“快来人呐！”
“miaomiaodiaojinshuiganglila！”
“快叫医生呐！”
“miaomiao，kuaixingxing，zhengyankankannainai。douguainainaimeiyouzhaokanhaoni！”
yishijian，jianjiaosheng，kunaoshengchongchizhezhenggeyuanzi。
什么情况？
好吵……
头好痛……
miaomiaowuzheerduo，jiannandizhengkaileyanjing。
tazhijidezaihejididegegejiejiemenduikangsangshi，yizhenjutongxilai，tayunsileguoqu。
erxianzai，tasihushimeisi？
miaomiaojidongdixiangyaozuoqilai，quebeiyanqianmoshengdejingxiangjingdai。
wennuandeyangguang，yilizhedexiaoloufang，yiji…
zhouweidaizhedanyoukanzhetaderenmen。
“miaomiao，nixingle？kebanainaihehuaile！”
miaomiaoxunshengkanqu，shiyigekanqilainianjinwushi，danshipifubaixi，chuanzheqipao，fajiwandejingzhidefurenzhengchaotabenlai。
记忆一下席卷而上。
zaiditoukankanzijisuoxiaoleyibeidexiaoshou，xumiaomiaodunshimingbai，zijiyushanglechuanshuozhongde“chuanyue”。
tacengtingjididegegejiejiejiangguo，tamendangzhongyourenjiushichuanyuelaide。
suiranxianzaicongshiersuibianchengleliusui，danshimiaomiaobingmeiyoujuedeyoushenmebuhao。
rujinzheigeshijie，meiyousangshi，meiyoutaowang，tengaizijidedeqinren。
kanlailaotianshijiletayicixindejihui。
miaomiaomolemoxiaomuzhishangdaizhedejiezhi，wojinlexiaoquantou。
zheishiyigerenshidejiejiebeiganranqiansongjitade。
limianjushuoxiangqiankundaiyiyang，shiyigedulidekongjian。
zaizheigexindeshijie，tahuihaohaohuoxiaqude！
“奶奶……”
miaomiaozhangkaixiaogebo，baozhulefuren——tadenainai，xuyueying。
“miaomiaoguai，yishenghenkuaijiulai。”xuyueyingpaizhemiaomiaodehoubei，xintengdihongzhe。
zaitengtongdexijuanxia，miaomiaoyouyunleguoqu。
zaiyipianheianzhizhong，miaomiaoquenengganjuedaozijideyishishisuxingde。
zaizheili，tayishidao，yuanshentidezhuren，zhenzhengdexumiaomiaoyijingsile。
ermiaomiao，xianzaishihuozaiyibenshulimian。zhunquelaishuo，taderensheng，shijidinghaode。
zheilishizheigeshijiedeliushiniandai。
miaomiaoshigeguer，zaiqiangbaozhongbeixuyueyingjianhuilai，daihuijialixixinzhaoliao。
xuyueyingzushangdoushijingshangde，shifenfuzu，liuxialebushaofenghoudejiachan。
tadezhangfuzhoulinghua，shiqiongkurenjiachushen，danyinweiyoucaihua，yongjishousuanshihetianyanmiyurangdangnianlianainaodexuyueyingshangletou。
da**buguyiqieyaohetajiehun。
jiuzheiyang，zhoulinghuaruzhuijinlexujiademen。
lianggerenyizhiwuerwunv，xieshouzouguosanshinian。
xuyueyingdangchujiushikanzhongzhoulinghuashenshangdelaoshibenfenyushanliang，danshixiangbudao，zhoulinghuazaojiuyouleyixin。
tabumanzuyuzijizhishige“zhuixu”，gengbumanzuyuzijiyizhimeiyouhaizi。
xuyueyingshentibuhao，bunengchuyuanmen。
zhoulinghuabianyongzhezheigebianli，jiekouhuilaojiakanfumu，shizezailaojiatoutouchenglejia，youleqizi，shenglegeerzi。
zhihoudemeiyicitanqin，doushihuineigejia。
xianzainianjishanglaile，tabiangengmeiyouleguji。
yijixuyueyingzhaobaomuweiyou，jianglaojiadeqizizhaoguifenjieleguolai，wenjiushuoshiyuanfangbiaomei。
xuyueyingyixiangxinshan，juedezhaoguifenburongyi，meiyuebuguangjigongzi，haijingchangjitabupiaorangtaquzuoxinyishang，jianzhishibatadangzuoqinjiemeikandai。
zhikexi，zhenxinhuanbulaizhenxin。
zhaoguifenduixuyueying，congshizhizhongzhiyoujidu。
taliyongzhouzhiqiangzheigeshisuidehaizibuhuibeihuaiyi，xiangyaobamiaomiaonisizaishuigangli。
keshimiaomiaomeiyousi，danshiyizhigaoshaobutui，chengleyaba。
zhaoguifenjianjimoumeiyoudecheng，biancuanduozhoulinghuabamiaomiaomaijirenyazi，yishihuangehaojiaqian，ershihaorangzijideqinsunzizhouzhiqiangdengtangrushi，zaixujiaxiangshouhaorizi。
