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duifanghenyouyuanqideshuodao。
“兄弟，你当真？”
“woqinshenshijian，hainengyoujia？wobaozhengnizhiyaozuoxia，neijiushishu，wanquanbuzhidaoyingzizenmexie！”
“si...zheijianzhi...shenhuqijia！”
“？？？”
shenshenme？shenhuqiji！？
你小子文盲吧？
zheizhongshinengyongshenhuqijixingrongde？
fenmingjiushi，shendouexin！
“xiongdi，zheimeshuo，nibuwanleshiba？”
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yigexiaoshinei，kuangshusanwaner？
这多棒啊！
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霉运位？
不不不。
zheishixingyunwei！caiyunwei！qifeiwei！！
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“......”
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疯了吧！
你小子管这叫稳？
zheiwanquanjiushipofuchenzhoudedafaa！
还特么活不活了？
“xiongdi，nikezhenxinga，haishinihuidu，jianzhiyidiantuiludoubujizijiliu。”
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没办法。
sheirangzijijijiangchengweizhenfuhaoni？
xiaoshuo《zhiboaochengwanpai，wozhenmeixiangyinga！》di3zhangshidujieshu。