“chouyatou，zhengtianbuwuzhengye，jiuzhidaobaozhegeshoujishale！”
suizheyishengzhongqishizudejiaoma，xianyinzongdedamenhuanhuandakai，yidaoqianhuangseshenyingbeihaobuliuqingdirenglechulai。
“xianyinzongbuliufeiwu，nijiweishigunxiashanquhaohaolilian，butupodaodujieqijiubiehuilai！”
yemeihaimeilaidejicongdishangpaqilai，shenhoujiuchuanlai“peng”diyishengjuxiang。
门关了。
“啧，真绝情。”
yemeipiepiezuizhanqishen，quefaxianhunshenshangxiachuleneibudaotabeirengchulaidouhaijinjinzuanzhedeshoujiwai，shenmedoumeiyou。
tacongxiaogenzheshifushenghuozaishanshang，zhitoutousuifuzecaigoudeshixiongxiaguoyicishan，zhidaoshanxiazuoshenmedouxuyaoqian。
ketadoulibiliandouganjing。
zaolaotouzihuaidehen，naershirangtaxiashanlilian，fenmingshiyaotaesizaiwaibian。
yemeihuitoudengleyanjinbideshanmen，suijiqialegefajue，shunyizhibailizhiwaideshizhongxin。
congpobaidejiuxianglichulai，yemeiwangzhemianqianfanhuadechengshi，zuizhongtaijiaojinleyijiakanqilaiyouzangyoujiudexiaolvguan。
“meizi，zhudiana?”panglaobanjianyourenjinlai，zhitaitouhuangleyiyan，shuoleju“yiwanshang50，fukuanmazaizhuoshang”bianyouditoushuashoujiqule。
叶眉抽了抽嘴角。
tashoujilizhiyouliushikuaiqian，shizheijigeyueshuashipinzhuande，fulejintiandefangfei，mingtianpashijiuzhinenglusujietoule。
“xiexiegeweilaobandashangdeliwu，ainimenyo~”
fuwanqian，jiaojiefangkadeshihouyemeiwuyizhongpiedaolelaobandeshoujipingmu。
huamianzhongyigetianmeikeaideshaonvzhengduizhejingtoubixin。
直播?
yemeiyanjingyiliang，huranxiangdaozijigaizenmezhuanqianhukoule。
jinfangjianhou，tashuliandidakaiyinyinshipin，dianjilekaiboanniu，bingjiangzhibojianmingmingwei“suanmingquxiezhaowo，wuxiaobushouqian”。
huoxushiyinweizhoumorenduo，meiguoduojiu，zhibojianderenshujiuzhangdaole50+。
zhijinyibeihao，zuodengxiaojiejiechuanheisitiaowu~
xiaojiejiehaopiaoliang，keyijiageweixinma
loushangdelaosepimeikanzheishigesuanmingzhibojianma
buhuizhenyoushazixiangxinyigemaodoumeizhangqideyatouhuisuanmingquxieba?
yudaozheizhongboyanqiudepianzi，wofanshoujiushiyigejubao，gaofengjianmixindedoujiyepa
zhichiloushang，yikanzheihulijinglianjiuzhidaobushishenmehaodongxi
yemeidemuguangluozaineiyitiaotiaopentadedanmushang，shouzhiqingtai，yidaofanrenrouyansuokanbujiandejinguangzuanjinlepingmuzhong。
xiayimiao，zhibojianzhongyuanjingle，chenjiledagaiyiliangfenzhongcaiyouyoudanmufachulai：
ei，zenmeyixiazituichuquneimeduoren?
