第3章

zheiliangriqingtongjizijilingyigewoshimailehenduodongxi,shenmediqiuyi,shijieditu,gezhongshu,zhudayigefafengziji,neihaobieren。

【宿主,人到了。】

qinshihuangzaifanyingguolaihourenjiuyijingzaiqingtongjiadexiaoerjulimianle,ketingjiushitazaitianmushangkandaodeyangzi,liangribujian,youtianlehenduodongxi,zuixianyandejiushiyangtaideneigediaochuang,yansehaishifense。

“shihuangdada!”qingtongchulaiwoshihoujiukanjianqinshihuangzhanzaiketingzhongjian,sichudaliangzhewunei。

qinshihuangkanxianglairen,bitazaitianmuzhongkanjiandehaiyaopiaoliangyixie,geziyehengao,tianmulikanbujianshengao,xianzaikanyinggaiyouwuchiduo。

“yingqingtong。”shihuangduitadexingshiyouweishenke。

“shiwoshiwo。shihuangdadayiluleihuaileba,lailai,zuo!wojinindaobeishui。”qingtongkanjianouxiangjidongdezhuanqiletadedanao,yilushangquankaoxitongcaozuodecaiguolaideqinshihuang,kequeshileidegouqiang。

【suzhu,youmeiyoukeneng,leideshiwo!】

“nileishenmenilei,nijiuyiniandongyidong,leinalile!nengyouwozhenggeleima?chouchouneiyidaidongxi,duochena!”zheigenaocanfen,tabupeihetashuohua。

“limiandeshoushishilisiteyijinitiaoxuande,shengxiadeshiwozhunbeijiaohuandewupin,nikankan。”shihuangjiangshoulideneiyidaidongxidijiqingtong。

“neijiuxiexieshihuangdadahelisidadale。”qingtongjieguodaizi,dakaikandaolimiandeqingtongcanjuheneixiejinshoushi,xiaodexianggeerbaijindexiaoshazi。

shihuangdadasongwoshoushile!!!

“duile,shihuangdada,zheixieshinizaixiandaidezhengjian,nishouhaoha~womenhoumianjitianyaoqujigedifang,meiyouzheixiezhengjiannijinbuqu。”shuozhejiujiangxitongjizhunbeidegezhongzhengjiandijiqinshihuang。

“youxinle。”qinshihuangkanzheshoulideshenfenzheng,zheigeyinggaijiushiyangjungaigehoudehujizhidu,zhibuguohoushizheigegengwanshanyixie,zheigeshuziyinggaishimeigerendouyoubianhao。jiulianchushengriqi,jiatinghujidouyou。

qinshihuangkanzheqingtongyanjingliangjingjingqueyouxiaoxinyiyidedingzheta,dunshijuezhehaoxiao。

“hahahaha,kanlaihoushidenvwawahenxihuanzanmenbixiaa!”qinchaowangjiankanjianzheiyimu,kaixindexiaoqilai。

lisiyekaixindeshuodao,“jiranhoushinvwawazheimexihuanbixia,bixiakebunengrangzanmenshiwanga,yidingdeduodaidiandongxihuilai。”

qin•jiaojihua•zhengkanzheqingtong,wendao:“nigangcaishuohoumianjitianyaoqujigedifang,buzhiwomenzheijitianyaoqunali?”tingzheshihuangdadameizaiyongzhenlaishuo,qingtongxiaozhehuita。

“bixia,zanmendiyizhanxianquyiyuanjininjianchashenti。ranhouzaiqumaijijianyifu。zhei6tianninkendingbunenglaochuanzheiyijianyifubushi。houmianliangtianwomenquxianba,daininqukanbingmayong!hahahaha,ranhouzanmenzaihuilai,wozhidaoninkendingyouzijixiangyaolejiedeneirong。”

qinshihuangtingdaobingmayongyiweizijinianjida,huantingle!

“niganggangshuobingmayong??nimenwalezhendehuangling??”tingzheqinshihuangturanfangdadeshengyin,hedeqingtongdagelengzhan。guaiguai,bukuishiqianguyidi,zheiqishi,zheiyanshen。buganzhishi,buganzhishia!

