第3章

houlaiwoliangjuguojici,danneishihouwoyijingkaishizaiyulequanhunle,weilebixian,woliangyemeizashuoguohua

zaiwairenyanli,fusizhoushilengdanshulide,danqishitazhendehenxiaoxinyanhaiaijichou

jiuxiangxiaoshihouwomeicifancuo,tajiuhuijiwobagaozhuang,zhangdahoumeidangyouwodeheiliao,tajiuhuizhuanfajiwoba,ranhouwobajiuhuibawogayidun

shangcibuxiaoxintuilejiangqinerdeshipinjiubeifusizhoufajilewoba,ranhoudiertianwojiukongjiangnongchangle

suoyiwoyongtademingzijixiaozhuqumingzimeishenmewentiba,neihaishizuipiaoliangdexiaozhuni

danshizheizhongdeyimeiduojiu,wojiuhuole,yinweiyingdifaweibole!

6

zaoshangliudian,wohaizaishuimengzhong,jiubeijingjirenligededuomingdianhuajicallqilaile

womimihuhudejietongdianhua,ligedejianruideshengyintouguohuatongshichongdaowodeerduo

[jiangan!!!nikannigandehaoshi!nijizhuqumingzijiusuanle!niyongyingdidemingzi!!?!]

zheishihouwohaiyoudianbuqingxingdalegehaqian,cuolecuotoufa[a……yingdi?sheia?]

huatongduimiandeligedoukuaibashoujiniesuile[jiangan,nikankanresou,wodenghuierlaijieni,jiusuanniwadidao,nidoudejiwogunhuilai]

热搜?什么热搜?

wodakaiweibo,jiukandaolejigeresou,xindoutingle……

#jing,moushibaxiannvxingyongfusizhoujizhuquming#

#jiangandaodishishei,weishenmehuizheimekuang#

#yingdishenyefabohuiji#

dangwodeshouzhanzhanweiweidedakaifusizhoudeweibo,worenmale

傅斯州:这只叫安安

peitu,fusizhoubaozheyizhixiaoyeye

womengdecongchuangshangzuoqilai,bushi,tayoubingba

shitajiwolaohangaozhuang,wocaibeifapeidaozheilide,suoyiyongtademingzijixiaozhuqumingziyoushenmewentima?

kanzheweiboshangdeliuyanfeiyu,mawodejuduo,haiyouchaoxiaowode,haoqiwoliangguanxide,haiyourenshuowobibushangjiangqiner,peibushangfusizhou

kandaozheixie,woyahuazidouyaojinle,dangjifaxiaoxijilemingjiao“sigou”deren

xiangshizhuanmendengzhewoyiyang,yifajiulimayoulehuifu,

[bushiniyoubingbafusizhou,nikankannifadeshenmedongxi!nizheiyangwohennanbana,kuaijiwoshanle!]

yuyinlidefusizhouqingxiaoyisheng,neishengyinxiangyumaoyiyangnaoderenxinyangyang

[不删]

shuowanlimaxiaxianbuhuiwole,buguanzenmefafengdoumeiyouhuiying

shoushiyifanhou,wozailigedebangzhuxiashunlichutaonongchang,zoudeshihouhaiyouxiebusheneixiexiaozhuzi

dengzhedeao,wohuihuilaikannimende

ligeshuojiwozhaolegezongyi,rangwohaohaochenzheicihuoyiba

queshishihuole,danshizheizhongfangshihenlipuawei!!!

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dangwozhenggerenzhanzaitaishangdoushimengbide

jiemuzuzheiciquanranyifukanxideyangzi,mingmingzhidaowohejiangqineryoudianguojie,danhaishibawoliangfenyizule

wodaowusuowei,yinglejiuhao,danguanzhongbumaizhanga

[woqu,zenmebajianganjizhenglaile]

[aaaa,xiatoujienengbunengbiecengwojiaqinqindeliulianga]

[怎么哪都有她啊]

woyebuxiangdea,sheihuixiangkandaoxianhaizijiderenni,wokandaojiangqinerdeneiyikerendoubuhaole

youxikaishimeiduojiujiujieshule,jiangqinerzheigeduiyouwanquandaibudong,lianzhedewoyizhiyingyemeiyong

zongfenhaishiquanduizuidi,woliangbeipojieshouchengfa

kanzhezhuchirenyilianbuhuaihaoyidebiaoqing,wojiujuedemeishahaoshi,shishizhengmingwodexiangfashiduide

[qingjiweixinliebiaodiyifasongwoxiangnile,ninengbunenghuilaizheijuhua]

cihuayichu,guanzhongxihejiabindouyizhenfeiteng,dajiajiqingmanman,dourangrangzheyaokan