第1章

“tenainaide,chuanyuele?”

jianghaosaoshizhemoshengdehuanjing。

jiuzaiganggang,tamailebaogancuimian,faxiangancuimianliyouyizhangzhongjiangxiaokapian。

nachushoujisaolesaokapianshangdeerweima,ranhoujiutemiaodechuanyuele?

“woneimeduomanmingjiaosedezhanghaoa!!”

江昊抓了抓头发。

haoma,jilaizhizeanzhi。

搜索了一下记忆。

yuanzhuziyoubianshiguer,beicunzilideyigelaotouyangda,yuliangnianqianqushi。

yuanzhuyeshishiganggangcongyejidaxuebiye,genbenzhaobudaohaogongzuo。

qiahaozhiboxingyepengbofazhan,yourenzhuandepenmanboman。

yushihu,baozheshiyishidexiangfa,qianyueleyigexiaodezhibogongzuoshi。

gongzuoshiguanchiguanzhu,mianqianghukou。

“youshiguer,youshiyejidaxue,zheiniantouzheizhonggouxuekaiju,duzhekanledoudepenliangju。”

江昊吐槽了一声。

“金手指呢?”

没有任何反应。

“bushi……juqingdouneimegouxuele,nibunenggenggouxueyidian,jiwogejinshouzhia?”

还是没有任何反应。

jianghaozuijiaochouchuleyixia。

zheishiwaimianchuanlaishengyin:“chifanle。”

江昊推开门走出去。

ganghaoduimianfangjiandenvzhubochuanzhexiaodiaodai,dazhehaqianzoulechulai。

kandaojianghao,talimaluchuleyimohuaixiao:

“小昊昊,早哇。”

“刘姐早。”

nvzhuboyeshixiaodao:“jinwanxiabo,qingnichihaimianlaoa。”

jianghaoxiaolexiaodao:“liujiezhuanlebushaomima。”

tayeshizhalezhayan:“xixi,nidangwotiantianpingmuqianbainiude?wozhei211jinrongxibiyeshengyoushenmeyonga?haideshiniu**zhuanqian。”

jianghaoshuleyigendamuzhi:“jingpi!”

canzhuopang,youlianggenvzhubozhengzaichifan。

“早啊。”

“早。”

jianghaosaoleyiyan,wen:“lijieni?”

yigezhuboxiaozheshuodao:“zuowangenbangyidagechuquchifanle,haimeihuilaini。”

shuowantayongshoubilege“er”,shenmixixidao:“dagechuershiwanni。”

嘶——

江昊倒吸一口凉气。

lijie,yigeyibaisishiduojin,yimiwuchutoudenvren。

yejiushijingguoshexiangtoudemeiyan,shouliandengdeng,zaipingmuzhongcaishigewangluonvshen。

zheiyeyourenchujiaershiwana?

zhei**,tayebushibunengniua。

zheishi,gongsilaobanjicongcongdezouleguolai。

“zhuwei,jintianqijiubuyonglaile,zheishinimenshanggeyuedegongzi。”

“啊?”

众人一愣。

“laoban,zahuishia?gandehaohaode。”

laobanmiansefennu,dao:“haibushilili。”

“李姐咋啦?”

“rangnimenbiejiesihuobiejiesihuo,zheixiahaoleba?zuotiantatoutougenbangyidagejianmian,renjialaobanjuedehuobuduiban,tiyanganshifencha,zhihouyiqizhixiabawomengongsidianle,nimenyeganjinpaoba,gongsidediannaonimennengbanjiubanzou,woyeliule。”

tamenluchulehuangzhangdebiaoqing,yeshijicongcongdequshoushidongxi。

jianghaoyeshiwunaidenaqigongzi,huidaolefangjian。

fangjiannei,jianghaoshoushizhedongxi。

zhuozishangdediannaozhengzaizhibozheyigeyemian。

【wangluosuanming,yigefeijisuanshiye,lianggefeijisuanqiantu,yifahuojiansuanyinyuan】