“e。。dada,ninbieshengqi。nintingwoshuo。zheigebingmayongkengwomenjiuwale3gekeng,yinweininhuanglingdezaiwajuezhongjiancedaomulikenengyoudaliangdeshuiyin,womenxiandaijishuyoubudaowei,suoyiyizhimeidong。muqianchutudeyezhishizheisangebingmayongkengeryi。”qingtongjimangjieshi。

tingzhezijidelingqinmeidong,shihuangdiyouzuohuileshafashang,danshihaishihenshengqi,bingmayongdouganwa,qitadehaiyuanma。“dangranle,shihuangdadabukuishiqianguyidi,jiuliannindehuangling,suiranzhishiwachuxiaoxiaodebingmayong,jiuyijingbeipingweishijiedibadaqijile。heihei,ninbuzhidao,womenhoushikeduorenxihuanninle,dangranyebaokuowo,woshinindeshiyefen+nverfen。”

qingtongxiusedekanzheqinshihuang,yijufuhuangbuzhidaodangjiangbudangjiang。

???

qinshihuangkanzhemianqiandenvwa,houshidenvzishuohuaguorandadan,zhishizheinverfenshitalijiedeneigeyisima?!

“neigefuhuang,,keke,,bushi,shihuangdada。”qingtongbuhaoyisideyongshourouleroulian,“ninchizaofanlema,womailezaofan,zanmenyiqichia。”

qinshihuangtingzheyingqingtongkouwudeshunjian,xiaolexiaomeiyouzaiyi。kanzaixingyingdefenshang,suitaquba。

“maideshenme?shishangcinizhibodeneixiema?”qinshihuangzoudaocanzhuoqiankanzhemianqiandedoujiangyoutiaoheyitibaozi,waijialianggechayedan。tabushitankoufuzhiyuderen,suoyizheixieduilianggerenlaishuogangganghao。

“shihuangdadayoushenmeqitaxiangchidema?”qingtongkanzhetaweidongkuaizi,yiweibuhetaweikou。

“meiyou,zheixiejiukeyi。”shuozhejiaqiyigexiaolongbaochileqilai。

食不言寝不语。

......chiwandeyingzhengzuozaishafashangxiuxi,qingtongnachupingban,suibianzhaoleyigeshipinjiqinshihuangfangleqilai。

“dada,nixiankanhuishipinha。woqushoushiyixia,zanmenyihuierquyiyuan。”qingtongjiangpingbanfangzailetamianqianjiuxiangweishengjianzouqu。

“yingzheng,zheigeguojiadezhuren。”

qingtongxiangqizheishizuowanweileqinshihuanglai,teyiebuqinchaolishikandejilupian。xiwangshihuangdadabuyaotaishengqi。

“qinzhaoxiangwangsishibanianzhengyue,yingzhengchushengzaidangshizhaoguodehandankuocheng,suihoudejinianbeisongwangzhaoguoweizhizi。qinzhuangxiangwangsannian,13suideyingzhengbeiliweiqinwang。”

(bierende13suifengwang,wodeshisansuihaizainianchuzhong,zhenshirenbirenqisirena。)

(wuwuwu,woneikelianyoumirendelaozuzong,nianjiqingqingjiubeisongqudangzhizi,zheidechiduoshaokua,xinteng~~)

(laozuzong,wobuxiangxueyingyule,jiujiuhaiziba!)

yingzhengkanzhepiaoguodewenzi,xianglaizheijiushuoshiyingqingtongshuodedanmule,meixiangdaodanmushizheiyangde。buguoyingyuyoushihewu。

“yingzhengjiweishiyouyunianshao,zunlvbuweiweizhongfu,guozhengjieyoulvbuweibachi,shihuangdibanian,qinwangzhengnianyi21suijijiangqinzheng。”

(yixiangdaozhaotaihouhelaoai,wojiuqideyayangyang。lianggesishengzihaixiangduowozhenggedehuangwei,shenmedongxia!)

(zhenggehaishitairencile,yaoshiwo,wojiubaneilianggesishengzizuochengrenzhi,fangzaijiutanli,baizaidadianshang,rangtamentiantiankanzhewoshangchao,qisitamen。)

gechaozhongrenkanzhetianmulidehuadaoxiyikouliangqi,zheihoushiwawadejingshenzhuangtaiyoudaishangquea。

“shihuangdishinian,qinwangzhengduiliuguoshikexiazhukezhiling,danbeiliside《jianzhukeshu》suoquanzu,suihoulisidedaozhongyong,zheiyeshizhukezhilingdeyoulai。”

“shihuangdishiqinian,hanguomiewang。shihuangshijiunian,zhaoguomiewang,ershiernian,weiguomie,ershisinian,chuguomie,ershiwunianyanguomie,qinshihuangershiliunianqiguomie,haoshi10nianluxujianbingleliuguo,shihuangdiershibanian,nanzhengbaiyue,congci,qinwangzhengwanchengtongyidaye,jinrulediguoshidai。”

(qinwangsaoliuhe,hushihexiongzai。)

(我政哥牛逼!)

