第2章一句话,让打假女主播喊大师

yangfantingdaomenkoudongjing,taitouzhenghaokandaozoujinlaidetingting。

tingtingkandaoyangfandezhangxiang,buyouyileng。

suirantayejianguobushaoshuaige,danshiyanqianzheiweirengranrangtayanzhongshanguojingyan。

yimibaduodeshengao,daokebandemianrong,yijihuangjinbilideshencai,zhenshishuaidaile。

haoyihuier,tingtingcaixiangqizijidemude,wendao:“shuaiqidexiaogege,qingwennihuisuanmingma?”

yangfandianlediantou,“bucuo,buzhiguniangxiangsuanshenme?”

tingtingwaizhetouxianglexiang,“neiwosuansuanyinyuan,nizenmesuanni,shicebazihaishikanshouxianghuozhemianxiang?”

杨帆微笑着说道:

“wodoukeyi,guniangkeyixuanyixiang。”

tingtingwenyan,yemeiyoukeqi,“neikanmianxiangba。”

yangfankanzheyanqiandezheigepiaoliangguniang,youxiewunaiqilai。

zheizhuangrongtaiguomingxianle,yincishuodao:

“guniang,jiuzhousidaxieshu,nihuileyiban,zheiwuyishixiaziguohea!zheiwokesuanbule。”

haojiahuo,jiuzhousidaxieshu,zhengrong、huazhuang、bianxingheps。

zheigunianglengshizhanleliangyang,zhengronghehuazhuang。

yongsuanguadezhuanyeshuyulaishuo,zheishizhebitianjia!

cihuayichu,tingtingzhibojianguanzhurenbuzhudiaokanqilai。

“haojiahuo,zheishirangtingtingdangzhongxiezhuanga!”

“suirannvshenyebanguochou,danshiwoquemeiyoujianguonvshensuyandeyangzi。”

“ai,zheigezhibohaiyoumeiyanzai,woshimeibanfakandaonvshendezhenzhengsuyanle。”

“nengjiandaonvshenbuhuazhuangdeyangzijiubucuole,zuorenyaozhizu。”

“nishuonvshenxiezhuangle,buhuidabianyangba?”

“dai,yaoguai,kuaikuaixianxing!”

……

suirantingtingmeiyoukandaoguanzhongmendedanmu,danbingbuyingxiangguanzhongmenkanrenaodexinqing。

yuanbentingtinghaishiyouxieyouyude,bijingxiguanhuazhuangdenvhaizi,doubuxiangzaiwairenmianqianbaoluzijidesuyan。

danshizhuannianyixiang,tadedizibucuo,zaijiashangmianbudeweizheng,jibianshisuyan,yeshuyumeinvxinglie。

zheiyanghainengxiangdajiazhengmingzijidemeimao。

婷婷微微一笑说道:

“jiuzhousidaxieshu?hahaha,nideyisishishuowoshiyaojingma?”

“xianzaiyaojingkeshikuarendehua。”

tingtingshuohuajian,haichaoyangfanzhalezhayan,dunshirangfenweibiandeqingsongqilai。

“shaodengyixia,woyongxiezhuangshuixieyixiazhuang。”

tingtingduiyangfanshuowan,biancongbeibaozhongnachuleyixiaopingxiezhuangshui,yonghuazhuangmianjianglianshangdezhuangrongcashileqilai。

henkuaitingtingdesuyanbianzhanluzailezhongrenmianqian。

suiranpifuhuangyixie,yanjingwushenyixie,lianbudelunkuomeiyouneimeliti,kezhengtikanqilaitahaishigedameinv。

zhibojiandeguanzhongmenkandaodeshitingtingmeiyanzhuangtaidesuyan,suiranxielezhuangdetingtingyouxiebianhua,danshikandaoduifangbingmeiyoubianchengqiaobiluo,dunshifangxinle。

jiandaotingtingdezhangxianghou,yangfanbianyunqilingqi,mingmingzhongyilvtianjibeijiequ,tingtingderenshengjinglilikeleranyuxiong。

suihoushouqilingli,danrandechongtingtingyixiao,poyouyizhongzhangwoquanjudeganjue。

“womensuangua,xianglaishixiansuanguoqu,yinweiguoquyidingyehaosuan,zheiyangnengrangrengengjiaxinfu。”

“zheiyangjiguajinyehuijidetongkuai。”