弹幕为零。

zheijiushijianghaodezhiboneirong。

zheiyeshitagenzheyeyexuedeyidianjianghuxiaopianshu。

benyiweiyoubuxiaodexuetou,nengyourenqini。

yigeyuexialai,maodoumeiyou。

eryucitongshi,tongpingtaihuangguazhibodeyigebaiwanreduzhibojiannei。

yigechaojipiaoliangdenvshenmmshenlegelanyao,shuodao:

“xiongdimen,jintianyouxijiudadaozheiba,daleile,woyaoxiabochizaofanle。”

弹幕:

【yingdaoliyoumayizaipa】:“bieyaranjie,zaiboyihuima。”

【chawoxueli】:“ruguoranjieshiwodesuguanjiuhaole,zheiyangjiunengchawodeyingdaoheshidaole。”

【nidejiaoyuewenyuexiang】:“ranjie,anzhaoguanli,chagefangzaixiaboba,chaneizhongmeisharenqidexiaozhubo。”

【xueershixizhi】:“duiduidui,chagefang。”

“……”

qinyuerandalegehaqiandao:“neixing,chagefangwoxiaboleha。”

suihou,qinyueranzaipingtaizhengzaizhibodeyemianzhijiediandaolezuihouyiye。

zheizuihouyiyedezhibojianquanbudoushi0renqi。

ranhouqinyueransuibiandiankaileyigejiaozuozhubojiaozuo【ximenchuijiang】dezhibojian。

suizhi,daliangdeguanzhongfenfenyongruzhibojianzhong。

弹幕:

“gemen,ranjielaile!kuaijiezhuzheipotiandeliuliang。”

“zheigemenzaiganmani?shoushidongxizheishiyaoliule?”

“hahaha,suanmingzhibojian?gemen,zheisaidaokanqilaibuhaozoua,jiuershigeguanzhu?”

“bushigemen,renjiajianghupianzi,zhishaoqimakanqilaiyoudiannianjiba?nizhishaohuagezhuangba?hahaha。”

“……”

zhengzaishoushidongxidejianghaowuyijianniutou,quekandaolezijizhibojianyoudaliangdedanmuzhengzaigundong。

“哈?”

jianghaocouguoqukanleyiyan,yeshizhixiaoyoudazhubochafangchadaoletadezhibojian。

jianghaobaibaishou,dao:“biekanlebiekanle,zhubogongsidaobile,bubole。”

qinyueranchafangyemeiyudaoguozheizhongshia,jiujuedehenyouqu。

ranhoutayaoqingjianghaojinxinglianmai。

江昊果断选择拒绝。

“bulianle,huijiazhaogongzuoqule,xiongdimen,linanshisheiyouhaogongzuojieshaojieshaoa?”

lingyibian,qinyueranbiaoqingyidun,ranhouluchuleyimoraoyouxingqudexiaorong,suizhidazi:

“niyeshilinanshide?neimeqiaoa,liaohui,jinishuagechaohuo。”

zhunbeiguanbizhibodejianghaokandaozheitiaodanmu,yanjingdunshiyiliang。

chaohuoliangqiankuai,pingtaichouwantadaoshouyiqiankuai!

xinxinkukuzhiboyigeyue,tacainasiqiangongzi,xianzaishoutoushangyejiuzheisiqiankuaiqian。

“heihei,niyaoshuoshualiwu,neiwojiulaixingqule。”

jianghaozuozailediannaoqian,ranhoudao:“buguozheishigongsizhanghao,yaobumeinvnijiawogeweixin,zhijiezhuanjiwoba,wobawodehaosixinnileha。”

弹幕:

“wucao!zheigemenyoucaozuodea,zheiyangyaoranjielianxifangshide?”

“666,jutemiaodezhenshi。”

“xiongdi,jialeyihoulaofanfenxiangyixia,wohuayibaikuaimairanjielianxifangshi。”

“……”

lingyibian,qinyueranzuijiaoyeshichouchuleyixia,ranhouzaicifaqilianmaishenqing。

jianghaozheicitongyilelianmai。

“shuaige,nizheibubianyia,liangemaihuawoliangqiankuai。”qinyueranwunaidetucaoleyisheng。

jianghaoxiaodao:“zheicainagenna,worenshiyiren,chuquyitangjiuershigedabuliu。”

qinyueran:“haolahaola,jianile,nitongyiyixia。”

jianghaokandaozhuanzhang,liezuiyixiao:“ganxie……”tapieleyiyanduifangwei【randameinv】deid,jixudao:“randameinvdezhuanzhang,laobanfacai。”

qinyueransuihouxiaomimideshuodao:“wokannizhibojianshisuanmingde?yaobubangwosuanyige?”

jianghaogankeleyishengdao:“randameinv,wojiushigejianghupianzi,nijuedewosuandeyaoshizhenzhundehua,zhibojiannengmeiredu?”