(zhenggewoshinidegou!)

(老婆我爱你!)

“si~”kanzhehoushirenduitadexihuan,tachuleerduohong,haiyoudianqingxing,yingqingtongmeizheimelipu,burantazhijieniutoujiuzou,zheiaidetaichenzhongle!

“qinwangzhengershiliunian,qinwangzhengmieliuguohou,renweiziji“dejiansanhuang,gongguowudi”,biancaiyongsanhuangwudilaigouchenghuangdidechenghao,shizguolishishangdiyigeyonghuangdichenghuderen,zichengshihuangdi!”

(大秦万岁!)

(始皇陛下万岁!)

(wo,qinshihuang。daqian!!)

???zheishishenmeyisi,tahexuxiangbierenyaoqian!

声音继续播放着。

“qinshihuangzaiweihou,feichufenfengzhi,gailijunxianzhi,tadezheigezhiduwoguozhijindouzaijixuyanyong。tongyihuobiheduliangheng;tongyiwenzi;xiuzhuzhangcheng、chidaoheqinzhidao,yingzhengjieshulechunqiuzhanguozhuhoufenzhengdejumian,diandinglezhongguoliangqianyunianzhengzhizhidujibengeju,beiyuwei“qianguyidi”。tadehenduozhiduyanxuleqiannian,baidaiqiexingqinlvfa。”

“zitaishanfengshanhou,qinshihuangzouleqiuxianwendaodedaolu,tingxinlexufudengfangshidechanyan,kaishichidanyao,milianzhangshengbusizhishu,xufugengshiqipianqinshihuangruhaixunyao,dailingsanqiantongnantongnv,chenglouchuanruhaiqiuxianshan,houbuzhisuozhong,minjianchuanshuoshidaoribenqule。”

(made,**xufu,yaobuta,zanmenguojiayebuhuijinglizhangda14niandekangrizhanzheng。)

(yinggaizhijiemieleta,**xiaoriben,zaowanchendao。)

(daoxianzaidoubuchengrentamenfanxiadezuixing,xiaorizimeiyigehaodongxi!)

(wuwangguochi,laojilishi)

(wuwangguochi,yuanyiwubeizhiqingchun,hanweishengshizhizhonghua!)

.............

qinshihuangkandaozheiyanshenshensui,xiangdaojinrizhaojigonglidejigefangshi,kanlaishibunengyaole!

“qinshihuangsanshiqinian,yinweiguojiudeshiyongdanyao,zaijiashangzhouchelaolei,sizailetadiwucidongxuntuzhongdeshaqiugong。qinshihuangsihou,zhaogaocaiquleweixielisideshouduan,errenzaishaqiugongjingguoyifanmimou,jiazaoqinshihuangfabuzhaoshu,youhuhaijichenghuangwei,shanzixiugaizhaoling,bipogongzifusuzisha,budeweikang。zaidedaofusuzishadequeqiexiaoxihou,huhai、zhaogao、lisizheicaiminglingcheduiriyejiancheng,xunsufanhuixianyang。”

大秦

lisihezhaogaoguizaidadian,lisineixinjingkongbuyi,xiangbumingbaizijiweihehuirucihutu。

zhaogaohunshenzhandou,tacaipashangzheigeweizhi,tabuxiangsi。

shihuangdikanzheshipinlideyimu,zongranbushita,yeshitayihoujingguoligedeshiqing,neixinfantengbuzhi。shoushangbaoqideqingjinshuomingzheigezhurengongzhengzaiqitoushang。tajixukanxiaqu。

“youyushutiangaowen,qinshihuangdeshitiyijingfulanfachou。weizherenermu,huhaiyixingmingrenmailexuduobaoyuzhuangzaicheshang,baoyudeweidaoyangaileshitidefuchouwei,mihuoledajia。”

“hehe~”qinhuangdikanzhexiaochulesheng。

gangchuwoshideqingtongtingzhezheishengyin,youmanmanbajiaoshouhuiqu。

“huidaoxianyanghou,huhaijiwei,shiweiqinershi,lisiyijiuzuochengxiang,danshichaotingdedaquanshijishangluodaolezhaogaoshouzhong。zhaogaobumanzuyuxiaoxiaodelangzhongling,zhankaileyixilieshouduan,zuihoujianglisiyaozhanyuxianyang。jiweihouhuhaishixingcanbaodetongzhi,huhaiyourenzhaogaoweizhongchengxiang,zhuanshanchaozheng。ershisannian,chenzhongdeyaoyifushuizhixia,liubangdailingdeqiyijungongxiawuguan,qinershierwang。”

