【sheji-lv0：jingyanzhi+2】
【sheji-lv0：jingyanzhi+3】
……
genghuandanjia，linxiaoqingtanleyikouqi。
zheigejinengmingzishi“sheji”，erbushi“shouqiang”，neijiudaibiaotawufashuangshuaqianlidianle。
砰!砰!砰!
【sheji-lv0：jingyanzhi+3】
【sheji-lv0：jingyanzhi+2】
【sheji-lv0>>>sheji-lv1!qianlidian+1】
……
renzhendijiangshengxiadezidanshewan，linxiaoguihaileqiangxie。
“shouliudanxueshengmeizhounengmianfeishiyong3ke，ruguoyaolianxidehuakeyiyongmoxingdanlianxi，chulemeiyouhuoyao，caozuofangfadouyiyangde。”
“jiwomoxingdanjiuhao。”
“ei?buyongnajikezhendanma?”
“不用。”
“好的……”
zaigongzuorenyuanqiguaidemuguangxia，linxiaoquzoulejikemoxingdanzouxianglexunlianchang。
baqiyinxian，touzhi，zhadanzaikongzhonghuaguohudu，jingzhundiluodaomubiaoquyu。
jimiaozhonghou，suizheyishengjianruidemenxiang，zheiyejiudaibiaomoniliudanbaozhale。
【touzhi-lv0：jingyanzhi+2】
linxiaomobuzuoshengditiaoletiaomeimao。
zheigejinenghaoxiangyenengyongbiaoqianglianxi，shenzhilubianjianjishitoudoukeyi。
suanle，jilaizhizeanzhi，jiudangshunbianshuxiyixiacaozuoliuchengba。
【touzhi-lv0：jingyanzhi+3】
【touzhi-lv0：jingyanzhi+2】
……
laihuijianlejitangmoxingdan，linxiaoyeyoudianfanle，houmiansuoxingjiandaojiudiu，dangranhaishibixumiaozhunde，buranmeijingyanzhi。
【touzhi-lv0：jingyanzhi+4】
【touzhi-lv0>>>touzhi-lv1!qianlidian+1】
jiangsuoyouwupinguihaiwanbihou，linxiaojiulikaile。
suiranyouxiebutaifuheyuqi，danyixiaoshineibaipiaolianggeqianlidianyetingshuangde。
laizheilizhishibaozhekabugdehuanxiang，tazhenzhengdemubiaoshiwuqidaoguanneibian。
duowuqidaoguanqishijiushishangwuqixuanxiukededifang，neiliyoufeichangduodejiaoshi，meijianjiaoshidaibiaoyizhongwuqiketang。
shenzhiyixiefeixuanxiuwuqiyeyouxiangyingdexunlianshi，zhishimeiyouzhuanmendekecheng。
gangtajinzheili，linxiaohenmingxiandiganjuedaorenliubianduole。
napashishuangxiuri，yehaishiyouxuduoxueshengguolaikekulianxi。
mingliangdezoulangliangduanfenbuzhegezhongwuqijiaoshi，ermeijianjiaoshimenkoudouxuanguazhedulidemenpai——
zhandao、jufu、dachui、zhangbingdadao、xijian、zhangbian……
jiran“shuangshoujian”nengchengweidulidejineng，neiqitawuqimeidaolibukeyiba?
linxiaodelianshangyangqilefengshoubandexiaorong。
“neigerenhaoxianggangcaicongzhangmaoshichulai?zayoulaiwomenzheile?”
“gujishishiyixiawuqideshougan，xiuxiribujiushizheiyangma”
“wuqizaijingbuzaiduo，meizhongdouxuejiudaibiaomeizhongdouxuebuhui。”
“queshi，nikantazheifuzihuide，shayebushi。”
……
唰——!
fanzhehanyidejufuzaipokaikongqi，binglenghouzhongdegangtietuxianzhewuqidefenliang。
linxiaoshuangshoubachizhefubing，shengsedihuidongzhezheibazhongda30kgyishangdecanbaoxiongqi。
【jufu-lv0：jingyanzhi+3】
【jufu-lv0：jingyanzhi+4】
【jufu-lv0>>>jufu-lv1!qianlidian+1】
zaimianbantishishengjideyichanei，yuanbenwaixingdedongzuodunshibiandelingdongqilai，hairendefurenzaikongzhongwudehuhushengfeng，yitaotaozhaoshifangfojingguoleqianchuibailian。
“wocao，turanbiandehaomeng!”
“yaoshoua!tashidalaozhuangmengxindouwomenwande!”
“……haodiuren，gangcaishuodehuashibushidoubeitingdaole?”
“新型装逼方式?”
linxiaojiangwuqifanghao，wanquanwushiletongxiaoxueshengdejingqiweiguan，mabutingtidiganwanglexiayijianwuqishi。
……
【dachui-lv0：jingyanzhi+4】
【dachui-lv0：jingyanzhi+3】
【dachui-lv0>>>dachui-lv1!qianlidian+1】
nengjiangshunjianfensuiyeshoutouludejudadunqi，youmandaokuai，youdongdaojing，zaishuangshouzhongxuanzhuanfeiwu，juzhongruoqing。
“zheirendaodizahuishi?woganjuetaxianzaihaoqianga!”
“gangcaikanqilaihaibiwochalie。”