意外！
chule‘zhongyuanchanwang’zhiwai，juranhaizhenyouqitarenyepaixialeyijianmojinfu。
nandaoshi‘zhongyuanchanwang’dekuangshualiwuyinqiliandaixiaoyingle？
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haishishuoyourenguyiezuoju，dasuanpaixiazhihouzaishenqingtuikuan？
chenyibaikanleyixiazheiweimaijiadegerenzhuye，zheigebushisimizhanghaole。
bujinbushisimizhanghao，erqiehaishiyigeguanfangrenzheng，youzheliangbaiduowanfenside‘wanghong’。
【guanfangrenzhengxinxi：lingangshiwenwubaohujukaoguzhuanjia，xinhuadaxuekaoguxikezuojiaoshou，xxxxx……wanghaichuan】
我勒个骚肛。
chenyibaijingdai，zheiweimaijiajuranhaishiyiweikaogujiedakazhuanjia！
guoranhaishizhuanjiashihuoa！
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jingdaideyebuzhishichenyibai。
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【quanweikaoguzhuanjiadouzaimai，zheizhubobuhuizhendeyoudiandongxiba？】
【@kaoguwanghaichuan，wangzhuanjiazheimojinfuzhendeyouyongma？ninshuojuhua，wolimayemaiyige。】
【@kaoguwanghaichuan，wangjiaoshou，woshinindetiefen，tingshuoqilongshansuidaogongchengzaishanliwachuleyizuogumu，zenmemeijianninfazuopina，xianzaikaogujinzhandaonaerle？】
yishijian，zhibojianliwanghaichuanchenglegewangyoureyidehuatihejiaodian。
【kaoguwanghaichuanguanzhuleni】
【kaoguwanghaichuanlikailezhibojian】
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jizhibojiandechiguaqunzhongliuxiayigedadademengbi。
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【haishiyouqiandedayeduoa！】
【lubiandeshiyoumeiyourenchiwobuzhidao，danzheiwanyierhaizhendeyourenmaia！】
yucitongshi，lingangshi，wenwubaohuju。
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“wozheisuanbusuanshiyoubingluantouyi？”
wanghaichuandakoudechouzheyan，kanzheshoujishangdexiaofeiduanxinbuyoudezichaoqilai。
砰砰砰！
turanzheishimenwaiyourenqiaomen，bingqiegenzhechuanlaiyishengyueerdenvsheng：“wanglaoshi，ninzaima？”
“进来！”
wanghaichuandanledanyanhui，suikouyingshengdao。
bangongshidemenbeituikai，yiweishenchuanbaichenshandapeizhelanseniuzikudenvrendabuzoulejinlai，zheigenvrenzhangdehenpiaoliang，buguoershisansisui，dazhangtuixiaomanyao，shencaiyunchengfengman，liuzheyitouduanfa，yanmoumingliang，daizheyiguzisashuang。
tajiaoyangqingyun，shikaoguxuezhuanyeshuoshi，wanghaichuanzuideyidexueshengzhiyi。
“qingyun，qishanneibianyouxiaoxilema？”
yangqingyungangyijinlai，wanghaichuanlimajiulianseyansu，pobujidaideganjinwenleyiju。
“laoshi，dierzhisoujiuduiyeshilianle……”
yangqingyunzhouzhemeitou，biaoqingjinzhangdeshuodao。
“a！soujiuduiyeshilianle？”
wanghaichuanyitingsoujiuduiyeshilianle，xiayishidejing‘a’leyisheng，jiazheyandeshouzhiyidou，chadianyi**meizuowen。
zheishiqingkejiuzhendenaodalea！
jiuzaibangeyueqian，lingangshijingneideqishankaizaogaotiesuidao，dungoujigangzaiqishanneibudatongleyiban，yiwaifaxianqishanneibudeyougejudadeshantidongxue，bingqiedongxueyourengongkaizaodehenji，henxiangshiyichuzaishanneikaizaodegumu，bingqiekanguigehaishiyizuobudelededamu。
youyushiguanzhongda，suidaogongchenglinshitinggong。
dangdiwenwubaohujushoumingwanghaichuandanrenzheicikaogudezongzhihui。
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kequemeixiangdao，zheishibarenzuchengdekaoguduizaijinquhoumeiduojiujiushilianle。
shijianjingdongleshiju，youguanbumenganjinzuzhileyizhiershirenzuchengdezuizhuanyedesoujiuduiqianqujiuren。
kejieguoquechenglehuluwajiuyeye，zuizhuanyedesoujiuduizaijinqushibagexiaoshihou，yegenzheshilianle！
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zuiguanjiandeshidajinqulezheimeduoren，haidoubuzhidaogumulishishenmeqingkuang。
weiyidekeyongxinxi，yejiushidiyipikaoguduichuanlaideyizhangpaishedexianchangzhaopian。
