第3章
哎呦！
yishengcanjiao，lipingzhijieshuailegegoukenni。
erchushoude，shiyigenongzhuangyanmo，shencaijiaohaodenvren，wenerya，bandaoliping，haiyilianweiqudejiaozhe，“siheshang，nicaiwojiaoganshenme！”
嘭嘭！
hentiangaohenhendecailelipingdeshou。
wenerya，lipingdexianrennvyouzhiyi！
“ni......nizheigesiponiang！nijilaozidengzhe！”lipingjiweiqifen，dantabugandanwu，zhanqilaijixupao，quezaixiayimiao，zaicizaidao，zheici，zhijieyuyikuaidashitouyoulezhengmianjiechu！
pianqiaobuqiao，tuixianzaishitoufengli，‘kaca’yishengxiang，zhijieguzhe！
zhongren：“......”
惊呆了！
yiqie，jurandoubeizheigedaoshishuozhong！
偶然？
fenfenkanxianglinxuan，zheidaoshi，wanquanshiyifukantouyiqiedebiaoqing！
四周顿时一片寂静！
直播间，一片疯狂。
“zheixiaodaoshi，zhennaishenrenye！”
“wodetian，tangtangshengseng，juranbeizheigedaoshijijuhuajiuhuzhule！zheiye......taicheleba！”
“wozenmeyouzhongganjue，zheishipingtaishejihaodejubenni！”
“juben？bienaole！nimenkanshengsengdetui，douwanquchengneizhongchengdule，jueduishifensuixingguzhe！haijuben，yanjingxialema！”
“ruozheidaoshishuodehuashizhende，neizheigeheshang，kejiuzhendesangliangxinle！”
“dengdeng，nimeiyoumeiyouzaishengsengdezhibojianmaiguodongxi？neigejiuzhuanhaiyangdan，buhuishidudanba！woteme，jintianganggangchileyike！buxing，woyaoquzuogejiancha，geweiyouyuanzaijian！”
“nidengdeng，womenyiqi......”
shengsengzhibojiandedagemenshunjianhuangle，tamensixialimaiguolipingdedanyao，erqiebuzhiyici！
ruozheigedaoshidehuashizhende，neiziji，xingmingkanyoua！
yishijian，dalaofenfentuichu。
raner，queyougengduodeshuiyoujinru。
yijinlai，jiushigezhongwenhao。
“tingshuo，shengsengzaijiemufanche，yaoyoulaoyuzhizai，zhendejiade？”
“waimianchuandeshensuanzi，jiushizheigedaoshixiaoge？”
“xiaoge，zailuyishoubei！”
“dui，ganggangdemeikandao，xianzaizailuyishou，wojinishuahuojian！”
“我两枚！”
“womofashu520！”
......
mumingerlaideshuiyou，fenfenqihong，yishijian，zhibojianrenaofeifan，reduzaizhangwubaiwan！
jiemucehuazhijiexiaole，ganjinjidaixiaomeifasixin。
“daixiaomei，bielengzhe，ganjinfazuduiyaoqing！”
“shengsengshinideduiyou，xianzaitatuichujiemu，nixuyaoxindeduiyou，xianzaijiudingzheigexiaodaoshiba！”
daixiaomeikandaosixin，meitouweiweiyizhou，shuoshihua，xiangbixuanxue，tagengyuanyixiangxinkexue，zheige【huwaitanling】jiemu，wanquanshiganyazishangjia，beijingjirenbaileyidao，budeyicaicanjia。
zhiyuganggangzheigedaoshiludezheiyishou，tajuede，jubendexianyigengda！
keruoshijuben，shuaidiaoshengsengzheiyangdeliuliangdazhubo，layigehaowumingqidedaoshijinlai，zhidema？
buyoude，daixiaomeixianrulechensi。
“daizong，qiuqiuni，bielengzhele！”
“shengsengbeishichui，ruobunenglazheigedaoshiruhuo，zheigejiemukejiuwanle！”
“daizong，daijie，dainainai......”
