第1章
“wokao！zheishijiwogannalaile？”
sunquankanzheyanqiandemoshengdechangjing，yilianmengbi。
zijiyinggaishizailongguokaoguyanjiusuojingchengzongbujiabanlaizhe，zhishijuedeyoudianleixiangshuiyijue，zenmeyizhengyanjiuhuandifangle？
sunquanhuangusizhou，faxianzijishenchuyigezhibojiannei。
pangbianhaiyoulianggedaizhegongpaidegongzuorenyuanzaibangtadiaoshishebei，gongpaishangxiezhe“xingguangchuanmeigongzuozheng”qigedazi。
“嘶！”
turansunquandenaodaiyizhencitong，jiezhejiushiyilianchuanmoshengjiyiyongrutadenaohai。
xiaohuawanzheixiexinxihou，sunquanzhijiewuyule。
yuanlaitagangcaibushikunle，ershicusile！
xianzaishichuanyuedaolezheigejiaolanxingdepingxingshijie。
qianshidetashilongguokaoguyanjiusuojingchengzongbuzhongzuinianqingdejianbaozhuanjia、zuinianqingdekaogukezhang，shiyebengaipingbuqingyun。
jieguoyanjingyibiyizheng，guowangderongyushunjianjiuyanxiaoyunsanle。
guangshizheiyangyejiusuanle，guanjianzheigeshijiedesunquanyoudiantailakua。
mingmingyongyouheqianshidezijiyimoyiyangdeshenshi、jingli、xueli，tongyangdoushibiyeyujingchengdaxuekaoguxi，danquezouleyitiaoheqianshijieranbutongdedaolu。
meiyoukaorubianzhijixushengengkaogu，zaikaogulingyudafangguangcai，ershixuanzegenxingguangchuanmeiqianyue，chengweileyimingjianbaozhubo，mengxiangyiyebaofu。
danzheigeshijiedesunquanxinggetaibaoshou，buhuishuohua，meiyoujiemuxiaoguo。
daozhidoulianxubolebangeduoyuele，zhibojianzaixianguanzhonghaibudaowushige。
zheihaidanggemaoxiandezhuboa？
gaixingqubaiditandoubizheiqiang！
“dadada......”
就在这时。
yizhengaogenxiedeshengyinchuanleguolai。
sunquanniutouyikan，shuangyandunshijiuliangle。
zhijianjinmendeshiyigechuanzhezhiyequnzhuangdemeinv，yishuangmeituiyouzhangyouzhi，qiantuhouqiaodeshencairangrenyubabuneng，yanzhigengshimeideshuo，wanquanbushuyixiannvmingxing。
danzheimeinvdeliansequebuzhidaoweishenmehennankan。
pangbianlianggezhengzaidiaoshishebeidegongzuorenyuankandaotazouguolai，ganjinzhanzhilewenhao。
“老板好！”
老板？
sunquanyileng，shijingdingzheneizhangmeilianzixikanlekanhoucaixiangqilaizheinvrenshixingguangchuanmeidelaobanyeweiwei。
啪！
yeweiweizoudaosunquanmianqian，henhendibayifenwenjianshuaizaisunquanzhuoshang。
sunquannaqilaiyikan，faxianzheishitakaibobangeyueyilaideshuju。
那叫一个惨不忍睹。
sunquanzijidoumeiyankanle。
“sunquan，haiyoushifenzhongjiuyaokaibole，nibuhaohaozhunbeiyixiazaizheierfashenmedaini？”
“wogaosuni，zuotianyaobushiniguizhebaozhewodatui，kuzhehanzheqiuwozaijiniyicijihui，woyishixinruan，nixianzaijiuyijinggundanlezhidaoma？”
我靠！
我跪下？
还抱大腿？
还哭了？
sunquanasunquan，niyetaitemejilaozidiurenleba？
“sunquan，jinwanzhiboruguohaimeiyourenheqisedehua，mingtiannijiubuyonglaishangbanle！”
“hehe！woxiexienia！”
sunquanzhanqilai，zhijieshuodao：“buyongzheimemafan，laozibuganle，jiwojiegongzi，woxianzaijiuzouren！”
yeweiweimingxianlengleyixia。
yinweizheigentayinxianglidesunquanwanquanbuyiyang。
yiqiandesunquanxinggelaoshi，weimingshicong，bieshuodingzuile，pidoubuganfangyige。
“gongzi？ninalaidegongzi？”
yeweiweidunshijiuxiaole，dao：“nilianxubangeyueyejibudabiao，gongzizaojiukouwanle，wobuduogenniyaoqianjiubucuole，haixianggenwoyaogongzi？”
