第6章 一颗白菜,做出花来

di6zhangyikebaicai,zuochuhualai

直播间内:

“wodiqinniang!zheishishenmetang?”

“haojiahuo?zheijingyingtitou,sezexianliangdetangzhi......juelea!”

“guangshitouguopingmukan,jiuyijingliukoushuilea!”

yixiedaodianergaishuijuederen,haijianshouzaizhibojiannei,weidejiushixiangkanyikandingfanzuoleyiguoshenmedongxi。

raner,dangtajiekaiguogaishi,neiguozhongchengxianchuneijinhuangsedenongtangyuliangzhiyourendepipatuirou,lingrenchuixiansanchi!

zheicaishigezhepingmuwendaoweiera!

youbushaoderenkaishishualiwu,qizhongbufayoushua6666longyabidedalao。

zhibojianneibuduandexiangqipingtaidetishi。

热度也疯狂飙升!

dingfanmanyidexiaozhe,lianshangyangyizhexiyue,ganxiezheneixieguanzhonglaoyedeliwu。

yitiandemangliumeiyoubaifei,yeduideqitaganggangshuaineiyijiaohuzhuzheiguotang!

然而杠精哪儿都有。

直播间内:

“pinxiangdaoshibucuo,zhubonidaoshihea?”

“buganheba,kankanpinxiangwanshierle,zheizhongdazibudedongxi,naernengzheimehea?”

“zhuboshibushipabiaobixuea?woduzhubokendingbuganhe!”

“zhuboheba,zhenbiaobixuewojishualiwu!6666longyabigoubugou?”

“zhuboganhe,woyedashang6666longyabi!”......

kanzhezheixiegangjingdedanmu,dingfangenbenmeifangzaixinshang。

jiangjingtoudiaozhengzhihou,eleyitiandetalijikaichi。

naleyibingmuzhitangshao,dingfankuaileyixiaoshaodejitang,zhunbeixianchangchangweidao。

daireqilveweihuifa,buzaitangkouzhihou,dingfanjiangqisongrukouzhong。

第一口总是最美好!

“嗯!”

丁凡一脸满足!

紧接着。

dierkou、disankou、chirou、hetang、chirou、hetang......

meishiyukouqiangmocasuochanshengdemeimiaoshengyin,rangzhibojianneidemeiyiweiguanzhongdouzaicishikouzhongshengjin,chuixianbuyi!

bujingyijian,dingfanganjuesihujiaoxiayoushenmedongxi。

ditouyikan,dahuangzhengliangyankelianbabadedingzhetashouzhongdemushao,fangfoshiqiqiushishe......

yiduigouzhuagouzhutadekutui,jiuxiangketouzuoyiyiyang,fachuwuwudeshengyin......

“这会儿求我啦?”

丁凡没好气的训道。

“xianggenwo,zaiwozheierchihaode,hehaode,jiudeshouguiju,yaoshihaixianggangcaineiyang,yihoujiuzhiyoukanzhedefen,tingdaomeiyou!”

tabiaoqingyansu,sihushizaixunchixiaopengyouyiban。

“汪汪!”

dahuangfeileliangsheng,guaiqiaodeyaozheweibadayingxialai。

pieletayiyan,dingfanjiangguolizuihouneizhipipatuijilaochulai。

jirouyijingzhudewanquantuogule,tayiti,roujiusanluozaitangli,dangutoushangyezhanleyixie。

随手丢给大黄。

houzhexingfenbuyi,xianshiweizheneigengutouyuandibengleliangsanquan,ranhoujiangqidiaozaijiaoluoli,dakuaiduoyi!

cishi,danfanbushiyanxia,kangoudebiaoxiandouyinggaizhidao,zheijitangshizhendemeiweijuelun!

dingfanyejuedejintiandetangbizhiqianrenheyicizuodedouyaohaohe。

yebingmeiyouyincigandaobushihuozhekuangbiaobixue。

danzuishenqideyidian,shineixieyeshancandesuizhajingrandoubujianle。

zhibojianneideguanzhongziranyanjian,yefaxianlezheiyidian。

“mofeishizhuhuale?yeshancanni?”