zuihouhaisangxinbingkuangdizaifancailixiadu，rangxuyueyingdelemanxingbing。
dengxuyueyingchajuedaobuduijingdeshihouyijingwanle。
jiuzheiyang，xuyueyingshiqulezijizuiaidemiaomiao，zijidexingmingyeduansong，erqiexujiadejiachanyezuizhongluorulezhoulinghuahezhaoguifenzheiduigounannvdeshoushang。
erzhoulinghuahezhaoguifen，zenazhexuyueyingdeyichan，daizheqinerziyijia，meizizidichuguo，xiaoyaozizaiqule。
shuliwanzheiyiqie，miaomiaoqidehenbudebazhoulinghuahezhouguifendiuchuquweisangshi。
哼，简直太过分了！
miaomiaosuiranzaiyuanxiandeshijiezhiyoushiersui，danshineiyangdehuanjingxia，tayeshijianshilehenduorenxingdechouede。
jirantaxianzaichuxianzaizheigeshijie，yidingshilaotianyeyekanbuxiaquxuyueyingzheimehaoderenluodeneimecandexiachang，paitalaizhengjiude。
erqie，taxianzaiyeshidaitilezhenzhengdexumiaomiaodezheiyifenhuolexialai。
miaomiaowolewoxiaoquantou，zaixinlianzixiajuexin。
yidingyaohaohaochengfazheixiehuairen，rangtamendedaoyingyoudechengfa！
淼淼睁开眼。
zhouweiyipianchunbai，shizaiyiyuan。
xuyueyingtuimenjinlai，shenhoushizhoulinghua、zhaoguifen、zhouzhiqiang，yijiyixieguanxibijiaohaodejiefang。
“wodehaomiaomiao，kebanainaihehuaile。”xuyueyinglazhemiaomiaozhengzaishuyedexiaoshou，moleyibayanlei。
“nainai，buku，miaomiaomeishi。”
miaomiaoshenchuxiaoxiaodeshouzhang，zaixuyueyingdelianshangmolemo。
ruanhuhudexiaoshou，rangxuyueyingdexinyougenzhetaxianlejifen。
“miaomiao，gaosunainai，nizenmeturanpaoqushuigangpangbianquwanla？nainaibushihenishuoguo，wanshuihenweixiande。”xuyueyingwendao。
yuqilimeiyouzebei，zhishiduishiqingfashengdehoupa。
dashuiganglizhongleshuilian，yanglejitiaojinyu。
miaomiaohenxihuankanjinyu，danshidashuigangbimiaomiaogaotaiduo，xuyueyingyizhijuedehenweixian，conglaiburangmiaomiaoyigerendaizaishuigangbian。
jiusuanmiaomiaoyaokan，yeshihuihetashuo，tahuibaozhemiaomiaokande。
“aiya，kendingshixiaonizitanwan，bugangaosunima。”zhoulinghuakaikoushuodao，anfusidipailepaixuyueyingdejianbang。
takanxiangmiaomiao，jiazhuangshengqidishuodao：“miaomiao，xiacikebuxuzheiyangle！douguainitanwan，haideninainaizheimeshangxin。”
miaomiaozaojiuzhuyidaozhoulinghuapaixuyueyingdejianbangshi，zhaoguifendebaiyanjianzhiyaofeishangtianle。
neilianshangdejidu，rangmianrongniuqude，bitajiandaodesangshihaiyaochouni！
miaomiaopielepiezui，xinliquanshibiyi。
臭老头，真讨厌！
jiuzhidaoweihuniqinsunzi！
miaomiaobudongshengsedidenglezhoulinghuayiyan，youxiaoxiaodiqialezijiyiba。
嘶，好痛哦。
buguoxiaoguoyeshihenxianzhu，yanleidunshixiangduanlexiandezhuziyiyangshunzheyouxieyingerfeidelianjialiulexialai。
miaomiaochouchouyeyedikanxiangzhoulinghua：“yeyehuai，yeyepianxin！xiaoqianggegeyezaishuigangpangbianwan，yeyezenmebushuoxiaoqianggegetanwan！”
xuyueyingpiantoukanxiangzhanzaizhaoguifenpangbiandezhouzhiqiang。
“xiaoqiang，shibushinijiaomeimeiqushuigangpangbianwande？”
zhouzhiqiangyiting，zhanghonglelian：“wocaimeiyouni！wodoushisuile，caibuhuineimeyouzhi，xihuankanjinyuni！”
zhoulinghuabazhouzhiqiangwangzijishenhoutuiletui，xinxudikaishihexini：“miaomiao，nixiaoqianggegetashinanhaizi，buxihuankanjinyu。tazhishitiqiudeshihoujingguoshuigang，nikebuyaoyinweipabeima，jiuxiashuoe。”
tayoujichuyifucixiangdexiaolai：“miaomiaoxiacixiangkanjinyu，yidingyaoheyeyeshuo，yeyebaonikan。”
miaomiaokanzhezhoulinghuadechaojueshuangbiao，xinzhongzhiyoulianggedazi。
我呸！