di6zhangyikebaicai,zuochuhualai
直播间内:
“wodiqinniang!zheishishenmetang?”
“haojiahuo?zheijingyingtitou,sezexianliangdetangzhi......juelea!”
“guangshitouguopingmukan,jiuyijingliukoushuilea!”
yixiedaodianergaishuijuederen,haijianshouzaizhibojiannei,weidejiushixiangkanyikandingfanzuoleyiguoshenmedongxi。
raner,dangtajiekaiguogaishi,neiguozhongchengxianchuneijinhuangsedenongtangyuliangzhiyourendepipatuirou,lingrenchuixiansanchi!
zheicaishigezhepingmuwendaoweiera!
youbushaoderenkaishishualiwu,qizhongbufayoushua6666longyabidedalao。
zhibojianneibuduandexiangqipingtaidetishi。
热度也疯狂飙升!
dingfanmanyidexiaozhe,lianshangyangyizhexiyue,ganxiezheneixieguanzhonglaoyedeliwu。
yitiandemangliumeiyoubaifei,yeduideqitaganggangshuaineiyijiaohuzhuzheiguotang!
然而杠精哪儿都有。
直播间内:
“pinxiangdaoshibucuo,zhubonidaoshihea?”
“buganheba,kankanpinxiangwanshierle,zheizhongdazibudedongxi,naernengzheimehea?”
“zhuboshibushipabiaobixuea?woduzhubokendingbuganhe!”
“zhuboheba,zhenbiaobixuewojishualiwu!6666longyabigoubugou?”
“zhuboganhe,woyedashang6666longyabi!”......
kanzhezheixiegangjingdedanmu,dingfangenbenmeifangzaixinshang。
jiangjingtoudiaozhengzhihou,eleyitiandetalijikaichi。
naleyibingmuzhitangshao,dingfankuaileyixiaoshaodejitang,zhunbeixianchangchangweidao。
daireqilveweihuifa,buzaitangkouzhihou,dingfanjiangqisongrukouzhong。
第一口总是最美好!
“嗯!”
丁凡一脸满足!
紧接着。
dierkou、disankou、chirou、hetang、chirou、hetang......
meishiyukouqiangmocasuochanshengdemeimiaoshengyin,rangzhibojianneidemeiyiweiguanzhongdouzaicishikouzhongshengjin,chuixianbuyi!
bujingyijian,dingfanganjuesihujiaoxiayoushenmedongxi。
ditouyikan,dahuangzhengliangyankelianbabadedingzhetashouzhongdemushao,fangfoshiqiqiushishe......
yiduigouzhuagouzhutadekutui,jiuxiangketouzuoyiyiyang,fachuwuwudeshengyin......
“这会儿求我啦?”
丁凡没好气的训道。
“xianggenwo,zaiwozheierchihaode,hehaode,jiudeshouguiju,yaoshihaixianggangcaineiyang,yihoujiuzhiyoukanzhedefen,tingdaomeiyou!”
tabiaoqingyansu,sihushizaixunchixiaopengyouyiban。
“汪汪!”
dahuangfeileliangsheng,guaiqiaodeyaozheweibadayingxialai。
pieletayiyan,dingfanjiangguolizuihouneizhipipatuijilaochulai。
jirouyijingzhudewanquantuogule,tayiti,roujiusanluozaitangli,dangutoushangyezhanleyixie。
随手丢给大黄。
houzhexingfenbuyi,xianshiweizheneigengutouyuandibengleliangsanquan,ranhoujiangqidiaozaijiaoluoli,dakuaiduoyi!
cishi,danfanbushiyanxia,kangoudebiaoxiandouyinggaizhidao,zheijitangshizhendemeiweijuelun!
dingfanyejuedejintiandetangbizhiqianrenheyicizuodedouyaohaohe。
yebingmeiyouyincigandaobushihuozhekuangbiaobixue。
danzuishenqideyidian,shineixieyeshancandesuizhajingrandoubujianle。
zhibojianneideguanzhongziranyanjian,yefaxianlezheiyidian。
“mofeishizhuhuale?yeshancanni?”
