第1章
“wobanjichaniyanzuifan，nitaowozhuinichachinantao！”
“huanyingshoukan，daxingzhuabujiemu，tianwangdiyiji！”
“benjiemuyou，weixiaoqiye，huaxiayinchaozaobizonggongsitebiezanzhu。”
“节目规则！”
“nimensuobanyandeshi，ganggangchenggongyueyudezhongxingfan，bingqiehuijinimenyitianshenghuowuzi，baohanyinyongshuisanping，mianbaosanbao。
“nachubenshipaodeyueyuanyuehao，taopaoshijianyuezhangjiangliyuefenghou。qianwutianmeitianyiwan，wudaoshitianmeitianwuwan，yicileitui，zuizhongjiangjin，qianyi！”
yangguangchilie，judacaochangnei，shangqianminggesepifudenannannvnvshenchuanlanbaixiangjiandeqiufuzhanzaiyuandi，hanchouweimimanquanchang。
qizhongyiweishuaiqirunideqingnianshensemoran，taitouyangwangshangfangjudapingmu，kanzhehuamianlimeiyandongrenzhangfapijiandezhuchiren，yanshenshanshuo。
“dangran，xiangyaohuoderucijuejiangjinbingburongyi，jiemuzubujinpeibeiwanmeidejingbeililiang，haiqinglesanweizhuanyezhuanjiadanrenzuzhangjinxingzhihuizhuabu。”
画面一转！
zhuboshinei，zuozheliangnanyinv，tongshipingmushangyeshanguojirendegongjihenengli。
“diyiwei，yanlongtezhongbuduijiaoguan，daihaolongshi，zaiqishouxiachuguoershiliuweishangxiao，shisanweidaxiao，shaoxiaobujiqishu。cengjingjiaomiesanshisichudufanwodian，wushiqichuguaimairenkouhefanmairentiqiguan，zhapiangongsidengzuzhi。”
“jutongji，chenggonglanjiefeifazijinliubaisanshiyi。”
“youyushenfenteshu，wufayizhenmianmushiren，suoyihuipeidaisunwukongmianju，haiqingjianliang。”
“dierwei，jichaxueyuanzhixing，jichaxueyuanzuijiechudetiancai，suntian，xianyitezhongjicha，cengqinshoudaibubamingajizuifan，ershibamingbjizuifan，jiejiurenzhigaodayibailiushiren。”
zhu：huaxiameiyousjizuifandeshuofa。
“disanwei，fangya，shuangboshixuewei，shehuixuezhuanjia，fanzuixinlixuezhuanjia，rengexinlixuezhuanjia，renzhixinlixuezhuanjia，jingtongyuyanyishuhefanzuicexie，takeyizaiyifenzhongneifenxichuduifangshifouyoufanzuidongji，cengbangzhuguanfangshenwenshubaimingzuifan。”
“muqianzhengzaiguojiayiliaobaozhangjugongzuo，jutizhiweibaomi。”
主持人微微一笑。
“chuqimeimingzuzhangkezhihuijichashimingyijiliangciyaoqingwaiyuandejihui，tongshi，sanweizuzhanghuijinxingzhuabupaiming。”
“youqingtishi，yidanbeizhua，zhiqiansuoleijijiangjinjianghuiqingling，suoyijinkenengjiangdizijidecunzaigan，yimiansanweizuzhangzhuyidaonimene。”
“meigezuifanshenshangdouhuixiedaizuixinyanfadeguangxueyinxingwushengnamiwurenji，fenweiyiqiangezhibojian，chuchuligerenyinsiwentiwai，jinxingquanqiuershisixiaoshizhibo。”
“youxikaishi，bangexiaoshihou，jichakaishixingdong！”
“zhugeweiyouxiyukuai！”
caochangshang，shuaiqiqingnianqinhaogujingwubodeshenqingweiweisongdong，meitoujinzhou。
“nanbeng，chuanyueyejiusuanle，haichuanyuedaoyigeqianyijiemuli？zuilipudeshi，zheisanweijichazuzhangdeshenfen，shibushiyoudiantaizhaliele？”
“dapaodawenzishiba？”
qinhaoxinzhongtucao，budongshengsedepieleyanzhouweideren，younanyounv，pifuyansegeyi。
huaxia，yinghua，xiba，asan，meilijian.........
