第1章
“xindaodelaowujianer，qiaoqiaoqixinghehuoshihong，yiyandakaimen。”
“zheigongyi，miaobishenghua，zheiyousexuanlanduocai，zouguoluguo，zaoqikaimendiyidan，guzhejia。”
zaoshangbadiangangguo，panjiayuanlijiuyijingrenshanrenhai。
zuoweijingchengzuidadeguwanshichang，panjiayuanderenaochangjingyagenjiubushiputongrennengxiangxiangde。zuoweiguwanhuijuzhidi，shangzhiguwanyuqi，xiazhishuhuadaqian，diaolanyuqi，qingci，guyu，shubushengshu。
gaoxingjuzheshoujizhanzaiguwanshichangqianzhibubuqian。
【zhubolugeliana，jineryaodaidajiahuoguangguangpanjiayuan？daoshixinxian。】
【**a，sharendounengkaizhibolea，zhubopabushigeshaziba，kanrennaodaiyoushayisi，douzhanzhebudongbangexiaoshile，lianjuhuayebushuo，zhubopabushizoudiuleba。】
【jing，mouguoqizhubozhibofadaiyuerubaiwan。】
zhibojianlisanwugeshuiyouliaotiandaqu，yeyudedanmucengchubuqiong。
可高兴却无心理会。
“直播捡漏系统？”
zuoweiyigeguoqixiaozhubo，gaoxingqianliangnianyecengpingjiezheduanshipinruanjiandejueqixiaohuoguoyiduanshijian，zhikexi，liuliangzheidongxikanbujianmobuzhe，jiusuanshihongjiyishidemingxingtianwangdouyoukenengguoqi，jiugengbietigaoxingyigehunhuwaidexiaozhubole。
zhishigaoxingzuomengyemeixiangdao，zijijintiantufaqixiang，xiangdaizheshuiyoumenlaiguangguangguwanshichang，jiuyiwailedechufalejinshouzhi。
“baoqianbaoqian，gangzoushenle，jinergezandeyisijiushidaizhedajiaguangyiguangjingchengyoumingdeguwanshichang，panjiayuandajiadoushuxi。”
“dajiayezhidao，woshihuwaizhubo，danhuwaizhibojiushineixiedongxi，jixiantiaozhan，shangjiedashan，zandouzuoguo，fanzhengyeshihuwai，jiusuandaidajiazhangzhangjianshi。”
dingledingshen，gaoxinggenzhibojianhudongleyiju。
【666，guoqizhubodaiguangpanjiayuan，zhibojianlouyuerubaiwan。】
【xingbuxinga，xigou，woshuozhubo，guwanzheixingdeshuikeshendehen，guangguangjiudelea，zhibojianloutingtingjiuxingle。nimenbuzhidao，qunianwonvpengyou......】
【woshishuoqunianwonvpengyoumailegexizhoudehuaping，hualedajiwan，jieguojiandingxialaishishangzhoude。】
【neipasha，zhubonenggenniyiyang，yuerubaiwanbushimeng。】
沙雕网友讨论起来。
tadezhibojianrenshubudaoyibairen，danqueshuoshenmededouyou，fenglianghuadebushao，yeyoubushaozaiquanzhubolianglierxing。
napameiwanguwan，dankongpayetingguoguwanshuishendeshuofa。
zheixingdang，ruxingshiniansuanqingpi，ruxingershiniancaimianqiangnengchiyikouguwandefan，xiangzaizheixinglizhuanqian，neijihumendoumeiyou。
hekuangpanjiayuanshishenmedifang？
jiusuanjialichenjisouhangkongmujian，dagewanliuyiquanchuqukongpayedingduojiushengyizhikuchazile。
“shaoanwuzao，zanmenguangguanghaishiyikanweizhu，dangran，ruguopengdaoloudehua，neizanyebujiaoqing。gaichushoushihoujiuchushou。”
