父愁者联盟微信群。
jiazhuangxian：“weiweiwei，laotongxuemen，zuijinyouchenjiudexiaoxima？”
jiboduan：“banzhang，zheinikedequwenzanmendeerhaobanhualiuruyanla，tabushiliuruyandegouma？”
duziteng：“zezeze～bukuishiruyandadia，duanweibushiyibandegao，bachenjiudiaochengqiaozuibushuo，gengshibataxichengleqiongguangdan。”
shilezhi：“hahaha……chenjiuzhei**weiletianliuruyanhaojinqianwanjiachan，jieguoquelianrenjiakuchazishaweierdoumeiwendao，xiaosidiele。”
jiboduan：“banzhang，niganmaturanguanxinzheigoudongxia？”
jiazhuangxian：“woguanxinta？tapeime？”
jiazhuangxian：“zanmendeshouxibanhuaningqingbushihuiguolema？taxiangzhelaotongxueyiqijuju，queyoulianxibushangchenjiu，baituowobangmangwenwen。”
duziteng：“neinizhijiewenzhoufengxianbei，tabushigengoudongxideguanxihaoma？”
zhoufengxian：“yiqianjiugehaodeshihou，nimenshangganzidedanggoubajie，jiugenanimendangpengyou，yemeishaobangnimen，xianzaijiugebuxingle，nimenjiuzheifuzuilian？”
zhoufengxian：“yiqunweilishitudeshiliyan，luojingxiashidetiaoliangxiaochou，wangenfuyidebaiyanerlang，pei～laozixiuyuyunimenweiwu！”
（zhoufengxiantuichulequnliao）
……
xiaohaoqianfuzaiqunlidechenjiu，momokanzhetamendeliaotianneirong，zuijiaoyangqiyimodandandejixiao。
suoranwuweidiliaoxiashouji，zoujinxishoujian，zhanzaijingziqian。
“He～Tui～”
chenjiuehenhendituchuyikounongtan。
“exin，**exin，niyajiushiyitiaoyouyanzhongshounveqingxiangdesitiangou。”
“feiyangyangjianlenidoudejinidigenyan，pei～”
“huogainiyadebeirenjifengchaoxiao，huogaibeirenwannongyuguzhangzhijian，huogainizhongpanqinli，huogailuodebeirenmiekoudeqicanxiachang。”
numajian，chenjiudelianshangnanyanfennuhebiyizhise。
madaojidongchu，gengshituomohengfei。
ertazhizhebizipokoudamadeduixiang，zhengshijingzizhongdeziji。
bu，zhunquedeshuo，yinggaishizheijushentideyuanzhurencaidui。
yinweitabujinjinshichuanyueerlai，haishizhongshengergui。
shuolaiyeshililegedapu，yiwaihunchuandaopingxingshijiedeta，haimeilaidejiduokanxinshijieliangyan。
下一秒，
yiliangmudexingxiangdangmingquede“shikong”huochebianxiangtajichierlai。
ranergengfeiyisuosideshi，zheiyizhuang，bujinmeirangtachedigoudai，fanerhailiqidirangtazhongshenghuidaoleshentiyuanzhudeshinianqian。
zhenglironghewansanfenjiyideta，keweishifennuhewuyudaolejidian。
“nanguaigangchuanyuejiuyouzhongshenghuishinianqianni，jiuniyazheicaodanyouwonangdetiangourensheng，buffbudiemandoutamabutaihaozhengjiu。”
“buguo，jiranrujinwobazhanlenideroushen，jichenglenideliangshijiyi，neijiufangxinjiaojiwoba。”
“nidebeijuwolaigaixie，niduiqinmeidekuiqianwolaibuchang，nideqindiewolaizhao……”
chenjiuzhigougoudidingzhejingzhongdeziji，luchuzixinqiemirendeweixiao。
shenshoumolemojimoshengyoushuxidemiankong，poweimanyididianlediantou。
“nixiaozi，zheifupinangdaoshishengdejihao。”
“mianruguanyu、jianmeixingmu、longzhangfengzi、qiyuxuanang……doukuaiganshangpingmuqiandeduzhelaoyemenle。”