“yinggaibushishenmeputongdeyeshancanba,zhutangjingrannengzhuhua?quanbujinghuadourongrutanglile。”
“zhuboyoudongxia,bujinshicaihao,zuochulaideshiwuyezheimehao,guanzhuleguanzhule,xiaoliwuzouyibo!”......
zhibojianreduzaizheiyiguojitangchuxianzhihou,xunsubiaosheng。
cishiyijingdadaolewuqianredu。
dingfanyilianxingfendedaxiezhegeweilaobandeliwu,yezhuyidaoneireduganggangdaodaleyigexindegaodu。
ranerjiuzaizheihuier,dingfannaohaidangzhongneixitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
“ding!gongxisuzhushengji,shanjunzhilidedaotisheng,shichafanweikuozhangwushimi。”
丁凡一愣。
这就升级了?
xiayishideyongzijideyinianchakanzhouwei,quequeshishiyaobizhiqiandefanweiduolewushimi,yimibuduoyimibushao。
kaixinshikendingkaixin,dingfanjuedeyaoshiyouchaoyirizheishanjunxitongnengrangtabianchengqianliyan,deyouduoqiang?
neizijiqibushizaixiuxian?
buguosheixiuxianshikaochia......
shanshanyixiao,chibaohezu,dingfanjiangdahuangtichuchufang,laidaoyuanneichengliang。
zheiyiridezhiboyedaocijieshu,yuguanzhongjiandangaobiezhihou,taguanshangzhibopingtai。
jintianshizaishitailei,dingfanlianliwushouyidoumeiyoulaidejikan,jiuzhijietangzaiyuanneideyaoyishang,chenchenrumeng......
yicanzhongribao,yicanzhiyean。
jihanyixianshi,kuangnaibujihan。
zhujianqingxingdeshihou,yijingshiqingchen。
qingxindekongqi,weiliangdezhouguang,saluozaidingfanneilengjiaofenmingdelianjiashang。
lanyangyangdeqishen,tadiyijianshijiushikankanzuotianzhuanleduoshao。
pansuanyifanhou,dagaishiyouneimeyiliangqian。
suiranmeiyouyuxiangzhongdegao,danyeyijingbushaole。
起码......
够换一扇好门。
dingfanzhanqishenlai,kanzhechufangmenjianwaidemutoucanzha,yiriqiantahaishishanwanzhengdemen......
zhenghaotajintianyedequshantouhoudezhenzishangmaidianshicai,yekeyishunbianmaiyishanxindemen。
xiangdaozheili,tahuanleshenyifu,jianghaizaihanshuiquebaozheneigengutoudedahuangtixing,likailecunzi。
yirenyigoulaidaotazhiqianchuidiaodeneitiaoxiaohe,youfanguoshanpo,jiulaidaolezhenshang。
suirancunzijulizheijizhenhenjin,danshicunlipingshimeiyourenwaichu,youxiedaye、danainaishenzhiyibeizidoushizaidingfanneigecunziliduguode。
yaoshuorenaoshitingrenao,danshidingfanlaidaozheizhongdifanghou,jiumomingdedichu。
huoxushizaichenglidaidetaijiule,duixuanhuadezaoyinyijirenaodeqifen,yijingshiqulexingqu,shenzhihaiyouxieyanfan。
jiandancaigouyixiesuoxushicai,dingfanzaicaishichangtiaocaideshuiping,rangtongshimaicaidedama、jiatingzhufudouzanbujuekou。
maiwancai,youqubamendeshiqinggaoding。
huidaojialijiangdatiemenzhuanghao,dingfankanxiangdahuang。
“dahuang!laishishi!zheimenerninengzhuanglanme?”
“wang!”dahuangfeileyisheng,shenchuzhuazinaolenaoneidatiepi,suihouyaozheweiba,xingxingdipakai。
“识相。”
dingfanheiheiyixiaotaochushouji。
这会儿已经是下午。
tazhaochangdianruzijidezhibojian。
dingfanfaxian,tongguozuotiandezhibo,zijidefensishuyoushangshenglexuduo。
erqiezheihuierzhengzaizhibojianneifengkuangshuadanmu。
“主播快开门!”
“主播干嘛去了?”
“主播鸽了?”
dingfanhenkaixin,xingfenbuyidedianjikaibo,zuozaitangyishangreqingdechaozheguanzhongdazhaohu。
“guanzhonglaoyemenzaoa!jintianmaimenqule,zuotianbushibeizhuangsuileme,zheicaichidaole,zhuweijianlianga!jianliang!”
他解释道。
ranerguanzhongkuangshua“daoqian”。
guanzhongjifumu,dingfanziranyaoshuncong,ranerdaowanqian,guanzhongmenyoushua“buyaolian”。
wunaiyixiao,dingfanchakaihuati。
“jintianqujishishangmailedianshicai,wanshangchidunhaode!”
直播间:
xiaobaibai:“zhubomeitiandouchidebucuoa!dundundoushizhenxiumeiwei。”
shangshanruoshui:“shenmeshihaode?luobubaicaigeyousuoai,zhuboyaozuoshenmecai?”
maikeerjiekesao:“chidianhetaoba,bunao,zhubojingchiyixierangrenkanbudongde。”......