yemeiwanlewanchunjiao：“sheizhidaoni，gujishizuitaichoubeizhangzuileba。dajiayidingyaojinji，huocongkouchu，luanshuohuashihuizaobaoyingde。”
yucitongshi，neishijigebeitichuzhibojiandejianpanxiazhengwuzhezijihongzhongdelian，yanzhongjinshijingkong。
tamenjingranpingkongaileyibazhang！
lianxiangdaoyemeishouzhipingmudedongzuo，jishishenweiwangluojuren，tamenyebuyouhedesesefadou。
wanle，haoxiangdezuizhendalaole。
ranerdangtamenyishidaozijichuanghuo，zaixianghuiqudaoqianshi，quefaxianwulunruheyezhaobudaoneigezhibojianle。
zheiyiqie，qitameibeitideguanzhongziranshibuzhidaode。
zhuboshuodedui，wangluohuanjingjiushibeimouxiejianpanxiagaochoude，buxihuankeyibukan，hebirenshengongjini
jiushi！xiaojiejieneimehaokan，anxinxinshangshengshimeiyanbuhaoma！
不说了，舔屏中……
zhuboshizhendehuisuanmingma?yiguaduoshaoqiana?
yemeiyizhiguanzhuzhedanmu，jianzhongyuyourenwenqisuanmingdeshi，xianglexiang，huidao：“yigualiangqian，diyigekehukeyidabazhe，suanbuzhunquanetui。”
zhiqianshuohuadewangyouguolehenjiucaiyoufaleyiju：woxiangsuanyigua，shivxzhuanzhanghaishizhijieshualiwu？
“微信吧。”
yemeixiangdaopingtaihaowurenxingdewuwufenchengjizhi，guoduanshuodao，suijijiangzijideshoukuanmasifajileneimingwangyou。
henkuai，“yujungongbaitou”falaileshipinlianxianshenqing。
yemeidianjijietong，pingmulichuxianleyigekanqilaidagaishiwuliusuidenvsheng，chuanzhemouzhongxuedexiaofu，moyangqingchun。
“主播你好。”
“nihao，xiangsuanyinyuanshima?”
zhibojianzheishiyijingyouyonglebushaoguanzhongjinlai，yitingyemeizheihua，dunshinule。
shenmelajizhubo？meikanrenjiaxiaomeimeihaizaishangxuema？suannamenzideyinyuan?
suanmingdebudouzheiyangma，shuoshisuan，qishijiushigenjurendemianxiang、zhitidongzuoheyuyanhuluanbianzaoxieyoudemeide，zheixiaomeimeiwangmingjiaoyujungongbaitou，takendingyaowangyinyuanshangchea！
jianzhishihuohaizuguodehuaduo！jubao！
ranerpingmuli，“yujungongbaitou”queshizaitingdaoyemeidehuahoulengleleng。
“ni……nizenmezhidaowoyaosuanzheige?”
啪！
zheicibuyongyemeichushou，neixiepenzidelianjiuyijingkaishitengle。
“woshisuanmingde，yaoshizheigedousuanbuchu，neihaizenmechulaihun?”
众网友：……
yujungongbaitouzaichenmojimiaohou，shenxiyikouqidao：“neizhubonengsuanchuwoduzilide，shinanhaierhaishinvhaierma?”
zhibojianmiaojing，suijibaozha。
瓦特?她怀孕了?
哪个黄毛畜生干的?
loushangdezuibafangganjingdian，huangmaoyoubudoushihuairen
nengzainixueshengshiqihenineishade，jueduibushishenmehaodongxi，xiaomeimei，chenhaimeixianhuai，ganjindaleba
yujungongbaitoukanzhefeisuhuaguodedanmu，lianseyouxienankan：“tashizhenxinaiwode！tashuole，zhiyaowojitashenggeerzi，tajiuhuiquwo，yihouzhuanlaideqiandoujiwohua！”
yijuhuazhijiejiwangyoumenganchenmole。
lianyemeidourenbuzhuzuijiaoyichou：“ruguotazhendeaini，youzenmehuirangnizaibugaishengyudenianlingtitashenghaizi?”
“tayaoshibuaiwojiubuhuirangwojitashenghaizile！nibuyongguanneimeduo，zhixuyaogaosuwozheitaijiujingshinanshinv，wohaiyouduojiucainengjiajiwonanpengyoujiuxing！”