“nishuoshuoni，mingmingyongyouruanfanyingchidexionghouziben，keniyahaohaoderenbuzuo，feidequshounvedangtiangou，zhenshigoujiande。”
chenjiuwuyudiyaotoutanxiyishengzhihou，zouchulexishoujian。
taiyansixiadaliang，wangzhejianloubukan，chongchizhemeiweidepochuzuwu，taxinlidunshiduiqianshendebiyihebumanyoujiashenlejifen。
mingmingjichenglelaobadeqianwanzichan，queyingshengshengdibeifengweinvshendeliuruyanjixideqingjiadangchan。
renjiaxianzaidaoshikaigongsizhuhaozhaizuohaoche，zaifanguanziji，quezhinengquansuozaiyinanpojiudechuzuwuligouyancanchuan。
chenjiuyuexiangyuejuedecaodan，zhentaniangdeshibilegoule！
“砰～砰砰～”
yizhenjicuqiecubaodeqiaomenshengzhouranxiangqi。
“laodi，jiezhidaonizaiwuli，ganjinkaimen。”
“bieyiweiduozhejiunenghunongguoqu，jinernibixujijieyigezhunxiner。”
tingdaomenwaichuanlaixionghunqiecuguangdepoluosheng，shunjianyishidaoshenmedechenjiu，liansedouranjubian，xinligengshimengdigedengyixia。
**～**～wanduzila！
wuloupianfenglianyeyu，pashalaisha。
zajiubeibaozupojiduwulileni？
zenmeban？zaixiandeng，tingjide。
jidezhidazhuandeta，huangzhangdisichuchoulechou，faxiangenbenduowukeduo，taowuketao。
lvezuochiyihou，tayaoleyaoya，guqileyongqi。
suixinyoudakongju，danhaishiyingzhetoupihuanhuanshangqian，momocengcengdidakailefangmen。
顿时，
yizhangmanshihengrou，napanongzhuangyanmoyewanquanzhegaibuzhumimimamaquebandedabinglianyingruyanlian。
rutongyizuoxiaoshanyibandebaozupo，jiangfangmendudesiside。
yitouduanjuanfadeta，chuanzhekuansongfeidadebuqun，jiaocairenzituo，zuilidiaozhebanjiexiangyan，zuoshoulinzheyidachuanyaochi。
“niyiweiniduoqilaijiuzhaobudaonilema？meiyouyongde……”
chenjiubuganzairangtashuoxiaqu，buranguoyefeidoudezhengchulai。
lianmangdaduandao：“jie，wokebushiguyiduozheni。”
“zhishizuijinba，shoutouqueshibutaikuanyu。”
“ninkanfangzu，nengbunengjiwozaiduokuanxianliangtiana？”
yikaozaimenkuangshangdebaozupo，sixiaofeixiaodidingzheta，yanlimanshishenbujiandideyuwang。
zhijiantabajiyikouxiangyan，huanhuandijiangyanwuyilvyilvtuxiangchenjiudelianshang。
shuqilianggenfeiduandeshouzhi，xiaoyiyingyingdishuodao：“lianggexuanze。”
“yaomemashangjieqingfangzu，yaomenijiuguaiguaiconglejie。”
“niyezhidaojiebuchaqian，erqiezheiliyekuaichaiqianle。”
“ruoshinigenlejie，jiemeigeyuejiniwuwankuaidelinghua，zaipeitaofangpeiliangche，zenmeyang？”
shuohuadeshihou，tademuguangyizhisisiluozaichenjiudeshenshang，bucengnuodongfenhao。
ertakanchenjiudeyanshen，jiuhaosizaishenshixinshangliewuyiban。
jijuqinlvexinghezhanyouyu，wanquanshi**luode，genbenbudaibandianyanshiheyinzang。
huabi，tatianletianfeihoudedahongchun，yifuhenbudebachenjiujishengtunledehulangmoyang。
chenjiuganjuetiandoutale，yizhenzhenehangengshixijuanquanshen。
renbuzhudalegelengzhandetongshi，jipigedayediaoluoyidi。
laoshishuo，taduichiruanfanzheixiangjishuhuoer，wanquanmeiyourenhepianjianhedichu。