“woqiuni，jiujiuchangba！”
cehuafengkuangdishuohaohua，xianzaishigejihui，yeshigeweiju，ruodaoshibujiarujiemu，neidengjingchalai，zhenjiangshengsengdaizou，neizheijiemu，bizaohuatielu！
linxuanraoyouyiweidekanzhedaixiaomei，tasuandaoleyiqie，baokuocehuaduidaixiaomeideliuyan。
daixiaomeikanlelinxuanyiyan，yijuezui，shuodao：“jirandashisuandezheimezhun，buzhidaonengbunengjiwosuanyisuanni？”
daixiaomei，liuliangdazhubo！
tazheihuayichu，zhibojianshunjianfeiteng。
“呆小妹出手了！”
“nengrangdaixiaomeizhudongshuohua，zheigexiaodaoshi，jueduiyouxiedongxi！”
xinlaidezaicaice，yikaishijiuzaideshuiyoumenzaihuanhu！
“daixiaomeiyetaidandaleba！shengsengduodouduobuji，taqushangganzheyaoxiaodaoshisuangua，nandaobupabeibaochuheiliao，yebeishichui？”
“gangtiechunyuwodaizong，nengyouheiliao？kaishenmewanxiao！”
“daizong，wozhichini！”
shuiyoudanmushuashuadewangshangpiao。
linfandandanyixiao，shuodao：“buzhidaizongxiangyaosuanshenmeni？yinyuan，jixiong，haishiqita？”
daixiaomeizhijiebaishoushuodao：“qishi，wobingbuxiangxinshenmexuanxue，zheiyang，nijiusuibianshuodianshenme，nengrangshuiyoumenxinfujiuhao，ruhe？”
不信玄学？
linxuansongjianyixiao，“nimashangjiuhuixiangxin。”
“daizongzhenming，daixiaowei，nianlingershiliu，fumujianzai，jiazaizhongnanpianyunongcun......”
daixiaomeidaduanlinxuandehua，“shuodianbierenbuzhidaodeshiqing。”
linxuanmeiyouzaiyi，jixushuodao：“neijiushuodiansimideshiqing。”
“nixihuanzaijialuoben！”
哗！
daixiaomeidelianshunjianyipianxiuhong。
“nijiadechengsechujuzhong，youyitaoyifu，dangran，shiyinweihaoqi，caimaide。”
daixiaomeizhijiedengdaleyanjing，yiliandebukesiyi，“nizenmehuizhidao！”
neijiandongxi，zhiyoutazijizhidaocaidui！
erqie，haizhidaoshizaichengsechuju！
这人......
linxuanrengjiuzhishiyixiao，jixudao：“nipaozaodeshihou，xihuanchangliangzhilaohu，yongdetanglaoyayujin，beiziyongdeduolaameng**ban，haiyounidepeishuixiaowanou......shiyizhiyimizhangdebuwawa！”
“nini......”
daixiaomeidelian，xiuhongdechadianjiuyaodixiaxuelai！
linxuanmeiyouting，zhangzuihaiyaoshuo，daixiaomeiganjinzhizhi，“woxinle！nibiezaishuole！”
整个人都被震惊了！
这些事，没人知道！
jiuliantadejingjirendoubuzhidao，zheigedaoshizenmehuizhidao！
nandao，zhenshisuanbuchulaide？
zhibojiandeshuiyougengjiazhenjing，danmushuadefeiqi。
“wodetian，meixiangdaonijingranshizheiyangdedaizong！”
“zhendejiade，youmeiyourenchulaizhengshiyixia！daizongzenmekenenghuishineizhongnvren，buguo......wohaoxihuanya！”
“birenshuduweibiaoqingxinlixue，jingguoguanchadaizongdemianbubiaoqing，woganduanding，xiaodaoshishuodehua，sihaobujia！”
“shenle！zheizhongsimideshiqingdounengzhidao！zheigexiaodaoshi，pabushidaizongdedixiaqingrenba！”
“zheishizenmesuanchulaide？zheixiaozi，buhuishitoukuikuang，zaidaizongjiaanleshexiangtouba！”
zheitiaodanmu，jinruledaixiaomeideyanzhong。
让呆小妹如遭雷击。
科学！
摄像头才是科学！
“xiaodaoshi，nibiantai！”naqishoujijiuxiangbaojing。
linfanquesihaobuhuang，huanhuanshuodao：“neigebuou，zhixunsongde！”
轰！
daixiaomeiruzaoleiji，yanzhuzichadianbengchulai。
这，他都能知道？！
这可是绝密！