diyizhangzhibobailan，200kuaijiuxiabo
“啊，头好痛……”
夜晚，
魔都公园长椅之上，
shenfeiwuzhenaodai、tongkucanjiaoyisheng，
chitongrangtarenbuzhufanlegeshen，
quebuqingchuzijizaitangyishang，
下一刻，
啪嗒！
狠狠摔在了地上，
danxiangjiaoyunaodaichuanlaidejutong，shuaitongganzhishimaomaoyu，
接着，
yiguzibushuyutadejiyi，yihongshuijuedizhishiyongjintadenaohai，
“啊，痛死啦……”
数个呼吸的煎熬，
xiangjinglilediyujienanyiban，
rangtajinpilijin、hunshenhanshi，
hangchihangchidechuanzhecuqi……
同时，
他明白了一个事情，
mimihuhuzhengkaiyanjing，chayiyisheng：“wozheishi……zhongshengle？”
jieshoulezheifushentidejiyi，
shenfeizhidaozijichuanyuedaolepingxingshijieyigegenzijizhongmingzhongxingdejiahuoshenshang，
zheijiahuotanlesiniandenvyoutitiedongshi，
taiguotihuitadeshenghuojianxin，
不忍继续连累他，
yushihugenyigeshaoweiyoudianchouqiandexiaofuerdaipaole，
所以，
zheige“shenfei”yumenzhixia，heleyipingbaijiuhehenduopijiu，
suzuizailegongyuanzhangyishang……
dishangsanluandejiupingzinenggoushuomingyiqie！
“zhenshigechunhuo，weilegeniu，bazijigaochengzheibanmoyang！”
沈飞骂了句原主人，
xiafengweiliang，chuizailianshangtingqieyi，
所以，
benjiupibeibukandeshenfeigancuizhongxinpashangzhangyi，
瘫躺在上面，
dalegehaqian，“a~~，taileile，xianshuiyijuezaishuo……”
“ding，jiancedaosuzhudangqiandexingweifuhebailanzizhi，suijuexingzhibobailanxitong，xitongjiazaizhong……”
“ding，gongxisuzhuchenggongjiazaibailanxitong！”
“**！chuanyuefulidaole？”
shenfeiyegubudeshuile，yigefanshenzhijiezuoqi，touyebunanshoule，zuogushenjingyebutongle，zhenggerenjidongwubi~~
意识形成话语，
xunwendao：“bailanxitongjutiyoushenmezuoyong？”
“benxitongquanming‘zhibobailanxitong’，jutikechakanshiyongshuoming，”
bansuizhexitongjixiebanbinglengshengyinxiangqi，yizhangxiemanshiyongshuomingdezhizhangchengxianzaizijidenaohaizhizhong，
沈飞快速查看：
【zhibobailanxitong，yaoqiusuzhuzhiboshiwanchengxitongfabuderenwujike，meicibailanzhihou，kehuodemanghe；manghelidedongxibijiaosuiji，nenggoukaichuwupinhuozhejineng。】
“xinshoulibao？”shenfeikanlejieshaozhihou，jimangzhuiwen，“nandaomeiyouxinshoulibao？”
“ding，xinshoulibaoyijingfafang，qingwensuzhuxianzaishifouchashou？”
“必须滴！”
沈飞毫不犹豫回应。
“ding，gongxisuzhuhuodelianggemanghe，qingwenxianzaishifoukaiqi？”
好家伙，
沈飞直呼好家伙。
xianzaijiuzhixingmanghejianglizhidule？
系统啊，不愧是你！
“开启~”
“ding，gongxisuzhuhuodeshentiqianghuayaowanyike，”
“ding，gongxisuzhuhuodeganqingtourushiwanmeichanggong！”
zhu：ganqingtourushiwanmeichanggong，nenggourangsuzhuchangrenhegequ，doudadaoganqingbaomanxiaoguo！
**，
这技能逆天啊。
沈飞感慨一句。
“ding，jinrirenwufabu：qingsuzhukaiqirenyipingtaizhibojinxingzhibo，dangrishouyi200kuai，biankedabiao！”
瞧瞧，
瞧瞧，
这就是效率。
xitongyijingfabulerenwu，
shenfeiziranmeifajixuzaigongyuandezhangyishangweiwenzi，
jiersayazichaozhenaohailijiyidezhuchukuangbenerqu……
tayaohuiqushiyanyixiashentiqianghuayaowandezuoyong，
同时，
也要开启直播，
看看完成任务之后，
nenghuodeshenmenitianjiangli！
……
……
yuanzhurendezhusuoshiyijiandixiashi，beiwuliangfangdonggaizhuangchenglechuzuwu，yinanchaoshibimianbule；
关键是，
jiuzheimeshilipingdedixiashi，zaimodoumeiyuehaiyao2000kuaini，
贵得离谱！
打开门，
yiguzimeiweiyingmianpulai，
shenfeigubudexianqizheizhusuo，zhaodaozhuoshangshengxiadebanpingkuangquanshui，
taochuxitongjianglideshentiqianghuayaowan，
一口吞服下去……
继而，
yiguziqingshuangzhigancongxiongkousisan，zhuanyixiangsizhibaihai，
bansuizheshentichuanlaideweiruodekacashengxiang，
shenfeizhenjingdefaxian：zijixiongkoudechenyimanmanbiandeguzhangqilai，
下意识的脱掉上衣，
沈飞顿时震惊了：
“**！fuji，bakuai？！！”
shenshoumolemo，zhennimashuang，
“aiyama，xiongji？！bucuobucuo！”
攥拳，弯了弯手臂，
“aiyouwoqu，gongergongsantouji……”
同时，
