“zhubochuidezheimeniu，youbenshibaf22jiagedaxialaia。”
“daxialai，womenjiumai。youduoshaomaiduoshao!”
wangyangkanzhezhibojianshuapingdedanmu，biaoqingwunai。
zuoweiyimingrenqidaihuozhubo，tajingchangyongliuliangqugenpinpaifangtanjiage，rangshangpinjiagebiqitajiadoudi。
danzheicizhibo，daliangheifenyongruzhibojian。
erzheitiaodanmuyebeibushaotongyangshiheifendewangyoukanjian，fenfenyanjingyiliang，genzhefachudanmu。
“duiaduia！zhubonizheimeniu，qudayidazhandoujidejiagea！”
“zhubo，woxiangmaiyijiaf22，mafanniqubangwotanyixiajiagebei！”
“hahahazhubo，woyexiangmaiyijiaf22feizhewan！”
“我也是！”
“……”
黑粉们刷着弹幕。
王阳有几百万粉丝。
kanbuguantaderen，ziranyeyoubushao。
zheijiushisuoweidezhongkounandiao。
duizheixieheifenlaishuo，jihudoushibaozherangwangyangganga，nanyixiataidexiangfa！
yinwei，f22bushiputongdedongxi，wangyanggenbenjiubanbudao！
zhenaifenmenkandaozheixiedanmu，kaishifadanmufanji。
“**nalaidezheimeduoguer？paodaoyanggezheililaishihuai！”
“e……yumeidewenyiju，f22shishenme？henlihaima？”
“feihua！tashidangjinzonghexingnengzuijiadezhandouji，nishuolibulihai？”
“zheibangguerrangyanggequtanzheigejiage，zheizhongshiqingzenmekenengzuodao？”
“……”
大量弹幕划过屏幕。
doushizhenfensimenzaiduiguerheifen。
mianduiheifendeyinyangguaiqigentiaoxin，wangyangzhijiewushi。
zaizhibozheigexingyenei，liuliangweiwang，youliuliangjiuyouxiaoshoue。
erliuliangjibendoubeixiangshiwangyangzheiyangdetoubuzhubobachizhe，yizhiyuyixiexiaozhubojiuhennanyouchutouzhiri。
weiyidebanfa，jiushigandiaodazhubo，rangliuliangliuxiangqitaren。
genzheibangzhiyeheifenjiuchanxiaquyemeishenmeyiyi，buguangdanwuzijizhibo，hairongyidaozhifensiliushi。
zhengdangtazhunbeijichangkongxiadaminglingdeshihou，erbianqueturanxiangqiyidaokonglingdeshengyin。
叮！
【kejijianlouxitongbangdingchenggong。】
【benxitonghuijiancequanqiukechushoudekejichanpin，buxianyuzuozhanwuqi，feijihangmuqiantingdengshebei。】
【suzhumeijianlouyijiankejichanpin，doujianghuodecikuanchanpindexiufutuzhi。
jiangchanpinxiufuhaozhihou，suzhubiankejiangqishoumaichuqu，meicichenggongshoumaisuzhudoujianghuodesuijijiangli。】
【xitongzidongjiansuowangluoxinxifaxian，miguoyiweijiaoyueer·mijiasideshangren，bangzhumiguoshoumailiangjiabaofeidef22，suzhukeqianwanggoumai。】
【muqianzheiliangjiazhandoujidesuoyoujingmilingjian，yijipeijiandouyibeichaichu，zhishengkongqiao。】
【suzhugoumaixialai，xitongjiangtigongxiufutuzhi，daijiangliangjiazhandoujixiufuwanbi，suzhubiankeduiwaishoumai。】
王阳又是精神一震。
zheihaizhenshikeshuilelaizhentou。
“guaibudenengchushou，yuanlaizhishengxiakongqiaole。”wangyangxindao。
raoshiruci，zheiduiyuwangyanglaishuoyeshigebaobei。
zhiyaobazheiliangjiakongqiaof22maihuilai，tajiunengtongguoxitongtigongdetuzhijinxingxiufu，dengdaoxiufuwanzhihou，jiunengdazhuanyibi！
tabingmeiyouguoduojiujiexitongdewenti，ershizhuanerjiangmuguangwangxianglezhibojian，shenzihouyang，henshicongrongdeshuodao：
“nimenganggangshuo，zhiyaowonengbaf22zhandoujidejiagejidaxialai，nimenyouduoshaoyaoduoshao？”
【meicuo，niyouduoshaowoyaoduoshao，dangran，baofeidekongqiaozikendingbuyao，yaowanzhengde，nengkaide，yongyujunshizuozhandeneizhong。】
【haojiahuo，yanggenifengle？genzheixieheifenjiaoshenmezhena，zhijiebatamentichuqujiudele。】
【shia，jiuzheizhongren，nijiusuanzhendebaf22zhandoujikaidaotamenmianqian，tamenyejueduibukenengmaide，zheijiuyiwangluopenzieryi。】
【sheishuowomaibuqide？zhubo，zhiyaonigannonglai，wojueduimai！】
zhibojiandexiaozhulijiangliangliang，liantongchangkongyezaicikehuangleshen。
tamennengmingxianganjuedaowangyanghaoxianghuanlegerenyiyang，ruguoshizhiqianfashengzheiyangdeshiqing，wangyangkendingbuhuigenzheixieheifenjijiao，suibianyingfujijujiutichuqu，jixuzhibole。
kezheici，tamennengmingxianganjuedaowangyangyouxiejiaozhenle。
“haode，gewei，xiacizhibowodaihuof22！”