zhibojiandedanmudabufendoushibaisede,kezheiliangtiaodanmuyansequeshizisede,erqieshangmianhaiyouhualidetexiaobiankuang。
youruyekongzhonghuaguodeliuxing,yinrenzhumu。
zhongrenfenfenzhuyidao,zheitiaodanmudefachuzhedeidming,jiaozuo“yunshao”。
zaizhongduobaisededanmuzhong,zheitiaozisededanmuxiandegewaixianyan,tadechuxian,youruyikexiaozhadanyiban,zaizheiyiwanduorendezhibojianzhongzhakailehua,xiyinlesuoyourendemuguang。
xianqianfachuyeshengrencanyiwende“dongxueyiguan”yeshiyileng,taxianranmeixiangdaohuiyourenganfanbotadepanduan。
dongxueyiguanxianshidachulejigewenhao:【???】,xianrandui“yunshao”deyanlungandaoyihuo。
ranhou,tazhijie@le“yunshao”,yuqizhongdaizhejifentiaoxin:【@yunshao,zenme?niyoushenmezigeganzhiyiwo?wojiakeshikaiyiguande!】
zhibojianlideguanzhongdoucaliangleshuangyan,henmingxian,zheiliangrenyaogangqilaile。
“haha,daqilaidaqilai!”
“dongxueyiguantingqilaijiubizheigejiaoyunshaodeshihuoba。”
raner,rangrenyixiangbudaodeshi,neigejiao“yunshao”deguanzhongbingmeiyouguoduodejieshihezhengbian,tazhishidandandihuileyiju:【@dongxueyiguan,‘linhaixuetang’sigezigoubugou?】
ciyanyichu,zhibojianneideqifenshunjiandadaole**。
“linhaixuetang”zheisigeziduiyudongguodejuedaduoshurenlaishuo,doushiruleiguanerdemingzi。
yaozhidao,linhaixuetangchuzidongbei,zushangjiushibawanrencande,rujingengshijiezhuzuxiandemingtou,yijubaolanleguoneiderencanshichang。
yunshao....yun.....
zhongrenhuangrandawu,nanbucheng,zheigerenshilinhaixuetangdesangongzi,linyun?!!
“dongxueyiguan”kandaozheitiaohuifuhou,yeshizhijieshayanle。
taxianranmeixiangdao“yunshao”huiyourucidadelaitou,lianmangzaizhibojianlizhaobu,“baoqianbaoqian,shizaixiashilile,meixiangdaoninshilinhaixuetangdeyunshaoye,shizaishibaoqian。”
“woxueyibujingzhinengkanchulaizheishigeyeshancan,bingbunengpanduantashifoushicanwang。”
“@yunshao,ninkanzheicanwangdagainengyoushenmejiaqian?nanbucheng,yunshaoninxiangzhongle?”
yunshaoyundanfengqingdehuifudao:“canwangqishijiushitadenianfen,zheimeiyeshancan,genxufanfu,zhutidezhijinghenda,suoyiwopanduantadenianfenyinggaishizaibainianyishang,kendingjiushicanwangle!”
“zhiyujiagema......qunianwojiadaoshouguoyimeibainianyecanwang,buguotixingmeizheigeda,genxuyemeizheigeduo。”
“dangnian,neigencanwangpaixialejiushisiwandetianjia,zheizhuyeshancanwangkendingyaobineigenjiagegenggui,suoyiwoshuotajueduijiazhishangbaiwan!”
yunshaoshuowanhou,gengshizaidanmuzhongzhijiehanhua,“zhubo,zheimeiyeshancan,niruoshixiangyaomaichuqu,wolinhaixuetangjueduiyouzigeshou!erqiehaihuijiniyigemanyidejiaqian,ni.......”
huaweishuowan,zhibojianlidunshichuanlaiyishengcuixiang。
‘嘎嘣!’
zhijianhuamianzhong,zhubojingjingdizuozaijingtouqian,yizhishouqingqingfankaiyibenshu,yanjingzhuanzhudiliulanzheshuyeshangdewenzi,raner,tadelingyizhishouqueshenxiangzhuomian,wenwendinaqileneigenrencan。
taweiweizhangkaizui,kacayisheng,yaoleyikourencan。
zheiyikouxiaqu,zhibojianzhongjinyiwanwudeguanzhongshunjianxianrulejingezhizhong。
neigeidmingwei“yunshao”deguanzhongyedaizhule,tadengdaleyanjing,lengzaiyuandi。
乖乖。
jiazhishangbaiwandeyeshancanwang,jiuzheime.....chile?