丁凡咧嘴一笑。
“pinweimeishi,bingbushipinweicaidan,shaoyiguohaocai,yejuebushishaoqian!”
“youxieshihou,zuiguidedongxi,yebudingjiushizuihaode。”
tashuozhe,duanzheshoujilaidaochufang,jiangjintianyaozuodecaijijuleqilai。
ranerzaikandaodingfandeshicaishi,zhibojianneidedanmupinglunshunjianduoleyibei。
“就这?就这?”
“putongdebaicaieryi?youshenmehaoxiqide,gaodehaiyiweishishenmehaodongxiside。”
“mofeizhuboyaomofangmingtaizu,laidaozhenzhufeicuibaiyutang?”
“zhubokuaibiedoule,queqianjiushuo,womenzhongchoujinijidianrouba!”
“baicaiqishiyebucuo,nimenbiechaofengle,nandaonimenmeichiguobaicaime?”......
danmupinglunshang,daduoshibeidingfanjingtouqianzheikedabaicaijidouxiao。
queshi,zheibaicaijiushiyikeputongdebunengzaiputongdebaicai。
dan......yefenshisheizuo。
kanzhezhibojiandedanmuyuelaiyueduo,dandaduohaishizhiyi,dingfanzhishimanlianduixiao。
ranerjiuzaizheihuier,naohaidangzhongneishanjunxitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
“ding!jiancedaoyouguanzhongzhiyisuzhu,kejinxingxuanze。”
“yi、zuosuotouwugui,chengrensuzhuzijishizaichuiniu,kehuodeyigebaowudibiao。”
“er、yongshilizhengmingziji,dapozhiyi,zuochumeishirangguanzhongxinfukoufu,kehuodelianggebaowudibiao。”
俩宝物地标?
kanzheyanqiandexuanxiang,dingfanmeiyourenheyouyu。
meitouyitiao,taturanxiaozheduijingtoushuodao:“neizhubokaigejingcai,nimenlaiyayiya,jiucaiwonengbunengbazheibaicaizuochengzhenxiumeiwei,ganbugan?”
直播间内:
“nayoushenmebugan?kaijiukai!yikebaicaieryi,nihainengzuochuhuaer?”
“zhuboniyouchuyibucuo,ketajiushikebaicai,jigou,goudoubuyidingchi。”
“wojuedezhubokeyi......wozhichizhubo!”
“loushangdenaoziyoubingba?zheizhubojiushigeerhuo,babaicaizuochengzhenxiumeiwei?zheiniudouchuidaotianshangqule。”......
dingfanconglaibufushu,jiranyourenzhiyita,neitajiuhuiqinzidapozhiyi。
baicaisuiranputong,danpeiliaokeyiyongdianerhaodema!
genghekuangyoushanjunxitongbangshen,haipazaihoushanzhaobudaoshenmehaodeshicaipeiliao?
xiangdaozheier,dingfanduanzheshouji,suishoulinqimenkouluokuang,tixingdahuang。
“走,找野货!”
shuozhe,dingfanjiuduanzheshouji,yirenyigou,bianzhibobianchaozhehoushanerqu。
zheihuiertianqimenre,tiankongshangyoujipianwuyun,mingmingcaixiawu,queyijingyoulebangwandehunan。
dingfanhedahuangyiluxixilaidaolehoushan。
ranerjiuzaizheihuier,toudingshangyidaobaiguangshanguo!
jinjiezhetiankongyourujijiangzhakaideguo,“honglonglong”dezuoxiang!
dingfanheleyitiao,zhibojianneideguanzhongtongyangruci。
“haojiahuo,jiwokunjingerdouhemeile,fashengshenmele?”
“zhubozheishiyaodujieleme?kuaishouleshentongba!”
“kanqilaiyaoxiayule,zhuboyaoburanhuijiaba,kaishuizhubaicaiyebucuo。”
“huiquba,meibiyaozheimepin,wanyilinyuganmaoledebuchangshi。”......
zhibojianneideguanzhongyouxierenchuyuhaoyiquanzudao。
但是丁凡不以为然。
tangtangnanzihandazhangfu,wohainengpazheidianyushuishizade?
xiangzhe,tatongguoshanjunnengli,tanchazhouweinenglifanweineidegezhongdongzhiwu。
youxuduoxiaokunchongzaitulipaxing、chengqunjieduibanjiademayi、jimangtaohuidongkudeyetu、haiyouyixiecongcunzilitoutouliuchulaidejiajier......
zouzhezouzhe,dingfandeshichafanweiyezaibuduanwangqiantansuo,ranerjiuzaizheishi!
dingfandengdashuangyan,sihushifaxianleshenmebudelededongxi!