womianwubiaoqingdingzheshenyanchu，kandetahunshenfamaoshicaikaikou：“shenxiansheng，nengbunengguanhaonidelaopomen？jiandingkehaimeikaishini，jiukaishirenshengongjishangle。”
shenyanchubuhaoyisidirangfensimenhuilai，youshualegexuanzhuanmuma，womiandaixiaorong，“haodezheiweikeren，ninkanninyaojiandingshenme？”
yuanbenpingjingdedanmuyouchaoleqilai。
wowushidiaowuyanzhangqidedanmu，zhishidengdaizheshenyanchudedongzuo。
tazaiwuneihuanshiyiquan，suishounaqilezhuozishangdeyigehuaping，“bunanweini。nijiukankanzheigeba。”
wozixiduanxiangpiankehou，dechujielun：“ruguozheigeshizhende，yinggaishitangdaidexingyaodebaici；”
“tangdaideshihou，taocigongyipengbofazhan，ciqizhizuodadaolechengshudejingjie。tangdaitaocizaisuidaiqing、baicichengshudejichushangjinyibufazhan，chuxianle‘nanqingbeibai’dejumian，zheigejiushidangshideyigejingpin。”
“dangranle，shuodeshizhenpin.nizheigezhishigeqingchaodefangpin。”
danmushunjianzhale，shenyanchuyemianloubuyue，“xiaomeimei，nikebuyaoxiashuo，zheishiwobashanggeyuepaideyijianzhenpin，hualeliangqianduowande。”
其他人也纷纷附和：
“shia，zheikeshishoufugongzi，sheiyongyanpintadoubukenengyongyanpin。”
“nimenxinwoshiyuhuangdadi，haishixinshenyanchuyongyanpin？”
“woxiangxinnishiyuhuangdadi，yinweiwoshitaishanglaojun……”
wojiandingyaotou，“womeiyousahuang，yemeiyoukancuo，zheigejiushiyanpin。”
“xingyaozaiwantangshikaishishuailuo，hourenzaizenmemofang，shaozhitedianyeshibuyiyangde。”
woyoushangwangchalechaziliao，mianseguguai，“dangshiyouliangjianpaimaipin，yijianzhenpin，yijianfangpin……liangjianshitongyigerenpaixiade……”
woyoukanleshenyanchuyiyan，yuyanyouzhi，“youshihou，haizibutinghua，jiazhangjiuhuimaigejiadehongpianhaizi……”
shenyanchudeliandouzhanghongle，taqihuhuditaochuyigeshouji，dadianhuajitaba，dazhiqianhaibuwangjinggaowo，“jiuyigehuaping，yebushihenzhiqian！yaonishuodejiade，nijiubazheigelianjiexiajia，yihoudoubuxudajianbaodehuangzile！”
我微笑应下。
danmushangchaoxiaoshenyanchude，yeyouzhichitade。
dianhuadalebantianmeidatong，shenyanchujiandaodanmubugaoxingle，youpaixiayigelianjie，zaifangjianneisaoshiyiquan，huranhaiziqidelaguoyizhishoufangzaipingmumianqian。
“nibushihuikanniandaima？neinikankan，zheigeshishenmeniandaide！”
wodingjingyikan，pingmuzhongdeshoukushouruchai，haiyoulaonianrenteyoudebandian，wokanzhekanzhe，hurandajingshise！
“jiangshi！haishiqiannianjiangshi！”
弹幕沸腾了。
“libuyaoluanshuoa！womengegezuipaguile！”
“xianzaiyouqianrendepihaozheimedutema？juranhaishouzangshiti！”
“loushangde，shenmeshiti，fangzunzhongxie，zheishiwomenzunguideqianmianjiangshidaren……”
“woruoruodewenyiju，zhuboxiaojiejieshibushikancuoleya，chugeyinggaishirangtakanjiezhilaizhe……”
shenyanchudebiaoqingyeshijingkongyishun，shunjianyouhuiguoshenlai，yizhangjunlianzhangdetonghong，“jiyunshu！nishibushizhidaowopagui，guyihewode！！woshirangnikanjiezhi，sheirangnikanrenle！！”
tashuozhe，baneizhishoudezhurenlaleguolai，youxiexiunao，“nainai，nibangmangchulaishuoyisheng，shengdetamenhehuwo。”
yigecimeishanmudelaotaitaichuxianzaijingtouli，duizhepingmuluchucixiangdeweixiao。
弹幕都笑疯了。
“hahahawobuxiangxiao，wojiushiyachitairele，liangchulailiangkuaiyixia。”
“zheidagaishijianbaoshishangzuiyanzhongdefanche，balaorenjiashuochengqiannianjiangshi，zheibushizhourenjiama？”
“jiushi，nimenkantadebiaoqing，haiyibenzhengjingdeyangzi，gaodegenzhendeyiyang。”
shenyanchuyebumandedengwoyiyan，dunangdao：“jiyunshu，woyebujijiaonijintianwanshangpianwo，dannibixubaozhengyihoubunengpianrenle，haiyaoxiangwonainaidaoqian。”
woshenqingsumu，shiyizhongrenanjing，“shenyanchu，womeiyoupianni，taxianzaishiqiannianjiangshilizuiteshudeyizhong，jiangshi。jiangshixianshi，huanpixuyaoqiri，qirizhihouzuishaolianshaqiren。kanninainaizhijiashangdehuixian，jintianyijingshizuihouyitian，nikuaitaoba。”