hunshenshangxiayiguzililiangganchuanlai，
cishiyaoshijitalaigekongjiang，taxiangxinzijijueduinengyiyewumian！
急忙冲进洗手间，
冲了个凉水澡，
sheirangzheilimeiyoureshuiqilaizhe，haozaishixiatian，haikeyijiangjiuyixia~~~
三分钟冲澡结束，
浑身的酒味儿没了，
整个人清爽了，
shenfeishufudezhangzhangchuanlekouqier，
急忙站到镜子前：
“**！大帅比！”
zheiyanzhi、zheishencai、zheipifu、zheiqizhi，
ruoshijiubadewutaishangyizhan，
chuanshangchaorendekucha，zhuazhegangguanwuyiquan，
fupomenhaibudewawajianjiao，
shenfeihaobuhuaiyihuichuxianmaikeerjiekexunyanchanghuineizhongmiyunmeirenerdehuamian……
鸭子，
肯定是不可能当的，
打死都不可能当的，
除非没系统！
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huanhaoyishenxiuxiantxuheniuziku，shenfeidakaiyaotoushan，kuaisunachushouji，
下载虎芽，
zhucelegemingwei“huangshu”deid，
qianming：zhenggouliangbaijiuxiabo！
xingzhichongchongdeshenfei，dakaizhibo，
denglewufenzhong，caixilaladejigeyoukejinlai，shenfeigentamenxianliaozhe，
甚至讲了几个笑话：
biru，shiqisuineinian，wodiyicizhubinguan，banyeedeshuibuzhe，yushijiqiantaidalegedianhua，qingwenyoukuaicanme？congci，wozoushangleyitiaobuguilu~~
zheicaizhengdaolejiduoshenmexianhua、hongxindemianfeiliwu，
压根不算钱。
yuanlai，xinrenzhibo，zaimeiyoufensijichudeqingkuangxia，xiangyixiazizhengerbeikuaizhendetingnana！
照这样下去，
zhiboyiye，kongpayewanchengbulexitongrenwu。
沈飞拧眉思索，
dunshiyipaidatui：duia，laozizenmebazijideyoushijiwangleni？
老子是穿越者啊，
这是平行世界啊，
qianshidehenduogequshade，doukeyi“jinhuo”a。
不过，
danchundechang，kongpayezhuanbuleduoshaoqian。
必须要换个方式……
“zhubo，suirannizheiyanzhiyebucuo，jiangdeduanziyehaikeyi，danxiangrangwomendashang，zongyaoyoudianjuehuoba？”
几个游客随意发言，
“duiaduia，zhengdianjuehuo~~”
“aiyou，zheizhuboxiaogegeyoudianxiaoshuaie，huidianshenmecaiyini？”
约莫十来分钟，
shenfeizhibojianyoujinlaishilaigeren，
ershenfeihuranyanqianyiliang：“youle！”
jier，qingleqingsangzi，“neisha，caiyibiaoyanshiba？wozheiliyougexinwanfa，nimenyaobuyaocanyuyixiani？”
“shenmexinwanfa，shuoshuokan？”yourendanmu。
“mianfeiliwuxianzouyibo，woqugaodiandaojuguolai！”shenfeixiaozheshuoleyiju，jierqishen，muguanghuanshijiatusibidedixiashichuzufang，
zhongyu，jiandaoqiangshangguazheyibajita。
拿起来，试了下音，
suiranjitayiban，danliaoshengyuwu。
qianshideshenfeijiushihuaiyoumingxingmengdebeipiaoyizu，dangguojiubazhuchang，houlaiyinweidamianjiliugan，beipoquguotianqiaojici，
也都被赶回来了，
所以，
jitadengjizhongputongleqi，tahaishihuide。
“jiexialaizheigewanfanishizheiyangde，”shenfeibaozhejitazuozaishexiangtouqian，“wozheilikeyigaodingzhi！yisishinimenkeyishuochunimendejinglihuozheyaoqiu，wojinimenxianchangxiegexianchangyanchang！”
“haobuhaotingxianbuguan，kendingshiliangshendingzuo，baozhengnenggoufuhegeweilaotiedeyaoqiu！”
“keyixianchang，ruguomanyi，laotiemenshidangdashangyixia，buyaoduo，liangbaijiucheng！”
沈飞这话一出口，
zhibojianlijishigeguanzhongdunshijuedebucuo：
【zheigewanfaqueshitingxinxian，meixiangdaozheizhubojingranhaishigecaihuazhuboni，】
【zhendeliangshendingzuo？biehuluanbiandeba？】
【jiushijiushi，xianzaixingqidefangshi，douzheimezhijieleme？】
为了完成任务，
shenfeizaicizhongshen：“bumanyibuyaoqian！xiantingzaijueding，youmeiyoulaotieshiyishi？”
“200kuai，nimaibulechikuimaibuleshangdang……”
“jiagegongdao，tongsouwuqi~”
“guolezheicunkemeizheidiana~~”
“youmeiyouyongshi，ganshiyixia？”
这时，
haizhenyourendanmu：【zhendeliangshendingzuo？】
“juedui！”shenfeipaixiongkoubaozheng。
【亲身经历也行？】
“必须滴~”
【neicheng，woshuoshuowoyigepengyoudejingliba，ruguonizhennengbianchugequ，rangwomanyi，laozijiusuanyixingqichipaomian，yezhijiedashangni200kuai！】
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