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“mama,wozuoyeyijingxiewanle……xianzaiwomenyaoqushangyouhuakema?”

luxingranhaishuidemimihuhu,lengbudingtingjianerbianchuanlaiqieshengshengdetongyin。

zhengkaiyan,tabiankanjianyigeshenchuanbaisegongzhuqundexiaoguniangzhanzaimianqian,chengchedemouzidaizhepibei。

哈?

luxingranxiayishihuangusizhou,henchileyijing。

zheilimingxianbushitaneijianchulematongbulounanadouyoudianloudelaopoxiao,kuanchangdeketingzhuangxiudedidiaoyoushehua,shenxianeizhangzhenpishafazhigangengshirangtabantianhuibuguoshen。

这哪儿啊?

naozhonghuranchuanlaiyilianchuanmoshengdejiyi,nongqingxianzaideqingkuang,luxingranrenmale。

zenmeshuoni……tachuanshule,xianzaideshenfenshishuzhongnvewennvzhushenzhixiazaosideqinma。

yuanzhuhezhangfushuyushangyelianyin,ganqingbuduodanhaicouhe,dabanshengxiaxiaonvzhuzhihou,yuanzhudeshentijiumeikuangyuxia,zaiyebunengshengyu。

yushiyuanzhutingxinguimidehua,juedenvhaizizhangdaleyeshiyaojiarende,budandasuanlingyangyigeerzi,haifengkuangjiwa,dasuanbanverpeiyangchuwanmeideqizi,jixusongqulianyin。

zheijiwajideyehenlipu,xiaoguniangjinniangangmanbasui,zaixuexiaoyaoxueyingyufayuxibanyayuheliyiwudao,keyushijianchahuamashuhuihuagangqinxiaotiqin……

zongeryanzhi,zhiyaoxuebusi,jiuwangsilexue,shaoweiyoudianxiedai,yuanzhujiuduihaiziyangeguanjiao,lengshibahaiziyangdexinggedanxiaoqienuo,yidianbuhuifankang。

buchujinian,yuanzhubingsi,zhangfubenlaijiuyinweigongzuofanmangsangoushidaiwa,zheixiagengshizhijiebaxiaozhixiadiujilebaomudai,funvliangyiniandoujianbushangyici。

zairanhou,guainverjiubeishulidenanzhuguaipaole。

daomeinanzhushuodehaotingdianshibaozaoxiaoba,shuonantingdianjiushigezhangdehaixingdeguihuohuangmao。

pianpianshenzhixiaconglaimeiganshouguoai,huangmaosuibianjijuhuajiulunxian,zuihoubeihuangmaofanlaifuqudenve,jiachangongsiguilehuangmao,zijihaibeiwashenchouxue。

zhidaodeleaizhengwuyaokezhi,fajihoudesihuangmaocaiyishidaozijidezhenaishizhixia,fanranhuiwuzhuiqihuozangchang,diandaozhijiebazhixiadeguhuichile!

不是,这对吗?!

luxingrankanzheyanqianqieshengshengdexiaonaituanzi,anmayishengyuanzhugaisia!

zheihuiershizhouliuzaoshangqidian,dadongtiande,haiziyijingxiewanzuoyele,haidequhuahua?!

napashechudouyoushuangxiu,zheimezhetengyigebasuidexiaoguniang?!

ershenzhixiakanjiantabantianbushuohua,liansehaiyinqingbuding,haiyiweishijintianqiwanleredemamabugaoxing,xiayishidaoqian:“duibuqimama,womingtianhuizaodianqilai……”

luxingranyibajiangxiaogunianglaojinhuaili:“qushaa?tiandouhaimeiliang,zouzouzou,zanmenshuijuequ。”

沈知夏:?!

妈妈说什么?睡觉?

yinweichangnianbeiluxingranzhenshedeweiya,shenzhixiazhijuedemamashibeiqihunletou,shengyindouzaifadou:“mama,wozhendezhidaocuole,nibuyaobugaoxinghaobuhao?”

luxingranyouzaixinlibayuanzhumalebaibashibian,xianglexiangchenxialiankaikou:“zenmebutingmamahualeya,mamashuole,xianzainiyinggaihaohaoshuijue。”

“mamazixixiangguo,xiaohaizibushuijueshizhangbugaode,zhixiaxianzaizhengshizhangshentideshihouni,ruguoniyizhidoushigeaihuhudexiaodouding,neiduonankana!”

