengyudeshengyinyiluoxia,jinxinmashangjiufanqileyigebaiyan。
eryinengjingzheibian,tayitingdaohuachengyushuochu“zhousheng”zheigemingzi,yeshilijifuhedao:
“woyecaitashizhousheng!”tayejiangzijidexiezibanzhuanleguolai。
“haoba,suiranwocaidebushizhousheng,danshiwohaixiangzaitingnichangyishouge。
suoyi,woyecainishizhousheng!”wuqixianshuodao。
tayitingdaozijipangbiandelianggerendoucaizhousheng,jiulianmangzaizijidexiezibanshangyidunluanca,zuihouyejiangzijidedaangaichengle“zhousheng”。
“haha!neiwoyecaizhoushenghaole!
xiayici,xiwangnihaikeyijiwodailaijingxi。”
suizhejinxinyeliangchuzijidexieziban,dixiadeguanzhongjiukaishigaoshenghuhanleqilai。
“蒙面小粉猪!”
“蒙面小粉猪!”
……
jiandaoyouzheimeduoguanzhongzhichiziji,xiaoyunyouweiweiwanleyixiayao。
“ganxiedajiadezhichi!”tayouzhongdishuodao。
danjiuzaizheishi,tadeneige【juxingxitong】turandanchulelianggexiaoxiaodetishidanchuang。
【gongxisuzhumeilidengjitisheng!】
【gongxisuzhuchenggongjiesuojineng:shengledashi!】
erhou,taxitongmianbanshangdexinxiyesuizhichuxianlebianhua——
【姓名:肖云】
【meilidengji:1ji(0.12%)】
【技能:】
【shengledashi:renheyishouge,zhiyaozhidaogepu,jiunengjiangqiwanmeiyanchangchulai。】
“???,zheimelihai?zhiyaohuodemeilizhijiunenghuodejineng?
erqie,zheijineng,zheixiaoguo……
suoyi,woyihoudoubuyongzailianxishenglele?”
xiaoyunyikandaozijixinhuodedezheigejineng,shunjianjiuliangyanfaguang。
yaozhidao,qianshitakeshisimingliancailianchuzheiyidianchanggongde。
erqie,gengkongbudeshi,zheimeilidengjikanqilaihaijiqirongyitisheng。
jiuxiangganggang,jiuzheimeduanduanyishougedeshijian,tajiucongfujindudemeilishengdaole1ji。
“zhishibuzhidaohoumiandejinenghaihuibuhuizheimeqiangda。”xiaoyunananxiangzhe。
erhou,yipangdewangxuedongjiujieguolehuaqu。
“haode,zaiciganxiewomendemengmianxiaofenzhu。
ranhou,womensiweijiabinlaoshicaidedoushizhousheng!
neimexianzaijiujinruwomenzuizuijidongrenxindejiemianshike!”
zheici,wangxuedongdehuayishuowan,zhenggewutaijiushunjianweiweianlexiaqu!
erhou,tayouchaozhexiaoyunzheibiandishengshuodao:
“xiaofenzhulaoshi,zheibian,qinggenwomendetongshizou!”
tachaozhexiaoyunzuochuleyigeqingdedongzuo,shiyihouzhezoudaowutaibianyigeliangzheguangdedifang。
neilicishizhengzhanzheyigedaizhehongkuangyanjingdenvhai。
xiaoyundianlediantou,ranhoujiugenzhezhishizouleguoqu。
“xiaofenzhulaoshininhao,jiexialaininjiugenwozouba!”nvhaiweiweiwanleyixiayaoshuodao。
erhou,tajiudaizhexiaoyunkuaisudiraoleyigebanquan,laidaolewutaihoumianneilianggekaizhemendediantiqian。
zheishi,xiaoyunyoutingdaoleqianmianwutaiwangxuedongdeshengyin。
“haole,geweiguanzhong,nixianzaishoukandeshiyannandianshitai,daxingzhibozhenrenxiu《mengmianyinleren》jiemu。
xianzai,womendezuihouyiweimengmianyinlerenmengmianxiaofenzhuyijingbiaoyanjieshu。
womenxianchangdesiweijiabinlaoshidoucaizheigeyinlerenshizhousheng。”
wangxuedongzheihuayishuowan,neinvhaijiugenxiaoyunshuodao:
“laoshi,ruguoninshizhousheng,jiuqingnijinquzuobianzheiyijiadianti,tashiwangshangzoude,shangmianyijingyouhuazhuangdelaoshizaidengzhele。
ruguoninbushidehua,jiujinquyoubianzheiyijiaba,xiamianyinggaihuiyougenninduijiededaoyananpaidebaomuchede!”