高兴话没敢说满。
sheizhidaozheilaoshenzizhibojianlouxitongdaodikaopubukaopu？
sheirangxitongbangdinghou，liangeshiyongshuomingshuyemeiyou。
sheizhi，tahuayingangluoxia。
【zhibojianlou，zhenggoubaiwanjiuxiabo。】
**......
gaoxingyizheng，xianranmeiliaodaozijihuayinerhaimeiluoxiani，zhibojiandebiaotijiubeixitongzhijiegenggaile，tazuijiaochoudongleyixia，shenmejiaozhenggoubaiwanjiuxiabo？
【666，zhubozuishangqianxu，shentihaishimanchengshidema。】
【口嫌体正直？】
【zhenggoubaiwan，haodadekouqi，datingyixia，zhuboshenjiajiqianwan？rentongduokuidian，xingxuhaizhennengwanchengzheigexiaomubiao。】
【zhuboyebupafengdashanleshetou，biedaoshihouloumeijianzhe，beibierendangshengzhuzaile。】
wushidiaoshadiaowangyoudechaoxiao，chenjiuwanjuzheshoujiwanglizou。
“zouyizoukanyikana，xinxianchuludehaohuo，wumeijialian。”
“zheiweixiaolaoban，yikannijiushirenzhonglongfeng，biewanglizoule，yuewanglidongxiyueza，zanzheierdedongxijiubucuo，buranlaizhanyiyan？”
yigezhongnianhanziyibalazhulegaoxing。
tadingzhegaoxinghenjiule，zaipanjiayuanbaiditan，kaodejiushiyishouyanli。xingneirenyibanmeirenlan，yinweijiusuanlanleyezangbuzhu。
erzuoguwandezuixihuandejiushiliangzhongren。
qizhongyizhongjiushiwaidilailvyouguanguangdeyouke。
yishiyouqian，zheiqiershihaomianer。sanwujuchuipengxiaqu，bengshuodongxizhenjia，duobanhuichushoumaidianshahuiqu，shiwenzhuanbupeide。
erdierzhong，jiushigaoxingzheizhongnaodaishangdingzheshexiangtoude。
理由就更简单了。
zuozhibode，bengguanshizhendonghaishijiadong，weilezhiboxiaoguo，zonghuisiyazizuiyingdachuxue，erxianzaizuozhubodetingduo，zheitanzhukemeishaocongzhuboshenshangzhengqian。
“nei......kankan？”
gaoxingtingxiajiaobu，tabenlaixiangwanglizoulaizhe，buguozuoyoushizhibo，kankanyemeihuaichu。
zhishiniuguoshenqiaozhezhongniantanzhudetanwei，gaoxingdoujingle。
“dage，zheijigeyisi？”
gaoxingzhizheqizhongyigewujian，lengdao。
“zenmeyang？xiqiba，zheiwanyikeshihaodongxi。”
tanzhucuozheshou，jixudao。“qiaojianmei，zheiyuzhi，zheizuogong，zheibaojiang，shangdengdehaohuo，erqiexiaolaobannikana，wangmuniangniangshishenxianbushi？
falibenjiutongtian，zuinengzhenzhaipixie，zaijiashangzheiyouheiyoucudejiatelin，bengguanshenmeyaomoguiguaidoubunengjinshen。”
“kaimendiyidan，jiaogepengyou，yiqianwu，buhaijia。”
摊主吹得天花乱坠。
gaoxingkanzhetanweishangwangmuniangniangkangzhejiatelinzhenggerendoumengle。
“那这个呢？”
“bushiguwanma？nihaimaiyesude？”
zhongniantanzhuyipaidatui，baoqigaoxingzhizhedeyesudileguolai。“zheigea，zhongxihebi，niqiaojianmei，yesuzuoliantai，shouchishizijia，zhongxihebi，tianxiawudi。”
“zheiyang，ruguolianggenidouyao，wojinidageduizhe，suanniliangqianwu，zheikeshitiaoloudashuaimaile。”
made，zheidaguzheyebunengyaoa。
gaoxingwuyudekanzhezichuizileidezhongniantanzhu，yahuazidousuanle。
tabudongguwan，zheimeiwenti，kelaozizhangdexiangshazi？
高兴掉头就走。
直播间里都笑喷了。