第1章

(daifu:laibajiu,waimiandekerendoudengshangcaini!)

(ps,benshuganqingxihenshao,qiemeiyouzhenzhengyiyishangdenvzhu,dan,nvxingjiaosetingduo,ouerchuchang,zengtianlequ……dongdedoudong,jieyiwuru!)

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“zhishidakaoyijingjieshu,haimeiqiyuelingshoude,mingtianjiukeyibulaixuexiaole。”

banzhurenyuanhongshuowan,xueshengmenqiqihuitou,kanxiangjiaoluodexiazhou。

quanbanjiutayige,lianzuidijideyushoudouhaimeiqiyueshang。

xiazhoushibangexiaoshizhiqianchuanyueguolaide,xianzainaozilidexinxiyijingxiaohuadechabuduole。

zheishiyigequanminyushoudeshijie。

夏州现在高三。

quanguodakaoyigongfenweiliangge,zhishidakaoleisiqianshidegaokao,ganggangjieshu。

haiyouyigeyushoudakao,zaiyizhouyihoujinxing。

nengtongguoyushoudakaodetongxue,huibeizhuanmendeyushouxueyuanluqu,yihouyouhendajihuichengweizheigeshijiezuiyoudiweideyileiren——yushoushi。

meiyoutongguoyushoudakaodetongxue,huigenjuzhishidakaodechengjijinruputongdexueshuxingyuanxiao,zuizhonglunluoweishehuigejiedeniuma。

zheigeshijiehenweixian,xiashuidaosuishidounengcuanchuyitiaolingsheshangren,yewaijiugengbietile。

yushi,yushou,bianchenglerenmenshenghuobukehuoquedeyibufen。

tamenbujinkeyibaohuqiyuezhedeanquan,haikeyifankuibufenlinglidaoqiyuezheshenshang,shirenleihuodechaofandenenglihetipo。

zheigeshijiederenmen,nianmanshibasui,huiziranhuodeqiyuenengli。

xiazhouzhijinmeiqiyuedeliyouhenjiandan:

没钱。

fumuquansizailelingshoushouli,tazhangzheimedaquankao**jidebutiejin。

yizhizuidijidelingshouyouzaidoudeshangwanlingshoubi。

根本买不起。

zijiquyewaibuzhuolingshouyouzaigengbuxianshi,haibugouyewailingshouyidunfandeni。

juliyushoudakaozhishengxiayizhou,lianyushoudouhaimeiyou。

时间紧,任务重。

meibanfa,zhinengkaile……

统来!

hongshizixiaoshuomeishaokan,tahenqingchu,xitongzheiwanyier,chuanyuezhebaoyoude。

要真没有的话……

yaozhenmeiyou,taxianzaijiuquga!

对,就这性子。

haozaishi,xiazhouxinzhonganxiangwan,qinqiedeshengyinjiuchuandaoleerbian:

【叮!】

【zhibojianshouxitongyijihuo。】

jiezhexiazhouyanqianchuxianlexitongdexiangxijieshao,yigongsigexiaoguo:

【linglizengyu:zaidoulepingtaikaitongzhibo,meitianhuigenjuzhiborenqiheliwujiazhi,zhijiezengyusuzhuxiangyinglingqijiangli。】

【jianshoushentong:nikeyikandaolingshouyijiyulingshouxiangguanwupindesuoyouxinxi,baokuobianyixinxi、jinhualuxiandeng。】

【meiriyishou:meitianxianboyixiaoshi,xiabozhihou,xitonghuijiangliyizhi,hejintianlianmaidepinzhizuigaodelingshou,yimoyiyangde1jilingshou。】

【yiwaizhixi:zaizhibozhongyudaoteshuqingkuang,xitonghuigenjuzhiboneirongtigongxinxihuoteshuwupin。】

够用。

linglizengyu:doubuyongqiyuelingshou,zhiyaozhiboxiaoguohao,zijijiunengwudi。

jianshoushentong:nageshouxingnageshoubuxing,dadeguodabuguo,yiyanjiuchoumingbaierde。

meiriyishou:lingshouyebuquele,zhibogangeyinian,dounengkaigedongwuyuan。

yaoshipengdaogedalaoguolailianmai,gaopinzhidelingshoubusuishoujiulaima?

