yaoshuoxianzaizheinianqingrenyeshi,shuotachuanleba,gaidangdedifangdouluzhe,shuotameichuanba,yishuangbaisiyoutaodeguiguijujude。
xiazhouwantiyimiao,zhibojiandoudemei。
【vocal!gangcaishenmedongxihuangyixiazi!】
【dachangmiana!!!yourenjietulema?】
【haideshinianqingrenhuiwanera!】
【meimeishuohuaroushengxiyude,keshencaishizhenyouliaoa!zhikeximeikandaolian。】
【ze!chuandier,meinawomendangqinxiongdishiba?renjiazijidouyuanyichujing,nizahaijigualeni?】
……
【wenyixia,zenmechadui?】
zaiduinvhaierdeyilunshengzhong,jiazazheyigezhengjingdedanmu。
对啊,怎么插队?
yihouzhibojianyuezuoyueda,zhianshunxulaikendingbuxing。
erqie,chaduishanglaidecaishigaozhiliangde。
夏州想了一下:
“chaduidehua,yigehuazi!”
yaoshaoleshibujixitongmianzi。
【你是真敢要啊!】
【muqiankanlai,zhubohaizhenzhizheigejia,kanlezheimejiu,haoxiangmeiyouchucuode。】
【nizheimeyishuo,haizhenshi!】
bansuizhehualidedonghua,zaidanmuzhongjiazaleyitiaoliwuxiaoxitixing:
‘yonghu79630081’weizhubosongchuleyigejianianhua。
yigehuazisanqianlingshoubi。
【bushi,zheidagezhenshuaa!】
【youqianrendeshijianjiushibaogui,qianmianyigongjiupailebudaoshige,sanqianlingshoubishishuorengjiurenga!】
【zheijueduishigeshouzi,kuai,dajiazhunbeizhangyan!】
zheiyangdeguanzhong,caishixiazhouxiangyaode!
zhaodaozheiweidagedelianmaishenqing,zhijiejietong。
大哥上来就一句话:
“wozheigenizhiyaonengjiaochumingzi,zaishuasangehuazi。”
tingshengyinhenshenchen,shuohuayehenyoudiqi。
zheizhong,yitingjiuzhidaoshiyoushilide。
tingdaodagezheiyangshuo,xiazhouhenkaixin。
zheibushangganzhesongliwulailema?
liwuyehuizengjialinglizengyu,jintiancaidiyitiankaibo,zhengbuhaoxiabozhihou,linglizhijienengtishengdaoerjie。
“dakaishipinchouyiyan。”
jietongshipin,dagedangleyixiashexiangtou,huamianfanzhuanguoqu,shiyigedaketing,yidayanjiurangrenjuedeqipai。
jingtouyihuangyihuangde,zaichuanguoyigezoulangheqianting,cailaidaomenkou。
【zheijiushichuanshuozhongdebieye?zoulangdoubiwojiaketingkuanchang!】
【meixiangdaozaixiaozhibojiankandaozhendalaole!】
【woxianzaijiuxiangzhidao,xiangzheizhongdage,shoulidoushisiyangdeshenmelingshou。】
【dji?haishicji?】
【shuoshihua,wozheibeizihaimeiyouqinyanjianguocjilingshouni。】
lingshoudepingjizhiyouqiyuezhekeyikandao,renmenzhishigenjuyidaiyidaidezongjie,batamenluxujiludaoleziliaokuzhong。
suirancongsdaoffenle7ji,danxianshizhongnengjiandaode,dabufendoushidjiyixia。
yongyoucjiyishanglingshoude,doubushiyibanren,pingchanghennanjiechudao。
xiazhouyehenqidai,zheigedagenengzhaohuanyizhishenmechulai。
laidaoyuanzi,caoping、jiashan、liangting、chitang,erqiehenganjingliangtang,hegangcaineigexiaogejiadeyuanzixingchenglexianmingdeduibi。
dageyidianguanziyebumai。
danshouyihui,yishengjuxiaojiuchuandaolezhibojiannei。
嗷~
yucitongshi,dageshoujidehuamian,shunjianbeiheiseyouyinghelanseshandianlongzhao。
shenxinghaimeiyouwanquanxianxian,dankantixing,buyayuyizuoxiaofangzi。
【zheishenme,zhenmeijianguo!】
【tingjiaosheng,xiangshixiongxidelingshou!】
【**,neijintiankezhenshikaileyanle,xiongxidelingshouwozhizaishoujishangjiandaoguo。】
【zadegemener,nizheihuiershunzheshoujizuandagejialile?】