弹幕:

“hahaha,zhuboyeshitingchengshide。”

“nizheikaizhibosuanmingyoushayisia?niburuqubaiditanhainengyoudianshengyini。”

“hahaha,kenengzheigemenpabaiditanbeirenzhuizhedaba。”

“……”

qinyueranfanlegebaiyan:“niyesuanshigengzhile,neishizaibuxingbiaoyangecaiyi?”

jianghaoshuodao:“neishilingwaidejiaqian。”

秦月然:“……”

“**!xingxingxing,woji,woji!jiubugaitingzhibojianzheiqunguanzhongde,chagefanghaihaiwosunshisiqiankuai,zhuannile。”

jianghaokandaoyoushiyibijukuandaozhang,liezuiyixiao:“okzhibojiandexiongdijiemeimen,jiexialaiyouwojidajianiuyiduan!”

秦月然:???

弹幕:

“???”

“???”

“bushigemen,biezanglaoziyanjinga!**le!”

“laoziyaoxiangkanniu**,nalibunengkan,feidekanni?”

“huanyigehuanyige!ranjiezhibojianchunzhengchangren。”

“……”

qinyueranrenbuzhufanlegebaiyan:“nitemiaodechanggegeyexinga。”

jianghaonaolenaotou:“butaihui。”

“changgeyebuhuia,neini……ng?”

tademuguangtouguojianghaoshexiangtou,kandaolechuangshangdeyibajian。

“neibajianshiganmade?suanmingdaojua?”

jianghaojiangjiannazaishouzhong,suikoudao:“e,jiushiyibaputongdemujian,ouershuashua,yesuanshidaojuba。”

qinyueranshuodao:“neiganghaoa,niwugejianbubininiu**qiangyibaibei?”

jianghaochenyinyisheng,diandiantou:“neiyexing,ganghaohuidian。”

ranhoujianghaozaipingmuqian,wudongzheshouzhongmujian。

此时此刻。

yigefenhongse,chongmanwenxindefangjiannei。

qinyueranzuozaidiannaoqian,kanzhepingmuzhongwujiandejianghao,renbuzhuluchuyimoxiaoyi。

turantayongzhetianninideyuqiduizhepingmu,dao:“ganxieqiyegegesongdeyifachaojihuojian,qiyelaobanyeyeshenggefadacai。”

“woa?mashangxiabole,xiaboqianchagefang,chadaolegesuanmingdashi,haha。”

“nanengshidaoshangde,youmeiyoudaoshangxianlingshuo,zhenyaoshidaoshangde,zheihundeyetaicanleba?”

qinyueranmuguangsuiyipieleyiyanhuamianzhongdejianghao,turandaimeiyicu。

此时此刻。

jianghaonaohaizhongturanchuanlaixitongtishi。

“ding…gongxisuzhukaiqi【shenjidanao】,yongyounitianxuexi,ganzhi,jiexinengli,binghuisuishiganzhichufarenwu,wanchengrenwukehuodejiangli。”

“ding…shenjidanaoganzhidaokongqizhongdelingli,zhengzaixuexilinglixishou。”

“ding…zhengzaixuexixiulian……xuexichenggong,jingjietisheng。”

“ding…zhengzailianjian,chenggongxidewanjianguizong。”

“ding…zhengzaishifangwanjianguizong,shuliandu+10%……+10%……”

“……”

“哈?”

江昊愣在原地。

ercishicike,jianghaoshenbianquechuxianleyidaodaojianying。

jianyingyuelaiyueduo,yuelaiyueduo……

jiuzheimezhengduizheshexiangtou。

众人:???