kuangqie，baozupojichudetiaojianyejueduisuandeshangyouwo。
danshi，mianduiliangbaiduojindebaozupo，chenjiubudebuqurudichengrenzijishigenuofu。
他害怕啊。
tapazijidexiaoshenbanerhuibeizheizuoroushanjiyi**zuoduan。
erqie，qiaobaozuporujisikedehulangxiang，tianzhidaotadechixianghuiyouduocubaoduokuangye？
wanyitazaiyoudianerzhurucabianqiu、huoyanshan、shengyizhileidexp，nei……
嘶～
chenjiudaoxiyikouliangqi，xiangxiangdoujingkongbuyi。
suirangangsiqiudehuayushiyinrenyufugui，tayequeshishibutaixiangnuli，haitinge，danzaizenmeyang，yebuzhiyujibuzeshiba？
bieshuotachenjiudingbuzhurucikongbudebaozupo，jiusuanshizhonganzuzhihucaodahualaile，yejueduidingbuzhu。
jiantadizhetoubushuohua，baozuposhenchushouzhi，dongzuoqingfudigouqitadexiaba，tiaoqitadelian。
pinpinggankaidao：“zezeze～zheimeyouliangdepinzhong，ganmafeiyaoqudangwangluoqigaia？”
“paotoulumian、aogengshouyebushuo，haizhuanbulejigeqianer，nizaoneizuigansha？”
“guaiguaidangjiedexiaolanggou，chihebuchou，buhaoma？”
tashuohuadetongshi，shizhihaiguacengmosuozhechenjiudeliandaner。
chenjiuhuangmangwozhutasaoraokaiyoudeshou，qiangrenzhefanweidetongku，shituzuozhezuihoudezhengzha。
“jie，nizaijiwoliangtianshijian，jiuliangtian，rongwokaolvkaolvxingma？”
yifenqiannandaoyingxionghan，suoyouderuanruohetuirang，douyuanyudiqibuzu。
zongranchenjiuxianzaiyouyishentongtiandebenling，kedangqianyewukenaihe。
zhinengxianshichuhuanbingzhiji，zanqiewenzhurulangsihudebaozupo，zaicongzhangjiyi。
tabushibuxiangyingqi，kenaiheshizaishinangzhongxiuse。
renzaiwuyanxia，budebuditou。
dazhangfunengqunengshen，gaifangdizitaideshihou，qianwanbiechongyingqi、shuaxingge，fouze，xianshihuihenhenjinishangyike。
ruoshixianzaitaganzhizhebaozupodebizi，dashenghanchu“sanshinianhedong，sanshinianhexi，moqishaonianqiong”zheijuhua，xinbuxintalimajiudebeisaodichumen，juanpugaigundan？
baozupoliezuiyixiao，luchumankoudedahuangya。
huoxutayezhidaobunengbitaijin，chenyinpiankehou，fangcaiguzuoweinandishuodao：“nei，xingba，jiejiuzaijinidianershijian。”
“laodinishicongmingren，jiexiangxinniyinggaizhidaoruhexuanze。”
“nikeqianwanbuyaogufujiejiedeyipianchixinyo，xiaoyuanjia～”
huoxutazirenweiyijingchidinglechenjiuba，suoyiwanquanbudanxinliewunengtaotuozijidemozhua。
linzouqian，tahaipaomeiyananshidiaoxidao：“xiang‘tong’lejiuzaodianjijiedadianhuayo，jiejie‘jiadao’huanying！”
dafazoubaozupohou，chenjiulianmangjinbifangmen，shengpatazaishagehuimaqiang。
“hu～wonima！”pailepaijiusuanheyunnanbaiyaoyemibubulechuangshangdexiaoxinling，zongsuanshisongleyikouqi。
“叮咚～”
haibudengtafupingchuangshang，weixintishiyinjiuturanxiangqi。
chenjiucongkudoulitaochushouji。
dangtadiankaiweixinkandaoxiaoxishi，tadeyanjingmengranyining，shunxijianbengfachuyoulengcigudehanmang。
ruyan：“wojidenizhiqianshuoguo，nibajiniliuleyizhibaohe，duiba？”
ruyan：“nixianzailikemashangbabaohejiwosongguolai，woyaole！”
