第4章

yaoshuoxianzaizheinianqingrenyeshi,shuotachuanleba,gaidangdedifangdouluzhe,shuotameichuanba,yishuangbaisiyoutaodeguiguijujude。

xiazhouwantiyimiao,zhibojiandoudemei。

【vocal!gangcaishenmedongxihuangyixiazi!】

【dachangmiana!!!yourenjietulema?】

【haideshinianqingrenhuiwanera!】

【meimeishuohuaroushengxiyude,keshencaishizhenyouliaoa!zhikeximeikandaolian。】

【ze!chuandier,meinawomendangqinxiongdishiba?renjiazijidouyuanyichujing,nizahaijigualeni?】

……

【wenyixia,zenmechadui?】

zaiduinvhaierdeyilunshengzhong,jiazazheyigezhengjingdedanmu。

对啊,怎么插队?

yihouzhibojianyuezuoyueda,zhianshunxulaikendingbuxing。

erqie,chaduishanglaidecaishigaozhiliangde。

夏州想了一下:

“chaduidehua,yigehuazi!”

yaoshaoleshibujixitongmianzi。

【你是真敢要啊!】

【muqiankanlai,zhubohaizhenzhizheigejia,kanlezheimejiu,haoxiangmeiyouchucuode。】

【nizheimeyishuo,haizhenshi!】

bansuizhehualidedonghua,zaidanmuzhongjiazaleyitiaoliwuxiaoxitixing:

‘yonghu79630081’weizhubosongchuleyigejianianhua。

yigehuazisanqianlingshoubi。

【bushi,zheidagezhenshuaa!】

【youqianrendeshijianjiushibaogui,qianmianyigongjiupailebudaoshige,sanqianlingshoubishishuorengjiurenga!】

【zheijueduishigeshouzi,kuai,dajiazhunbeizhangyan!】

zheiyangdeguanzhong,caishixiazhouxiangyaode!

zhaodaozheiweidagedelianmaishenqing,zhijiejietong。

大哥上来就一句话:

“wozheigenizhiyaonengjiaochumingzi,zaishuasangehuazi。”

tingshengyinhenshenchen,shuohuayehenyoudiqi。

zheizhong,yitingjiuzhidaoshiyoushilide。

tingdaodagezheiyangshuo,xiazhouhenkaixin。

zheibushangganzhesongliwulailema?

liwuyehuizengjialinglizengyu,jintiancaidiyitiankaibo,zhengbuhaoxiabozhihou,linglizhijienengtishengdaoerjie。

“dakaishipinchouyiyan。”

jietongshipin,dagedangleyixiashexiangtou,huamianfanzhuanguoqu,shiyigedaketing,yidayanjiurangrenjuedeqipai。

jingtouyihuangyihuangde,zaichuanguoyigezoulangheqianting,cailaidaomenkou。

【zheijiushichuanshuozhongdebieye?zoulangdoubiwojiaketingkuanchang!】

【meixiangdaozaixiaozhibojiankandaozhendalaole!】

【woxianzaijiuxiangzhidao,xiangzheizhongdage,shoulidoushisiyangdeshenmelingshou。】

【dji?haishicji?】

【shuoshihua,wozheibeizihaimeiyouqinyanjianguocjilingshouni。】

lingshoudepingjizhiyouqiyuezhekeyikandao,renmenzhishigenjuyidaiyidaidezongjie,batamenluxujiludaoleziliaokuzhong。

suirancongsdaoffenle7ji,danxianshizhongnengjiandaode,dabufendoushidjiyixia。

yongyoucjiyishanglingshoude,doubushiyibanren,pingchanghennanjiechudao。

xiazhouyehenqidai,zheigedagenengzhaohuanyizhishenmechulai。

laidaoyuanzi,caoping、jiashan、liangting、chitang,erqiehenganjingliangtang,hegangcaineigexiaogejiadeyuanzixingchenglexianmingdeduibi。

dageyidianguanziyebumai。

danshouyihui,yishengjuxiaojiuchuandaolezhibojiannei。

嗷~

yucitongshi,dageshoujidehuamian,shunjianbeiheiseyouyinghelanseshandianlongzhao。

shenxinghaimeiyouwanquanxianxian,dankantixing,buyayuyizuoxiaofangzi。

【zheishenme,zhenmeijianguo!】

【tingjiaosheng,xiangshixiongxidelingshou!】

【**,neijintiankezhenshikaileyanle,xiongxidelingshouwozhizaishoujishangjiandaoguo。】