“suoyinideduoxuanfan,duoshuijue,airenruyanghua,daizairuyangzhu,mamaminglingnixianzaimashanghuibeiwoshuijue,bushuidaotaiyangshai**buzhunqichuang!”

shenzhixiajingdaile,meidengtahuiguoshen,luxingranyijingjiangtabaoqi,buyoufenshuozouxiangfangjian。

munvliangbuzhidaodeshi,ketinglidejiankongzhengqiaoranshanzhehongguang。

zhibojiannei,yiqunguanzhongzhengkanzheguanmenkaishihuhudashuideniangliangfengkuangwenhao。

【bushi?shenzongbushishuoqiziduihaizihenyangema?lingwaisanjiahaizixianzaidouqichuangxuexile,zenmezheibianhaiziqilehaibeimajiaohuiqushuia?】

【youyishuoyi,wojuedeshentaitaizheibianshuodehaishiyoudaolide,zhoumokanjianzheimedadiandexiaodoudingqichuangxuexi,laoayidouyoudianburenxin-。-】

【yirizhijizaiyuchen,dazaoshangshuijueaoshenmenulixuederenshea?】

erzhiboxianchang,zhuchirenxiaoxinyiyikanyiyanzuozaizuizhongjianmianseweijiangdejunmeinanren:“shenzong,zhei……”

shenwenzhouhuanhuanwojinlequan,yanshenshifenfuza。

talaicanjiazheige《bababuzaijia》dejiemu,haishibeiqizijibide,shuoshiyaorangnveryingzaiqipaoxian,congxiaojiuyouzugoudepuguangdu,jiwaijieyigezhishushili,nulixuexidexingxiang。

taaobuguozheinvren,zanshifangxiashouzhonggongzuolaicanjiazheigedaomeijiemu,jieguozheijiushitadenulixuexi……!?

tashenxiyikouqi,lunkuoyouyuedelianluchugeketaodexiao:“dagaishizheiduanshijianzhixiataileile,tamamayexintengta,xiaohaiziduoxiuxiyebushihuaishi。”

meisedangqian,bushaotucaoderendouyanqixigu,fanerkaishibangqiang。

【shia,xiaohaizibuduoshuijuequeshizhangbugaode,jiwayeyaoshaoweiyougexianduma。】

【hahahahaha,shenzongganggangkanshangquhaoxiangyaosuile,danhaishiyaoyaqiechiyuanchang,zenmemomingganjuetapingshimeishaobeilaopozheimekeng?】

erluxingranzheigechuanshuhunaoziliwanquanmeiyouyuanzhucengjingbaomingcanjialeshenmezongyidegainian,louzhexiangxiangruanruandexiaoguniangzaichuangshanghuhudashui。

fanguanlingwaisanzuchengyuan——

yihaojiatingshizhumingbianjuqilianchengheqiziyanyue,erziqisitongjinnianshisui,yijingshifeichangyoumingdexiaotongxing,zheishihouyijingzaishangbiaoyanke,haijiguanzhongmenbiaoyanlegangqinhexiaotiqin。

erhaojiatingshizhuchirenkanghuajunheqiziliyunqi,nverkangyajinnianshisansui,gangcanjiawanyigeguoneidaxingshufabisai,qudeshaoerzuguanjun,xiaoxiaonianjijiuqinqishuhuayangyangjingtong,beidangzuoxinyidaiguofengwenhuayinlingren,zaoshangqilaijiukaishilianzidabaduanjin,zheihuierzhengzaizhanshichadao。

sanhaojiatingshizhumingwaijiaoguanlindong,nvershigehunxue,shisisuiyijingshulianzhangwobaguowaiyu,xianzaizaigaoerfuqiuchanggenjigefaguorentanxiaofengsheng。

dengdaoluxingranzhongyushuidaoziranxing,shijianyijingshishangwushidianban。

guolaizuofandebaomuayixiaoxinqiaomen:“furen,xiao**shaohouxuechahuayaozhunbeidedongxiyijingzhunbeihaole,yaoxianzaikaishima?”

zhibojianyiqunguanzhongkaishitianpingmu。

【aaaa,zhixiahaoguaihaopiaoliang!yanzhizhendeshisuoyouxiaojiabinlizuigaode!】

【suoyijiexialaizhongyunengkanjianfujiaxiaoqianjinrichangle?chahuaei,xiangxiangjiuhenyouya,haoxiangzhixiayeshihuidangangqinde。】

luxingranzhangzhangdalegehaqian,kanxiangshenbianyanshenmimangdexiaozhixia。

shenzhixiabeikandexinligedengyitiao,xiayishikaikou:“mama,womashangqichuanghuanyifuchiyao,buhuidanwuhenwande。”

luxingranqueshimeitoushensuo。

chashenmehuaa?zaizaijiushiyinweizaixuexiaoshetuanzhanshichahuabeineigegoubihuangmaokanshangde!

erqieyaoshimeijicuo,zhixiahuafenguomin,meicilianxichahuadouzhinengchiguominyaokangguoqu,neiwanyishinengduochidema?

tashouyihui,yuqirenzhendao:“jintianjiubuxuechahuale,womenxueyixiegengzhongyaodedongxi。”