zhaopianhaipaidehenmohu，mianqiangzhinengkanqingshikezaishandongshibishangdeyigeyuanxingtuan。
wanghaichuansuiranshizhuanyedekaogujiaoshou，yishijianyekanbudongzheishishenmetuan，jiuxiangzhezaiwangshangzhaoyixiaziliao，jieguokandaochenyibaizaizhibo，dazhemojinxiaoweideshenfen，xianchang**mojinfu，ranhoujiuguishishenchademaileyige。
铃铃铃……
zheishibangongzhuoshangdezuojidianhuaxiangle。
wanghaichuanyitingzheidianhua**，jiuzhidaokendingbushishenmehaoshier，jiuxiangshicuimingguideshengyinyiyang，xinlizhiyouxiegandaokongju。
kemeibanfa，dianhuahaishiyaojie。
jieguodianhuahou，limianchuanlaijiligualadeshengyin，wanghaichuantingleyezhinenglianxushuozhe：“shishishi……haohaohao……”
dianhuaguaduanhou，wanghaichuandeyizhangliannankandefabai。
yangqingyunjianzhuang，ganjinxiaoxinyiyidewendao：“laoshi，shenmeshier？”
wanghaichuanshenshendechouleyikouyan，youzhongzhongbayantouchuomie：“shishijudalaide，rangwowubiyizhouzhineibaqishangumudiaochaqingchu，zheijianshinengbujingdongguoanju，jiujinliangbuyaojingdongtamen，ruguonengshunliwancheng，gonglaosuanwomende，xianqianshiliandeliangzhiduiwudeshieryenengjinkenengyaxiaqu……”
shuodaozheier，wanghaichuanyoudunleyixia，jixushuodao：“ruguoyizhouzhineizaimeimeimu，zheijianshijingdongleguoanju，suoyouderendouyaobeichufen，tiqiantuixiu……”
yizhouzhineidiaochaqingchu，zheiduiyuwanghaichuanlaishuo，jianzhiwanquanmeikenenga。
bangongshideqifenbiandegewainingzhong。
yiweishiquanweidekaogujiaoshou，yiweishihouqizhixiudekaoguxueshuoshi，rujinmianduiyizuoshenmidegumuqueshushouwuce。
yaoshishenmaizaidixiadegumu，buguanzaidixiamaideyouduoshendounengzhijielaige‘dajieding’，kezheiqueshiyishankaizaodegumu，jinquyizhishilianyizhi，zongbunengbazhengzuoshanjibaleba？
“qingyun，nixiangxinzheigeshijieshangzhendeyoumojinxiaoweima？”
turan，wanghaichuanlengbudingdekanzheyangqingyunwenleyiju。
“啊？”
yangqingyunjingaleyisheng，youdianmeitingdongwanghaichuanzheituranlengbudingdeyijuhuashishenmeyisi。
“jiushisanguoshiqicaocaozhuanshedemojinxiaowei，《guichuideng》xiaoshuoli，huaichuaiyishendaomujuejidemojinxiaowei……”
yibianshuozhehua，wanghaichuanzhongxinyongdiannaodakaidoulezhibo，dianji【wodeguanzhu】
【直播已结束】
陈一白已经下播了。
“laoshi，ningaibuhuishixiangxinwangluozhuboba？”
kanzhewanghaichuandakaiwangluozhubo，yangqingyunhaoxiangfanyingguolaiwanghaichuangangcaishuodehuashishenmeyisi，dunshiyilianchayi。
neixiewangluozhubodoushixieshenmerena！
jiusuanshiyalizaida，neiyebunengxiangxintamena！
xiazhaizangluandechuzuwunei。
chenyibaidingzhediannaopingmu，kanleyixiagangcaizhibodequanbushuju。
zhibozongshizhang3gexiaoshi，guankanzongrenshu：12545，zuigaozaixianrenshu：289，guanzhu：5264。
zhibozongshouyi：28452。
qudiaopingtaikoudeyiban，daoshouyiwansi！
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shufua，diyicikaibojiuzhuanleliuwanduokuaiqiandaoshou，erqiehaishizaijihulingfensijichudeqingkuangxia。
zheizhuanqiandesudu，youqingsongyouanquan，haiqudaogemaodemua！
guandiaodiannao，chuquchigexiaoshaokaokaolaoyixiaziji，yaojipingxiaopijiu，duodianjifenyaozi。
zheigeshentixuyaocongtoudaoweidehaohaodebuyixia。
chiwanfanhou，chenyibaiyouhuiqumeimeideshuileyijue。
ciriqingchenyidazao，chenyibaijiubeiwaimianyizhenjicudeqiaomenshengraoxing。
该死！
“sheia！daqingzaoderaorenqingmeng！”
chenyibaichuanzhekucha，zuilimamalieliedeguoqukaimen。
menkouzhanzheliangweijingcha，henyansu。
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“chenxiansheng，womenshijiedaopaichusuominjing，womenhuaiyinigenyiqidaomuanyouguan，qinglijichuanshangyifu，huiqugenwomenxiezhudiaocha！”
qizhongyimingjiaozuoqiujingdenvjingguanxiangchenyibailiangchulejingguanzheng，youxiayishimiaoleyiyanchenyibaixiashenchuanzhedehongkucha。
chenyibai：“daomuan？？？？”