“haoxiangshide，jushuoailisishilaobanerzidelaopo…”
“wc！neiailisiqibushianzonglaopo？kaqiushamamaya！”
yaobushuogaoshouzaiminjian，dingzheyigenichengshangwangderen，beichengweiwannengdewangyou。
……
siyananqishikandaolezhibojiandedanmu，danmeizuozhengmianhuiying。
chiwanzaofan，tadaizheguinvyujuzugongzuorenyuan，yiqihaohaodangdangbenfudabachang：
“jiarenmen，shaohouworangkaqiushajidajiabiaoyanyige‘qingkongdanjia’，ang~”
wangyoumentingdaosiyanandehua，danmudoufeidewucaibanlanpoyouwenhua：
“wc！wotingdaoleshenme？qingkongdanjia？！”
“qingkongshenmededanjia？shouqiang？buqiang？jiatelin？”
“loushangyaobuyaozheimelipu？haijiatelin？tacaisansui，shouqiangdouwobuzhuba？”
“neimexiaoderoushoushouyinggaizuobudao，woersansuiwanjushouqiangdoudeliangzhishou。”
“dui，wojiasisuiyedeliangzhishou，meicizidanshangtangshoushangliliangdoubugou，haidetababangmang。”
“shuoshihua，napashishouqiang，houzuoliyehuihenda，kaqiushaxiaoxiaoyizhipashidingbuzhude。”
“nimenxiadanxingesha？jiranrenjiadoushuolekeyiqingkongdanjia，neikendingshimeiwenti。”
“duiya，tiaosandoutiaole，haichayigeqingkongdanjia？”
“neibuyiyang，daqiangbixukaolvhouzuoliwenti，xianyoudegeleiqiangxiedoumeiyoushiheertongshiyongde。”
“mohuangmohuang，yexujiushiyijuhuani？zhibudingshiwanjushouqiang。”
“hucheni？sansuixiaohaizenmedaqiang？guangshihouzuolidounengbatazhenshang！”
zhiyishengbujueyuer，sansuixiaonvhaiqingkongdanjia，zheshiguoyufanrenlei。
fuzedingzhezhibojiandegongzuorenyuan，ganjinbawentifanyingjidaoyan。
xuanlanzoujinsiyanan，juzheshoujizhilezhi，xiaoshengtixing：“anzong，kanyixiashouji。”
siyananjiletayigefangxindeyanshen，biaoshiyiqiejinzaizhangkongzhizhong。
……
zhongrenhaohaodangdanglaidaodabachang，yebushishateshuchangdi，jiushibiaozhundeyuanshixunlianchang——
dishangyipaifangyugongshi，dabaderenpazaiyantishangchongzheduimiandebazisheji。
mubiaobazijulibusuanyuan，muce25mideyangzi。
siyananlvxiantiaoxiachangpengyueyeche，zhizheyihaoxunlianjidijieshao：
“zheilishi25mishiwaibachang，neibianshi50mibachang，zuibianshangdeshi75mibachang，jujibachangbuzaizheiyiquyu，zuijinbufangbiankaifang。”
tadieyouguyongbinggongsi，fuzadixingdejujishouxunlianbachang，zheilijiuyouyige。
yejiushisiyanansuoshuode“zuijinbufangbiankaifang”，shizeyizhidoubuduiwaikaifang。
“kaqiusha？xiaoxingannizainali？”siyananchezhesangzizhaoguinv。
“ai——babawonaina！”
suizhezheijuchaodashengdexiaoyansangyaohe，jiujianyimofenseshenying“sou”yixiacongsiyanandegenqiancuanleguoqu。
？(⊙_⊙)?？ganggangshenmedongxifeiguoqule？
zhibojingtoulimazhuisuishangqu，jiujianchuanzhefendudupengpengqundekaqiushaxiaomimizhanzaileyantihou：
“hai~dajiahao！woshixiaozhanshikaqiushaya~”
danmuyouyicifengkuangqilai：
“maye！tahuailibaozheyiganminifenseak-47hahaha！”
“bushiba！bushiba！nandaobushiyibawanjuqiang？”
“wozaganjuexiangshizhende？kanshangqutingchendeyangzi…”
“nayoufensedeak，yikanjiushiwanjuqiang……”
“guantazhendejiade，woxihuan！”
“daxiaoguiziyaoshinengjiwofayibafensechongfengqiang，wotmchongfengxianzhenjueduidiyige！”
“ai，dui！woyechaoaifensedeqiang，buguoshibaleitedaju，haha！”
“woyaozise！dianduliuguangzi，hahaha~”
“nimenshibushidoufengle？neijiushigeertongwanjuqiang……”
danmushangweifeiwan，kaqiushayijingaojiaodiyangqiwanruyangzhiyubanyuanrunxiaoxiaba，pailepaiqiangshenjieshao：
“zheishiwoyeyeqinshoujiwocuodeak-47，bizhenzhengdeakqinghenduo，jiashangshidanxiayigong1.714㎏.”