“huhaizaiweiqijian,canhaishouzu,xiongdijiemeimenyigejieyigequanbudoubeihuhaipohaizhisi,pohaidachen,**,shishizudecanbaozhijun。”

(huhai,jiushizhiluweimadenannanzhujiao。)

(huhai:jidajiabiaoyanyigeshenmejiaowozhuwojiuzu。)

(zheigejilupianyinggaijiaofeiwuhuangdi-huhaideyisheng。)

(kelianlezhengge,youzheimelianggebuzhengqideerzi,yigecanbao,yigeyufu。)

(loushangde,yebunengshuoyufuba。qishidangshifusudesixiangyemeicuo,daqinzaishihuangdideshoulizoudetaikuaile,xuyaoxiuyangshengxi,zhinengshuobeidangshiderujiajiaodetaiguo**le!)

(rujiazaoyijingbushikongshengrenderujia,fusuyaoshizaixiandai,tayinggaixuexueshenmejiaolunyu。)

(lunyushikongzijidaoshangdingdeguiju。)

(kongzishengao2.22mi,zhenggeshengaoye1.9mi,yaoshangdepeijiandebicaocaohaigaoba....)

(lisizheigelaohutu,wannianruguomeizuozheixieshi,yinggaishiqianguyixiangleba!kexile,tadezhengzhilinianhefusubuhe,buranyebuhuitongyizhaogaozheigeyanrendegouzhuyi!)

qinshihuangkanzheshangmiandedanmu,zuijiaoyichou。caocaoyoushihoushinageren。tongguoganggangdepianduantazhidaotadeqinbingmeiyouqianqiuwandai,kanzhiqiandanmudechaodai,xianglaichaodaiyeshihenduode。

huhai!!tadeshibahuangzi,haihuiyouzhaogao,zhenshihaodadedanzi,xiangdaozheideqinshihuangdiqidenaqishoulidechabeijiuyaoshuaichuqu,xiangqizheibushizijidejiayoumomodefangxiaqu。

lisi...qinshihuangkanzhedanmu,yanshenshensui,xiangshizaisikaozheshenme。

“yourenshuoqinshihuangshiqianguyidi,yeyourenshuoqinshihuangshiqiangubaojun,zhengsuoweizuizaidangdai,gongzaiqianqiu。qinshihuangdeyisheng,zhengzhishangshelisangongjiuqing,feichufenfengzhi,shelijunxianzhi,jingjishangtongyihuobiheduliangheng,wenhuashangshutongwen,chetonggui,junshishangxiujianwanlizhangcheng,diyuxiongnu,nanzhengbaiyuexiulingqu,tongyang,tazaiweiqijianyanxingjunfa,daxingtumu、wangtuchengxian、lanzhengyaoyidengxingweiyeyinfahoushidezhengyi。”

(buguan,shihuangdadajiushigongrendeqianguyidi)

(tajiuxiangyaogezhangshengbulaoyao,youbushiyaotianshangdexingxing,jitayigezenmele。)

yaobushiqinshihuangganggangkanlechidanyaodehouguo,tazhendeyiweiyouzhangshengbulaoyaole,ai,shihuangdadashenshendetanlekouqi!

(shihuangdadadanfanhuodaoxianzai,tadoubuyunxuyigechatouyou3zhongxian!)

(kuaibatangsengweijitachi!)

(zhenggejueduishishishangbadaozongcaidiyiren,huole2000duoniandeliuliangdandang!)

(aaaa,bixiaaaaaaa,bixiawohaoainia!!!)

(zhiyouwojuezhefusukelianma?yaoshiqinshihuangzaodianlifusuweitaizi,mengtianneisanshiwandajunbushishuohuixianyangjiuhuixianyangma,shuobaile,jiushiyoubingbuganfan,ruguotafanle,tajiushimingbuzhengyanbushun。)

(fusuhaishitairencile,tairencibushihedangshideqinchao。)

(congciyihou,huaxiayitongkejinledna!)

kanlezheimeduodanmudeqinshihuangyijingxiguanlexiandairendeyongci,zhishizheitangsengshihewu,keshinengchi?!

dangkandaofusuneigedanmudeshihou,qinshihuangjiujiumeiyouhuishen!

大秦

huhaijingkongdekanzhetianmushangdeshipin,tacaiganghezhaogaodashangxian,tajiuyaowanlema?!bu,tahaimeiyouzuoshangneizuigaodeweizhi!

“kuai,kuaixuanzhaogaolaijianwo!”huhaijinzhangyouhaipadeshengyin,zhandouzhejiaohanzhe。

lisikandaotianmushangdeziji,buganxiangxinzheishizijizuodeshiqing,talisiweiledaqinjingjingyeye,zhongchengyisheng,ruguofusuzhendejiwei,yitaderujiasixiangzhiguo,tazhendenengjieshouzheigediwangma?

