“kungecaitouji，zheizhongshouchong，tatianshengweiqian，tongshitahaihenrongyiyingji。”
“ruoshishoudaowaijiede**heliuyanfeiyu，jiuhuiweikouquanwu，zhijiejueshi，suoyihendayibufenkunge，shieside！”
tingdaolinquandehua，litianqiditouchensi，duifangshuodehaoxiangqueshimeicuo，zheixiatagengjiaqidaiduifangsuoshuodebanfale。
ruoshizhendehua，shuobudingkungecaitoujidebinlinmiejuewentidounenggoujiejue。
“erxiangyaojiejuetadezheizhongwenti，bixuyaojiangduifangdeweidaokuokuan，tongshitongguoxiaohaotamentineinenglianglairangtamenganjuedaojie！”
“qizhongzuijiandandebanfa，jiushirangqimeitian，zhongfuqianhouzuoyoudeguilvxingyundong，meitianlianxishizhanglianggebanxiaoshi，zhiyaochixulianxiliangnianban，jiukeyizuodao！”
“lingwai，kungeshiyizhongfeichangxihuandalanqiudeshouchong，ouerjitadadalanqiu，nenggourangqiduizheigeshijiegengjiareai，rangqideqiushengyuwanggengqiang！”
“tongshidalanqiuhaineng**kungedeheermeng，congerxiyinkunjieshangtou，shuangfangjinxingyouhaojiaoliu！”
李天齐：？？？
“？？？”
“？？？”
“a？wotingdaoleshenme？haiyouzheimeqipadepeiyufangshima？”
“kungedalanqiu？bushi，quangenibuyaodouwoxiaoahahahaha！”
“buxingle，woyaoxiaosile，zhubozhendeshijiyouzhuanyezhishihaihuigaozhiboxiaoguo，guanzhule！”
“zhuboganggangshulidejianshouzhiwangrenshe，mashangjiubeizijigaotafangle。”
“biexiashuo，quangebenjiushiyipianfeixu，helaitafangyishuo。”
qiaojiandanmusuoshuode，linquanmeihaoqidefanlefanbaiyan，zijishuodedoushishihua，zhishimeiyourenxiangxineryi。
“zheiyangba！nimuqiandekunge，waixiantianfushidji，yinzangxuemaicaishibji，nixianzaiquzhaogelanqiuguolai，wolaibangnijifatadeyinzangxuemai。”
ertingweixu，yanjianweishi。
linquanyaorangtamenkankan，tazheigejianshouzhiwangdehanjinliang。
dangranle，zhiyoujifaduifangdebjixuemai，tadejianshoutujian，cainengchouquduifangdetianfudengji。
“已经开始笑了！”
“wodaoshitingqidai，zhuboyaogaoshenmejiemuxiaoguo！”
“kuaiqujiwokungebalanqiunaguolai，tazuotiantuomenggaosuwotaxiangdalanqiu！”
cuntouqingnianzhaozuo，bijingmeiyousuchen，tadoubuzhidaozijidekungejingranshiyinzangxuemai，nenggouhuanqudaobushaodehaochu。
“hao，xianzaihenidekunge，laiyichangyiduiyidepk！tongguoduikang，rangtajihuoxuemai！”linquanhuayinluoxia。
bushaokanzhibodeguanzhongbianluchuhuixinyixiao。
搞节目效果无疑了！
fanzhengduifangbenlaijiuzhishijianshoude，shuocuoleyekeyishuoshijiemuxiaoguo。
cuntouqingnianbudong，danyijiuzhaozuo。
jiuzaitazuochuyunqiudongzuodeshihou，zhongrenturanfaxian，taduimianneikunge，jingranturanfashengletianfandifudebianhua。
feichangrenzhendezhanzaiqingnianmianqian，chibangzhangkai，qitujinxingfangshou。
“changshiguodiaota！”linquanzaidukaikou。
cuntouqingnianwenyan，xinzhongbujie，guoduifang，zhendeyouyiyima？
tayadishenti，ceguoshenjiuzhijiexuanzeconghoubianjinxingtupo。
zhibuguotadesudubingbukuai，bijingduifuyigeshouchong，haibuzhiyuneimerenzhen，buranxiandetaxiangqifuxiaohaiziyiyang。
jiuzaitacongcemianyaotupodeshihou，zhijianneikungecaitouji，shunjianxiaoshizaiyuandi，chuxianzaiqingniandelingyice，chibangyipu，bianjiangqiujiduandiaole。
“zheishi...kunshan？”
kanzhibodelitianqi，dunshidengdaleyanjing，yanjinglimanshibukezhixindeyangzi。
danmashang，tadexinzhongbianshiandaobuhao。
zaogao，zheikungecaitoujidehanjinliang，haizaishangsheng！
beiduanqiudeqingnianzhijiejiumengbile。
bushi，zijizheikunge，zhendehuidalanqiu？
xiayimiao，tabianjiangzijizheigexiangfapaozhinaohoule。
zhijiankungejingranzhendezaidishangpaizheqiu，ranhousanzhijizhuadejijiaozaidishangyideng，jingsudujikuaidechaozuojinxingtupo。
tazhijieshenshouqudang，quebuliaozheikungedesudu，jingranbixiangxiangzhongyaokuaideduo。