“woyongdeshidaojiazhanbushu,yiyinyangwuxingzhiqilaizhanbu……”

yangfanweiweidaolai,yuqiwubideqingsong。

zhibojiandefensimensuiranmeiyoutingdong,danqimaduifangshuodehenzhuanye,erqiehenzhibai,lianyaoqiandoushuodezheimelizhiqizhuang,dunshiyouxiebumingjueli。

ziran,yangfanyesuanchutingtingzhengzaizhibo。

duiyuzhibo,zhiqiandeyangfanbingmeizenmekanguo,suoyiduizhiboyebushihenlejie。

duiyanqiandetingting,gengjiashiyidiandoubulejie。

danshi,zheibingbuyingxiangtasuangua。

“xianzaiwomenkaishiba。”

“congnidemianxianglaikan,nixiaoshihouguodebucuo,jiatingbijiaomeiman。”

tingtingwenyan,diantoushuodao:

“shide,woxiaoshihoujialiguodetingbucuode。”

tingtingduiciyouxiemanbujingxin。

tadefensiyijingkuaidaobaiwanle,yesuanshixiaoyoumingqidezhubo。

taderenshelideshibaifumei,yinci,tadexinxizaiwangshangyeshinengchadaode。

jiuzaizheishi,yangfanjixushuodao:

“zainibasuishiyouyichangshengsijie,chudeshichehuo,zaiyiyuanyanglehenzhangyiduanshijian。”

tingtingyanzhongdejingyayishanerguo。

tabasuichuchehuodeshi,taconglaimeiyouxiangrenherenshuoguo,jiuliandangshishenshangdeshangkoudoumeiliuxia。

tingtingrenbuzhutuokouwendao:

“nishizenmezhidaode?”

yangfanbudafanwen,zuijiaoluchuyimoxiaorong,“nishuoni?”

tingtingzheicaifanyingguolai,lianmangshuodao:

“dashi,wocuole,qingnijixushuoba。”

tingtingyuqizhongduolesijingzhong,erqielianchenghuyecongyuanxiandexiaogegebianchengledashi。

杨帆接着道:

“nixiaoshihousuijiatingmeiman,danshiquechixubuzhang,zainishiersuideshihou,nifuqinbianyinbingqushi。”

“nicongxiaoxuexibucuo,danshidiyinianqueyinweigaoshaocuoguolegaokao,fuduyinianhou,caizhongxinkaoshangdaxue,haishisuobucuodedaxue。”

婷婷直接惊呼出声:

“dashi,nizhenshitailihaile,meixiangdaolianzheixienidounengsuanchulai。”

suirantingtingduiyangfandajiazanshang,jiuchadangdashimobaiqilaile。

danshizhibojiandeguanzhongmenquebingbuxiangxin。

“tamenlianggezaiyanxima?”

“nvshenxianglaibushijianjiabidadema?zenmejintianhepianzi‘tongliuhewu’le。”

“nvshen,nishibushibeiweixiele,ruguoshidehua,nizhazhayan。”

“zheiyetaijiale,woduinvshenyouxieshiwangle。”

“hahaha,nizheimelihai,neinisuansuannvshenshibushichu?”

……

zhibojiandeguanzhongmen,jiantingtingjingranyigaiduiyangfandetaidu,dangjifenfenfaqidanmu。

suirantingtingdetaidufashenglehendadezhuanbian,danshiguanzhongmenquebumaizhang。

doushijingguojiunianyiwujiaoyuderen,youduoshaorenshizhendehuixiangxinsuanguazhishide。

yangfanduitingtingjixushuodao:

“zheixiejiushiniguoquzhongdejijiandashi,weilaidehua,nixiangzhidaoshenme?yinyuan、shiye?”

cishidetingtingduiyangfanyijingshixinyuechengfule。

tingdaoyangfandexunwenhou,tashouxianxiangzhidaodejiushishiye。

biekantakaomeimaoxiyinlewushudenanfensi,zijiyejingchangkandaoshuaiqidenanzi,huihanzhexiaogegezhangxiaogegeduande。

danshiyinweitacongxiaoyumuqinxiangyiweiming,shenghuodebijiaojianku,yincitaduishiyefeichangkanzhong。

xiangdaozhei,tingtinghaobuyouyudedao:“dashi,wosuanshiye,piaozikebiaiqingshizaiduole。”