“yinggaibushishenmeputongdeyeshancanba,zhutangjingrannengzhuhua?quanbujinghuadourongrutanglile。”

“zhuboyoudongxia,bujinshicaihao,zuochulaideshiwuyezheimehao,guanzhuleguanzhule,xiaoliwuzouyibo!”......

zhibojianreduzaizheiyiguojitangchuxianzhihou,xunsubiaosheng。

cishiyijingdadaolewuqianredu。

dingfanyilianxingfendedaxiezhegeweilaobandeliwu,yezhuyidaoneireduganggangdaodaleyigexindegaodu。

ranerjiuzaizheihuier,dingfannaohaidangzhongneixitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。

“ding!gongxisuzhushengji,shanjunzhilidedaotisheng,shichafanweikuozhangwushimi。”

丁凡一愣。

这就升级了?

xiayishideyongzijideyinianchakanzhouwei,quequeshishiyaobizhiqiandefanweiduolewushimi,yimibuduoyimibushao。

kaixinshikendingkaixin,dingfanjuedeyaoshiyouchaoyirizheishanjunxitongnengrangtabianchengqianliyan,deyouduoqiang?

neizijiqibushizaixiuxian?

buguosheixiuxianshikaochia......

shanshanyixiao,chibaohezu,dingfanjiangdahuangtichuchufang,laidaoyuanneichengliang。

zheiyiridezhiboyedaocijieshu,yuguanzhongjiandangaobiezhihou,taguanshangzhibopingtai。

jintianshizaishitailei,dingfanlianliwushouyidoumeiyoulaidejikan,jiuzhijietangzaiyuanneideyaoyishang,chenchenrumeng......

yicanzhongribao,yicanzhiyean。

jihanyixianshi,kuangnaibujihan。

zhujianqingxingdeshihou,yijingshiqingchen。

qingxindekongqi,weiliangdezhouguang,saluozaidingfanneilengjiaofenmingdelianjiashang。

lanyangyangdeqishen,tadiyijianshijiushikankanzuotianzhuanleduoshao。

pansuanyifanhou,dagaishiyouneimeyiliangqian。

suiranmeiyouyuxiangzhongdegao,danyeyijingbushaole。

起码......

够换一扇好门。

dingfanzhanqishenlai,kanzhechufangmenjianwaidemutoucanzha,yiriqiantahaishishanwanzhengdemen......

zhenghaotajintianyedequshantouhoudezhenzishangmaidianshicai,yekeyishunbianmaiyishanxindemen。

xiangdaozheili,tahuanleshenyifu,jianghaizaihanshuiquebaozheneigengutoudedahuangtixing,likailecunzi。

yirenyigoulaidaotazhiqianchuidiaodeneitiaoxiaohe,youfanguoshanpo,jiulaidaolezhenshang。

suirancunzijulizheijizhenhenjin,danshicunlipingshimeiyourenwaichu,youxiedaye、danainaishenzhiyibeizidoushizaidingfanneigecunziliduguode。

yaoshuorenaoshitingrenao,danshidingfanlaidaozheizhongdifanghou,jiumomingdedichu。

huoxushizaichenglidaidetaijiule,duixuanhuadezaoyinyijirenaodeqifen,yijingshiqulexingqu,shenzhihaiyouxieyanfan。

jiandancaigouyixiesuoxushicai,dingfanzaicaishichangtiaocaideshuiping,rangtongshimaicaidedama、jiatingzhufudouzanbujuekou。

maiwancai,youqubamendeshiqinggaoding。

huidaojialijiangdatiemenzhuanghao,dingfankanxiangdahuang。

“dahuang!laishishi!zheimenerninengzhuanglanme?”

“wang!”dahuangfeileyisheng,shenchuzhuazinaolenaoneidatiepi,suihouyaozheweiba,xingxingdipakai。

“识相。”

dingfanheiheiyixiaotaochushouji。

这会儿已经是下午。

tazhaochangdianruzijidezhibojian。

dingfanfaxian,tongguozuotiandezhibo,zijidefensishuyoushangshenglexuduo。

erqiezheihuierzhengzaizhibojianneifengkuangshuadanmu。

“主播快开门!”

“主播干嘛去了?”

“主播鸽了?”

dingfanhenkaixin,xingfenbuyidedianjikaibo,zuozaitangyishangreqingdechaozheguanzhongdazhaohu。

“guanzhonglaoyemenzaoa!jintianmaimenqule,zuotianbushibeizhuangsuileme,zheicaichidaole,zhuweijianlianga!jianliang!”

他解释道。

ranerguanzhongkuangshua“daoqian”。

guanzhongjifumu,dingfanziranyaoshuncong,ranerdaowanqian,guanzhongmenyoushua“buyaolian”。

wunaiyixiao,dingfanchakaihuati。

“jintianqujishishangmailedianshicai,wanshangchidunhaode!”

直播间:

xiaobaibai:“zhubomeitiandouchidebucuoa!dundundoushizhenxiumeiwei。”

shangshanruoshui:“shenmeshihaode?luobubaicaigeyousuoai,zhuboyaozuoshenmecai?”

maikeerjiekesao:“chidianhetaoba,bunao,zhubojingchiyixierangrenkanbudongde。”......

