【jiemeimendoujiwobaofu！jiashujiaya！jiashujia！】
dididi，danaojicunchu，dajiadoushiyiwanfuweng~~~~
nvzhu：zheijiuyaokaishilema？wozaokankantamenbushuangle，shouhaoyang，haoxiangbatamendebozidoujiningduan！
xiamianzhengwenyaokaishilou——
1968年，秋。
“xiaoshua，nixianbamendakaihaobuhao，ganggangshinibabadeyuqitaizhongle，tarangnixiaxiangqu，yeshiweinihao，nikebunenggufulenibabadeyipianliangkuyongxin。”
“nijiubazheigegongzuorangjimomoba。”
“wenzhou，nikuaishuojuhua！momobunengxiaxiangqu！”
menwainvzikukutitideshengyinchuanjinleyejinshudeerduoli。
这是什么情况！
什么爸爸？
tanalaidebaba，zheidaqingzaode，sheizaineiluanpanqinqide，raoletadehaomeng！
tayaoshitababa，tajiushitayeye！
什么工作？
tadoutangpingtuixiule，nalaidegongzuo？
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这是什么情况？
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沫沫？
e，tazhidaole，chuanshule，zheijiuyaokaishiqiangtadegongzuole。
zheibushizuowanaoyekandeneibenma...
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边看，就在边骂！
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takanlekanzijideshouwanchu。
很好！
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等等！
zheigeshouzhuo，zenmezheimeyanshu？