【zadegemener,nizheihuiershunzheshoujizuandagejialile?】

suizheyouyingjianjianxiaosan,yizhijuxiongchuxianzailehuamianzhizhong。

tadeshenzhouyouleidianshanshuo,zhenggeshenziyehuigenzheleidiandeguangliangbuduanyinxian。

kanshangqu,xiangshiyigedazheguangdexuying。

【zhenshixiong,buguokanshangquhaoqiguaia!】

【queshi,conglaimeiyoujianguozheizhongxiong,erqiehenxiang……jiade。】

【lianggerenzaizheierbawomendangshaziwanerniba?zheixiongmingxianshiguangdachulaide!】

【VR?AR?】

zaixiazhouzheibian,xitongyijingjichulewanzhengdexinxi。

【雷决幽影熊】

【评级:C】

【100ji,chengshuti】

【zhuangtai:shentijiankang,danmeiyoushengyunengli,xinlishaoyouyiyu】

【jineng:zhangleijue、juxiongpaoxiao、huayou、youyingleibao】

【yinzangxinxi:tabenlaizhishileijuexiong,younianshiqishouteshulingli‘youying’qinshi,bianyichenglexianzaideleijueyouyingxiong。

tadeshentihezhanlizaiyouyingdejiachixia,bujinmeiyouxueruo,haidedaolejiaqiang。

buguo,youyuyouyingdeyingxiang,tashengyufangmiandenengliwanquansangshi。

zheishitaxinzhongyiyudezhuyaoyuanyin。】

【ding!yiwaizhixichufa!xiabozhihou,xitonghuijiangliyili‘poyoudan’,keyiquchuyouyinglingliduilingshouzaochengdesuoyoufumianyingxiang。】

还真是C级灵兽!

kaibodiyitianjiuliandaoleyizhicjilingshou,wanquanchaoguolexiazhoudeyuqi。

buchuyiwaidehua,xiabozhihou,xiazhouzhishaokeyihuodeyizhi1jideleijueyouyingxiongle。

dagekandaodanmushangfenfenshuaping,shuozheizhixiongshijiade,bingmeiyoukoutoujieshi。

ershizhijierangleijueyouyingxiongchaozheyuanchuhouchuyisheng。

‘巨熊咆哮’

yidaoqilangfeiguo,yuanzhongdeyizuojiashanshunjianhuachengjifen。

【duibuqi,wocuole。】

【guaiwojianshiduan,queshimeijianguo,zhubonengrenchulaibu?】

【shuochulaizheige,guanzhuyoule。】

夏州开口:

“雷决幽影熊。”

【yourenshidema?tashuodeduima?】

danmumeiyourenhuiying,douzaidengzheiweilianmaidedagebiaotai。

nengtingdaodagezanshangdiqinghengleyisheng:

“zhenyoudiandongxi。meicuo,jiushileijueyouyingxiong。”

zheizhongbianyidelingshoushushishaojian,nengjiaochutademingzizuyizhengmingxiazhouqueshibujiandan。

tamenbuzhidaodeshi,duixiazhoulaishuo,zheigemingzibingbusuanshenme,takandaodexinxiketaiduole。

dageshuodaozuodao,dangjiyoushualesangejianianhua。

“haiyouni,nikantadejiankangzhuangkuangzenmeyang?”

yushoushiheqiyuelingshoudelinghunshenshenbangding,huxiangzhijianhuiyouyingxiang。

zheizhichengshutidecjileijueyouyingxiong,jueduishidagezhuyangdelingshou。

ruguotacunzaineifangmiandewenti。

不用看。

dagebaifenzhiyibaiershiqi,neifangmianyeyouwenti。

zijidelingshoutahenqingchu,zheimewenxiazhou,jiushibaozheyisixiwang。

夏州回问道:

“fangbianzaizhibojianshuoma?”

xiazhoumeiyouzhijieshuoming,xiangzhejidageliudianmianzi。

“shuo,meishenmebufangbiande。”

dagesuiranbaoyouqidai,danbingburenwei,xiazhoulianzheizhongwentidounengkanchulai。

夏州开口:

“cji,100ji,chengshuti,xiongxilingshou,zhandoulijiqiang,……”

yitiaoyitiaoxinxishuochukou,yindezhibojianlirenaoleqilai。

【!!!zhencji!wodetianna!neiketaiyoupaimianle!】

【yongyoucjichengshutilingshou,zheidageqimashisanxingyushoushiba?】

【zheishinaweidalao,dajiayourenshidema?】

【dagehaiquelingshouma?wobaihu,shuixide,keyibawoshoulema?】

【wobuxin,xianyanhuo。】

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