zhouweihaiyousanshimingnazhejinggunchuanzhejingfudeyujing。
“有意思！”
qinhaomozhexiaba，genjujiyi，zheishiyigegenqianshileisideshijie。
zuiguanjiandeshi，muqianhuaxiafengyupiaoyao，geguozhanluanbuduan，shenzhiyouwaiyiquanqiudeyisi，gengshizaimeilijiandegudongxia，zuzusanshiduogeguojiafadongyulun，jingji，wushangdengminglianlizhenduihuaxia。
eryejiuzaizheishi，huaxiashisheyimeikuayuebangexingqiudedao-dan，rangquanshijieanjing，napameilijiandeyanshendouqingchehenduo。
tongshizhankaixianshimianqian，jiduanshijianneiyongrudapiwaiguoren，cushiquanfangweijingjibaofashishangzhang。
yiqianyikansihenduo，shijiyangmaochuzaiyangshenshang，shunbianhainenglaigequanfangweiquanqiuzhanshi，duiyuguojiacengmianlaishuo，zheixiedongxikebijinqiangengzhongyao。
“ruguoshizheiyangdehua，zheijiemujiuyouyisile，zhongwuqizhanshikejililiang，jiemuzhanshihuaxianeibuliliang，minxinningjuli，heguowaixuanchuanqiongpoxiaowanquanbutongdefanhuachangsheng。”
“tongshihainengyujiaoyule，runwuxiwusheng，rangbaixingzhiguanganshouzuifanruhexingcheng，ruhefanzui，baixingyenengqianyimohuadetigaofangfanyishi，dongdeyudaoweixianruhezijiu。”
“buguo，zairuciguanjianshikejubanrucizhongdadejiemu，yunxulaowaibaomingshishenmeyongyi？nandaojiubupayoujianxijiandie，huozhexiangyaodaoluanderenma？”
qinhaosaoleyiyanshenbiandejinfabiyan，shunjianjiufenxichuledangqianjushi。
“si，ganjueguojiazaixiayipandaqia！”
他整个人都麻了。
bushi，rucijibiedeshiqing，shitazheizhongmalounengcanyudema？
dan，tuichuma？neikeshiqianyizuizhongdajianga，sheibuxiangboyixia？
“ding，xunzhaodaoshihesuzhu，zuiqianghanfeixitongjiechengweininfuwu！”
“zhiyaosuzhuzuochurangrenjingya，zhenhan，wufalijiedengxingweihuoyuyan，jiukehuodezhenjingzhi，zhenjingzhikezaixitongshangchengneiduihuansuzhuxuyaodejinenghewupin。”
“ding，jianceninsuochuhuanjing，zengsongxinshoudalibaoyifen，shifoukaiqi？”
jiuzaiqinhaoyouyubudingdeshihou，tingzheerbianturanxiangqijixieyin，taweiweiyileng，suijidanding，chuanyuedouchuxianle，xitonghenqiguaima？
gemenhaodaiyeshishinianlaoshuchonglehaoba！
shudugezhongshenhaoxitong，**xitong，duoziduofuxitong，buguohanfeixitonghaizhenbuchangjian。
talikedakaixitongshangchengchakan，faxianlimiandedongxiwuhuabamen，ansha，jiequandao，panyan，jiyinqianghuayaoji，suogugong，yingyoujinyou，buguomeiyoutebiechaomodedongxi。
“开启。”
qinhaoshitanzhexinzhongxialing。
“ding，chujijiequandaoyifen。”
chaneijian，naozilituranchuxianleyiduanjiyi！
“jiequandao：youwushuzongshilixiaolongchuangzao，qizhongyunhanduozhongquanfa，baokuoyongchun，cunquandeng，jibaijiasuozhang，keyizaishunjianbaofachuwuyulunbideliliang。”
“稳了！”
ganshouzheshentibianhuaheliliangzengqiang，qinhaoluchuweixiao，zheibugagaluansha？
“咔嚓。”
houfangyidaojuxiang，zhuantoukanqu，jianyudamenhuanhuandakai。
“huaxiahaizhenshidafang，jurannachuyiqianyizuojiemu，qianyijiangjin，wolaila！”
“xiba，womenzhiyoubangexiaoshideshijian！”
“biejiwo，nizheigaisidedongxi。”
shenbianyuyoumenbiaoxiandefeichangxingfen，erhuabushuowangwaichong。
qinhaotizhesuliaodai，yemeigaoteshuhua，gensuidabudui。
raner，dangtamenlaidaomenkou，quefaxianyiweizuyouliangmigao，buzhidaonaguodeheipidahanduzaimenkou，niezheshaguodadequantou，luchuyikoubaiya。
“woshikuaxingbienvxing，guanainvxing，renrenyouze，haiqinggeweibashoulideshenghuowuzijiwo，ruguobuji，wohuaiyinimenshizaiqishi，bieguaiwochushoujiaoxunnimen！”
suiranduifangdehuaxiayukekebanban，dantingdongmeiwenti。
qinhaokanshale，tabuyouxiangqiaoyunshangneiweilanpangzi，gengxiangqiwudasancudenanrendazhekuaxingbieqihaocanyujinnvxingbisaizhong，yingxiabenyinggaishuyuhuaxiadediyi。
zaiaoyunshangbuyaoge**wanzheiyitaomofa，daolezuifanjiemuzhong，juranhaiwan？