zuihouyigexiaoguo,haishibushijigeyiwaijingxi,xiangshoubaneijiu。

……

dengdaofangxue,xiazhoumeiyouhuixuexiaotigongdesushe。

直接往校外走去。

daoxiaomenkoudeshihou,wangliangchongzhexiazhouhanleyisheng:

“oi!”

zaiyuanzhudejiyizhong,yinweimeiyouqiyuelingshou,meishaoaizheirenqifu。

xiazhoumeiyoulihui,ziguchulexiaomen。

byd,nidengnidhuilaide……

nachuzandeyidianqian,daowaimiankaileyijianjiudian。

bijingyaozhibo,zaisushebieniu。

zanshiyemeiyouzhuanyedeshebei,jiuyongzijizheiershoumiziduifuyitianba。

zheigeshijieyeyouyigeleisimouyinderuanjian:

逗乐。

xiazhoulianfandoumeichi,biankaiqilediyichangzhibo。

yonghunicheng:sanchuanjianshou。

直播标题:

【tiaozhanquanwang,jiumeiyouwoburenshidelingshou!ruyoushuocuo,xianchangdakuan500!】

quanzhizhezheigebiaoti,xiyinjinlaijigeren。

jinjinchuchu,renshuyizhizaiqibapaihuai。

“youxingqudekeyilianmaishiyixia,zhenshiyouxiao!”

ranerpiaochulaidediyitiaodanmushi:

【bushi,xianzaizuojidounengkaizhibole?】

……

原主就这条件。

紧接着又是一条:

【zhuo!nibushuowoyizhiyiweizhubodademasaikeni!】

【benlaihaiyoudianxingqu,rangnimenzheimeyishuo,shoujidoubuzhi500,zhaoshajiwomenni!】

zheishuodeshihua,xiazhouzijikanzhezheigehuazhidourenbuzhuxiangtucao。

【biaotidang,chunyaofande。】

这话就不行了:

“gongchuqu,qierbade,xianzhenile!”

“zhijiejizheixiaozilahei,wozheizhibojianrenjiushizaishao,yebujizheizhongrenkan。”

“zaishuoyibian,zhenshiyouxiao!zhuboshimeiqian,danyeyaomianzi!”

shuobaile,chuanyuezhiqianxiazhoujiushigepixie,nenghuoqijiuhuo,huobulejiuga,weiqushiweiqubuleyidian。

meixiangdaozheihuayishuo,zhibojianrenshufanerwendingzaile8geyishang,luluxuxuhainengjinlaiyiliangge。

【meimaobing!keyibukan,shuorenyaofanjiubuduile。】

【eiyowo!zheizhubotaikuangle!woxihuan!】

【bushi,danfanzhubonianlingzaidadian,wodounengxin,zheikanyangzilianyushoukenengdouhaimeiqiyueni……】

【queshi!wokanbiaoti,yeyiweinageyushoudanenglaileni,meixiangdaoshigehaizi。】

【xinbuxinde,shishiyoubuyaoqian,wolai!】

xiayimiao,‘lvshenhua·dalang’shenqinglianmai。

……zheimingzi,lianggeshijiedewenhuadaoshichabuduo。

同意。

yigewudalangtouxiangdeyonghujiuchuxianzaileyouxiajiao。

xiazhouxiangtafachushipinyaoqing。

“dianjiqueren,dakaishipin,lai。”

kaibohaojifenzhong,caiyouyigekenlianmaishiyixiade。

xiazhoupobujidaixiangyaozhanshiyixia。

youxitongzai,bieshuokandaolingshouquanmao,jiunachuyigenmaofa,xiangguandexinxiyehuichuxianzaixiazhounaohai。

shipinjietong,youxiajiaochuxianleyiweisuixingqieyidezhongniannanren,kanyangzizhengxiekaozaishafashang,bainongzheshouji。

“双击翻转。”

“怎么翻转?”

“双击翻转!”