李斯陷入了沉思。

三国

caocaoqideyanjingdouhongle:“nimen,,,nimenbuyaotaiguofenle。”

“zhugong,xinu。dengxiacizhugongqulexiandai,ninqushanxiazheixiehoushizisundeyanjing。”guojiazaipangbiananweidao。

tanashenmeshan?tadeshengaoma?!

tingzhewaimiandeshengyinmeile,qingtongcongfangjianlichulai。

“shoushiwanle?”qinshihuangkanjianqingtongchulaiyouhuiqudexiaodongzuo,haoxiaodeshuodao。

“dada,ninhaihaoma?”qingtonggangadewendao。

“haibucuo,zheishangmianjiludedoushizhende?”qinshihuangzaiciquerendewendao。

“dangran,zheigeshiguojiaguanfanggongshide,jueduidebaozhen。buguodadaninzhendemeishima?”qingtongbufangxindekanlekanta,kebieqihuaileshenti,yebuzhidaotayoumeiyouchidanyao,benbufuyudejiatingxueshangjiashuang。

qinshihuangzaoguoleshengqideneigejieduan,jirantalaidaozheier,jiushilaigaibianlishide,xianzaitayemeichidanyao,huiqujiubaneixiefangshiquanzaile。

“zhenmeishi,zheigeshipintixingdegangganghao,zhenyemeiyouchineixiedanyao。”

qingtongsonglekouqi,“neijiuhao,neijiuhao。wojinigualehao,zanmenxiawuquyiyuanzuogequanshenjiancha,kankanhaiyoushabiedewentibu。buguodada。。”

shihuangkanzheta,zenmebushuole。“woyougebuchengshudexiaojianyiha,ninzhidaodanyaodezhuyaochengfenma?”qingtongwenzheshihuang。

dangrantakendingbuzhidao。“danyaoshiyouyoududekuangwuzhihe****erchengde,suoyihuiyouzhaludeqingkuangshierfasheng。danshizheigezhaluruoshipeibidedangdehua,keyizuocheng**,yongyujunshi。”suijiqingtongdiaochushipin,jishihuangdibofangdianshijuli**deweili。

shihuangdikanzhejuli**deweili,manyandoushixiangyao,edi,doushiedi!zheiyaoshiyunyongdaojunshizhong,tadaqindetieqijiangsuoxiangpimi。

大明洪武间

zhuyuanzhangkanzhetianshengdehuoqiyexianmubuyi,“zhei**ruguofangzaiwoshenjiying,shibidabaimenggubing,rangtamenbuganlaifan!”

zhubiaorentongdediandiantou,“die,wodamingruoshijunduidouyouzheidanyao,nengdadadejianshaoshangwanga!”

大汉

hanwudiliucheyekandaolezhei**deweili,“guaiguai,zheigeweilinengbayigechengchizhahuileba,weiqing,ruguowomenyeyouzheige**,xiongnuqiganzailaifan,dingbatamendadekudiehanniang!”

“bixia,chenyijingfadanmu,qingqiuzhubochuanshoucifang!”weiqinggongjingdexinglihuidao。

“hao!weiqingguoranxinxi。”

“dangran,dadaxiangyaodepeifangkeyizijisouha,zheixiewangshangdouyoude。”qingtongjiaoshihuangdiruheshiyongshoujichakanxinxi。

shihuangdihaoqidewendao:“zheimeweixiandedongxibeibaixingzhidao,dangchaozhebupayinqikonghuangma?”

“e,,,zenmeshuoni!”qingtongxiangzheruhezuci。“zheixiedongxisuiranhenchangjian,danshibushirenrendounengpeichulaide,erqieyouxiedongxiniqumaishixuyaoshouxude,zaishuole,zhongyaodedongxidouzaizuguomamashoulini,danfanlouchulaideneikendingdoushibuyongdehuozheshiyijingbeishuzhidele。”

qinshihuangdianlediantou,shizheiyangde,ruofeiguoliqiangsheng,sheihuizangsi,tayaoshiyouzheixie**,tiantianquduimianzouliangquan。

“dada,nindoukanhaolemei,meikanhao,zanmenwanshanghuilaijiezhekan。zandechumenle,zaiwandianchumenlushangyaoduchele。”qingtongshuozhelazheqinshihuangdeyixiujiuchumenwangdixiachekuzouqu。

chuanxie,nabaoguanmenyiqihecheng,bujizhenggeyidianhuihuadejihui。