nvhaiyinweihaipachucuo,suoyizaixiaoyunzoujinyoubianneijiadiantideshihou,tayoujieliantixingleliangci,shuoruguotashizhousheng,jiuyaoquzuobian。
buguo,xiaoyunjiuzhishichaotadianlediantou,biaoshizijibushizhousheng。
yinweixialewutaihou,tajiubabianyinqihaijilenvhai,suoyixianzaitabutaishiheshuohua。
ernvhaizheibian,yinweizhidaozheixiemengmianyinlerendoushizhihezijidedaoyanduijie,suoyikandaoxiaoyundiantouhou,tayezhishiweiweidixiaoleyixia。
“neixiaofenzhulaoshi,ninmanzou。ganxienindejingcaiyanchu!”
nvhaihuabi,biananxialediantidekongzhianniu。
meiguoduojiu,xiaoyunjiuxiadaoleyannandianshitaijididefuyicengtingchechang。
tacongdiantilichulaideshihou,guorankandaoleyiliangpenzhe“mengmianyinleren”ziyangdebaomuche。
cheshangdejiashizuoshangzhengyouyigezaidazhekeshuidezhongniansiji。
xiaoyunjianzhuang,mashangjiujingtileqilai。
talianmangzhaixiamianju,nongluanzijidetoufa,ranhoujiangzijidebaisexizhuangfanguolaichuanshang。
shide,jirantayijingzhidaoneihanfeiyuxiangyaopuguangzijideshenfen,neitakendingbuhuiquzuoduifangjizijizhunbeidebaomuche。
tazhidao,zhiyaotayitianmeibeichenggongjiemian,tajiukeyijixucanjiazheigejiemu,lingdaoduiyingdetonggaofei。
erqie,dangxia《mengmianyinleren》zheigejiemu,haijiyoukenengshitahuidaoyulequandeyicijuejiajihui。
xiaoyunzaijiangzijidemianjuzangjinyifulihou,jiuzoudaoledixiatingchechangdelingyigekeyongdiantili。
erzheishi,hanfeiyugangqiaocongxunxinliaotianruanjianlibatonggaofeijixiaoyunzhuanleguolai。
tongshitahaifulaileyijuhua:
“haoxiongdi,xinkulea!”
xiaoyunjianzhuang,zhishiyaozhetouxiaolexiao,ranhouyehenkeqidihuileyiju:
“谢了啊,兄弟!”
shide,jiranduifanghaibuzhidaozijiyijingluchuhuliweiba,neixiaoyunziranhuigenduifangyizhiyandaodi。
zaihuifuwanhanfeiyudexinxihou,xiaoyunyouyuleyihui,jiubotongledianhuabuliyigejiaozuomoshuderendedianhua。
guoran,duifangyijietongdianhua,jiuchaotapaolaileyiju:
“xiaoyun,zenme?xiangchiyulema?”
“不,不是。”
xiaoyunjibianyijingnaobulehenduocizheihuayu,dantingdaodeshihoutahaishijuedeyoudianshendehuang。
“moshu,wozhishixiangwenyixia,niyoumeiyoukonglaijieyixiawo,wozaiyannandongluzheibian。”
“zheiyoushenmemeiyoushijiande,dengwowufenzhong。”
……
yucitongshi,《mengmianyinleren》dewutaishang,wangxuedonghaizaishuzhejiemiandedaojishi。
“……5……2,1。kaimen!”
suizhetadehuayinluoxia,wutaishangfangdeheisedamenyixiajiudalekai。
keshi,menneicishizhishiheiyayadeyidapian,liangeguiyingdoumeiyou。
“aiya!haoyihan,kanlaiwomendemengmianxiaofenzhubingbushizhoushenga!
lai,womenhuachengyulaoshiyoushenmexiangshuode!”wangxuedongshuodao。
ranhou,tajiuzuochuleyigeshoushi,shiyiwutaiduimiandehuachengyushuohua。
zhishi,xianzaidehuachengyuyijingshiyifuwanquanshayandeshenqing。
tabanzhangzhezui,yanjingzhigougoudidingzhewutaishangfangneigedakaizhedemen,zhenggerenkanzhejiuxiangshibeishenmedongxifushenleyiyang。
haoyihuiguohou,tacaicongjingyazhonghuiguoleshen。