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bierendoushichuanyuechengedunvpeinixi，wozhijiechuanyuechengnvewennvzhu，dangnanzhuxiangyaogewodeshenjiubailianhua。
wolikecongyifulitaochuyida，goubugou？bugoujiushuo？
edupoporenyidama，wodiaozhetadejiafafeiben，woziyoule！
wochuanzheyixiheisedelianyiqun，chanraozhewodexianyao，fangfoyitiaotieshendeshe。
xinzhongdehenyixiangyaobawobifeng，neishiyuanzhude。
wochuanchenglenvewennvzhu，cishiwozhengzaibeinanzhubaiyueguangxujiaxiaowumietuixialoudeqianjimiao。
woyiyanjiukanchuletayanzhongdesanfenbuxieyifenjimou，haiyouliufenjimoudechengdejixiao。
jiuzaixujiaxiaojijiangdiexialoutide0.01miao，woxunsubaoqita，jinjinfuzhuloutidefushou，ranhouxianghuatiyiyangshunshixiahua。
［xu，buyaozheimebuxiaoxin，wohuixintengde。］
zaikongzhongdeneiyishunjian，wodeshetoudingzhechigen，younidechaotawink，meiyounvrennengdikangdeleqipaoyin。
xujiaxiaoyuele，tadeweilideoutuwupensazaiwodeshenshang，ranhouwojianjiao，yinandepaxingzaikongzhongtiaoyuefeiwu，fangunzhejiangoutuwushuaidesijian。
zaixujiaxiaojingedemuguangzhong，wojiangmanshiwuzideyifusaijinlenvewenfumochendezuili。
［nimenbushiaijiewenma？kuailaikuailai，niyaodiyishijianjiezhu！］
woshuowanzheijuhua，jiujuedezijizhenteniangexin。
keshi，zheizhongqingjiebixuzheiyangfazhana！buranzenmetuxianzhananjiannvdeshenqingni
zhouweiturananjingdeguofen，lianhuxishengsihudoutingbujianle。
但我并不在意。
xujiaxiaoyijingbeiheshale，erfumochenyijingyundaozaidi。
meiyongdedongxi，haimeiyounvrenkanghe，zheizhongnanrensheiaiyaosheiyao。
我正得意时。
“pa”yishengcuixiang，wobeidamengquanle。
kanzhebuzhiheshilaidexiarenhefumochendediaomanma。
［niganqifuxiaoxiaoshishi！］
wowuzhuzijibeidahongdebanbianlian，jiaoruodishoujiaobingyongpashangletamadetouding，hangchiyikoujiubatamadejiafadiaozou。
都不是什么好东西！
renjibaigexiarenzhuigan，wodouruliequanyibanbenpao，cishiwoganjuedaoleziyou。
benpaozhongbuliaozongcaijingranturanyilianmengxinglai，wobeitadegangtienaodaibanleyijiao，haihaowomeichuangaogenxie，burancishilaitaiyoubeitiyundezongcaidejiubushiyishengle。
woweiweizhouqimeitou，zuijiaoniuquzhe，jiuchayidianjiugongxibinyiguanyewu+1。
beibandaozhihou，wozaikongzhonglailegesanlianzhuan，zuilidiaozhedejiafazaikongzhongpiaoyangxuanzhuan，xiangjilewonongmidehuzi。
wobaolulewozhenshideshenfen，qishiwoshiyigedamahou，chuixionghoujiao，taijiaotiaoshanglouti。
danbeifumochenbandaohou，chengduideheiyirenwangwoshenshangpa，chenggongduochulewozuilidejiukuaijiubaoyoujiafa，erwoyezaitamenjiyadangzhongshiquyishi。