直接吃了?
nima!baotiantianwua!rencanshizheimechidema?!
zhibojianlideqifenshunjianbiandeguiyiqilai。
“zhubozheishielema?narencandanglingshichi?”
“zheirencankeshibaobeia,zhuboyetaishechileba!”
yucitongshi,dongbei,linhaixuetang。
yunshaoyikouqimeichuanshanglai,yanzhengzhengdekanzhezhuboyikouyikoubaneimeiyeshancanjichidiaole。
yunshaoyanleiwangwangde,zheijiahuo,zenmenengzheimechia?
caole,youxiedifangjiaobulande,haijitule。
xuzini?buchixuzi?buchijiwoa,wochia!
zheijiahuo....juran?juranbaxuzirengle?
云少目瞪口呆!
zhuboyourandijiekailepaomiangaizi,limianreqitengtengde,xianranshiyijingpaohaole。
tasuishounaqikuaizi,zaimianlitiaolejixia,sihuzaijianchamiandeshuduheweidao。
jinjiezhe,zhuboshouqidaoluo,xiangbajimaoyiyang,jiangneigenrencandexizhangchuxuyigengenbadiao,haobuyouyudidiujinlelajitong。
neixiezhenguidechuxuzaitayanzhong,jiuzheimemeijiazhime?
suihou,tashuangshouwozhurencandezhuti,yongliyibai,gabengyisheng,bainiancanwangbeiqingyidibaichengleliangjie。
tasuishoujiangqizhongdeyijiediujinlepaomianwanli,jiuxiangshizaipaomianlijialeyigenxiangchangbanziran。
ranhou,takaishidakoudichiqimianlai,fangfoneidiujinwanlide,zhendezhishiyigenputongdecuicuichang,erfeilingrenzashedebainiancanwang。
qianlizhiwaideyunshaozaicidaoxileyikouliangqi,tawuzhexiongkou,chadiantuchuyikoulaoxue,“suxiaojiuxinwan,kuaidian.....”
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henkuai,zhibojianliderenshushunjianbaozhang,suoyourendouxianglaikankanzheigenayeshancanwangdangxiangchangpaomiandefuerdai。
meiyihui,renshushunjianzhangdaoleliangwanduo。
yaozhidao,zheikebushiredu,ershihuoshengshengderena。
wanshangnengyouliangwandezhenrenguankan,shuomingzheigezhuboshishizaizaideyijinghuole。
ruguohuanchengredu,gujidouyoujibaiwanle。
xinrenzhubo,diyicikaibonengdadaozheigechengdu,zezeze,yihoubidingshichaoyixianzhubole。
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qinyuchiwanneiwancanwangpaomianhou,manzudifangxiakuaizi,zhanqishen,suiyidizhenglileyixiayiwu,ranhouzhijiezouxiangzhuwo,tangzaileneizhangrouruanshushidechuangshang。
yucitongshi,zhibojiandehuamianturandingge,suihoujiaranerzhi。
“啊?结束了?”
“lianjuzaijianyebushuo,zhibojiutingle?”
jingtouqian,liangwanduoguanzhongzhengdengdayanjing,mubuzhuanjingdidingzhepingmu。
raner,zhibojianqueturantingle。
zhubomeiyouzaikanyiyanjingtou,meiyouliuxiayijuhua,jiuzheiyangniubihonghong、gaolengwubidizhijiexiabole。
“woqu,youqianjiukeyizheimesiwujidanma?shuoyijuzaijiannengzenyang?”
“ai,laozigangdakaizenmejiuheipingle?bushishuoyouyeshancanwangma?”
“suanlesuanle,shuijuele,mingtianzaikan,woyechengbuzhule。”
“各位晚安。”
“晚安.....”