……

kanguozhibodeyinggaizhidao,zheigeguochenglaofeijingle。

bainonglehaoyizhen,dagedejingtouzhongyufanchenglehouzhi。

jialibijiaolingluan,tiaojiankanshangquzhinengshuo:henyiban。

“lingshouhuanchulaikanyixia。”

huayingangluo,dagexiangzhiyidan,ketingzhongyanghudeshanchuyidaohuoguang。

【靠!凤凰???】

下一秒。

yizhibanrengao,hongseyumaodedajichuxianzailehuamianzhizhong。

meidengxiazhoukaikou,danmujiudalechulai:

【……焰羽鸡!】

【bushi,dage,ni,jiunazheikaoyanta?】

kandaozheigedaji,xiazhouyehenshiwang。

jiumeiyouxitong,yixiazhounaozhongdezhishichubei,yewanquannengshuogeyiersan。

系统生效。

yanyujidesuoyouxinxiyixiachuxianzailexiazhouyanqian:

【焰羽鸡】

【评级:F】

【64级,成长期】

【zhuangtai:jiankang,chicheng】

【技能:赤焰火羽】

【jinhualuxian:jingchangshiyongbingxishiwu,youbaifenzhiyidejilvbianyijinhua,chengwei‘bingyanshuangyuji’。】

fjijiushizuidipingjidelingshou,zaiwangshangyiciyou:e、d、c、b、a、s……

dabufenrendoushiehefjilingshou,djiwangshangjiusuanshizhenguile。

lingwailingshoudedengjicong1dao100。

1dao10jishuyuyounianqi,keyiqiyue,bujubeizhandounengli。

10jiyishangshuyuchengzhangqi,yongyoulegongjixing,meitishengyiji,zhanlijiutishengyifen。

dengdao100ji,jiushuyuchengshuti,zhanlidadaodianfeng,yibanqingkuangxiajiubuzaifashengtaidabianhua。

kanwanzheijiahuodexinximianban,rangxiazhoumeixiangdaodeshi,zheijiahuohainengjinhuani。

yanyujishisuichukejiandelingshou。

kezheitiaojinhuaxinxi,kongpazhenggelingshoujiedoumeirenzhidao。

yanyujishuyuhuoshuxinglingshou,yibanyehuixuanzezhongxinghehuoxishiwuweishi。

buhuiyourenxiangdao,weishibingxishiwu,keyishiqibianyijinhuade。

xiazhouananjiangzheitiaoxinxijixia,youjihuichangshigaogebianyijichulaikankanshenmexiaoguo。

xinxiquanbukanwan,xiazhouhuanhuankaikou:

“焰羽鸡。”

【尼玛,废话。】

【zheihaiyaokanzheimebantian,danmuneixiongdizaodachulai。】

夏州接着说道:

“taganggangchiwandongxi。”

lianmaideneigedage,shoujihuangdongleyixia,yinggaishixiekaodeshentizuoleqilai:

“哦?”

dagedefanyingyijingshuomingleyiqie。

【shenme?tashuoduile?】

【gangchiguodongxinengkanchulai?mengdeba?】

【zenmekanchulaideni?zuimeicaganjing?】

【zhubobunengzhenyoudongxiba?】

夏州没做解释。

tadezhuyaomudeshiliandaogaopinzhidelingshou,buxiangzaiyizhiyanyujishenshanglangfeitaiduoshijian。

“64ji,shentijiankang,haiyoushiermeile,meiyouhuanxiayige,zheizhongmeishenmepaimiandeyihoujiujinliangbiewangchunale。”

dagenengtingchuxiazhoudediaokan,meiyoushengqi,fanerxiaole:

“haha,xiaohuozizhenxinga!64jinidounengkanchulai?”

【zhendejiade?liushiduojiwonenglijie,64ji,zheimezhunquema?】

【niliangbunengshijiwomenyanxiniba?】

shuobiedexiazhoubujiang,danshuotazhaotuoerneibuxing。

“sheijuedeshituoerdesheijiushangmai,renherendouyiyang,shuocuoyizhi,zhuanzhang500。”

maishangdedageyebangmangjieshi:

“longguorenbupianlongguoren,zheixiaozizhenyoudongxi,wofashibushituoer……”

haimeidengzheiweidagexiamai,lianmaishenqingjiupaishangleyigeren。

【wozheieryoutiaolong,nengbangwokanyixiama?】

zheirenjinjiezhefadeyitiaodanmu,kejixiazhoujidonghuaile。

龙?

这就来龙了吗?

longxilingshou,zuidipinzhidepingjiyezaiajia!

anzhaoyuanzhudejiyi,haoxiangzhijinmeiyourenyongyoulongxilingshouba?

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