ruyan：“xianniershifenzhongzhineisongdao，buran，yihouyouduoyuanjiujiwogunduoyuan，biezhiwangwozaidalini。”
“ha？”kandaojielianfalaidexiaoxi，chenjiuqixiaole。
bukuishiweimianenvruyandadia，haizhenshiyirujiwangdehenduhetanlan。
raoshizijiyijingluodeqingjiadangchandedibu，tajingranhaibukenfangguo。
haiwangtuxiganzijizuihouyidixue，zhaganzijizuihouyisiliyongjiazhi。
erqie，tadeyuqitaiduyeyiranshineibanxiaozhangkuangwang、lizhiqizhuang、yizhiqishi。
zaitadeyanli，chenjiulianzuobeitaidezigedoumeiyou，fenmingjiuzhishiyitiaobeihulaihequdehabagou。
ranerraoshiruci，qianshenqueyijiuganzhiruyi。
congshizhizhongdouguanchezhe“nvshennvewoqianbaibian，wodainvshenruchulian”deyuanze。
“sihu～sihu～”yilianshenhuxishuci，tacaimianqiangyazhizhuchongshangmennongsi**dechongdong。
qianshi，youzheyanzhongshounveqingxiangdeqianshen，keyishuohaobuyouyudijiubabaohesongjileliuruyan。
keliuruyanzaidedaobaohezhihou，bieshuodalita，fanerhailaheishanchuletadesuoyoulianxifangshi。
shenzhigengshijuejuedibanlilemodou，zhixianglitayuanyuande。
erzaicizhihou，liuruyandezhiboshiyejiufangfoyourushenzhuyiban。
meiyourenhezhengzhaodezhijiechongtianerqi，fuyaozhishangjiuwanli。
zaiduanduanshuyuedeshijianli，tajiuyibajuequanwangdegaishizhizi，dengshangledouyinyijiedebaozuo。
ertazheiyizuo，jiushizhengzhengshinian。
qijian，buguanshiduoniubidezhubo，buguanshiduohaohengdegonghui，buguanshiduoqiangdadeziben，genbenhandongbulefenhaotadediwei。
tiangouqianshenyuanyiweiyijingtianchadibiedetamen，buhuizaiyourenhejiaoji。
kemeixiangdao，zaishinianhoudedouyinniandushengdianshang，liangrenquejianmianle。
chenjiushiyi【douyinniandudiquwangzuozhengbasaiqiansanqiangzhubo】deshenfen，shouyaocanjiadeshengdian。
erliuruyanqueshiyi【douyinyijie】、【chanlianshijiezhushenzhizhanguanjun】、yiji【douyinxingxiangdashi】he【gudong】dezunguishenfen，chuxiliangxiang。
jubaguachuanwen，tabujinyongyouchaohuxiangxiangdejingrencaifu，qibeihouhaiyinzangyoutaotiandequanshibeijing。
chenjiuyizhiyiweibandaojingchengdeta，dingranshipanshanglenagenlebudedegaozhier，cainengzoudaorucikewangerbukejidegaodu。
keqiliaodangwanzuijiudeliuruyan，jingranguishishenchadizhaodaota，gentadaoxie，ganxietazengsongdebaohe。
chenjiubuzhidaotadaodishijiuhoushiyan，haishiguyixianbaixuanyao，yihuozheshisharenzhuxin……
dantaquechedimingbaileliuruyanfuyaozhishangdezhenzhengyuanyin。
tashituzhuiwenliuruyanbaohelijiujingshishenme，ranerliuruyanquezaoyizuidebushengrenshi。
diertian，xinyoubugandetajiudadianhuazhahuliuruyan，qitutaochuzhenxiang。
ranermeixiangdao，tadezheitongdianhuaquechenglecuimingfu。
suirankansishiyichangchehuoyiwai，dantazhidaozheijiushiyichangmousha，erqiejueduigenliuruyanneige**tuobuleganxi。
zhishitabumingbai，weishenmeliuruyanhuixinhenshouladaorucidibu？
baohelidedongxizhenjiuzheimezhongyao，zheimejianbudeguangma？