我靠！
sunquanzuijiaoyichou，ranhouwunaidao：“suanle，meigongzijiumeigongziba，fanzhenglaozibuganle，zoule！”
“站住！”
“wogenniqianlewuniandehetong，anzhaoheyue，yejibudabiaodaozhidecituibuyupeichang，danniruguozhudongjieyue，zeyaojiwoliangbaiwandeweiyuefei！”
yeweiweilanzhusunquan，shenshoushuodao：“xiangzoukeyi，taoqian！”
“草！”
sunquanrenbuzhubaolecukou。
zheiyaoshihuandaoqianshi，suibianyigedaxueyaoqingtaqugaoyanjiangdechuchangfeidoudezuishaoliuweishu，liangbaiwansuangepia？
jieguoxianzaishangbanbuzhuanqianyejiusuanle，haitemedaoqiangongsiqian。
zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongdedaikuanshangban？
“jiranmeiqian，neijiulaolaoshishidejixuzhibo！”
yeweiweishuowan，niuzhedapiguzhuanshenjiuzou。
suiranxianzaixinqinghenbushuang，danzheipiguniudequeshidaijing！
dengyeweiweilikaizhibojianhou，sunquanzhongzhongtanlekouqi。
laotianye，nizheishiguyizhengwoba？
rangwochuanyuedaopingxingshijie，jiushirangwolaizhaonvede？
renjiaxiaoshuolidechuanyuezhedouyouxitong，jiuwoshigefeichai？
这也太扯淡了吧？
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoshengyinturancongnaohaizhongxiangqi。
【ding！shenjijianbaoxitongbangdingwancheng！】
【jiesuochushigongneng：chuandichenggongbaibeifanxian（dangzhibolianxianshiyudaozhenpin，qiechibaorentongyichuandi，yejiushitongyijiangzhenpinmaijisuzhu，zaijiaoyiwanchengshisuzhujianghuodebaibeifanxianjiangli）】
【zhuyi：chengjiaojiabunengchaochuzhengchangshichangjiafanwei，fouzewufahuodebaibeifanxianjiangli！】
“卧槽！牛啊！”
sunquandunshijiushuangwaiwaile。
tabenshenjiushiyimingjianbaozhuanjia，suirantongguojingtoufenbianzhenjiayoudiannandu，danjibenshangnanbudaota。
zheinenglijianzhijiushijitasongqiande！
好好好！
不就是个直播吗？
xiaoxiaozhibo，kanwonanie！
“wurenfuwoqingyunzhi，wozitaxuezhishandian！”
“xiongdimen，kaibole！”
“youshenmehaodongxiganjinnashanglaia！”
“dajiayiqidiandianhongxin，jizhubozhuzhuli！”
sunquanyibianjizhibojiandeguanzhongmenshuohuayibianyezijijizijikuangdianxiaohongdian。
meibanfa，zhibojianguanzhongxianzaijiujishigeren，liuliangshizaitaishaole。
buguobijingshizhibojianbao，suiranrenshao，danyehaishiyoulianmaideguanzhong。
zheibu，gangshuowanjiutishilelianmaishenqing。
孙泉同意连麦。
xiayimiao，pingmulijiuchuxianleyigechiboshangshendezhongniannanren。
“我靠！”
sunquanhehuaile，ganjinhandao：“dage，ganjinbanipinjidexiongkoudangzhuhaobuhao？nizheishihaiwoa！biebazhibojianjiwoganfengle！”
lianxiandagegangadexiaodao：“buhaoyisia，wobushiguyide。”
sunquanjimangdao：“biefeihuale，ganjinshuangjifanzhuan！”
“haodehaode！shaodeng！”
henkuai，jingtoujiufanzhuanguolai，ranhouduizhunleyimeiyinyuan。
弹幕：
【pu！zheidageshilaigaoxiaodeba？jiujiandingyigedongxia？】
【yikanjiubushizhuanyegaoshouzangde，zheiyigegujiyeshinachulaipengyunqide，dagailvbushizhenhuo。】
【dage，ganjinguaduanba，jiujiandingyigejiubiechulaidiurenle。】
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“zhubo，wokandanmushuowozheiyinyuanhaoxiangshijiadea？”
sunquanlianmangshuodao：“dage，bietingtamende，tamendonggechuizi！”