suizheyouyingjianjianxiaosan,yizhijuxiongchuxianzailehuamianzhizhong。
tadeshenzhouyouleidianshanshuo,zhenggeshenziyehuigenzheleidiandeguangliangbuduanyinxian。
kanshangqu,xiangshiyigedazheguangdexuying。
【zhenshixiong,buguokanshangquhaoqiguaia!】
【queshi,conglaimeiyoujianguozheizhongxiong,erqiehenxiang……jiade。】
【lianggerenzaizheierbawomendangshaziwanerniba?zheixiongmingxianshiguangdachulaide!】
【VR?AR?】
zaixiazhouzheibian,xitongyijingjichulewanzhengdexinxi。
【雷决幽影熊】
【评级:C】
【100ji,chengshuti】
【zhuangtai:shentijiankang,danmeiyoushengyunengli,xinlishaoyouyiyu】
【jineng:zhangleijue、juxiongpaoxiao、huayou、youyingleibao】
【yinzangxinxi:tabenlaizhishileijuexiong,younianshiqishouteshulingli‘youying’qinshi,bianyichenglexianzaideleijueyouyingxiong。
tadeshentihezhanlizaiyouyingdejiachixia,bujinmeiyouxueruo,haidedaolejiaqiang。
buguo,youyuyouyingdeyingxiang,tashengyufangmiandenengliwanquansangshi。
zheishitaxinzhongyiyudezhuyaoyuanyin。】
【ding!yiwaizhixichufa!xiabozhihou,xitonghuijiangliyili‘poyoudan’,keyiquchuyouyinglingliduilingshouzaochengdesuoyoufumianyingxiang。】
还真是C级灵兽!
kaibodiyitianjiuliandaoleyizhicjilingshou,wanquanchaoguolexiazhoudeyuqi。
buchuyiwaidehua,xiabozhihou,xiazhouzhishaokeyihuodeyizhi1jideleijueyouyingxiongle。
dagekandaodanmushangfenfenshuaping,shuozheizhixiongshijiade,bingmeiyoukoutoujieshi。
ershizhijierangleijueyouyingxiongchaozheyuanchuhouchuyisheng。
‘巨熊咆哮’
yidaoqilangfeiguo,yuanzhongdeyizuojiashanshunjianhuachengjifen。
【duibuqi,wocuole。】
【guaiwojianshiduan,queshimeijianguo,zhubonengrenchulaibu?】
【shuochulaizheige,guanzhuyoule。】
夏州开口:
“雷决幽影熊。”
【yourenshidema?tashuodeduima?】
danmumeiyourenhuiying,douzaidengzheiweilianmaidedagebiaotai。
nengtingdaodagezanshangdiqinghengleyisheng:
“zhenyoudiandongxi。meicuo,jiushileijueyouyingxiong。”
zheizhongbianyidelingshoushushishaojian,nengjiaochutademingzizuyizhengmingxiazhouqueshibujiandan。
tamenbuzhidaodeshi,duixiazhoulaishuo,zheigemingzibingbusuanshenme,takandaodexinxiketaiduole。
dageshuodaozuodao,dangjiyoushualesangejianianhua。
“haiyouni,nikantadejiankangzhuangkuangzenmeyang?”
yushoushiheqiyuelingshoudelinghunshenshenbangding,huxiangzhijianhuiyouyingxiang。
zheizhichengshutidecjileijueyouyingxiong,jueduishidagezhuyangdelingshou。
ruguotacunzaineifangmiandewenti。
不用看。
dagebaifenzhiyibaiershiqi,neifangmianyeyouwenti。
zijidelingshoutahenqingchu,zheimewenxiazhou,jiushibaozheyisixiwang。
夏州回问道:
“fangbianzaizhibojianshuoma?”
xiazhoumeiyouzhijieshuoming,xiangzhejidageliudianmianzi。
“shuo,meishenmebufangbiande。”
dagesuiranbaoyouqidai,danbingburenwei,xiazhoulianzheizhongwentidounengkanchulai。
夏州开口:
“cji,100ji,chengshuti,xiongxilingshou,zhandoulijiqiang,……”
yitiaoyitiaoxinxishuochukou,yindezhibojianlirenaoleqilai。
【!!!zhencji!wodetianna!neiketaiyoupaimianle!】
【yongyoucjichengshutilingshou,zheidageqimashisanxingyushoushiba?】
【zheishinaweidalao,dajiayourenshidema?】
【dagehaiquelingshouma?wobaihu,shuixide,keyibawoshoulema?】
【wobuxin,xianyanhuo。】
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