丁凡咧嘴一笑。

“pinweimeishi,bingbushipinweicaidan,shaoyiguohaocai,yejuebushishaoqian!”

“youxieshihou,zuiguidedongxi,yebudingjiushizuihaode。”

tashuozhe,duanzheshoujilaidaochufang,jiangjintianyaozuodecaijijuleqilai。

ranerzaikandaodingfandeshicaishi,zhibojianneidedanmupinglunshunjianduoleyibei。

“就这?就这?”

“putongdebaicaieryi?youshenmehaoxiqide,gaodehaiyiweishishenmehaodongxiside。”

“mofeizhuboyaomofangmingtaizu,laidaozhenzhufeicuibaiyutang?”

“zhubokuaibiedoule,queqianjiushuo,womenzhongchoujinijidianrouba!”

“baicaiqishiyebucuo,nimenbiechaofengle,nandaonimenmeichiguobaicaime?”......

danmupinglunshang,daduoshibeidingfanjingtouqianzheikedabaicaijidouxiao。

queshi,zheibaicaijiushiyikeputongdebunengzaiputongdebaicai。

dan......yefenshisheizuo。

kanzhezhibojiandedanmuyuelaiyueduo,dandaduohaishizhiyi,dingfanzhishimanlianduixiao。

ranerjiuzaizheihuier,naohaidangzhongneishanjunxitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。

“ding!jiancedaoyouguanzhongzhiyisuzhu,kejinxingxuanze。”

“yi、zuosuotouwugui,chengrensuzhuzijishizaichuiniu,kehuodeyigebaowudibiao。”

“er、yongshilizhengmingziji,dapozhiyi,zuochumeishirangguanzhongxinfukoufu,kehuodelianggebaowudibiao。”

俩宝物地标?

kanzheyanqiandexuanxiang,dingfanmeiyourenheyouyu。

meitouyitiao,taturanxiaozheduijingtoushuodao:“neizhubokaigejingcai,nimenlaiyayiya,jiucaiwonengbunengbazheibaicaizuochengzhenxiumeiwei,ganbugan?”

直播间内:

“nayoushenmebugan?kaijiukai!yikebaicaieryi,nihainengzuochuhuaer?”

“zhuboniyouchuyibucuo,ketajiushikebaicai,jigou,goudoubuyidingchi。”

“wojuedezhubokeyi......wozhichizhubo!”

“loushangdenaoziyoubingba?zheizhubojiushigeerhuo,babaicaizuochengzhenxiumeiwei?zheiniudouchuidaotianshangqule。”......

dingfanconglaibufushu,jiranyourenzhiyita,neitajiuhuiqinzidapozhiyi。

baicaisuiranputong,danpeiliaokeyiyongdianerhaodema!

genghekuangyoushanjunxitongbangshen,haipazaihoushanzhaobudaoshenmehaodeshicaipeiliao?

xiangdaozheier,dingfanduanzheshouji,suishoulinqimenkouluokuang,tixingdahuang。

“走,找野货!”

shuozhe,dingfanjiuduanzheshouji,yirenyigou,bianzhibobianchaozhehoushanerqu。

zheihuiertianqimenre,tiankongshangyoujipianwuyun,mingmingcaixiawu,queyijingyoulebangwandehunan。

dingfanhedahuangyiluxixilaidaolehoushan。

ranerjiuzaizheihuier,toudingshangyidaobaiguangshanguo!

jinjiezhetiankongyourujijiangzhakaideguo,“honglonglong”dezuoxiang!

dingfanheleyitiao,zhibojianneideguanzhongtongyangruci。

“haojiahuo,jiwokunjingerdouhemeile,fashengshenmele?”

“zhubozheishiyaodujieleme?kuaishouleshentongba!”

“kanqilaiyaoxiayule,zhuboyaoburanhuijiaba,kaishuizhubaicaiyebucuo。”

“huiquba,meibiyaozheimepin,wanyilinyuganmaoledebuchangshi。”......

zhibojianneideguanzhongyouxierenchuyuhaoyiquanzudao。

但是丁凡不以为然。

tangtangnanzihandazhangfu,wohainengpazheidianyushuishizade?

xiangzhe,tatongguoshanjunnengli,tanchazhouweinenglifanweineidegezhongdongzhiwu。

youxuduoxiaokunchongzaitulipaxing、chengqunjieduibanjiademayi、jimangtaohuidongkudeyetu、haiyouyixiecongcunzilitoutouliuchulaidejiajier......

zouzhezouzhe,dingfandeshichafanweiyezaibuduanwangqiantansuo,ranerjiuzaizheishi!

dingfandengdashuangyan,sihushifaxianleshenmebudelededongxi!